Nothing to say. Just want to be with you guys.

God, I need a twink BF.

>>935785319
I need a daddy to hold me.

I love you gays

>Be me, bi guy
>Guy messages me from a hookup thread
>Guy is a total dudebro looking guy.
>Has a somewhat effeminate voice
>Wants to meet up in a hotel and suck me off
>Chicken out because he's too fuckboy looking for me plus I'm Christian and got scared.
>Now desperately horny and thinking about going out and finding a rando to suck and fuck.
Should I kill myself?

>>935785404
I feel I am too fat and old, though.

>>935786564
No but stop being a Christfag how does anyone believe in that shit

>>935787202
Even better.

>>935786001
I love you too

>>935788366
Then get in my lap.

>>935788347
I'm not going into why I believe it here. I know it's true and good.

>>935790548
It says homosexuality is a sin though, how do you justify that? How is that good? Genuinely asking

>>935789148
Yes please please please!
Can I get… headpats? Pweeeeease

>>935791512
>Pet pet

>>935791711
*Purrrrrs*
I feel so safe. Thank you.
Am I good?

>>935791963
Good kitty.

>>935792177
*Nuzzles my head against your chest like a kitty and purrs*
Will you protect me? I’m so vulnerable like this…
But I think I can trust you…

>>935792548
You'll be safe, little kitty.

>>935793000
Thank you.
I need this very bad…
Just a calm safe sensation where I can shut my brain off.
I love you anon thank you.

Planning to leave earth and enter the other world soon. Any tips on making it as painless and fast as possible?
I got plenty of xanax and booze. Combining them is said deadly. But how much do I really need to make sure I DIE die and not wake up groggy as hell vommiting?

>>935793488
If you guys really are the 'true' redditors then i don't see a point in having a subreddit.

>>935794386
No idea what you’re saying mate

>>935793000
M-more pets? Please? If that’s okay.

>>935795377
>Pet pet

>>935795548
AHHH thank you thank you.
Is there any name you’d like me to call you?

>>935787202
Same. How fat and old?
t. 86kg, 28
Note: if you say your lighter and younger that me, I will feel bad.

>>935797563
T…that’s considered fat and old? Dude…
Is this bait?

>>935797609
My bmi is 35, that's literally obese.

No one seems to want to fuck a 28 yo bottom.

Grindr has been surprisingly fun