Thread 935790604

Celeb no delet

>>935790498
But save this for later. We're gonna need it

>>935790663
He gets confused with which one to spam cause he can't figure out how to spam both

>>935792682
You probably have some sticky bottles of mayo and margarine and stuff right covered in syrup! Some soap, a cloth, some elbow grease I can fix them right up no?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

corly's actual ideal picture perfect penis

I'm gay

>>935792808
kys jfat

nigga really said margarine
lmaoooooooo

>>935792796
partly right it's a bottle of mayo and some apples mostly that were caught in the cross fire! if you do i will be eternally grateful

>>935792830
based north

>>935792812
oooooh sorta like a reverse frisking... where I have to prove to her I'm armed ;3

>>935792869
Say less.

I'm already running the dish water, I've got my lawyer on retainer and we're moving forward with a lawsuit against he store for the poor quality grocery bag AND I've canceled all your plans for Monday to help you recover from your pain and suffering! THIS WILL NOT SLIDE.

>>935792669
>>935792812

embarassing

>Say less.

>I'm already running the dish water, I've got my lawyer on retainer and we're moving forward with a lawsuit against he store for the poor quality grocery bag AND I've canceled all your plans for Monday to help you recover from your pain and suffering! THIS WILL NOT SLIDE.

>>935792936
the pain in my soul will not heal quickly but you've made it quicker than it would have been :3

>>935792970
;)
>>935792884

embarrassing

>>935793011
>the pain in my soul will not heal
And THAT is exactly what we're gonna be telling the judge.
$2.3 TRILLION in damages. It won't fix what happened, but it's a step forward in your healing journey! <3

>>935792884
>>935793059
exactly, you get it

>the pain in my soul will not heal
>And THAT is exactly what we're gonna be telling the judge.
>$2.3 TRILLION in damages. It won't fix what happened, but it's a step forward in your healing journey! <3

>>935793112
Piss off prof

>>935793112
I feel bad being lewd when you just got back lol.

What's the scoop...?

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

I hope Troy is well. Miss him.

>I feel bad being lewd when you just got back lol.

>What's the scoop...?

>>935793171
this is the scoop

>>935793178
>>935793190
fuck off, everyone hates you

>>935793106
as a token of my gratitude i bequeath unto you 2.2 trillion of the 2.3 trillion plus all my aris

>>935793241
x~x
i wanna scoop out victoria's insides with my ...

>>935793248
wooooohooooooo finally i get to be rich! n u n

how was your day besides the bag thing? was you behavin while I was away?

>>935793311
yeah?

>wooooohooooooo finally i get to be rich! n u n

>how was your day besides the bag thing? was you behavin while I was away?

>>935793361
oh yeah... and not in the nice gentlemanly way i usually think of lol...
all i can see is... her backside

>oh yeah... and not in the nice gentlemanly way i usually think of lol...
>all i can see is... her backside

>>935793418
are you bending her over and pumping it all the way in and out of her now, is that what you're doing?

>>935793353
>how was your day
no one asks me this idk what to say
good? i was outside for most of it and it didnt rain like they said it would so it was nice?
how was yours??

Parker getting owned tonight

Choli Jordan James

the beadster getting owned like its the shelter showers all over again

>>935793485
i'm getting her on all fours in those tight sweatpants, ordering her to drop her tummy and arch that back before we even start... getting behind vicky with her legs and knees tightly together and pulling those sweaty tight down her ass...
i can't tell if she's glistening cause she's sweaty... or cause she's wet...

>>935793489
same for me! I was outside for 6 hours today which is most of the time I've been awake! it was a nice day. i think i might stay in tomorrow i'm becoming increasingly fatigued. ;;

>i was outside for most of it
What did you do? Mow the lawn? >;p

holy FKING CRINGE

>>935793574
it's both baby.. she's been waiting for you...

>>935793536
no

>>935793673
hnnggg, I'm torn... between pulling her sweats down across her thighs just enough to expose her butthole and pussy... or take the time to have her roll over on her back with her legs up so I can pull them up off over her feet...
How naughty would it be for her to get fucked bottomless but still wearing her sweaty top??

But on the other hand... that's gotta take like... 20-30 seconds that my dick won't be inside her! I don't know if I can manage to wait an extra 20 seconds for it ><

how many beers should i have tonight. dont say less than 3 cause i already had 3

>>935793626
too much sun can drain you! sunday is for resting anyways
i was out walking about, to get the groceries but also to enjoy the neature. summer is beautiful!

>>935793805
>too much sun can drain you
true... you should see how cooked i am you can tell when i take off my watch and it looks like a white's thanksgiving turkey and the rest of me looks like charcoal lol

baww glad you enjoyed!! i hope you got to see some squirrels and rabbits and ducks like i do here. they also cheer me up they're so cutie!

>>935793773
I can tell what your instincts are saying, you want to fuck her right now!!
So don't wait.... pull her sweats down and slide in as soon as you can... she needs to feel it

>>935793785
4. Something something increases the desire but decreases the ability

CB's on a bender

>>935793871
i toooootally know what you mean.
(i dont)
>>935793884
shush you

>>935793785
a bajillion
>>935793852
is it a bad burn?? i got burnt real good at the beginning of the season, couldnt sleep well for a week ;_;

>>935793866
needy vickyyyy~
i want to do it all hands free... grabbing hold of her hips and and just using my flexes to get it right on the perfect spot and bottoming out inside that elastic cunny before she has any chance to adjust to it... i want her to fall forward, dropping her hands out from under her unintentionally and falling flat on her face, ass up. I, of course, would follow her down and begin stroking my girthy fat dick in and out of her before she even knows what's happening...
yep i'm a monster lol

what the heck is happening here o_O

>>935794032
we're all stroking and cumming to corly's perfect dick <3

>needy vickyyyy~
>i want to do it all hands free... grabbing hold of her hips and and just using my flexes to get it right on the perfect spot and bottoming out inside that elastic cunny before she has any chance to adjust to it... i want her to fall forward, dropping her hands out from under her unintentionally and falling flat on her face, ass up. I, of course, would follow her down and begin stroking my girthy fat dick in and out of her before she even knows what's happening...
>yep i'm a monster lol

>>935793947
i guess it's technically a sunburn but it's my fault. I REFUSE to use sunscreen.
10 billion years humans never used it, now we have to?? nahhhhh.
i raw dawg the sun. always have always will.

>i got burnt real good at the beginning of the season, couldnt sleep well for a week
HOLY CRAP
i take it you refuse to use sunscreen as well? ;;
i would have rubbed aloe vera on you ;;

>>935794014
mmmm yesss you're making her feel sooo good <3 keep your hands on her body, keep touching her firmly, just like that..

>>935794059
>i guess it's technically a sunburn but it's my fault. I REFUSE to use sunscreen.
>10 billion years humans never used it, now we have to?? nahhhhh.
>i raw dawg the sun. always have always will.
>
>i got burnt real good at the beginning of the season, couldnt sleep well for a week
>HOLY CRAP
>i take it you refuse to use sunscreen as well? ;;
>i would have rubbed aloe vera on you ;;

>>935794095
what's making vicky feel soo good? why's she moaning so much? what am i doing that she seems to be enjoying so much??

this is fucking gross, take this outside

>>935794052
how long is it?

>>935794059
but arent you worried about the irreversible dna damage done to you by the uv rays of the sun?? i know i am
>i take it you refuse to use sunscreen as well?
usually yes but i figured it would be not so bad out, but i was still pasty from the winter so it got me good ;_;
>i would have rubbed aloe vera on you
oh...

>>935794032
it's above PG-13 you're not allowed to look ;;

>>935793938
It's from Macbeth.
>Alcohol provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance

troy start spamming donald trump it'll ruin beadys lewding session

>>935794182
7 inches at least and perfect from tip to balls

>>935794184
>but arent you worried about the irreversible dna damage done to you
i think it's too late for that for me looooooooooool... you on the other hand, I can understand it. ;3

>but i was still pasty from the winter so it got me good
rookie mistake. NEVER let your (sun)guard down!

>oh...
Wh-whoops did I said that... how did that slip in there... that's WEIRD

>>935794155
you're sooooo hard for her, she feels it and loves it inside her, makes her sooo wet and so eager to push back on you :3

>but arent you worried about the irreversible dna damage done to you
>i think it's too late for that for me looooooooooool... you on the other hand, I can understand it. ;3
>
>but i was still pasty from the winter so it got me good
>rookie mistake. NEVER let your (sun)guard down!
>
>oh...
>Wh-whoops did I said that... how did that slip in there... that's WEIRD

>>935794243
sounds like you had a worship session or two

>>935794105
you're being serious, right?

that guy was a fucking anon, and if you're arguing otherwise than i have no desire to continue this conversation

BD is lewding with himself using 2 different personas lol

cringe thread bro

>>935794249
its me vs the sun and currently the sun is winning, but ill sneak up on it during the evening when its sleepin!
>Wh-whoops did I said that...
i mean it would have helped, my back was red and by the third day ITCHIN BAD. got me good everywhere

>>935794259
hnnnnnnngggggggg is that why she's bouncing her booty back lick that? I was too caught up in the pleasure to really notice. Maybe it's that plap... plap... plap... of her sweaty ass connecting with my crotch over and over that she loves so much... the sound of her pussy getting bred~
she can't see it but goddd can she feel it... I'm gonna grab a handful of her ass and spread her cheeks so I can get a better view if she doesn't mind...

>i'm getting close looool

>>935794285
i love his cock I cum to pics of it all the time

yo when does the crimge stop?????

>>935794380
with sissy hypno playing in the background to make sure you serve it?

>>935794377
shhhhh, just shush and keep pumping her <3 pull her hair <333 and don't stop

>>935794373
i've been meaning to ask that, WHERE does the sun go at night? i guess it needs to sleep just like the rest of us, burning at 99999999999 degrees must burn a lot of calories :3

you got STUNG by the SUN
> ITCHIN BAD
WAAAAAAAAT jesus christ did you get third degree burns? why didn't you go back inside or into shade lol

>hnnnnnnngggggggg is that why she's bouncing her booty back lick that? I was too caught up in the pleasure to really notice. Maybe it's that plap... plap... plap... of her sweaty ass connecting with my crotch over and over that she loves so much... the sound of her pussy getting bred~
>she can't see it but goddd can she feel it... I'm gonna grab a handful of her ass and spread her cheeks so I can get a better view if she doesn't mind...
>
>i'm getting close looool

Hooooooly fking CRINGE.

I want to cum inside lily's asshole.

why is he doing this. we all know he's talking to himself

>>935794455
hehe maybe.
maybe I even swallow my whole love puddle after and pretend its his..

>>935794492
BINGO! I just needed you to complete my card

>>935794461
not even gonna pretend i can type anymore haha
<333 o-one more like that... of her t-top half... her face and chest plsssssssssss

>>935794515
Maybe you need to do that right now

>not even gonna pretend i can type anymore haha
><333 o-one more like that... of her t-top half... her face and chest plsssssssssss

>>935794564
whipping it out

>>935794463
the sun is a b with the itch
i wasnt near any shade or nuthin so i was outside for a good few hours before i realized how badly it got me ;_;

>>935794535
mmmm don't stop get it!

>>935794503
Babs swears prof isn't BD. And Babs hates BD

Fuq prof

>>935794583
i feel like i've been cumming out of one nut this entire time because why was that load so massive? lmao
it was saving itself for victoria~

whelp. now I'm a mess lmao.
<33333333333

>>935794574
good. but no cumming till your brain is melted and that dick owns you

>>935794580
I'm actually a passing Black man so probably the sun doesn't affect me as much as it does you with it's UVA and UVB rays. The melanin blocks a lot of it.

:))

Whelp I'm fucking wasted.
I gotta be honest IDK which Anon you are. :'c
Have we spoke before, in this life or the last?

>>935794671
yessssss <33333
it's because you needed it silly
(you're welcome)

>>935794680
getting started, looking at his cock and feeling my own get hard for it

>>935794658
Lovers' quarrels suck. My condolences

lily. are you there? please. I love you. I want you to be my gf. stop fucking around. I need to cum inside your asshole.

>>935794719
NOT VICTORIA DETECTED - DEPLOY 1 NUT
VICTORIA DETECTED - DEPLOY BOTH NUTS FOR MAXIMUM BREEDING POTENTIAL

I disagree with my body sometimes but on this particular case, I agree with it. ^_^

TYTYTYTY. :)))

>>935794734
Nah i dropped prof a long time ago. He's a fake nigga.

>>935794727
you'd take it anywhere. you need it everywhere

>>935794749
hehe <333

>>935794819
you're right. i'm a hopeless gooner for his cock

>>935794826
:D <33

overwatch time cheers

>>935794711
see im white af so i got no hope against the sun
we have spoke before! but we will need to speak again cause i must leave for more adventures
enjoy ur night is always nice to chat:)

>>935794861
good, fuc off

>>935794847
And every time just makes it worse.

>>935794863
I look forward to more chat's w/you, pleasant one. :3
>BIG Ana smooch for you! <3

>>935794892
cant give up this dick

Stephanie Pham.

>>935794926
yours will never measure up, and that just makes it even better

>>935794950
slam bam thank you Pham

>>935794850
oh breckie baby...

>>935794986
my penis is tiny, his is huge. he deserves to fuck hot women, i only deserve to waste or swallow my loads

will beady die a virgin?

More Stephanie Pham.

one final hanni before i get into game
choli + hanni + otters
<33

>>935795026
I am tanked.

It's possible I get a second wind but at this point I am tanked.

Plus I'm still thinkin about that scoop...

>>935795048
And that dick can take you any way and all you can do is ask for more

>>935795145
it's okay, can you just keep sharing her <3

>>935795176
all i can do is desperately beg for it

>>935795200
You would like that huh?

>>935795216
maybe it's time to do that right now

>>935795251
desperately needd corlys big perfect dick

>>935795200
>>935795233
cringe. imagine being beadys cumrag

>>935795233
it would help me...

>>935795270
good start. Where?

>>935795306
need his dick in my mouth first. kissing all over it

These threads fall into the problem of making a mistake is worse than doing good is.

What does that mean.

It means that no amount of doing good in these threads can erase doing bad.

Risk averse.

In these threads, it is better to never post celebs and never talk.

Because there is less benefit in doing so than the risk of doing something wrong.

The risk outweighs the POTENTIAL reward.
And it's not even close.

>These threads fall into the problem of making a mistake is worse than doing good is.
bro is drunker than me lol

>>935795349
Of course. And then?

>>935795407
And you're proof of it.

I've always been nice to you and yet you hate me more than random strangers.

There was never a benefit to being nice to you.

>>935795409
little kisses up and down his throbbing white shaft. tongue action all over his cock head, licking up is copius precum

>>935795407
How many beers are you up to?
>>935795438
You're drunk and now exhausted. Call it a wrap boss

There is no benefit to posting celebs in these threads.
And that's why no one does it.

>>935795456
I'm almost finished the bottle.

>>935795072
Not only will he die a virgin, but not a single person on this planet will mourn him or be upset when he dies. The only person who'll have a bad day is the poor social worker who finds his rancid, stinking corpse and has to remember the sight and smell. He'll be buried in a municipal grave for homeless and indigent. There will be no marker. He'll basically be thrown into a human landfill like the trash he is.

I <3 OINKER

>>935795456
on 5 : )
i got horny and now can't stop

>>935795497
Oinkrulan of House Porcino

>>935795444
and it had better stay copious if you want to keep worshipping

Where'd that scoop go...

>>935795466
There's no benefit to you continuing to live. You're sub-human garbage, and deep down you know that. You're going to be alone for the rest of your miserable life, and you'll be buried in a potters field anonymously with no one to miss or mourn you. Your life has been meaningless and empty, and everyone who's encountered you offline and on despises you.

>>935795530
i would orally worship him for hours if i could

>>935795512
what caught your eye. And hand?
>>935795481
Put the bottle down, clean up, and crash into bed

This guy's drinking 5% beer, the shit the feed to children at the neighborhood barbecue. To get them to settle down and go to sleep.

That's not a drink, that's a sip.

>>935795572
I'm too tanked to cause a disturbance anymore.
It matters not.

Ideally I will sleep until evening tomorrow.

Because I hate the sun.

>>935795572
posting bikini babes for horny guys in a different thread

Oink oink!

We've missed ____ too much for him to disappear and not give an explanationl

>>935795599
Is it working on them?
>>935795590
Drunk, damned, and despondent is no way to live, BD

>>935795616
ggboi...

>>935795643
yeah they all wanna add my disc and cum

but i dont make guys cum anymore

>>935795562
then it's time to turn on your favorite IV track and melt

>>935795643
When I have been anything more boss?

Always chasing, never chased.

Always wanting, never wanted.

Some of us don't have a choice but to be.

>>935795676
>IV
inter-vracial?

>>935795599
>a different thread
I wonder which one...

>>935795673
You know how I almost believe you. We've been chatting since you got back and you've not once said the line. It may indeed be a new dawn
>>935795681
Why live in comparison to nameless strangers on a Mongolian basket weaving thread. Go to sleep

>>935795724
truly who could say

>>935795706
Isabella Valentine?

>>935795737
c-
c-c-c--c-c
cu--

>>935795681
You really need to kill yourself.

>>935795737
Am I disturbing your jerk off session?
Damn that sucks.

>>935795740
Hurry up and make a new one

>>935795764
Wait a minute. Don't do anything too rash. You were doing so well
>>935795815
Me? Just collecting stories

>>935795816
i dont make threads actually, I'm a thread princess and people make them for me <3

>>935790604 (OP)
1. I love Keira, she Goddess.
2. I'm having clementines.
3. Alien Romulus on as I go to sleep.

You think I have shame here?
You think I have pride here?

I lewd out in the open.
What makes you believe that I care?

>>935795836
I will collect your ashes into an urn. I will be there at the cremation.

And I will scoop your ashes by hand into an urn.

What should I label it?

i love Kat Newton

>>935795884
Give it no label. I spent far more time without one than the silly one foisted upon me

>>935795934
You know Prof. right?
He did wrong didn't he.

No label it is.

And if anyone asks I will tell them fuck you.
You weren't there. You don't get the benefits.

>>935795839
Which, in reflection, is an interesting turn of events

>>935795836
i will remain strong. solid. rock hard, even

>>935795884
You won't be cremated or have an urn. Your bloated corpse will be tied in a burlap sack and thrown into a mass grave with other lowlife pieces of shit no one will claim. You're absolutely worthless.

>>935795989
why

>>935795987
I don't tend to make judgements unless it's clear. But i will say that's enough of that bottle. Log off, brush your teeth to get the whiskey off, and go to bed
>>935796004
But definitely not rock hard at the prospect of being pushed to your knees. Because THAT would be a step backwards
>>935796031
It's a long, full story

>>935795896
How much?

>>935796078
i would NEVER desire that or crave it or dream of it

>>935796078
fill me up daddy (with story)

I don't know what the right thing to do is.

I do not know what the difference is from right and wrong.

I never experienced it. I never went through the process.

When I hurt I hate.
And when I hate. I hurt.

>>935796110
Exactly. The sudden rushing-in feeling of powerlessness accompanied by no other sound than a zipper being lowered is not something to be enjoyed
>>935796140
I may have overstated the length a little, like most do. It's just that having other people do the work is hardly the MO of one such as him
>>935796191
You'll have a clearer answer after your hangover subsides after you sleep.

>>935796229
<3 Goodnight, boss.

>>935796229
sometimes if i'm doing all the hard work, i like for someone to take care of the little things like making threads

>>935796266
Road rise to meet your steps
>>935796276
Choker looks great on her. And you have a fair point, which is astonishing 5 beers in

>>935796311
as someone so RUDELY pointed out they are not strong beers. more like lemonade with a slight beer tint to it

>>935796191
>I don't know what the right thing to do is.
I do. Suicide. It's the only good and noble thing you're capable of doing. Do it for yourself as much as for us.

>>935796338
That makes more sense. Luckily that someone is a moments from passing out so won't offend your delicate beer feelings anymore. You can focus on other things

>>935796413
>>935796441
IBTC lifetime members

>>935796416
focus, like on my dick and dicks and other guys' dicks

>>935795987
ALBERTA MENTIONED

you really need to kill yourself

>>935796463
They get together with Kathryn under the full moon to play cumshot roulette.

he's that drunk on less than liter of cheap whiskey? What a fucking pussy

>>935796489
And dick and dick on you and dick in you and nothing but dick on your mind.
>Right past falling off the wagon to cartwheeling from it
>>935796545
What are the rules?

>>935796575
im gonna say it

>>935796575
One guy rotates between the three giving three pumps each and the tightest one risks a belly full of baby batter.

>>935796632
That sounds fun!

>>935796598
Might as well at this point. Just get it off your chest
>>935796632
Maisie seems like the kind to learn kegels and cheat

cringe

>>935796662
cum in my mouth!!!!

>>935796692
See. Doesn't that feel better?

>>935796722
>>935796722
>>935796722

>>935796662
I think she's used to not having to do very much at all.

>>935796660
Surely Sersha wouldn't embarrass her husband by showing up with a belly that isn't his.

>>935796728
It's a communal tummy, like a public library

>>935796755
The uterus is the Irish library.

>>935796664
I want to ejaculate inside cara's asshole.