Thread 935781728

I can’t put down the Switch
I can’t put down the Switch

>>935781728 (OP)
I can't put down the lasagna
I can't put down the lasagna
I can't put down the lasagna
This is my Garfield thread, faggot.

>>935781797
Your threads suck

>>935781728 (OP)
lol

>>935783539
Nice pattern with the SH scars not gonna lie

>>935783587
naruto seal

>>935783539
Post more?

>>935783653
lol sealing the depression inside

>>935783923
kek

>>935781728 (OP)
>>935783539
Will you be my IRL girlfriend?

>>935785231
No she's a prostitute

>>935785320
Actually sitting here, huh?

>>935783539
I just wanna know what daddy did to ya

>>935785320
She can be a prostitute and a girlfriend.
Though if she's bringing in money, I expect her to pay for my Junior Mints when she takes me to the movies.

>>935785442
This, but I'd also like to do it.

>>935785519
>>935785442
He shoved that big dick inside my tiny asshole every night and now im sad

>>935785590
Don't be sad, emo kid.
Come over and I'll shove my dick in your asshole and whisper that you're a good girl and daddy loves the way you feel.

>>935785590
Shalom!

>>935785490
nigger behavior
I might just save her use all her money then make insurance policy
whores aren't people

>>935785928
You're a terrible pimp.

>>935786215
Im not a pimp because a pimp tries to make money forever

>>935786293
I am a slave to my own device.

>>935788361
She isn’t here

hi baby

>>935791392
Ugly kombucha no prospect no future reminder i met a grammy winner you never did shit

I met a real important pretender once look at meeeee!!

>>935792364
>she mad

>>935792539
Your cheese has slid off your cracker.

>>935792986
You still lost what is knoppi arabian cheese to me? I can buy 1,000

kombu/300mo
me 1.5mil

>>935792117
Stevie didn’t win shit

>>935794031
Lol hit 16 wins now millionaire
what are you? oh yea 4chan poster lmao i can show awards too btw mark

>>935783539
Post more.

>>935794031
>world tour with two wins:
Best Short Documentary at FARO in Portugal and at Yeti in Iceland.
Now its onto distribution.
>matk nigger distribution is 0

>>935793127
>me 1.5mil
about as believable as your park ranger girlfriend or whatever the fuck you were trying to say the other day lol

>>935794142
nah moolah

>>935794203
I do lol
seething negroid

>>935794207
Good luck.

>>935794232
if you made 1.5 million a month and still came here every day obsessing over the fems it would be the funniest shit ever

the poop face girl guy wouldnt poop up your face for me i think he thought you were a man

>>935794275
>seedthing
*teaching

>>935794350
teaching the world how not to be, one incoherent sentence at a time. that's the shane promise.

>he thinks it's fake
>>935794384
I literally make more than you in ny sleep
appreciate it ungrateful nigger. Im also better looking than you

>>935794508
why are you so insecure lately? it's ok to be a normal guy struggling you know.

>>935794543
Im just better looking than you asserting dominance prove me wrong

>>935794576
im not dumb enough to show my face on here i can think 5 minutes into the future. it's my superpower.

right

>>935794597
>pussy
YAWN

Bro you, personally you, and I'm not even saying the people that deep searched, but personally you, you know a lot about me or you claim to be. You say you know a lot about me. I am not scared for anything. So why the fuck are you scared? Right. It's because you're a bitch. You're a pussy. You're a scared little bitch. Fuckin' kill yourself.

Posting his face kind of lost its weight. Now I just have a bunch of pictures of a faggot saved on my phone.

>>935794708
why would you be scared im not interested in midget safari's in the middle of chicago. all i know about you is whats been posted in these threads and you boasting and trying to sound cool every day. if you really want to see what I look like ill give you a baby pic of me but you have to promise not to jerk off to it

>>935794812
He will 100% Jack off to it

>>935781728 (OP)
I broke up with my girlfriend because she was complaining about the switch 2 24/7


I'm not a nintendo glazer but holy shit can we talk about ANYTHING else

>>935794812
>><33 is more than<4
alice got doxxed reminder

>>935794921
i don't know what any of that meant are you speaking in code

>>935794939
Alice3-d got replaced

>>935794957
again, you're going to have to help me out. I don't know what that means.

time to give up :(

>>935794910
Save yourself, bbc fag is on a rampage

or lets war ;)

>>935795056
I ignore them oh well

you get good at ignoring people, I've had to ignore homophobes for years

>>935794990
where did you hear it

>>935795162
it's a real person btw

>>935794576
Jesus Christ you are insufferable human cancer.
What the fuck happened to you?

Can you believe at one point we were all friends collectively shit posting about the most random shit for hours on end

>>935795893
https://voca.ro/1boNEwbuKKp1

>>935795893
;)

>>935796762
gay foxxy

did you know i know gypsy?

>>935796797
whatever that means

>>935796909
there's a unified language

It’s gonna be me

Finally, peace and quiet

>>935795893
I miss it, it was fun

>>935799178
Life genuinely was enjoyable

>>935799428
Cheers to that.
I was supposed to sleep instead of doing morrowind and pokesmon, but fuck it I guess

>>935795893
>>935799178
its strange that one obsessive tard can ruin a good thing

>>935799746
its everyone arguing with him all day that ruined it

>>935799832
hard to avoid somebody who replies to every post in a thread

any of you guys eat something cool lately?

>>935800096
Well im just saying that's what did it

>>935800096
That is a sad cheesesteak, and I don't even particularly like cheesesteaks.

>>935793127
Aha aha. This seems like a truthful statement.

>>935799832
If only you had surrendered....

>>935781728 (OP)
Thanks. :P

It sucks to find you here, and like this but I can feel that, it is you.

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>>935799746
You don't have friends that's why you try to have them on 4chan
lmao loser you should have irl friends

>>935794783
Hi Josh you still never had a girlfriend?

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>>935799832
">ackshully the person on your side is the one who ruined everything for us."
lol. have fun with shane then, I'm done talking to any of you.

>>935807446
last post™

Nuri is friends with giga and he said he wanted to fuck kids

Nuri is friends with Josh and he has pictures of kids

Why does nuri pretend she isn't a pedo advocate?

I remember dc was against pedos then pandered to them
I remember nuri was against racism and is now racist

>>935804601
No.

>>935807446
That isn't really what I was saying. It's more like, you know hes going to be here regardless, so you can either ignore him, or yell at the wall and tell it to move. Everyone chose to yell at the wall, including me, so there was no more conversation.

>>935808851
because you're all idiots trying to get revenge

>>935808851
Yeah, fighting with Shane really is pointless. He has a real sadomaso thing going on when it comes to conversation, he isn’t a normal human. He’s like one of those kids that definitely got off on being bullied because it makes him feel like the underdog or something. Either way, I think ignoring him is the only way forward. At least until he changes his same old song and dance.

I can’t put down the cup

>>935810163
You don't bully anyone retard

lol you were hanging and cutting yourself and making animals on demand
none of you are bullies you're critics and pieces of shit

Hey nuri this what fatherless whores do

Hey dc this is what fatherless whores do

kombucha you ain't got either to protect you from getting best up by bfs

>>935810480
>making animals on demand
what does this mean

>>935810957
animal noises like the pigs they are
listen
https://voca.ro/11wn0Uf3ubbU
lmao

how they act is what happens when you're not raised right. You go on 4chan and you become a slut for anons cutting yourself and making pig noises for everyone or putting dildos up your ass

Holy shit Shane, your morals are not theirs. Fuck you religious hacks.

>>935811483
They have morals? They're sociopaths they don't morals

>>935811580
they don't have morals

again a product of not having a father

Hey I have some questions
>>935811379
Thanks.

Kombucha daddy out the picture got a stepdaddy paying her (you know what that means)

dc daddy died of overdose

nuri ain't got one either

I think I’ve finally come to realize that Shane might just have a few screws loose

>>935811580
That’s literally my point, retard

>>935810564
>>935811760
hot

>>935812225
So how can they say anyone is bad? They don't care about pedophilia or anything. They change to whatever is popular npc's

>>935812225
Also the whole "Nuri saves kids, Nuri is good" is bullshit she's a sociopath. Evil people would say

>>935812377
You’re still alive so they’re evil for not killing you

>>935812676
They're even worse

>>935812708
They’re worse than a literal convicted felon because they post their tits online? Interesting

>>935812757
No did they not mock dead people for now almost 2yrs? Did they groom people? My crimes are over 10yrs and not to innocent people it was to other criminals. Only other crime i did was coming home drunk

>>935812845
Who did they mock? Who did they groom?

>>935812874
My parents all the other girls into prostitution by convincing them it's ok. now they're brainwashed and don't see a problem with it. Kombucha used to do just food reviews, flappy just pissed on qurans, cc was a waifufag, The guys did it too

>>935812977
I’m the one mocking your parents. You are the one mocking theirs, hypocrite. No female here started the onlyfans train, they’re just on it. Or were. They have literally all stopped doing their onlyfans money making shit like last year.

>>935813088
>lies

>>935813275
You’re right, I’m lying. You caught me. Nuri and Kombuchan invented onlyfans.

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>>935812377
Why are you OBSESSED with pedophilia?

>>935812845
How is it a crime to come home drunk?
You are an absurd human.

>>935815227
He’s not bright. Nuri fried his brain

>>935815227
being publicly intoxicated is against the law. i was going home from a house party and had a drink before going home

>>935816143
nuri's parents are dead

Idk Shane is boring.

>>935816157
>a drink
>Going home drunk
Pick one.
I can’t even with you.
You take the cake my friend.
You are truly a walking, talking retard.

>>935818172
This. When you go to a bar and drink enough to get drunk, you now live there

>>935818216
Like why did he pick that one thing to lie about then back pedal… after admitting that he’s been to prison multiple times?
Like Jesus fucking Christ. How dumb is this guy? I’m starting to think it’s wrong to make fun of him, like bullying a down’s kid or something.

>>935818414
That’s exactly how I’ve been feeling lately. I truly believe he believes the shit he says about Nuri and Kombuchan. He no joke thinks they created onlyfans and are the only girls that have ever done sexual content for money.

>>935818172
You can't take a last drink before going home from a bar and get a dui while driving home?
same thing

Do you get sober immediately or something?

i don't think you drink

>>935819539
Alcohol isn’t real

>>935821099
Laws aren’t real. If you go to jail it’s because you are dumb and you chose too.

>>935818789
Why is he so mad at them?
And is Kombucha also Donut?

>>935821215
Donut and Kombuchan aren’t the same person and he’s mad at them for not playing along with his raceplay. The only one that remotely did was maybe Nuri because he gifted her a bbc dildo and she played with it but that’s really about it. I’m thinking that’s why he started blowing up because she never inserted it or anything

>>935821215
might aswell be they act the same and both don't have dads. They're 764 niggerfaggots

>>935822279
Alright settle down

>>935822872
No

>>935823107
Alright

>>935822279
What does this even mean lol?

>>935821438
Am I talking to Josh?

>>935823614
discord faggots into extortion mostly and grooming often accusing others of what they themselves do to downplay it like it doesn't matter
example
>who cares if they make signs in blood everyone does that

. there's videos on it here
https://youtu.be/rIv1pigMCv4?=E9fvW2rkcusdEERU

>>935823887
How much did they take you for?

>>935823655
We’re all Josh

>>935824253
nothing because i'm not scared of em. internet extortion is based on fear that's why they keep saying things like "when you go outside i'll kill you" and shit like that and i blow it off cuz i ain't scared of faggots i went to supermax prison tf is a overweight faggot going to scare me?

>>935825105
>they keep saying things like "when you go outside i'll kill you"
literally no one has ever said that to you.

>>935825157
yes they have holdup ill show it
archive reset

>>935825263
No one cares what fucking loli watching faggots in your waifu threads say

>>935825263
one time i said i was going to find you but it was to hang you off a door by your underwear I have no interest in killing you.

>>935825309
It's the same faggots bro and they don't use my name

>>935825309
Josh watches loli. Giga said he wanted aoc lowered, cyril wanted to fuck a 14yo thai

if a female is ovulating that means they're a child. you can only have sex with post menopaused women or else you're going to hell.

>>935825788
that's the exact opposite almost
children don't ovulate

>>935825824
not in shane's america.

>>935825848
they don't yes they start young before full brain development which i think more determines adulthood but in nature that's not the case and when you get your period you're a woman/adult in nature as in you can have children. i don't agree on it but that's just it.

>>935825947
my mom had the audacity to pass me through her vagina when i was born so i consider that getting laid and being molested all wrapped up on day one. where's my victim card?

>>935825105
I don’t know what that has to do with nuri

my moms lap smells like oysters

>>935826120
Nuri is threatening me

fatherless behavior nuri

>>935826410
Good lol I like her more then

shane only comes up to nuri's thigh so she only has to stand up out of a chair to make him feel threatened.

>>935825658
That isn’t even Josh in the screenshot

>>935827624
yes it is stop lying

>>935827833
Mister Fister is not Josh.

>>935827969
yes it was so stupid to lie about it

>>935828236
I am Josh and I can tell you that was not me.

>>935828301
nigga i can look up images the thumbs up picture is one he uses frequently

>>935828454
I know this. It’s a popular image.

>>935828712
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/828088-reaction-images
it's well known and old as dirt.

>>935828712
it's still his picture in that thread

fucking hypocrites

>>935826535
Y'know, I generally don't mind nuri and think the cucks obsessed with shitting on her even months after she's been gone from this board are dumb as rocks but this genuinely makes me laugh.

>>935830208
she's here everyday bro
I wouldn't shit on her so much if she wasn't a piece of shit with no standards while expecting it of others

>>935828454
>Only one person has ever used this image.
It’s Josh.
These insane leaps to ludicrous conclusions…this is EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

>>935830567
Projection again.

>>935830961
Bro there's nobody that can tell me about yuri on ice at the drop of a hat. It's barely ever mentioned on /b/

>>935830567
Where? Tell me the fuck where because I love her god damn body

>>935831106
she was talking about yuti on ice there's only like 5 namefags that talked about it 2 are traps 1 is nuri and the other is V

>>935831180
I was talking about Yuri on ice. It’s one of the few animes I’ve watched as per her recommendation. I didn’t like it

>>935831248
not surprisingly because it's female erotica which is so lame

>>935831469
Yeah but she’s recommended some bangers like samurai champloo

>>935831839
zoomer nigger garbage. Based on nigger music

>>935831839
Samurai X is better than that but if you like hip hop it's good but doesn't really make sense

>>935831920
It’s older than zoomers lol
>>935832030
There’s another one she recommended called desert punk, that one was funny

>>935832121
anime network show i remember seeing it in highschool just like champloo. it isn't zoomers are 1997 and up and that's who it targets

There’s this one small anime she recommended called dragon ball, it was alright

>>935832706
for mexicans and niggers

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Hi Josh, long time no see

Josh?

Hi everyone, I haven’t been here in a minute

>>935832351
What

>>935781728 (OP)
I think I said this last thread but I broke up with my girlfriend because she did literally nothing but complain about the new switch 2

>>935840005
What do you think about it? What was she saying?

>>935840083
she couldn't log on

>>935840122
Is that the punchline

>>935840083
the switch 2? it has bad and good parts, I didn't break up with her because she was badmouthing the SWITCH 2, I broke up with her because it was literally all she was talking about, she's already got another girlfriend anyway and I'll probably find another one soon myself

>>935840252
Yeah god forbid your partner has interests

>>935840538
interests? she HAD interests, these weren't them, it was all she would talk about

>>935840604
The switch is a cool device, why not just play with her

Jelqing jimmy

>>935826163
That’s fucking weird

>>935844025
isn't it? josh and nuri are creeps

>>935840809
what makes you think she would play it? she spent a month badmouthing it talking about literally nothing else, not even 5 times did she talk about something else