From a purely objective standpoint, which one of my son’s Latino friends is more attractive? No homo.

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>>935833729
Why?

>>935833415 (OP)
I want to be ICE conducting an invasive strip search on both of them, just making sure they aren't hiding cocaine up their ass

>>935833415 (OP)
Right

>>935834382
They are both educated future lawyers. For you to assume that they have cocaine in their asses is quite frankly racist.

>>935834529
Why?

>>935834678
I don't actually believe that, I just want an excuse to make them strip

>>935833415 (OP)
You need to ask women that. And even then there is no such thing as "objectively" attractive. Neither of these dude do anything for women who prefer huskier men. They do nothing for women who prefer "street" or "gangster" men. They do nothing for women who prefer professional businessmen. There is no "one size fits all" so the entire premise of your question makes zero sense.

>>935834719
That’s racist!

>>935834828
just answer the fucking question faggot

>>935834828
>>935833415 (OP)
To expand further, what end point are you seeking to uncover? The "silver bullet" of attracting women or something? By asking men who aren't in women's minds? And who largely don't know what women want?

>>935834880
If you weren't such a thick-skulled dumbass you'd realize that there isn't a fucking answer to your stupid ass question. But fuck me for trying to help you out.

>>935834844
the most racist thing here is that we don't have any nudes of them yet

>>935834931
answer the damn question i ain’t reading allat

>>935834943
These sweet, sophisticated boys aren’t sluts, anon.

>>935834974
Fuck yourself, faggot.

>>935834943
AI can fix that

>>935835050
do you know of any good AI's that can generate a penis that doesn't look fucked up?

>>935834999
Answer the question, faggot.

>>935835213
>faggot
>is beating off to which guy other men find attractive
kys

what is with your obsession with frat guys?

>>935835275
not true

>>935835319
It's called being a faggot
>>935835321
concerning yourself with how attractive men are...is faggotry, faggot.

>>935835319
My son’s friends were just having a friendly debate, that’s all.

>>935835347
men debating with other men about who is sexier. Sounds like fag shit to me

>>935835347
>omg bro. I'm so much sexier than you are bro!
>nah you're not! I'm so much sexier than you bro, tee hee

>>935835408
>>935835371
Shut up, that’s not how it went.

>>935835439
Yeah. You've just got an entire fucking collection of MEN's social media pics at your disposal because you're totally *NOT* a flaming faggot. Yeah...

>>935835476
It is incredibly normal for a dad to have pictures of his son’s friends.

>>935835624
do you have pics of your son and his friends taking a shower?

>>935835624
Did you proofread that sentence before you sent it? It's like you're *trying* to sound as gay as possible.

>>935835658
Shut up.
>>935835672
What’s the issue?

>>935835624
My own father doesn't have a single picture of me on his phone that he didn't take himself. And he's *never* had a singular picture of *any* of my friends, male or female. Ever. Not even my mom has that. You, sir, are a faggot.

>>935835743
show us the pics if you have them

>>935835743
You're so far off the path of normalcy that you can't even see what's wrong here. God I hope you're trolling.

>>935835743
dude probably wishes this gif had two sets of nuts in it instead of one lol

>>935833415 (OP)
This isn't a man's ass btw. Don't get your hopes up!

>>935835823
>>935835888
>>935835976
gross

>>935835776
Of the boys showering?
>>935835778
I would never have lewd pictures of them.

>>935836046
>Of the boys showering?
yes

>>935836035
Not as gross as OP who is a faggot
>>935836046
Nigger, you shouldn't have *any* pictures of them. and he looks particularly faggy in this one

>>935836046
No OP, she's not blowing a load.

OP would rather rate male sexiness than do this with a woman

This is what OP wants to do to his son's latino friends

Op, are you barfing yet?

>>935836061
>>935836064
I don’t have pictures of them showering, because I’m not a pervert!

>>935836251
No…

>>935836341
>Not a pervert
>I just have tons of pics of them shirtless on my phone for no reason whatsoever
>>935836370
>I totally don't wish I could switch places with my son so I could try to convince them to fuck me up the ass like gif related!!

>>935836370
>>935836341
Op wishes the latino boys would do this to him

>>935836412
Shirtless =/= lewd

>>935836503
Imagine trying to justify having massive amounts of pics of men because they're not lewd? Nigger, there are social threads every day of dudes beating off to non lewd pics of women. Kys.

If these were my son's friends I'd definitely by perving on them, I'd have hidden cams in the bedrooms and showers when they come over so I could see their cocks and asses, you need to do better

>>935836778
But that would make the boys victims…

>>935836900
Dumb faggot fell for it, lol. I knew it

>>935836900