>>935847150 (OP)
Look bro I never touched your aunt. She came onto me during happy hour at Chilli's and wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. She kept buying me drinks and when I got up she tried to throw one of the full cocktails at me and fell over. She started screaming rape and broke into shuddering sobs. She was bleeding a little from the cut glass. I felt sorry for her, but I had to go. I hope you understand
