Come on /v/, spit a verse for us

Dick-sucking lips.

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle nigger destroyer child molester Israel protester american employer please show me to the foyer where's the bathroom flex a tantruum whip the nae nae do it all day day

>>935760817 (OP)
MUP DA DOO DA DIDDA
PO MO GUB BIDDA
BE DAT TUM
MUFUGGA
BIX NOOD

why does /v/ rap so well nowadays

Do rapperd actually write their own lyrics? Most rappers seem barely even able to talk and completely retarded in interviews.

I cook cream soup, taste is Coco Loco
Want me your wife but she is mm, mm, mm
I clean your room, it's so twinkle, twinkle
Want me your wife but she is mm, mm, mm

HE

All women are hoes.
All women are tricks.
All women are good for is sucking our dicks.

All women can cook.
All women can clean.
But women ain't shit if you know what i mean.

All women are stupid.
All women are dumb.
And all they good for is making me cum.

jay z is next after diddy

>>935760825
topping the charts and my fucking pizza

>>935760823
banger
basedeon is a genuis

>>935760817 (OP)
laser laser this nigga looking like Frasier
getting on blast Contra on this ass
TRIPLE SHOT -
Coming in hot, the hoods and the lums try to get
NADED -
by the man, (he's me), being the PHENOM with the God of MERCY.

>>935760822
have you ever paid attention to rap lyrics? 99% of them are utter garbage

>>935760828
She loves western hip-hop a bit too much, her Korean stuff is pretty good like in Bad Bitch Number or in Psycho.

It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad
These creatures from Ganon are pretty bad
Octoroks, tektites and leevers too
But with your help our hero pulls through
[mic drop]

>>935760825
Yep
Issa BANGER

>>935760826
They already tried recently and the lawyer got btfo

>>935760831
Did someone remind the top right one to smile with her teeth midway through shooting this? It's kinda fascinating to me because it feels like an "oh shit I just remembered that I have to smile like that" kinda expression.

>>935760835
Sort of fits the song.

>>935760821
whites are no longer majority

>>935760817 (OP)
nigga heil hitler

>>935760817 (OP)
Like Bahamut my flare is giga, and you are a nigga

>>935760817 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Bhsecdtmveo

>>935760825
Yo I'm Anonymous and I'm here to say
That I post vidya butts 'most every day
Slipping, and sliding, all over yo board
Total board chaos better call that shit Discord
Cause you know that all them jannies be censorin me
But even /v/ can see that they do it for free
So let me take y'all back to where this shit started
I'll always /b/ a memory when this shit starts chartin

>>935760817 (OP)
uhhhh
im a champion
coat my schlong in teflon
keep it strong
dont get it wrong
keep it on
like OPs thong
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nigga?

White rappers mog black rappers
https://youtu.be/PRiyWyWKWVs?si=20gElsiOTz-P5Cj_

I rock hoes ya'll rock fellas

America for white. Africa for black. Send those apes back to the trees. Ship those niggers back. Ring that bell. Shout for joy. White man's day is here. Twenty million ugly coons already on the pier.

>>935760828
3 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 4

>>935760817 (OP)
Racing through the board, made a typo in my post oh god please abort.
>anon
>oh my dearest jeet
>looks like your brain ain't quite up to speed
>reddit is down that street
It's just nothing but a /v/ thing baby
And there's been nothing but a lot of seething lately.
We just wanna play viddy games
But they keep release these shitty names
oscar baits and claims to fame.
It could drive an anon insane
Fuck a tile just to ease the pain

It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm gonna get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath so bad it'll melt your ice cream

>>935760817 (OP)
https://youtu.be/piGuCMs_qok

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
IM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGER
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGER
IM TWO HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
WHY DO THE POLICE HATE NIGGERS?

https://youtu.be/yZJQFXvgQ_s

>>935760851
every time I hear a Del song, it's good. I should listen to more of him

I'm an ass eater, that's all I do
eating up poo
doo doo
I make gugu in my gagas
Eat baby mash and play some smash

>>935760817 (OP)
This is what REAL rap sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYhX4q5MVnM

Angels sing all around him
Wearing nothing but crocodile shoes
He rides the radical road on fire
Into the unknown
There she stands next to the throne
Her holiness
Both beautiful and grim

Threads been going for too long
POST SOME PORN!
I don't even care what topic it's on
POST SOME PORN!
Why would you call your shitty game scorn?
POST SOME PORN!
I don't give a shit about the dev you're trying to mourn
POST SOME PORN!

that's an awfully hot coffee pot

>>935760857
That's a saucy knot for my scrawny butt

>>935760857
awfully hot coffee pot
kamikaze
40 years of drugs have really got to me

I LIKE FEET
I IMAGINE SMELLING IT
I LIKE PITS
I IMAGINE SNIFFING THEM
MY DICK ISN'T THAT BIG
BUT I STILL PLAY WITH IT (WITH IT)
HAGS ARE JUST BETTER
AND I WILL NOT ELABORATE (BORATE!)

I like to pull my weenie
I like to stroke it good
I hope someone see
When I'm jerking in the hood

>>935760861
>I hope that someone sees me*

>>935760817 (OP)
Cash money bitches hoes drugs I murdered a guy I did for real
I seriously came from nothing but now I got something ya'll niggas jealous because you ain't got something when I got something
I fucked your girl and I passed her to my boys
There we go just said everything every nigger says in a verse

>>935760817 (OP)
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
FRED, GEORGE, AND MY UP IN THE QUIDDITCH TEAM
MOVING PICTURES ON M WALL
SEEMS LIKE EVERYDAY, SNAKE ATTACK, SLEEPING IN THE GREAT HALL
WAY BACK, WHEN I HAD THE RED AND GOLD ROBE AND A HAT
WITH A SNITCH TO CATCH
REMEMBER SECOND YEAR, THE FLYING CAR?
WHOEVER THOUGHT THAT TWO KIDS WOULD TAKE IT THAT FAR?
NOW I'M IN THE WAND-LIGHT, THAT LUMOS TIGHT
TIME TO BE AFRAID, MAKING POTION WITH SOME NIGHTSHADE
BORN WIZZER, OPPOSITE OF A SQUIBBA
BERTIE BOTT'S EVERY FLAVOUR BEANS FOR DINNER
PEACE TO WEASLEYS, SEAMUS, HERMIONE
STILL WEARING SPECS, STILL FUCKING GINNY
STILL WINNING CUPS LIKE YOU THOUGHT I WOULD
SAME WAND, PHOENIX FEATHER HOLLYWOOD
IT'S ALL GOOD

>>935760846
yea or something

>>935760865
Drop the G, it's just idle now!

>>935760843
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfG5AFR1Dn4

kpop niggers need to kill themselves

>>935760825
Straight outta Kazakhstan with this one

>Tequila, you my mi amor because this whore done left me
>I was trying to aim right, but I kept shooting lefty
>They say, "Put your burden down" but that ass is hefty
>I parked my bag, a bike, the bad guys back in town
>And she's a bully with a Philly who gon' back her down
>And I ain't talking applause when I say another round
>Tequila season and really I never need a reason
>We angels with dirty faces, you know I hang with heathens
>Repo' for winter, Blanco throughout the summer season
>No OJ needed, but killers still in the Bronco, chiefing
>The party's on, I'm hopping up out the Bronco beasting
>Heaven or hell, I'm doing swell, you know the reason
>Tequila, tequila, known amongst the dangerous dealers
>I'm stepping, repping, and known amongst the weapon concealers
>I'm hanging over, I'm waking up like I'm resurrected
>Signature Michael, I'll holler at y'all I'm 'bout to exit

>>935760866
yucky ahh haircut on seoyeon this comeback

>>935760825
King.

>>935760817 (OP)
no you faggot g go fuck yourself now pay me.

>>935760864
First off, fuck your house and the clique you claim
Slitherin when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a wizard but I fucked your witch
We bust on Gryffindor niggas fucked for lich
Plus, Ron tryin' to see me weak wands I rip
Harry Potter and Junior W.I.Z.Z.I some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' brooms
Steady gunnin', keep on bustin' at them fools, you know the rules

>>935760817 (OP)
>billionaire pedophile and guy who refuses to drop Detox

Well my name is nigga and I'm here to say
I'm the rappinest guy in the USA

Yeah...
Straight out the woods where the Great Deku watches,
Lil kid with a blade, fate in my back pocket.
No fairy, just dreams, while the others were flyin’,
Now Navi buzzin’ — she sayin’ it's time, no denyin’.

Open my eyes to the prophecy, no stoppin' me,
Lost in the forest but I’m seein' what I gotta be.
Ganon movin’ shadows, kingdom’s in a panic,
Destiny in my hands, grip tight — no magic.

Pulled the sword from the stone, heart froze like winter,
Seven years vanished, now the boy a contender.
Runnin' through dungeons where the spirits don't speak,
Dodgin’ Stalfos blades in the belly of the beast.

They ain’t know a Kokiri could spit like this,
But I swing rhymes harder than a Biggoron fist.
Time travelin’ lyricist, master of the beat,
Like Sheik in the mist — I vanish then speak.

>>935760871
Long straight black hair is the best on women but she doesn't look bad with a pixie cut.

I'm the gayest man you ever did see
Even RuPaul is straighter than me
I make Richard Simmons look like Bruce Lee
At Dick Sucking U, I got a PhD
I like my women like I like my coffee
And I don't like coffee, I much prefer tea
And if you wanna know my identity
I go by two letters, they call me OP.

>>935760878
yea its just a lot different

>>935760879
kek

>>935760879
Ok last line got me

>>935760836
>>935760831
>>935760828
>>935760823
you're browner than the niggers in the op

>>935760879
OP has been real quiet since this one dropped.

Video games?
More like video James
Because James is a fag
And he's making me mad
Cuz he's screencheatin' all day
And he's calling me gay
When he spawncamps my ass
And finds me hiding in grass
This fucking piece of shit James
Destined for eternal flames
Won't beat me in a duel again
FUCK YOU JAMES

>>935760883
i'm whiter than you

>>935760883
I'm from Hungary!

NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
NIGGA HEIL HITLER
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

>>935760817 (OP)
>>935760817 (OP)
>>935760817 (OP)
Number one, but my pencils are number two
'cause that's all I do with 'em Poop is my pseudonym
On the john like a prostitute when I droppin' a deuce and
When I'm producing them bowel movements These beats are like my saloons
'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
And I don't need Metamucil to loosen them
Bitch, shit Isreal (is real) like I pooped Jerusalem

>>935760817 (OP)
>(Come on Roach!) A quest marker out of nowhere
>Giant slash market all over - gotta be a Drowner!
>My vision, so Toucan Sam with all these bright crimsons
>If you're out of loop that's footprints with frooty glisten
>Autorun on the road whereas the scent lingerin'
>Clown in a costume yells "It's a Witcha, get 'im!"
>So it's Igni to ingoramous and Aard to audacious
>Cinematic slash, half-drowner, half-Skelligan
>Mhmm... better tell the village head about this
>(Come on, Roach!) No Drowners, just pretender Bandits
>Bloody cunt Witchah, wot about da contract wese paids for
>Just some bastards posing, here's a flipper for my reward
>Oy kurwa, da whole village chipped in!
>(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
>10 crowns, "Drowning in Danger" Complete
Shouts out to 382999242 for the OG post and inspiration.

>>935760887
>magyar
>white
Come on now

>>935760891
Certainly not brown.

whatever that guy said

>>935760817 (OP)
Inferior genetic hair

>>935760893
>>935760892
Anons are being creative ITT. Can you go goon somewhere else?

>>935760895
im doing my part (bumping the thread)

>>935760895
Why are anons being upset about offtopic posts in an offtopic threads? It's just us anons being anons, am I right anon?

>>935760817 (OP)
Lol 2 niggas you dont want to be in the same room with you will be doing more then spitting verses for them that booty hole might be getting ruined also allegedly

>>935760817 (OP)
>cheated on beyonce
>she stayed with him anyway
I don't get niggers.

>>935760898
Tariq please

>>935760841
deep..

bix nood

i speedrun life so hard im in a different class
but deep down im just loading up a tas

>>935760869
lmao

>>935760899
Hard to move when kids are there

>>935760817 (OP)
muh dick gets bigger
cuz im a crazy nigger

muh dick gets bigger
cuz im a crazy nigger

ooga booga where da white wimenz at

>>935760817 (OP)
To have a good time I don't need to pay a dime
But guess what kind of loser pays to play online?
How can it be legal? Maybe it's a fine.
And that's if PSN is even up this time

PayStation, PayStation
Pay up little maggots
GayStation, Gaystation
Suck it little faggots
PayStation, PayStation
Pay up little maggots
GayStation, Gaystation
Suck it little faggots

>>935760819
Bravo 10/10

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. hoiyo83

>>935760817 (OP)
https://youtu.be/_wAAhjZ4MQI

my name is chang dicklet, eurasiantiger,
i'm such a loser, i had to go to china,
screeching out "turd cock!" and "muh korea!",
retarded chink is up in here,
tenda lung, tenda lung, chinky,
ugly ass hapa dinky,
man your eyes are so squinty,

sieg heil hitler, sieg heil hitler,
smoking crack pipe with the reaper,

gud thread

>>935766524
I'll give you an example: I wrote a short text

she wanna hop in a rari
she wanna hop in a rari
she wanna hop in a rari
she wanna hop in a rari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZlvmBS_u-E

>>935760817 (OP)
They don’t understand the things I eat for dinner
Hippos, hungry hippos

jesus christ you all fucking suck so bad, actually try please

>>935760817 (OP)
Well, you got that right

>>935760817 (OP)
How dare you even ask
You think I do this shit for free

If I’m gone kill a track
Best believe I demand a fee

This flow comes easy
But it still ain’t gon’ be cheap

Inflation been a bitch
Cost of living been up lately

Got me losing my sleep
It keeps me up on the daily

So maybe it’s a bit crazy
To ask me to spit pro bono, mr jay-z

radical pants shitter
sweet as an apple fritter
bitches clap
when i snap
and eat some kitty litter