I'm looking for a man, preferably a big dick man, who can reproduce with a woman. I want to see your big cock go in and out of a woman's womb and inject her with hot semen. After that I want to be friends with the woman and you and take care of the offspring.

I want to live the eunuch lifestyle, being a eunuch all the way

>>935756031 (OP)
I'm sorry anon, I can only do room temperature semen. I guess we could microwave it?

>>935756072
It would be 98 degrees which is higher than room temperature. I could take care of children and teach them to be much smarter than you. My requirement is a big cock

>>935756524
no, I mean I can only cum room temperature. its a medical thing.

>>935756783
Stahp

I want to be friends with you and a woman and take care of your seed. I'm a eunuch with a small impotent penis. It's hard for me to get a boner for medical reasons.

I like large penises injecting seed in the woman to make a beautiful baby that I can raise as my own with another woman.

>>935756031 (OP)
You're an unmedicated schizo that thinks he's Jesus, you should not be taking care of kids, heck I wouldn't even entrust a potted plant to you.

>>935757430
I actually have multiple sclerosis due to vitamin D deficiency which my pale skin needs. I'm not a schizo and I exhibit absolutely no schizophrenic symptoms

>>935757565
>I'm not a schizo and I exhibit absolutely no schizophrenic symptoms
Aside from spamming about you being the son of god for months on end and now looking for a family to be a house eunuch in.
Both of which sounds insane by the way.

>>935756524
>98 degrees.
>Hotter than room temperature.
No shit moron, and you're gonna drive us both to the hospital after I pump literally boiling cum out of my urethera and into her cunt, right?

>>935757628
I have multiple sclerosis. I thought it was catatonic schizophrenia. No. It's a disease that comes from lack of sunlight. I am fucked. You are fucked. White bastards all go to Hell with me. Cuckoldry and big black cock is the answer.

>>935757730
>Cuckoldry and big black cock is the answer.
Oh look, more hateful insanity.

>>935757747
It's not insanity. A small penis impotent fucked up eunuch wants to be appreciated

I want to take care of children in a nonsexual way, but as friends with a big cock. The good life is found in not being born with deformities or illnesses. I'm a eugenicist.

>>935757730
Hey here's a fact, those supplements your doctors gave you are actually antipsychotics.

SO....... if I can get a big cock gay male to inseminate a woman's beautiful pussy hole I can raise the offspring

>>935757929
No supplements bro. I take the last prescription of Ativan and it's over after that. The mental health doctors are incompetent but funnily enough they said I was incompetent in a court case.

I'm just done with the government and mental health world. I need real help. My dad would have shut down the mental health place I went to. I am smart and I know good things. I want to be a literal eunuch cuckold.

>>935758019
>The mental health doctors are incompetent
At least they're more competent than you.

You're not a eunch if you still have balls. Snip snip, boy.

The god of this world is evil: never forget that if you're considered white or pale skinned. The entity is evil. It's up to you to find a purpose to this horrible life

>>935758056
I'm smarter than even Eistein. That's the joke. A conglomerate of stupid people saying a smart Jew is the worst most unintelligent human in the world. Your creator is evil and he hates you.

>>935758120
No the joke is your entire midwit narcissistic schizoid existence.

>>935758056
>>935758152
Just listen to the beautiful white woman praise a pale Jew with a small cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzewtL2spMw

>>935758181
Why would I give a shit about some hussy singing about heeb cock?

>>935758226
Your mind is shuttered. You have been corrupted by things unseen. You are evil incarnate. The worst of type of evil. You never got it and never will. You are going to burn in Hell. Apocalypse of Peter

>>935758271
You're a narcissistic cuckold living in a delusional fantasy where you're the 300 IQ main character.

If you actually were the main character your life wouldn't be so boring.

>>935758308
Look how sad your life is. You are in the millions

>>935758384
The only difference between you and me is that I don't want to see my girlfriend railed by some rando and I'm not mentally ill.

>>935758425
Well, I am mentally ill and I want to see big cocks fuck a friendly woman by a man who has his shit together so I can raise the superior offspring. My mind is destroyed.. If you ever wanted to destroy my mind, well, you have. I know too much about the world. Big cock is all that matters. It is the end.

>>935758499
>I know too much about the world.
No you don't. You're having a mental breakdown and you're mistaking noise for intelligence.

Go to a mental hospital and get the fuck off 4chan forever before you do something stupid.

>>935758569
I can't even get out of bed. Do you know what multiple sclerosis is like? You've told me to go get help for years and it's never helped. I just need you to die and stop pestering me.

>>935758613
I don't care, stop posting, go to the mental hospital.

>>935758633
Stop. I will do what I want with my shitty life. I fucking hate you.

>>935758661
So you want to come to /b/ and be insulted by random nobodies on the internet? Because that's what's going to keep happening until you check yourself in.

>>935758679
Remove yourself from this thread or are you threatening me again like Kanye West? Reduce your insanity and forceful exuberance in hatred and get the Hell out of my world.

>>935758718
Meds. Take them. Padded cell. Hop in it.

>>935758736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coDVcuVoINU

Israel blown to smithereens

>>935758765
>Israel blown to smithereens
Good. Now go to the mental institution.

>>935758786
You're crying. You did it once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHi1IRk5XY

I know you

>>935758822
Maybe if you just took your meds and went to the mental hospital you wouldn't be crying dumbass.

>>935758846
Stop. The endgame is where every large dick scum gets killed off and every whore gets stoned to death.

>>935758870
No the end game is you popping Zyprexa and working to overcome your feelings of inadequacy then leaving 4chan forever.

>>935758924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYkhb2NjfE

>>935758966
That's great. Now get in the straitjacket.

>>935758992
Complete your humiliation of the Jewish lamb. Complete your Nazi doctrine. Sacrifice it again in your unforeseen ignorance

>>935759034
God isn't real and I denounce the Talmud just like I denounce your delusions of grandeur.

>>935759055
ok. so i just want to have sex and have s=a big cock reproduce with a female so i can raise the kid. why are you attacking me?

>>935759092
Why are you telling us about your stupid fucking fetishes? Fuck off.
Even if you did manage to pull someone from /b/ he'd figure out a way to give you and the woman both AIDS or maybe anal parasites and slip some plan-b in the woman's drink if she ever did get knocked up.

Only a genuine retard would trust anyone from /b/.

>>935759166
that's not the point. It's about showing yourself as a dumbass innocent lamb bred with a small penis

>>935759258
Who the fuck care about you or your dick? Nobody is going to come to your house and fuck your wife for you. Nobody cares.

You are so fucking stupid you can't even humiliate yourself properly.

>>935759279
I'm done bro

>>935759309
"Done" how?

>>935756031 (OP)
you look more like a Circus "bearded lady"

> ergo : Tits & timestamp or GTFO