>hanging out with this ghetto thick latina girl i met
>she asks if i want to hit a bong with her
>tell her that i dont know but i can hit my dong though
>proceed to punch myself in the cock as hard as i can while sitting next to her
>the shift in movement causes her bong to tip over and it spills out dirty water everywhere
>a fire also breaks out in her apartment from the sparks lighting the carpet
>i run away and we never speak again
why does nothing ever go right in my life
>she asks if i want to hit a bong with her
>tell her that i dont know but i can hit my dong though
>proceed to punch myself in the cock as hard as i can while sitting next to her
>the shift in movement causes her bong to tip over and it spills out dirty water everywhere
>a fire also breaks out in her apartment from the sparks lighting the carpet
>i run away and we never speak again
why does nothing ever go right in my life
