Celeb Thread - /I love the pain/ edition.

>>935796721
would feel better if you did it

It is a shame, that these threads have to be the way that they are.

Because they were made to be a nice place for everyone.

And when they all come into here and posted celebs. Everyone would be nice to them.

Because that is the way it is.
There was never a reason. And there was never a reason to have one.

The sky is blue.
The grass is green.

There is no reason why.

And when people came into the celeb thread, when they posted a celeb, they would be treated nicely. And there was never a reason for it.

Never a reason for a reason.

Now it is all hurt.

>>935796722 (OP)
FUCK YES BRECKIE!

>>935796768
your alcohol tolerance is fucking pathetic

>>935796722 (OP)

beady falls in front of a garbage truck and the right front tire pops his skull like a grape

>>935796763
But that's ok, you've filled in the gaps before and imagined it, haven't you?

>>935796845
maybe

>>935796866
Fat nigger

why is bd talking to people who arent posting pics

>>935796812
>another choker pic
good choice
>>935796866
You arrive to an interesting time
>>935796869
You're tipsy, not amnesiac. You can do better than maybe.

>>935796801
Brad got into mommy's wine fridge again.

>>935796768
>It is a shame, that these threads have to be the way that they are.
Yes, it is. You should kill yourself. I don't say that lightly, by the way. You are worthless and should end your life. It's the only thing you could possibly do that would make people happy.

>>935796924
i genuinely cannot cum without imagining a guy fucking my face

>>935796924
why is that

>>935796956
get on your knees and ill fuck your face for ava

>>935796956
That is an impressive level of training yourself. Does that need complimenting or condolence
>>935796983
It's Ava. He gets picky about that
>>935796962
BD is drunk and nostalgic. Prof popped back in briefly, and an old ghost came back

>>935796983
thank god

Prof > All of You

>>935796924
I don't have enough choker pics though so you'll have to use her hands.

>>935797017
lmao keep getting non-stop fed by these bullshit threads.

Prof. was here for... 1/7th as much as you?

And you're nothing compared to him.

He took the risk. You don't take shit.

You're the decay of these threads.
Prof leaving is a travesty.

FUCK YOU

>>935797061
Wait, I meant YOUR hands.

Maybe her hands.

>>935797026
cock sliding all the way down your throat while I look at her tits

Prof leaving was a devastating blow to these threads.

I'm not like you fucking retatrds. FUCK YOU.

prof is fake

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>>935796722 (OP)

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>>935797017
idk i think its maybe worrying, but as long as i can imagine a big dick treating my face like a pussy i guess its ok
>>935797083
yes daddy pls

>Guess he didn't sleep
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>>935797073
Both sounds good to me.
>>935797099
Crazy thing is that he isn't. Not sure if that's better or worse

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>>935796768
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>>935797061

Prof > Every single one of you

FUCK YOU

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>>935796722 (OP)

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>>935797071
my drunk cock is loving these bitches

>>935797125
gagging on it as daddy looks at all of her best pics

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>>935797127
LMAO FUCK YOU. I'M NOT DONE THE BOTTLE. THAT WAS NOT A THREAT. THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT I SAID. AND WHAT I SAY IS A PROMISE.

FUCK YOU.

WHEN I AM DONE THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP.

AND NOT A SECOND MORE.

I DO NOT HAVE TO PROMISE.

MY WORD IS MY PROMISE.

FUCK YOU.

>>935797125
Maybe you need to let go of that last bit of worry like you got rid of that last bit of gag reflex. Just accept what you are

FUCK YOU

>>935797179
please look

Prof. > You

>>935797017
I see, it may be best to just leave then

prof is beady

uhhhh

>>935797235
Prof. > You

Eat shit.

>>935797221
using your mouth and throat like a sextoy

>>935797235
That may be safest

this idiot is spamming his own thread while talking to himself

>>935797208
sounds like that would mean turning gay? i'm not gay i'm straight
>>935797264
i'm just a toy used by real men to cum

>>935797243
O _ O
What the heck is going on inside of here... uhhhh... what the heck...
I'm wondering what is going on inside of here right now.

>>935797293
nothing but a cum dump for my dick

>>935797285
pretty sleepy anyways, was just checking in.

>>935797293
No need to turn into anything. You can be completely straight, and completely at the mercy of any kind of dick that gets pulled out in front of you

>>935797296
i came to say gn frens but it appears something has happened

>>935797329
please use my tight wet throat
>>935797362
yeah thats me. straight but only love cock and cum

>>935797363
Something is going on inside of here?!
<__________<

Let me look around.

>_________>
<_________<

Oh yes I see it now.

That is... oh wow... yeah I see it now... that is unfortunate...

Wow.. just... wow... just... ignore all of that...
And you say GN to everyone else... and they will say GN to you as well... ^^

the emma roberts spam? again? oh, no..

>>935797422
im going to cum down your throat while i look at avas perky tits

this could really go down as an important study of mental illness

>>935797422
Exactly. Just repeat that for yourself every time you cum until you fully believe it

>>935797457
i really want your hot cum in my tummy

>>935797480
i love cock and cum..

>>935797495
give me your favorite lewd pic of ava, im going to hold the back of your head down and fucking blow it straight into your tummy

>>935797542
you should blow to her surprisingly fat butt

>>935797512
doesn't it feel right? Doesn't it feel even hotter than before

>>935797441
gn to everyone but especially gn to you fren :) are you struggling?

>>935797606
yes it does

>>935797638
Struggling is perhaps the right word for you.

But not for me.

Realization. Ahead of the curve.

:)

>>935797643
Every single time. Right as you can't take it anymore and blow your load. You're straight and love cocks and cum.

We will all struggle.

Those who are now will know the future.

>>935797757
i'm straight... i love cocks and cum.. this is normal

>>935797781
such a good job. i have to head off. You know what you have to do and when. See you around

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>>935797643
your tummy would be so full right now...sorry i had to clean up asap, thank you anon

>>935797832
see you.

>>935797718
well, regardless of one or the other, i wish you well. i struggle, and i know it's nice to have others ask once in a while
gn and be well, chat soon :)

>>935797857
yummy <3

>>935797894
You complained about how girls laugh at you, but you never mentioned that you were ugly.. which tells me that you don't know that you're ugly
How could you not know that? You're the type of narcissist to think other people are just being mean when they tell you you're ugly because they look at your face and you're clearly ugly.
That's how oblivious and stupid you are.

>>935797894
I love you.

I will be patrolling these threads,

As I usually do... <__< >__>


And when I see you I will snatch you up.

Mine. Mine mine mine,

Thank you.

I will be well. <3

My Ariana Anon.

If you think that you will be here and not have anyone take notice of you you are severly mistaken,

>>935797966
came like a firehose..

>>935798035
i wish i had it all in my mouth

>>935797858
ay do you think taylor swift is a anon?

lmfao jesus what a trainwreck

hey, what's happening in this th-...

...oh

>>935796768
>>935796763
>>935796722 (OP)
>>935796812
Not celebs
>>935796866
Pedophile

>>935798231

>>935796869
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>>935796956
Not ceIebs
>>935796962
Nonce

kim minji kim minji kim minji

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>>935797073
Not celebs

>>935798231
...yeah

>>935797125
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>>935797221
Not celebs
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>>935797235
Pedo

>>935798126
and then you'd swallow all of daddies cum...

>>935798380
dick

>>935798337
after savoring, yes, then it all goes down

>>935798417
Not a celeb, faggot

>>935798417
you're making me want to go for round 2

>>935798479
not a celeb dumbass

>>935798473
i'm about to blow my load

>>935798574
>>935798479
Not celebs

>>935798574
please do, youd cum while cleaning daddies dick...

>>935798654
faggot

>>935798654
cleaning all the drippy cummies off it with my wide, wet tongue

>>935798692
>>935798717
not celebs

>>935798275
comfy may-z

>>935798312
“do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill; it is a bottomless pit. tell them firmly, “i am not paid to listen to this drivel — you are a terminal fool!” otherwise, they make you as crazy as they are.”

>>935798709
She's a bouncer.

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>>935798787
hey you <3 I hope your day went well im just heading to bed but wanted to say hi/gn. so goodnight :3

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>>935798826
Finally, a celeb

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>>935798867
Not a celeb

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>>935798867
not celebs fuck off

>>935798859
>pat head
>kiss nose
>be happy

>>935798867
it was a pretty comfy day, ty <3
i hope you have a lovely night and sweet dreams

>>935798990
Not a celeb fuck off forever

>>935798990

why is he spamming us like this

>>935799020
Not a celeb

this is the good kind of spam I love olivia so much

>>935799199
I hope you’re cranking your hog

fucking stroking for mommy

>>935799020
would wife/10

>>935799028
i bet all that enthusiasm is infectious to the folks around her <3

>>935799282
lawdy

black cocks

>>935799342
Fuck off you fucking loser

>>935799298
I bet her male crew likes touring with her "enthusiasm".

>>935799243
to livvys perky ass

>>935799361
especially when she jumps around and it exposes that perfect pale tummy <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6pTbEz4w3o

>>935799499
Fuck off you fucking loser

B B C for me and Emily

>>935799546
yes yes YES

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>>935799282
Fuck yes. Stroking like crazy

>>935799493
>tummy is plumped up, and they all just joke it's the "band's baby" because no one knows who's it actually is

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>>935799640
i'm goin' to bed but i'm gonna do my best to dream about that

have a nice night, may-z anon

>>935799739
Good night.

>>935799724
emily blacked

cringe

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>>935799929
Not a celeb you stupid fucker

>>935799342
no. go back to r hapas immediately.

>>935799546
her head looks like an egg.

her tits are absolutely massive

at least she didn't chop her hair off, like some people

>>935800241
Not a celeb

>>935800241
Married woman.

>>935800241
Yes. 10/10

>>935796722 (OP)
It seems that you're making a reference of my message to someone I think I know. So we know each other.

You're either, Julia, Sarah, or some other random idiot.

If you don't want anything to do with me, then just simply, let me know so I can move on because I'm no masochist, doormat or loser who's gonna turn into the "ghost of Maiden's peak"; if you're Sarah, then why did you kick me out of that convention if you're still obsessed with me?, do something or remain quiet forever; random idiot, I'm a Squillax.

>>935800685
Like, yeah, I geddit.

schizo

>>935800877
You wish I was.... But I'm detective Anya.................................... yo.

>>935798784
Nobody commenting on this is criminal

So is it really "nanomachines" like this fella was saying?
I believe in magic and all but you people don't seem worthy of such thing.

>>935798025
Heh, is that a terrible impression of me?

So who was telling this Chinese nigga from Canada to put Ariana Grande at the shelter? All because of my "thank you next" mix I did with the lyrics of Steven Universe?
That was dedicated to my ex. I had no plans of making someone fall in love with me and then leave like I assumed someone and probably, more than one would say.

Who are you really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ri3dwluLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3qndhmBkGM

What's on the cumming to menu tonight

yunjin feet

>>935801478
Kitchen's closed I think

>>935801478
Anya sexual experiments abduction

>>935801557
Based
>>935801572
Happens

>>935801875
It's a shame.
>Anya foot joi
Kek

>>935801875
:DD

>>935801904
You gotta close sometime.
>>935801918
Huh Yunjin is a pretty lady.

>>935801986
Love me some yunjin

>>935802063
Like Sakura the most of LSF but Huh is the close second.

>>935802098
do you like kazuha?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjIoRDTtlwA
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOMMA yunjin in this

>>935802111
I don't dislike her at all, very pretty. I really like Sakura and Huh though. You rocking with Itzy?

>>935802200
>I really like Sakura and Huh though
Based. Here's a cute Saki for ya
>Itzy
Never listened to em, bro tbh.

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>>935801422
Le Seraphim. Asuka memes.

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>>935801904
Which Anya? Is that the reason why someone paid the cartoonist to draw some bread on her mouth a month or so ago?

Even then, this person wouldn't be the real Anya. But which "Anya" are we talking about?

>>935802237
Yeah I guess I didn't really mean listening, It's pretty rare that I listen to a kpop song. I do like looking at Itzy though.

>>935802295
ohhhhhh i see what you mean now. yeah, they're pretty cute. :))

>>935802481
Yessiree, love em. Alright later gator

>>935802524
byebye have a good day!

Reminder that there never was any jumpers in 911
90% of the narrative of 911 is all bullshit.
The reason that there were people falling to their death is because people behind them were pushing them out because they couldn't breathe.
It's that fucked up and horrible.
There was no one willingly jumping to their death.
They were being pushed out because everyone was being completely suffocated.

99% of the jumpers were people being pushed out of windows because the people behind them couldn't breathe and they were willing to kill them just to get a single breath

>>935802949
Did they tell you that they were pushed out?

People will literally destroy the whole universe and kill god just so that they can breathe because they just don't feel good and they don't feel like they can breathe.

>>935802949
>>935803000
Fat nigger

Reminder that Troy is an ugly, fat pignose nigger.

>>935803000
Fucked up

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>>935799282
olivia is the goat FRONG

HURRRRRRR LE SNIFFA HUFFA BOOTA

>>935803573
But enough about jj

FUCK TROY

northy do you like french onion dip

this is why we need more interracial breeding

>>935803686
Fat nigger

>>935803421
Oh, it's the frong anon

ded

Dejj.

>>935803421
Need sloppy head from liv

Is Troy's sister okay?

Dejj.

>>935802949
>Reminder that there never was any jumpers in 911
Who taught you English? How did you ever make it through high school?

>>935804413
He probably dropped out like Parker

>>935804413
He never graduated high school.

>>935804720
Cute

I am the alpha, and the osmega.

>>935804810
Okay, J-Shart.

>>935804810

There's a couple of hours when these threads are good. It's between when the maisie peters and kat newton fags have left, beady is passed out drunk and the nonce who stalks troy and jacobfag hasn't arrived.

Enjoy the next eight hours. He'll make an excuse about having better things to do but in reality he'll be spamming every thread he thinks jacobfag posts in.

Including the DILF threads - I told him about those because they annoy me and because he's pathetic enough to go there and ruin them.

Thanks britnonce

(And I missed Choli. Annoying. Milk status?)

>44 seconds

>>935804904
thanks jacob

I am here, always. You cannot escape me, just as I cannot escape myself.

>>935804904
Thirty seconds before this was posted

>>935804887

Gosh. How predictable.

>>935804904
>>935804949

jtard my dude we can tell when it's you

>>935804965
gosh.

>>935804965
And yet there are no shirtless preteen boys in their underwear. Which is what he's been posting on the chan he calls home.

I am in control. I control the narrative. I control you all. I wanted him to post there. I am the one who annoys, not him. I will spend my entire weekend in DILF threads because I do not like them. I win.

KC. Go there and you'll find him posting shirtless boys in speedos, dubious models and ooh so much fucking F1 bullshit.

Nah you won't though will you. For starters you have no idea what KC is.

Stay here and waste another eight hours going into multiple threads to try and annoy someone who isn't even here this weekend ya dumb cunt.

You vs Troy to see who is more stupid.

>>935804997

we can fuckin tell when its you dipshit

>>935805014

stfu and stop givin him attention just let him rot

>>935805048
He's obsessed with Jacobfag. Are you new? He spend 18 months doing this every fucking day... and then he vanished. Gone along with all his posts in a thread and some pics of mbb aged 12.

Now after six months he's back. He does this every day. Six hours yesterday across nine threads.

>>935805072

we can fuckin tell when its you holy shit stfu you fuckin pedo retard

>>935805116
You know nothing. You see nothing. I am invisible. I am a fart in the wind. My aggressors have the proclivities, not me.

>>935805116
Rent
Free

You fags are almost as bad as the poor souls in the Celeb: AI threads who cum to the pics he makes.

Actually I take that back. I told one of them Friday that the person posting KStew was Jacob the pedophile and they didn't care.

YOU HAVE DISPLEASED THE ARCHIVIST

Make yourself useful britnonce report the pics of children in that thread you're viewing because I sent you there

>>935805140
we all have our proclivities anon
>chloe.jpg

>>935805140
>>935805151
>>935805174
Look at you. Make me do a hecking' KEK by using inspect element to make it look like you're not talking to yourself. Again.

>>935805140

stop

>>935805141

jfc stfu Im no reading this we know when its you

>>935805195
Maybe take the time to learn how to spell midwit

The normie shall suffer my wrath.
In DILF, I am queen.

>>935805195
>jfc stfu Im no reading this we know when its you

JFC. STFU. I'm not reading this we know when it's you.

when he does this I'm quickly reminded how troy actually isn't the worst poster here

>The pedophile who hates himself and has more projection than a theatre will now check his trips

>>935805236

we can tell when its you
callin everyone who makes fun of you a pedo cuz youre a pedo is fuckin stupid

>>935805251

These threads are a cancer. You are the only people left. Beady having destroyed his life and pushed everyone away has done the same with these threads.

I have no use for them so if all it takes to annoy you cunts is to write like a midwit with a stick up my ass in order to trigger a pedophile to go in a tirade against another pedophile?

om diddly gosh so be it.

>>935805251
>we can tell when its you
>callin everyone who makes fun of you a pedo cuz youre a pedo is fuckin stupid

We can tell when it's you.

Calling everyone who makes fun of you a pedo because / 'cause you're a pedo is fuckin' stupid.

I am the alpha. I am the osmega. I control the narrative. I predict all. I will win by accusing you of being the worst things I actually am, and it will quell my defenseless upset.

embarassing

hersh nu please

He was gone for a whole two minutes.

Shitting it up in the DILF thread? Posting another tranny thread in the catalog? Maybe he was in one of the AI threads?

Embarassing.

hersh died

Your behavior is embarrassing, not mine. Even when I lose, I win. When I post children, you are the pedophile. When I am triggered, you are upset. When I spend an entire weekend here, you are the loser. When I stalk Beady for 16 hours straight, you are the stalker. I win.

So did Lillis. Somebody should tell the nonce.

>>935805337
he was here like 2 days ago

Man who spent eight hours yesterday stalking a pedophile complains about a man who spends his time stalking a balding canuck hebephile.

>Sniper
Gosh. A thread just went 404.

Sorry that's one thread you can't shit up Jacobs stalker.

I am a whisper's dream. I am invisible. You are the one who is terminally here, not I. You are the pedophile. You are the one who is projecting, and I need no proof. My word is gospel.

Don't worry. I'll find another thread that annoys me later in the week and make you target that one.

The Degen threads should be nuked in all honesty. Maybe I'll manipulate you into targeting those.

Alright J-Slug's had enough I'll let him lower his blood pressure before he has a stroke in that smelly chair he lives in lol

Translation: The poor wretched soul who has to share sub-standard accommodation with this self-loathing mbb posting pedo needs him for something.

Do keep an eye on the Celeb:AI, DILF, Tranny, Logfag, and Degen threads. He'll be in those.

meds

>>935805418

talk to a doctor ir kys
we can tell when its you

>>935805438
>talk to a doctor ir kys
>we can tell when its you

Talk to a Doctor. IR (IRL?) KYS.
We can tel when it's you.

>>935805449
dumbass made a type correcting a typo

>>935805463
>type correcting a typo

>>935805463
>dumbass made a type correcting a typo

Dumbass made a typo correcting a typo.

right over your over intelligent head

>>935805449

*tell

Watching the britnonce - the one who vanished for six months having spent 18 months obsessively stalking jacob and troy - only to return and double-down on his obsessive compulsive pedophilic ways made me think of something.

>The Holy Trinity.

The Father, the Son (Jesus Christ), and the Holy Spirit.

Why? Well Archivist, Jacob, and Troy are by no means divine beings but oh my golly gosh does that anon seemingly think they're one in the same.

>There's a deliberate typo in the above text. Just
For
You.

>>935805304

*Embarrassing

I am going to make a new celeb thread

Linguistic programming. Whilst I'm dumb as fuck fortunately the target is even dumber.

Gosh. This thread has exceeded bump limit.

please tell me there is an f1 race today so you'll eventually fuck off

>>935805526

we can tell when its you and youre obv mad as hell
like i have never seen any poster on 4chan so fuckin mad in my life
touch grass

>>935805558
You write like you have the mental age of one of the boys Jacob wants to fuck.

>>935805563

we know its you and weve all known forever that youre a brit

>>935805558
are you black? if not, type like you're white please

>>935805558
>we can tell when its you and youre obv mad as hell
>like i have never seen any poster on 4chan so fuckin mad in my life
>touch grass

We can tell when it's you and you're obviously mad as hell.

Like, I have never seen any poster on 4chan so fuckin' mad in my life.

Touch grass.

>Your sentence structure is woeful.

>>935805574
>we know its you and weve all known forever that youre a brit

We know it's you and we've all known forever that you're a Brit.

>>935805578

not reading i dont have a dog in this fight
you are mad as hell

I don't pretend to know where Jacob the diddler lives but it's in the Pacific Time zone. And he uses Soda and Pop interchangeably.

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>>935805592
>not reading
That explains so much anon.

>>935805592
>not reading i dont have a dog in this fight
>you are mad as hell

Not reading. I don't have a dog in this fight.
You are mad as hell.

>>935805617
>>935805627

dude you lost when the troll made you freak out an cry and now youre bein petty cuz its all you got
later loser

>>935805616
on home ground

>>935805645
>dude you lost when the troll made you freak out an cry and now youre bein petty cuz its all you got
>later loser

Dude you lost when the troll made you freak out and cry and now you're bein'(g) petty 'cause it's all you've got.

Later loser.

>You remind me of the woeful faggot who cried like a bitch when Jacob the diddler stopped posting Olga.

>>935805645
imagine being this new

Quite why Jacob has got such an extensive collection of pics of Olga is a mystery.

Kristen Stewart I understand. She looks like a long-lost Culkin brother.

and the best katy perry collection on the internet

there was some excellent boystew posted yesterday

>>935806018

>>935806018

Embarrassing.

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

you guys suck

>>935806390
suck this monkey mouth