Thread 935841139 - /b/ [Archived: 981 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:46:15 AM No.935841139
what the actual fuck is this out of sync shite
what the actual fuck is this out of sync shite
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America, watched the troops parading in your 250 anniversary.

Not going to lie, that was fucking embarrassing, they couldn't march in unison. How the fuck can you say you have the strongest military when your ground forces can't fucking march correctly, this shows lack of discipline and a thirst to learn and adapt.

Putin must have been wanking away laughing heartily.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:55:03 AM No.935841434
>How the fuck can you say you have the strongest military when your ground forces can't fucking march correctly
marching is obsolete. we're well into the age of push-button warfare
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:17:28 AM No.935842314
>>935841434
If you think it is obsolete clearly shows the state of the US military.
Drilling is important, it instils control and a great group mentality, without it troops would stagnate.
If troops cant do that simple basic movement skill, they will be poor in battle 100%.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:18:16 AM No.935842346
Marching in unison is pointless and idiotic. It always has been.
Military parades are also pointless and idiotic as well as immature dick measuring contests between nations.
No civilized nation would care about either of those things. Change my mind.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:18:52 AM No.935842369
>>935842314
This.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:23:10 AM No.935842513
>>935842346
Imagine this scenario - you have 2 parades of 2 different nations. Both of equal value in troop size and armor.

1st parade has poor marching unison, a feeling of not caring.
2nd parade has accurate marching in unison, and good body posture and a pride of your forces.

Which one would you hate to go up against?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:26:03 AM No.935842598
>>935841139 (OP)
>Only troops that were dumb enough to admit they liked Trump were forced to go
>No one shows up
lmfao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:27:00 AM No.935842631
>>935842513
The one that spent time being the best at murder for 100 years, not dance choreography
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:32:15 AM No.935842783
>>935842631
Which would be the disciplined forces, because you can tell they haven't skimped on any training.

If troops can't do basic marching, then they were poorly trained in other areas. Do you think they spend time on a range to perfect their aiming? Very unlikely, while the disciplined forces 100% did.

The US is lucky the American army isn't needed anywhere, because if a war broke out and the US was a part of it... these are the people going to fight, the ones slouching and can't march correctly.

This is why the US relies on long range warfare.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:35:43 AM No.935842879
disable his hand
disable his hand
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>>935841434
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:47:16 AM No.935843227
>>935841139 (OP)
oh. poor little maga, so sad you didn't get your spectacle.

heres the thing, in the US, our military, IS NOT FOR FUCKING SHOW.
these men are trained to kill the bad guys, not prance around for trumps fucking amusement. when they have ceremonies its to honor, thank and pay tribute to OTHER SOLDIERS. not impress the fucking higher ups.
you just watched a nepo baby man child spend 50 mil of YOUR tax dollars to boost his ego. i hope it made him cry. and i hope you all realize you need to charge his ass the 50 mil for trying to use the army's celebration as his party for himself.

FUCK TRUMP.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:02:28 AM No.935843662
>>935842631
This.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:04:45 AM No.935843720
>>935843227
Hey asswipe, he was trying to boost the patriotism of the sheeple morons such as yourself. The parade was sponsored by Plantrir which lessened the taxpayer outlay. Nevertheless it was worth it Very cool parade. Lots of cool military vehicles on display and lots of great information about the Army and it's history. I enjoyed it.

Also they were told not to march so it wouldn't look like a goose stepping dictator parade. That was done in response to assholes such as yourself who were criticizing it for being what dictators do. So he lets them march and you bitch, he tells them to simply walk and you bitch. You're like a drunken nagging cunt wife who complains no matter what decision you make. There is no right answer for pieces of shit such as yourselves. Every single thing anyone does is wrong according to you pieces of trash. So fuck off dipshits I hope you get nuked you god damn assholes.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:11:54 AM No.935843928
>>935843227

What part of my post says I am American and a Conservative voter? You fully jumped in with both feet there, I am not American or a Trump voter.

What fucking planet are you on? Marches aren't a "show" there is a reason it exists and should be constantly worked on.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:14:34 AM No.935843998
the downs club
the downs club
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>>935843227
faggot are you incapable of reading, OPs first sentence said America - talking to America, and used the word "your" implying they are not American
retard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:27:50 AM No.935844393
Yeshh surs
Yeshh surs
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Pwivet Neal Wepotting surs, yeshh surs I wul teech sewdures ta marsh
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:35:26 AM No.935844599
Maybe the troops were mega unenthusiastic about marching for trump and phoned it in because heโ€™s an unlikable moron?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:51:33 AM No.935844959
>>935844393
aye aye capn
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:00:32 AM No.935845141
MAGA_pedo
MAGA_pedo
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>>935841139 (OP)
Every branch of the military (well except Space Force maybe?) has an honor guard. Servicemen and women who are trained to put on parades and shows and look damn good doing it. The fact that the army didn't send an honor guard and instead sent some normie soldiers in fatigues communicates something very relieving and important to the American people: the military isn't playing along with Trump's retarded bullshit, and they don't endorse this fascist regime using the military as a spectacle.

Less than 10,000 people attended this joke of a parade.
More than 12,000,000 attended "NO KINGS" protests.
12 million is about 3.5% of the population.
No regime has ever withstood 3.5% of the population peacefully demonstrating.
Tick tock, chuds.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:24:51 AM No.935845630
>>935843720
>There is no right answer for pieces of shit such as yourselves
There is. No military marches for the ego of a dictator. No dictators. But thanks for showing everyone how little you actually bother to understand anything. You rather call names and wish mass murder upon others. You're definitely the good guy.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:42:16 AM No.935846030
>>935845630
They can't even march 3 ft without turning around and having to walk back

Source: My mom is 69 and served for 3 years

P
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:45:32 AM No.935846104
>>935841139 (OP)
Eisenhower himself said such parades are unnecessary