>>935805641 (OP)
I live next door to Hoss, and I’m so sad to tell you, this time it’s true. 911 was called last night at approximately 11:30pm Las Vegas time. Medics found him slumped over the toilet in his master bathroom. He had a small amount of cocaine on each nostril, and a grapefruit-sized dingleball wedged in his anus. This sent him into cardiac arrest. He tried pushing it out, but it was just too much for Big Hoss. Now I’m scrimming to the heavens and patching dry wall. RIP sweat angle.
>>935817475
Yeccob and yiherd are probably sitting out in the garden of eden watching angels play
the fact that the bible can be interpreted in two ways should make it much harder to attack.
