thread

>>935807243 (OP)
oh yes goddess

happy father's day park...oh wait...

The milk truck has arrived

>>935808118
Awoooooga. I’m thirsty

>>935808173
Delicious

You people have terrible taste in celebs. OP is the only attractive one in the thread so far.

>>935809324
dont see you posting anyone

>>935809324
Steinfeld mogs Hathaway you filthy fucking brain rot ridden faggot

I THINK THIS THREAD SUCKS

>>935809622
It ain’t gonna get better with you posting literal nobodies

>>935809688
Jeez…

taylor swift blacked.com

>>935809820
Retard alert

>>935809688

>>935809765
>Please wait a while before making a post
AAAAH

>>935809995
Hate that…
Love the pic…

>>935809926
>>935810024
Same on both lol

>>935810113
She’s so fucking built

>>935810113
>>935809995

>>935810184
Humans aren't built, anon
You probably thought of houses

>>935810282
You’re right, silly me.
She looks very nice all the same

Lady Gaga's fat wop ass

>>935810311
If she was a house she'd be a pretty one

>>935810317
Sex

>>935810377
The prettiest

>>935810340
>music is stored in the ass

>>935808373

>>935809623

>>935809734
RIP

>>935807275

>>935810433
With two huge balconies

>>935810720
Huuuge

one night but you have to spend the rest of your life in jail

>>935810979
Hard pass

>>935810714
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>935808173
Not a celeb
>>935808252
>>935809622
Fuck off faggots

>>935810654
FUCK

>>935811316
Pedophile

>>935811316
Pronebone into oblivion

>>935811484
Pedo

any breckie

>>935811624
Eat shit bitch

>>935811591
Pedophile

I love lily collins

>>935811773
Fuck off

>>935811773
not a celeb

>>935811883
Not a celeb

>>935811927
Pedo

>>935811883
Mommy

>>935812069
Indeed

>>935812103
Good God

>>935812103
Not a celeb

>>935812201
>>935812236
God has left, there's only tit

>>935812251
This is a place for famous tits

>>935812258
Hag

>>935812251
Loved her since pillars.

>>935812342
not a celeb

>>935812342
so sad she got a reduction

>>935811848
why? "not a celeb"?

>>935811865
I guess it's kinda true. nobody cares about her movies, tv shows. threads about her get zero replies. etc.

>>935812342
>>935812251
>>935812103
>>935812526
Not celebs

>>935812759
Not a a valid argument, fuck off

>>935812691
the only threads about her are some schizo that wants to kill her dog and steal her baby

>>935812806
Get new material

>>935812811
lol. not true at all. I said that I wish she would abandon that ugly ass dog at a dog shelter. and I never said "steal her baby", your imagination is very creepy and your false accusations are absolutely pathetic. I said that I wish she would abandon that fake baby, because she didn't give birth to it, it didn't grow inside her womb, and the bottom line is, she doesn't want that baby. she doesn't want children. she just wants to be anorexic, thin.

>>935812811
I said that I wish she would abandon that dog and that fake baby, then start a new relationship with me. I love her and I want her to be my gf.

>lol. not true at all. I said that I wish she would abandon that ugly ass dog at a dog shelter. and I never said "steal her baby", your imagination is very creepy and your false accusations are absolutely pathetic. I said that I wish she would abandon that fake baby, because she didn't give birth to it, it didn't grow inside her womb, and the bottom line is, she doesn't want that baby. she doesn't want children. she just wants to be anorexic, thin.

meds

>>935812958
Tell that to Parker next time you gargle his ballsack

CHOLI PLEASE

>>935812526
Beautiful Elle

>>935810714
even as an woman it screams 'hobo'

i'm not choli
-choli

>>935813062
I don't use twitter, I don't use discord. you made disgusting false accusations against me, so I just explained what I actually said. your false accusations are absolutely pathetic, and if my posts are so boring, how come you remember them so perfectly?

meds

CHOLI CAN FUCK FOR DAYS

>>935813817
Not a celeb

shit thread

>>935813939
Glad you like her!

>>935814026
oh SHIT

I want her so bad

>>935814080
>>935814026
stop I just cummed!

>>935814114
CUM AGAIN

Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

>>935814170
mommy tays plump cheeks...

>>935814171
I’d suck the stink out with a straw

>>935814203
blacked

>>935814026
>>935814045
Whore

>>935814225

>>935809622
Post more of this plastic nobody. That'll improve things.

>>935814485
ok, if you think it'll help

>>935814534
DAMN NIGGA

CORLY FUCKS

>>935814322
Tay Millie now JJ too nnnnghhhh

>>935814534
There are blowup dolls that look more natural.

Hey choli its northy

>>935814911
Uhoh, is someone cumming hard?

>>935814045
>>935814170
>>935814238
>>935814540
Now I can fap like a fiend

>>935814674
Mmmm wow

>>935814331
Such a perfect slut

>>935814331
Oh, it's definitely Spillie time

>>935815411
Fucking wow

>>935815585
It is time, my child.

>>935815680
where did you get that picture of me

>>935815680
J-Tard prays for a cock like this instead of that septic crooked tumor he's been cursed with.

don't mention the phimosis

>>935815792
I am queen of the DILFs, and you will respect my glorious, unique member.

>>935815750
I'm a premie for Millie. Just a glance at her tight abs and I'm spilling all over the place @.@

>>935807243 (OP)

https://youtu.be/_AgZoEV5IoU

>>935816002
What about her face?

>>935816048
It's like she was designed for gooning

>>935816160
Bimbo lips just look so fucking good on her. But really, what's not to love? Perfect lips, perky tits, seductive pits, and tight abs. She is peak semen extractor.

>>935815939

I have returned until my DILF kingdom is rebuilt. Until then, you may grovel at my necrotic feet.

Sabrina was designed for cleaning chimneys in Victorian London but there was a wrinkle in time.

>>935816221
ya almost got through that sentence without exposin yourself as a faggot

Anyone w disc that is also into big tits?

>>935816249
Breasticles

>>935815750
>>935815854
>>935815939
>>935816160
Keep posting niggas

>>935816395
I mean yeah probably

>>935816395
yea add me earls.sleek

>>935816506
randomvalentine if you want to help

>>935816395
silentinterpreter1488

>>935816575
Doesnt work

>>935816680
oh my bad try again

BEADY SHITS IN THE WASTEBASKET

>>935816563
People who wear shit like that sincerely believe Donald Trump can relate to the working class and actually cares about them.

>>935816798
Fucking grim

>>935816529
Pumping for Tay

>>935817010
L
O
S
E
R

>>935817010
Seen better looking crackheads under bridges. Grim

>>935817130
Why do you hang out with crackheads under bridges? Oh, right. Side hustle. Gluck gluck gluck.

>>935817300
Yep, meet your dad there a lot

>>935817352
I'm sure you do. Word around town is you're the best suck job in the tri-state area. They call you Homeless Hoover the Bagless Wonder.

>>935817447
No, you’ve got it wrong, I pay your dad to blow me. He’s pretty average but who am I telling?! It runs in the family, eh kid?

>>935816221
Exactly fucking right. I cum to her constantly, for so many nasty ideas made just for Millie

>>935817569
Pay with what? Is EBT transferrable now? Naw, you're a walking gloryhole with the rougher padding than the truck stop where you dad knocked your teeth out and taught you the trade.

>>935817569
cringe

The dilf threads have made him obsessed with dads raping their kids

Pardon my typos. I was typing with one hand and gripping your dad's wig with the other. He says hi. Well, actually he says "gwuh gwuck gwuck" but I got the gist of it.

>>935817786
>>935817870
Jesus, you okay bro?

thanks jacob

Happy father's day to all the fatherless sluts!

>>935817747

>>935818344
I do wonder what happened to Troy. I hope he's ok.

>>935817855
wtf is this real

>>935818466
fuck off forever

>>935818466
I expect he's in his lane, comfy and moisturised

>>935818515
we both know I won't so will you give up?

>>935818559
one would hope so
I hope the same goes for you

>>935818566
>>935818586
no, kill yourself, also that fat shit posted earlier this morning, he's fine, now fuck off

>>935818862
what have I done to make you so angry?

>>935818586
all's well here, hope all's well with you

>>935819008
not looking forward to work tomorrow
other than that everything is alright

>>935819158
forgot pic

>>935817622
Is that even the same woman?

>>935817936
I'm doing great, especially knowing you had to resort to "you ok" because you're corny.

>>935817622
Plastic surgery and makeup.

Sir youre agitating the peoples

TITZ RULE

>>935819617
Wet Sel

>>935819626
>Sir youre agitating the peoples
will be using this in future

BD SUX

>>935819856
Is this real?

Corlys big perfect penis

>>935820433
Fuck him

>>935820650
I want to

>>935820433
this

>>935820058
Sir your intentions are indicative of an escalation of the situation. We stand within legal bounds, fully justified to pacify the situation at hand.

At least my penis is too small to be covered in sores

>>935810714

>>935821447
Talk to a therapist

>>935821523
How long did you spend on this, J-Tard?

>>935821590
The DILF threads cried out for my yearned presence

>>935821313
JFC

>>935821313
J-Tard's Fungal Cock

>>935812258

>>935815585
>Spillie
This is not a clever name. No one wants to think about you cumming. Shut the fuck up.

>>935821862
I do

>>935821736
the stains are so disgusting

>>935816002
Why do you need to tell a bunch of dudes about you jerking off?

>>935821926
I'm so fucking alone

>>935821799

say the line, bart!

>>935816798
Since when does Theo Von get all dressed up

I didn't phimo it.

>>935821590
less than a few minutes

>>935817300
>>935817447
>>935817569
None of this is funny, you keyboard comedians.

>>935822082
Talk to a therapist

>>935822082
Fucking hell you're a loser.

frrrrrrrrt

>>935822082
why are you so in love with him?

>>935821899
>I do
Then just be gay and go suck penis. Why are you using a female as a buffer?

these are the faggiest threads on /b/

>>935821982

>>935822401
they could be so lovely - if not for one person

>>935822401
yes

>>935821736
needs

>>935822126
I can't even imagine the sort of corny shit you find funny.

FUCK SEVERIN

>>935823059
not a celeb

>>935822990
Good one

>>935823218
As opposed to the acerbic, rapier wit you've displayed thus far. (I'll give you a moment to Google "acerbic" and "rapier" with your fat fingers. May I recommend a stylus for more precision, ham mits?)

>>935823195

>>935823337
>mits
how Victorian

>>935823337
Are you gay?
You sound super gay.

>>935823069
oh, this is an awful thread and i'm not going to read it

hey northy do you like french onion dip

>>935823692

Hey choli its northy

>>935823337
What do you suppose "acerbic" and "rapier" are, words too big to understand? LOL I speak English too. Not a fat guy either. What exactly are you trying to prove, tough guy? Coming out with the bazookas because I didn't find your back and forty funny?

>>935823816
stop asking me this

>>935823337
Hilarious as this back and forth is, we both know you're punching below your weight. The poor thing is intellectually disabled. This is beneath you.

Hey northy its troy

>>935824202
Hey

>>935824396
dat grip

get a job northy

>>935816798
>>935817010
She'll totally pull an Ellen Page within 2 years.

>>935824501
She had nice tits. Now they're gone. At least she was used to for a troll GET that one time.

>>935824418

>>935824657
>>935824726

>>935824772
You're worse than jfag. Why are you both obsessed with this mentally unhinged hobo?

>>935824772
Northy's ass and beadys eyes. based

>>935824657
>sucking on straw
>Head Pro

Any good celebs?

kiki seems like the sort of girl who spits, but is at least nice enough to spit it back onto your wiener and give you a few post-nut sensitivity strokes

>>935825244
define good, amigo

>>935825245

>>935825289
If it's beady asking, he means washed-up Nickelodeon actresses, used-up plastic Z-listers, and no-name Instagram models.

>>935825336
So Bella Thorne?

WE MUST PROTECT ALLISON AT ALL COSTS

We don't have a defense force big enough to protect that glorious fat Samoan. God bless Israel.

>>935825245
post nut licks are better

And God Bless Trump for persuading Netanyahu not to go ahead and assassinate Khamenei yesterday.

I enjoy not being involved in a nuclear apocalypse.

>>935824185
That "no, your mom" back and forth that I criticized was funny and intelligent sounding to you? You can't be serious.

HE'S PISSED

>>935825679
I'm in a celeb thread with multiple pedophiles, a hebephile with untreated schizophrenia, multiple "mommy" and "foot fag" posters and no doubt other fucked up anons.

I have a low bar.

>>935825245
Kiki was a child actress so Hollywood's trained her well

>>935825679
no u

>>935825332
uh oh did i say that out loud?

>>935825507
>>935825549
i went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

>>935825580
ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵇᵒᵗʰ ᵉnᵈˢ
i mean yes

>>935825777
>i went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

*Pats head and rubs big ol' belly*

>>935825813
>the song that plays as i waddle back to my table with all the steam trays

https://youtu.be/6EWKovJ3WKE

Allison's anus cheers

>>935826027
based af

>>935826011
You're a good anon Mr. Samoan.

>>935826027
>cheers
'cause everyone there knows your name?

>>935826065
ᓚᘏᗢ

>>935826126
That's the third time this month you've showed me your pussy cat. Naughty Samoan.

>>935826191
that gif is adorable but i'm a bit perturbed with you now 'cause it made me giggle in a less than masculine way

>>935826254
And just like that I'm instantly erect

>>935826306
It can be our secret. Nobody will know about it. Even as we speak the thread is being memory holed.

-
I'm from the future. Even this adorable Samoan >>935826306 can't save the next thread.

>>935826383
That's not anya

>>935826400
Some of us remember the horror that ended the thread in the time preceding Anya anon and his particular flavor of autism.

>>935826466
some of us don't want to remember

>>935826537
You speak for all of us "anon".

in the year 2525
if cel threads are still alive...

>>935826647
Proof that something decent came out Nebraska one time.

>>935826698
>one time
Deliberate word play considering they're the ultimate example of a one hit wonder or..?

>>935826827
You get what you give anon.

allison comfy nu

>>935827010
They start comfy but they never end comfy. We all know who is going to ruin the next thread.

>>935827087

>>935816395
johnclover

>>935822149
cryin' over beady, very very sad

>>935814080
I want to impregnate her.