Thread 935756542

another beady thread wow

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

Imagine preferring THAT to this.

>>935756744
stop posting kids, subhuman

>>935756787
Peak Olivia

>>935756814
It's been a peak kind of year for her. Not for much else, but her, certainly.

I-I know I-I-I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys d-don't l-like m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me for g-g-getting a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...

>>935756935
Definitely. Fully embraced her sluttier side throughout this Guts tour and it’s been incredible to witness

>>935757233
Nuts busted for generations to come.

>>935757241
Absolutely

>>935757233
>>935757241
Just think how slutty teens will be on their breakout concert in ten years time

>>935757332
Or we'll be dead.

>>935756935
>>935757346
In your humble opinion, how many different cocks has Liv had in her mouth by now?

>>935757534
Either 3 to 4 or reverse Wilt Chamberlain numbers.

>>935757346
Hopefully not. I plan on nutting to Olivia for a long time still

>>935757534
>>935757577
Jesus, she’s become the perfect pop star cum fuel

>>935757684
Outstanding. From lips to pits, tits to toes, she’s gooner heaven

>>935757577
>reverse Wilt Chamberlain numbers
Negative twelve thousand?! 3 to 4 seems real nice but I feel like she gives major league head and it would be higher

>>935757731
Positive number, just going in the opposite direction.

>>935757750
>>935757731
Here's a picture.

>>935757768
Her cleavage is kinda unmatched and so is her sex face
>>935757750
WUT

>>935757731
>>935757768
She definitely gives killer head

>>935757851
How do you know so much about women?

>>935757859
>>935757831
Not a celeb

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

My top 20 most attractive celebrities under 30 in no order

Mackenzie Foy
Sadie Sink
Olivia Rodrigo
Jenna Ortega
Kathyrn Newton
Nell Tiger Free
Lily-Rose Depp
Anya Taylor Joy
Sophie Thatcher
Sophia Lillis
Cailee Spaeny
Isabella Sermon
Kiernan Shipka
Mckenna Grace
Milly Alcock
Isabela Merced
Hailee Steinfeld
Mikey Madison
Rachel Zegler
Kaitlyn Dever

>>935757991
Phimosios - 4:17

Spent the day in bed
Very happy I did, yes
I spent the day in bed
As the workers stay enslaved
I spent the day in bed
I'm not my type, but
I love my bed

>>935758245
Based for the inclusion of
Olivia Rodrigo
Kathryn Newton
Cailee Spaeny
Isa Merced
Hailee Steinfeld
Kaitlyn Dever

>>935758245
>no Francesca Capaldi
For shame

>>935758755
tits

>>935758472
Thanks man
>>935758755
Sorry I have never seen her in anything

>>935758928
Tits!
>>935758946
Probably for the best

>>935758928
Oh, it's you. What a shocker.

Spent the day with his hand up his ass
Troy's very happy he did, yes
He spent the day with his hand up his ass
As the workers stay enslaved
Troy spent the day with his hand up his ass
Troy's not his type, but
He loves having his hand up his ass

>>935759089
post the see-thru tits...

>>935759106
You do it

>>935759127
dont have it

>>935759142
>>935759127
>>935759106
>>935759089
samefag

>>935759142
Well that sucks then

>>935759089
>>935759127
>>935759156
Blessed Franon

>>935758946
No worries :)

>>935759089
>>935759156
Fran is a good shout for that list too

>>935759230
Like an evolved pokemon... a pokemom

His will to gay roleplay with himself is weakened by the absence of an audience.

>>935759340
If he needs an audience he's a faker. A true pervert would do it for the love of the game only

>>935759340
Maybe later. Then he can pretend to ask himself for his discord.

>>935759607
Staaacked

>>935759622
>>935759607
samefag

>>935759622
You don't have to keep repeating this over and over again like a wheelchair bound, mushy-brained family burden.

I'm in love with her.

Fat nigger troy

>>935759698
gosh, that's a bold nipple

>>935759658
She is absolutely stacked tho

>>935759845
Nobody cares, J-Tard.

I-I-I-I'm s-s-so I-I-l-l-l-l-l-lucky...

>>935760142
Fat nigger

>>935759924
>Implying the boy diddler would post Franny fat tittys.

Nigga pls. He whined like a bitch about her for an entire week once because he had to edit her out of a photoshoot from 2016 with one of his boy idols.

Enjoy spending your weekend here again I guess. Pls don't post on the actual chan he uses now - I don't want you calling me him when I'm posting Pavaga.

>>935760363
Okay, J-Fart.

>>935760363
Dont argue just post more tits

Another day where you dig out the AI pics you "made" in 2023 and repost them.

Another day where you post mutilated penises.

Another day where you call random people J-Tard or J-Fungus. Not because you think we're the boy diddling faggot but because you want oh so desperately to be noticed.

No idea what happened to you anon - you spent 18 months obsessively stalking the person you complain stalks bd all the time, only to vanish for six months and then come back and start right up again.

What's up with that btw?

Anyway, point is nigga this place is dead now. People have for the most part moved on.

Your little boy diddler being among them. Oh for sure he still posts here daily but not in these threads.

Let me help your spastic ass out: Try the Celeb AI threads. He gets off on people liking and loving his posts and not knowing the type of person who makes them.

You are going to ignore all this and waste yet another weekend since you came back.

How many hours were you here yesterday? 8? The day before?

Nigga invent an excuse to go outside.

>>935760623
This

>>935760623
>Anyway, point is nigga this place is dead now. People have for the most part moved on.

Nah. Made for DILF are the only good threads now. Between the namefag bullshit beady spam and this spastic nigga there aint no point posting.

Enjoy the weekend with him screeching like a bitch who just got fucked in the ass without lube.

thanks jacob

>>935760641
>>935760363
>>935760690
Saturdays are particularly difficult for you, great Archivist. May your phimosis stretching be painless, and your dissociations from reality untinged by loneliness and self-loathing.

>>935760762
Okay, J-Fart.

>>935760912
This works about as well as obsessively calling everyone pedophiles, or your sad attempts to kickstart uninspired nicknames. You can't hide from yourself.

>>935760761
>>935760762
>>935760912
These are likely all Jacob.

I have decided my weeend.

>>935760940
Whatever you say, Jacob.

>>935760940
When the OCD kicks in, there's no going back

Called it. You are all now Jacob and he will be in the DILF thread trying to annoy people while he's also here talking to himself.

>>935760954
Delete and try again spastic.

>>935760964
>charlamagne tha god
is there seriously some nigger running around calling himself that?

>>935760970
>DSL

>>935761001
thanks j-fart

>>935761009
There's a nigga running around calling everyone j-tard and a chole posting nonce who will have posted DSL by the time this post goes through.

>>935761033
blessed archivist

>>935760690
Nine minutes later and there he goes shitting up the DILF thread. Why golly gosh you spastic nigga it's almost like the time anon mentioned /hr/ and you posted in nineteen threads.

It's 3:13AM where he lives. The boy diddling retarded cunt is sleeping. Hit the DILF thread in about six hours

>>935760623
Look at the posts between yours and mine.

Drop your disc and ignore jacbobs stalker when he posts phimokiss

>>935761080
May your wig remain atop your glorious head and your desire for children go unnoticed by those you fear, great Archivist.

>>935761080
go outside

Spend the weekend obsessively obsessing over someone who you complain obsessively obsesses over beady

INCEPTION MUSIC PLAYS.

STOP OBSESSING OVER PEOPLE'S OBSESSIONS WITH PEOPLE'S OBSESSIONS

>>935761174
May your rage be quelled not by the loneliness in your heart, but the thousands of posts at your infectious fingertips, great Archivist.

>>935761123
insatiableselfun

>>935761123
What are you chatting about there?

>>935760641
nobody is reading this mental patient shit
go outside

>>935761296
Phimosis

>>935760641
>Nigga invent an excuse to go outside.
He did not like that.

>getting ignored by the gooners
Kek, that must sting

>>935756744
wholesome

>>935759732
sir, that's a coon

The blessed Archivist has been tortured enough for one day. He may now spend his weekend playing make-believe on 4chan in peace.

>>935761491
Unacceptable. You have to continue. Don't pretend you have a life.

Retarded people and wrestling. May it never change.

This place is shit now. Gonna go pop to Pavaga.

>>935761469
Time to stroke

>>935758755
she's not attractive

>>935761896
It can't be helped

>>935762601
Jesus

>>935762512
True enough

>>935762571
>>935762601
Fuuuck

>>935762611
Jesus Fuuuck she's an ugly one aint she?

Can't believe celeb AI threads are banned now.

don't need AI. never have, never will. got no use for it. got no time for it.

>>935762755
Decent looking women for 50 y/os

>>935762757

>>935762757

>>935762340
It's not just that she is not attractive. She is legit ugly, like Mbb

>>935762728
Really? Good riddance

>>935762800
Peak ragebait there

>>935762679
Does it feel good?

>>935762819
The truth is never ragebait. Droppy face lookin bitch will have her tits down to her ankles soon

>>935762788
So cute

>>935762851
I wanna see how much longer this ragebait can go on

>>935762800
>>935762851

>>935762912
It will last as long as her acting career.

>MBB is so ugly lol
>*jerks to hayley williams*

>>935762970
That is ragebait. Nobody is that retarded.

>>935762975
somebody is. see this guy: >>935762800
>>935762851

We're talking about Franny being ugly you stupid faggot not mbb.

this is what it's like when he's not here?

Why does Millie's looks matter when all that matters are her DSL's?
>>935762998
Franny is pretty tho?

>>935762997
That's two different people you stupid faggot. And this >>935762851 was about Franny Capaldi.

Fucking kys

>>935763030
Bye then.

>>935763030
today is the big day when all the crazy shit is supposed to go down btw

91percent HUMIDITY IN DC. PLUS RAIN. HAVE FUN!

choli's boyfriend never showed up last night to tell us about the boring inane juvenile food he ate last night, someone check on him?

>>935763070
Lol

it's gonna be a real shitshow today

>>935763085
as opposed to any other day?

>>935762797
mmm pooper

>>935763110
today is The Big Event

>>935762931
So 30 to 40 years then?

>>935763068
>>935763085
Nobody cares about this shit. We have to protect our friends in Israel.

what time does it start

they should just cancel it

Meteorologist have now updated the weather for DC area to heavy rains, flash flood warning, and some isolated thunderstorms throughout the weekend.

Operation Rising Lion has already started. It will end when regime change happens.

>>935763164
A message from God, perhaps.

>>935763164
how very convenient

It's so, I'm just in between jobs right now.

>>935763164
thats hilarious you know he's pissed it'll literally look like the evil military ceremony in Dune

>>935763161
Sheeeesh

>>935763164
Thunderstorms means no planes, or maybe just a handful lmao

>>935763280
LMAO!!!!!!

if something happens I hope it kills everyone, I mean EVERYONE.

fuck this gay earth

Huh. King's Day. I just got it. The Brits are doing that trooping of the color thing today where they have a military parade and the king comes out onto buckingham palace and waves to the serfs.

Trump is having a military parade on the same day the king of england has one. So he's acting like a king. So no kings day.

Fuck I can be a mod on /pol/ now

but we wuz kangz n sheeit

where's your crown, King Nothing?

It's funny because the next king is going bald.

kys beady

>>935763932
Eat shit Troy, it's the 250th Army Birthday Parade, no one loves you, suck start a shotgun.

kys troy

>>935764190
its the donalds 79th birthday thats why theirs a parade stupid

>>935764386
79 isn't a milestone birthday. his 80th next year would be.

>>935764407
hes been alive for 80 years if you count the time in his mommy tummy

>>935761469
I want to impregnate her. I want her to spawn our aryan masterrace white children.

>>935764386
Did your parents kick you in the head as a baby?

has trump normally been known to care this much about his birthday being celebrated extravagantly? i don't like him at all but this could be a coincidence.
either way 25 million or whatever it is is a pretty big waste of taxpayer dollars imo

>>935763147
starts at 6:30, supposed to run for 90 minutes

>>935764498
oh, no. not again, emma.

it's also Flag Day so Happy Flag Day everybody
did you know it was Flag Day?

around here's it's fag day every day

>>935764190
Add my disc at littlecuriouss2 an I'll tell you why your such a fuckin retard

you ain't kiddin'

WE MUST PROTECT ALLISON AT ALL COSTS

>>935764526
Should just give 31 milliion to the congo again.
https://www.usaspending.gov/award/ASST_NON_72066019CA00001_7200/

>>935764634
add me anon troy8u77

add me earls.sleek

>>935764705
kek

>>935764705
It's not working. Try mine
Silentinterpreter

wow trump must really love the military
i bet he's said lots of great things about our troops over the years

>>935764526
>>935764665
Trump told NBC in May 2025 the parade's cost was "peanuts".

We have the greatest missiles in the world. We have the greatest submarines in the world. We have the greatest army tanks in the world. We have the greatest weapons in the world. And we’re going to celebrate it.

>>935764778
kys retard

happy 39th birthday to these icons mary-kate and ashley olsen

>>935764915
the fuck are those two roasties?

>>935764900
>>935764931
you're too new to post here

Old child sluts with more famous silbing turn old. Whatever.

Boy George is 63 today. Trump loves gay shit music if you've been to one his rallys. Maybe it's a a triple celebration.

>>935764999
Trips for triple celebration.

>>935764995
so are 90% of the posters on this entire site

>>935764999
kys pedo

>>935765179
how the fuck does that make me a pedo you stupid

..

STARS. Child Stars.

fucking gooner autocorrect.

>>935764915
Lizzie is so much hotter

There is no other pill to take. So swallow the one that made you ill.

It’s interesting how Israel doesn’t bomb Qatar which is the country protecting the terrorist Hamas leaders. Could very well be because they gifted the orange felon a $400M luxury jet bribe as well as millions of dollars in secret business dealings. A warmonger as well as a crook.

Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence

shut the fuck up

>>935764915
yummy worth basting in man syrup

i tug my bone

rip /cel/

>>935765938
Big fat milkers

built 4 bbc

black cocks for emily

>>935767558
yes

>>935758245
none of them are attractive

>>935767725
based

There are several good posts in this thread

>>935767941
To be abducted for sexual experiments by Anya

there isn't a single good post in this thread

the good to bad post ratio is about 50/50

You will never be loved

ps emily is built 4 bbc

>>935764006
>>935764020
BASED

Despite watching a fuck ton of movies this week, today is the first time I thought of making popcorn

>>935768579
>>935768212
>>935768174
>>935768010
>>935767617
>>935767558
Not celebs you dumb faggots

>>935767331
>>935765913
Not celebs
>>935763119
Pedo

BEADY IS EATING BEANS

>>935762873
>>935761342
>>935760970
>>935758998
Pedophiles

>>935759089
>>935759127
>>935759156
>>935759230
>>935759607
>>935759626
>>935759649
Not celebs

>>935759687
>>935759698
>>935759731
>>935759732
>>935759788
>>935759922
>>935760142
>>935760363
>>935760641
Not celebs

>>935768633
Not a celeb, fuck off

throbbing bbcs

>>935768828
Fuck off faggot

>>935766229
>>935768010

Internet whores that sell their cunts are not celebs.

>>935769180
her boobs are too huge

>>935769165
I'd let her suck me dry

>>935767331
>>935767558
>>935767617
>>935768174
>>935768212
>>935768579
>>935768633
>>935768828
>>935769071
>>935769180

Stop spamming

BEADY IS FARTING

>>935769165
>>935769229

>>935769286
so pretty

>>935769300
Wish she had turned around in that one
>>935769326
cute

>>935769356
>>935769286
cocks out for miley

>>935769390
>>935769326
love my jewey joey

>>935769477
Love that both her and her sister have those great jewbs

>>935769477
>>935769639
such suckable jewbs

>>935769671
That would be a great way to spend the afternoon. And evening. And night

I THINK THIS THREAD SUCKS

>>935769788
>practitioner and expert in sucking

>>935769671
>>935769784
they are so ripe

>>935769838
Shame she never got them out
>>935769825
But did he attend an accredited program

>>935769814
>>935769841

BEADY IS POOPING

>>935769883
>>935769838

>>935769921
maybe someday. For an "artsy" role

fuck Joey is so hot

>>935769921
>>935769980
>>935769984
pump for your jewey joey

>>935769887
>>935769997

>>935770052
>>935770106

BEADY FUCKS CATS

>>935762569
Wadda babe

>>935758998
pedo