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Anonymous No.935768802 [Report] >>935769334 >>935769435 >>935771570
last night, my bae Octavius won $40,000 on a scratch off lottery ticket.

this morning, he already wisely invested all of it.
Anonymous No.935769308 [Report] >>935769379
he paid the entire $40,000 on a Two-Story Townhome Bucket
Anonymous No.935769334 [Report] >>935769562 >>935769703 >>935769860 >>935770085 >>935770359 >>935772981
>>935768802 (OP)
Shut the fuck off lolVIS.
Find a retirement community and a comfy chair. You are obsolete.
Anonymous No.935769379 [Report]
>>935769308

Sheeiiiittttttt
Anonymous No.935769435 [Report]
>>935768802 (OP)
Elvis was a well known homosexual. His brother died from AIDS in utero. Elvis gave him the AIDS. From butt sex, in utero. Because Elvis was gay as trees.
Anonymous No.935769562 [Report]
>>935769334
says the tale talentless lonely man.... who spends his youth living like a grumpy old curmudgeon, unable to achieve an erection, and who never takes risk or seizes opportunities.....
Anonymous No.935769703 [Report]
>>935769334

.... to the man who runs circles around you

in here and in real life... ironically, be older one living the lifestyle of youth much more than YOU are..
The older one getting pussy and fucking younger women and partying and knowing the cooler music and current culture, with a long history in the Rave scene and other musical industry scenes, nightclub scenes, even involved with people who produce and distribute pornography nationally...

You couldn't possibly keep up with me on your best day, squirt
Anonymous No.935769860 [Report]
>>935769334

by the way,
"turning women off" is NOT a 'talent'...
relying on pornography is not a talent.

surfing in imageboard threads is not a talent...

overcompensating for your lack of real life experience with a pompous online facade is NOT a talent...

no wonder when they don't like you...
women like artists and musicians...
You're Talentless...
there's nothing creative about you...

what a bore
Anonymous No.935770085 [Report]
>>935769334

WHY WOMEN DONT LIKE YOU:

women dig artists and musicians, dumbass

You're not the creative type....
You don't have anything they like...
obviously, they're not interested in the things that interest you.

otherwise, you wouldn't be such a bitter angry lonely masturbating chump...

But that wasn't your choice

WOMEN PUT YOU IN YOUR SPOT
sitting in that chair masturbating
Anonymous No.935770359 [Report]
>>935769334

apparently, it's YOU who has the retirement chair

The one you sit in everyday, instead of hanging out with a girlfriend.

The one you've resigned yourself to, because you too afraid to go out there and introduce yourself to women.

it's YOU who retired, without ever even starting in the first place.

the lonely, overlooked little man

who no woman
Anonymous No.935770459 [Report]
will be seen....
Anonymous No.935770714 [Report]
standing next to in public...

worried other people might think she'd like you
Anonymous No.935771470 [Report]
give me crepes
Anonymous No.935771570 [Report]
>>935768802 (OP)
You're glowing, Ole. Pregnant again?
Anonymous No.935772981 [Report]
>>935769334
I just came up with a business idea for you. A way you could actually make money, by making people feel sorry for you
Anonymous No.935776124 [Report]
Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. Emyzeth