Thread 935827087

comfy (here goes nothin')

>>935827087 (OP)
>here goes nothin'
Ever the optimist despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Good luck with your thread you adorable Samoan.

>>935827122
not a celeb

>>935827114
Kill yourself redddit nigger

I for one am pleased it's an Allison thread, I suspected a Beady thread and delete manoeuvre

>>935827239
Nah

milk + oreos :DD

>>935827321
you are exactly like bd. You just want attention you stupid faggot. Both of you fall off the planet, please.

milkin' cookies

>>935827396
Shan't

>>935827114
godspeed friendly anon

>>935827370
ya ever put just a lil dab of peanut butter on one? <3

>>935827321
kill yourself dumb faggot

>>935827502
>>935827437

>>935827452
>ya ever put just a lil dab of peanut butter on one?
i hadn't even considered such a thing! is that how you eat your oreos?

>>935827527
sometimes, sometimes

but usually i twist off one of the cookie parts and use it to scrape the cream off the other cookie part, then nibble the cream off that, then i put one of the cookie parts in my mouth and smash it against the roof of my mouth with my tongue, then do the other one (^///^)

>>935827638
He wanted to know how you eat the oreo not how you eat the pussy.

peent budder

shit thread

>>935827638
>then i put one of the cookie parts in my mouth and smash it against the roof of my mouth with my tongue
hooooooooooooooooooly now this is based

>>935827638
Throw yourself into a dumpster.

>>935827741
He's the one decent anon left. Go fuck yourself.

>>935827672
>how you eat the pussy
i spell the word >>935827709 with my tongue

>>935827737
nabasedco

>>935827741
i don't wanna bother your mom at work

newfags eat shit and fuck off

was that too mean?
i feel like that was too mean

>>935827868
I honestly can't believe that came out of you

>>935827868
It was. Don't judge the woman by the thing that came out of her cunt.

>>935827847
shes hidin
>>935827868
not mean enuf

>>935827902
i'll take "things kiki's said at an oscars party for $500"

>>935827943
who said that again? oscar wilde?

>>935827950
it's s'posed to be a comfy thread so i gotta things roll off of me like 50 guys roll off that anon's mom every day (sorry, sorry, i'll stop)

>>935828130
I think it was Chaucer.

>mfw i miss a collectible in a game i won't be able to go back for until hours more into the game and i know i won't feel like it

>>935828202
i first met him atop a mountain near jerusalem praying to god and asking his forgiveness for the saracen blood spilt by his sword

List of the top 10 absolute worst posters

1. Choli

>>935828270
Is it for ye wolde have my queynte allone?

>>935827943
>>935828202
>>935828299
I hate you.

>>935828130
p. sure there's an amendment that says you can't own people that hard anymore

>>935828373
Promise me you'll never change.

Until next time dear Wife of Bath.

>>935828457
What kind of idiot puts that into the pool with the carpet still attached?

.....

I hate you now Choli.

>>935828523
he took the carpet off its just velcro

>>935828595
HE PUT IT INTO THE POOL BEFORE TAKING THE DAMN CARPET OFF.

WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THAT?.

Also Hana needs to eat less and I hate that these videos show up on my phone now when I open youtube.

>>935828656
>I hate that these videos show up on my phone now when I open youtube.
choli w hahah

>>935828446
depantsipation anyamation or something i dunno i was distracted by how extra gorgeous she is with her hair up

>>935828457
>dat pic
saved 'cause i'm pretty sure i can use it in the group chat at work

>>935828464
<3

Hungry comfy.

*Sigh*
Thread is now over.

>>935828809
love that for her
i haven't had a good churro in a fat minute

>>935828871
>comfy nipple

>>935828786
love that love that!

>>935828471
sexy BINCH
>>935828786
enjoy!

>>935828921
they look cold :(

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

>>935828925
NOTICE THE LACK OF GOD DAMN CARPET?

Man should have done that from the start.

I'm happy we had this conversation before the Maisie spamming faggot cunt arrived along with troy.

Bye now

>>935828925
I've seen this in gif form. The anime girl gets sliced up.

NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU
ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

>>935828979
Fat nigger

>>935828997
That gif is older than me.

NO ONE ELSE

NO ONE ELSE

>>935829032
bd

>>935828979
>>935829027
Anons have been saying you were here this morning claiming nobody jumped on 911.

Is there true you were saying this bullshit?

CAN SPEAK THE WORDS ON YOUR LIPS

>>935828992
>Man should have done that from the start.
I agree. Perhaps he planned on washing it or something so getting it wet didn't matter much.

troy I wish you'd talk to severin I'm really tired of hearing him cry about missing you every day

>>935829182
Not sure what a painfully overrated rapper has to do with anything but fine be that way.

>>935829063
It's troy.

>>935829099
He did say that this morning, I can confirm.

>>935829215
he's a fat idiot

Troy drinky

>>935829027
>>935829112
If you could shut up that’d be great. Virgin cunt

>>935829266
I'd say I'm shocked but that be lyin'

>>935829272
Yes. Yes he is.

>>935828925
:D
>>935828946
so pale >_<
>>935828957
she uses them to cut glass and do crime
>>935828959
precious
>>935829041
i love it when anons post her

allison I'm sorry troy happened to your thread

Fuck monke butt

>>935829352
She could use Allison's fashion sense.

>>935829413
Fat nigger

>>935829413
No troy that's not a monke butt it's a picture of a child.

>>935829403
it's ok i can't keep track of all these whacky characters

i'm just happy to see olivia <3

>>935829419
maybe but she looked suh-poib in that sheer burgundy number she wore to that wicked event

>>935829481
Troys weight loss inspiration?

>>935829563
That is also a picture of a child. Looks younger than 15 year old Sophia in this post >>935829413 but we'd have to go to the AI thread to find someone who is an expert on little boys.

>>935829352
skinty!

More like perfectly rotund.

>>935828979
I love Meika.

>>935829661
Thoughts and Prayers as you continue to recover from the effects of Long Covid.

meika gets me bricked up fr

>>935829719
Try a suppository. That should clear the blockage.

>>935829471
She's really toying with following Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo.

I could post a picture of a 1x1 transparent png and you would find a way to make it about that talentless mid cunt who sounds like a cat being raped when she sings.

>>935829078
I still think she's hot

>>935829745
no I mean my penis gets hard when looking at her

>>935829837
I see. Well OK then. Good luck with that.

All these Hollywood remakes and cash-ins and they still won't touch the gold:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVMQa39BAU

>>935829609
anyayayayaya

>>935829766
she needs to become friends with anya so they can be pale and hide in the snow together from predators

I love Meika. I asked her to be my gf. hopefully she will say yes. then I will be happy with her.

I woke up so hung over I wanted to die and then I had 3 shots and Now I'm fine.

>>935830357
Fat nigger

Neets and homeless
Round em up and kill them all
Fuckin parasites

>>935830438
Fat nigger

>>935830328
Wilford Brimley! ain't seen that nigga in a fornite

I'm not choli
-choli

>im not ugly y do girls laff at me
>ugly baldy

>>935830543
hey choli

>>935830349
wholesome

>>935830481
HEH

hey wait fornite should have a wilford brimley skin

>>935830660
Retarded faggot

>>935830692
Fat nigger

Hey guess what baldy you don't deserve attention because you treat other people like shit

HAHA

It's why you're poor and you don't have a home and you can't make money.
You're fucking stupid and dont fucking get shit got it?

>>935830752
>>935830776
>>935830782
Fat nigger

>>935830660
Holesome

is fatass so drunk he thinks allison is parker again?

>>935830798
Bald

>>935830798
Post something good and be fun retard

>>935830827
>>935830855
Fat nigger

Bd copies everyone and always has because hes a boring no energy lazy idiot

>>935830921
You weigh 390 pounds irl

IM RIDING MY BIKE AROUND DURRR FUCKIN HURRR WATCHING TOYY STORY

fucking boring asshole moron

OMW TO SUCK UP CORLY

>>935830914
No Dua no, resist the Bog possession

>>935830963
Fat nigger

>>935830855
who iss this

>>935830692
excuse me, but i am not ruhtahded

>>935830798
she should be legally required to always be showin' them legs

Ill cut my balls off if adam ever gets a job or stops leaching off other people
Just because you're related to someone doesn't mean you can just use them you fucking loser
You have to go out there and work and be an adult.
I know it's super duper scary for you because you're a loser manipualtive asshole but you need to go do it.

Lol

>>935831088
kys annoying fag

>>935831088
Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot. I don't fucking like you and I don't want you to post here.

>>935831109
Fat nigger

>>935831172
Stop copying other people. Get your own personality. It's not that hard you fucking retarded loser.

Express yourself in a genuine way. Stop being such a coward and learn how to actually express yourself

>>935831249
Fat nigger

>>935831273
fuck off

This world could use some new leaks.
Does anybody have nudes of Millie or Kiki?

Or Natalie Portman??

BEADY'S BUTT STINKS

>>935831262
Begone with your foul Scientology sex magick
More importantly stop turning up on my Spotify radio

>>935831358
Everybody's butt stinks, dummy.
Even Millie's.

>>935831358
All homeless people stink everywhere. They dont have proper homes or habits. They are disgusting.

why is troy like this

>>935831145
precisely

>>935831405
Nope lmao people who bathe and live in proper homes dont stink. Often they actually smell good because of things like lotion and soap

>>935831446
I think they go all the way up, but she wears those shorts underneath her skirts.

Projecting homeless ugly man LMAOO

>>935831509
Fat nigger

>>935831509
Didn't ask + don't care
Fat nigger

troy is just mad my mom gives me money every week and he has to steal his sisters crack money

mow all the beaners down in cali im so tired of this

>>935831641
Fat nigger

>>935831508
leaves a little mystery while showing us just enough to know she has nice, squishy thighs <3

Libshits in shambles

>>935831767
Fat nigger

>>935830660
>seeing Wilford Brimley TK Sabrina Carpenter
we live in a blessed future

>>935831736
With a nice pair of lips.

>>935831736
Baldy

>>935831792
Boobabetus

>>935831792
yeah we...we...jiggle...and bounce alright...

sorry, what?

>>935831793
(^///^) probably

>>935831804
goof

Troy is malding lmfao

UH OH, STINKY!

>>935831911
her rolling stone pics are adorable

>>935831952
Rolling Stone- for artists that fuck like rock stars.

CHOLI FUCKS

>>935832038
it's hard to picture may-z doing lewd things, but when i try all i can imagine is her riding cowgirl way too enthusiastically like she's got something to prove

I'm just trying to grill

>>935832060
only if its maya

>>935831474
Oh.
I dont do that, nor do I know what those things are.
Is that why my butt stinks?

Watching Ted Lasso on the tv crying every episode (I finished grilling hours ago my last post was some embellishment)

>>935831849
that's not from a movie, that's just how you need to go to the store in Argentina

>>935831040
My wife

BBC

>>935832270
yiss that energy right there

>>935833039
i actually lol'd

>>935833144
BALD

>>935833144
TPE (Tight Pussy Energy)

>>935833224
i bal'd

>>935833294
that petite enthusiasm :P

>>935833388
Annoyed when men nut too fast but perversely proud too.

>>935833447
blacked?

>>935833485
sounds like someone popped a bottle of warm champagne >_<

>>935833447
imagine if two little cartoon otters appeared on your shoulder every time you faced a moral crisis and just recommended you do the cutest possible thing

>>935833492
only if its maya

>>935833555
It's bubbling out...

>>935833492
cringe
>>935833555
>trips
that sounds delightful

choli + hanni + otters
<33

>>935833775
Hit your own head with a hammer you mentally ill annoying retard fucking ugly faggot.
You are proof that insane asylums have so much value.
You spend your entire life doing nothing but annoying other people. You cannot fucking do anything because your brain doesn't work.

DAHH MMM POSTERS ARE SELFISH YOU ARE ALL SELFISH DUHHH I CANT MANAGE A JOB OR FRIENDS OR DO FUCKING ANYTHING BUT YOUUUU ARE THE PROBLEM

Imagine being a fucking stupid.
Fucking worthless retard.

troink

>>935833819
>>935833876
Fat nigger

THE THREADS ARE GOOD AND THRIVING BUT IT IS NOT ABOUT MEEE AND MT STINKKK DUHHHH YOU ALL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME.

MY PERSONALITY IS TRASH AND YOU ALL HAVE TO PAY FOR ITT

Fucking stupid worthless person.

>>935833957
You are 5'8" and weigh 390 pounds.

>>935833978
Do the only thing you're good for and make the new thread you fucking worthless asshole.

>>935834006
Malding lmao

reminder troy is literally ginger

I can make a nu thread in one hundred and twenty seconds