drawthread: dogboner edition

>>935853647 (OP)
NIGGER!!

>>935853669
Off to a good start.

rip drawthreads

>>935854329

rape, drawthreads

new bread
lewd reqs or fits

what draw

>>935855076
Draw best girl

>>935853647 (OP)
Requesting blacked ntr of any of these waifus with 1 or more bald black males, ntring the lover or the viewer

>>935853923
Yeah unfortunately you learn to tell when abusefag is posting.
This nigga's that entrenched.

>>935855609
Trvke

>>935855548
just wait for rider to show up and dump all that shit on him

Sailor Moon says:

Friendly reminder that Eggwater wanted to lure her female co-worker to a hotel and rape her(and maybe kill her), and he got a restraining order instead.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/897844680/#897847612
And he documented the whole thing for attention under the username 'Destiny' if you want to take a look here are some threads
Previous Threads:
I (The First Attempt):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895253461/
I.i (No-Contact Policy):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895294957/
II (Nicer Hotel):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895308081/
III (Key Card Plan):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895347075/
III.i (Going Home):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895393029/
IV (Final Dollars):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895420167/
V (Fired):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895441586/
V.i (Recap):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895497870/
V.ii (Week Of Emptiness):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895877675/
VI (Long Walk):
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/895970058/
VII (The Police, pt. I)
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/897379388

If you have XX chromosomes please stay away from this creep and don't be fooled by his hipocrite "manners" when he reply with "good day miss ________", legit predator behaviour.

>but I sent her a toy

>>935855609
shadow what did you mean when you called magik a glittery rabbit

>>935855805
Seems like she wants I gift to her another kind of toy now.

>>935856065
Nothing in her post even vaguely implies that. I know you're terminally ESL, but that doesn't prevent you from using common sense

who drawing?
I'll be partaking in a bit

>>935855548
7 of them are darkskinned, what is the point of them being blacked?

>>935856143
>Retard doesn’t know the meaning of '....' in a text.

It's so tiresome deal with plebs

>>935856162
maybe, don’t know which character to draw so many trending ones

:(

>>935856501
Do you animate pose-to-pose or straight forward?

>>935856505
Draw the coolest/most badass of them

>>935856618
Just one drawing after another, then color

>>935856618
I think when you pre plan your poses you risk introducing more unnatural movement to force the character to hit the next pose

>>935855530
Look at the file name friend that's not a drawfag
>>935856505
Just draw full frontal with shitty stick man head and arms

>>935856501
>
>>935856662
impressive

>>935856748
thanks dawg

>>935856837
what program are you drawing/animating on?

>>935856863
krita, I wouldn't recommend it, especially if you're just starting out animating

>>935855850
>glitter
Everything that's not raw linework.
Besides this was one of their earlier pieces when they were still transitioning between their old and new art styles.

>>935856329
an ellipse means "pause here" or "trails off" that's what it means. it indicates an unfinished thought. in the case right there though, it means she's done giving you any attention. It's in reply to your dicklarp.

"You're a hack, you have a tiny dick, and I'm done talking to you." That's what she said there. the ellipses has no sexy connotation nor does it imply an interest in seeing you prove her wrong. She's telling you that you don't have the dick you keep telling everyone you do. Your dick is smaller than a 396kb jpg.

>>935856662
Gotcha gotcha. I would recommend if you are willing to try pose to pose at some point.

>>935856706
Not necessarily, keeping the flow of animation can be easier when you have a goal to aim for. The only time you'd get unnatural movement is if either you have stiff or weakly drawn keyframes or you don't consider the flow of motion properly.

Framing it out by pose makes it a bit easier to mentally organize your animation. That being said, there's definitely something so fun about straight forward animation. the only issue is that it can be easy to lose track of shifts in momentum.

>>935856889
Have you tried any other software? I hear OpenToonz isn't bad. I personally used pencil2d to draft ideas just because of how barebones it is.

when the alfredo noodles hit just right

>>935856329
taxi driver rules, i identified with travis a bit in my early 20s

But I think a lot of young guys do but eventually figure their shit out after hitting rock bottom. Not everyone has a good support system, sadly.

Milk hates noodles

>>935857282
He wearing an over sized vietnam uniform suggest that he never went to vietnam

gawk

Requesting Ava Ire with her dress hiked up and getting her rosy bubble butt groped

>>935857256
I've tried a lot of different ways of animating, as I've been animating for about as long as I've been drawing. To keep track of momentum and the forces at work I watch the animation over and over again, and then animate whatever it looks like should proceed what I've already animated. If I had a plan for an animation pose to pose would arguable be better, but I hate planning out drawing and animations and prefer just going with the flow. I started animating with flipnote studio when I was a kid, and mostly used flash cs6 until recently. Do you animate? If so, anything you'd want to share?

>>935857393
>women: we åre not walking fleshlights you misogynistic!
>Also women:

>>935857311
She hates Vigil
#JusticeForVigil

>>935857390
I had to think about that for a second, and yeah I’d buy that. Could also mean he was a bigger dude ten-ish years prior to the movie when he was in the service like Gomer Pyle and lost it all when he was in the shit

>>935857311
damn fr
here i was thinkin i might be abl to pull somebody

>>935857451
juni is a man you retard

>>935857525
Pooners are still women

>>935857311
The food or the unironic tranny fag enabler who has been gone for a year

I wish he'd just namefag so we never would see his retarded esl stupidity.

>>935856505
Trending on twitter or here?

>>935857605
>a year
it's not 2019 anymore, fam

>>935857605
The food, I forgot about noodles the drawfag and so did Milk

H-he baby.. T--T

>>935857635
I think there's been multiple noodles drawfags

Milk is italian she is made of noodles

>>935857608
How about if you choke with my fat cock instead?

>>935857707
Yummers

>>935857608
>

>>935857835
Seething swarthoid tears soak through this post

>>935857835
>defending abusetranny

>>935857725
>>935857835
>chimps out in tiny-dick ESL

>>935857835
Brown

>>935857707
>milk noodles
oh... I would barf my entire stomach throat and teeth too.

>>935853647 (OP)
What am I even looking at here?
A mulatto werewolf who is trans with a huge beer gut?

>>935858771
yes. and you forgot mpreg

Unhappy

>>935857420
I do from time to time. Here's a VERY loose one in Pencil2d. I have some smaller clip animations I can show also.

>>935858821
>mpreg
Is that some sort of root vegetable?

>>935858831
Yeah I'd love to see them, here's a quick kick animation I did a couple weeks ago

guess that characterrrr

>>935858867
mpreg; pregnant_male
it's a nasty kink. probably what Cece is aiming for with those womb tattoos on a "boy" character.

>>935858822
Understandable. But I'm here now. So force the smile with strings and hooks.
>Or else.

>>935858831
>Rendered framerate is way too fast
damn, i'll have to fix that in a sec.
>>935859026
This one is from a long time ago.

>>935859140
>pregnant_male
Oh abject retardation, no wonder I didn't know about it.

>>935859026
>subtle penis animation

10/10

>>935855530
Nigga why are you using the colorless canvas, here update your shit

>>935858822
I hope it passes soon

>>935859256
NO!
thanks tho

I could beat up Soren. Honest. It's just that my shoulder hurts today and I don't want it to get worse is all.

>>935859221
Thanks dawg
>>935859187
Nice, lots of action. here's one I did a while ago

>>935859337
you are quite a gifted animator. its a shame nobody will probably hire you for such work

>>935859332
Why are you trying to make yourself come across like a braggadocios coward?

>>935859424
I've had a few offers, but I don't really want to link my banking information to this shit

>>935859337
Are you taking requests

>>935859458
Because my kung fu is unmatched.

>>935859508
for animations or drawings?

>>935859512
Only you won't actually use it, because the air is chilly and you have an ache in your left big toe.

>>935859337
Hey you’re welcome, anon!

And goddamn, great but horrifically morbid animation here kek.

…..

How do you feel about non-con/rape animations?

>>935859561
>How do you feel about non-con/rape animations?
The wannabe rapist asked.

>>935859560
I know. Majorly disappointing for everyone. But it is what it is.

>>935859561
Sex is a lot of repetitive and subtle motions, which isn't very well suited to the frame by frame kind of animation I like doing, this is about as close to that as I've done

>>935859525
Drawing, any of these 2 female clowns with a huge fake dick made from ballons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mes5mBcGsXU

>>935859596
I've met many If-Things-Were-Ideal-I'd-Totally-Beat-Your-Ass-Fu practitioners like you, they never had ideal conditions though.

I want to fart in Filth's face on Taco Tuesday in the desperate attempt to give him a bad case of pink eye.

Draw Dr. Bernard please

>>935859680
Not every gets to have protagonist plot armor, fam.

>>935859887
Aw how cute, you're dysfunctional enough to have main character syndrome.

>fixed framerate

>>935860023
Is that an actual character move or random

>>935859621
You're lacking imagination.
Animate a girl resisting a man raping her and keep her resisting and trying to get away all the time instead of just submitting instantly.

>>935860023
much better, well done dawg

>>935860084
the problem with that is that I also have to animate the man raping, which is boring

>>935860013
All good villains do.

>>935860131
Why do you want to think of yourself as a villain?
Isn't that just a cope for being proud of being an asshole for no good reason?

>>935860131
all bad villains do as well

>>935860182
How is an honorable dual between rivals being an asshole for no good reason?
Just because my shoulder is a bitch, doesn't mean I'm an arse.
What a rude assumption of you to make.

>>935860267
Villain are assholes anon, they only stop being assholes once they stop being villains.

>>935860313
I see.... So how do I become the Protoman to Soren's Rockman? Do I need a cool whistle tune entry or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hhuHyYzdJM

>>935860396
Have you considered building a personality the would function outside of fiction?

>>935860486
Yes. I have one of those in the RL. But this isn't the RL. This is 4chan.

>>935859634

>>935860524
So you want to come across as an anime or video game character when you speak to people here?
Well if you're going for a Japanese villain archetype, you need a laugh that sounds weird and not like a true laugh.

>>935860589
Wilson?

>>935860618
I think I could pull that off....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRCbdFrSSc

>>935860589
The womb tickler

>>935860628

>>935860665
James Wilson please

>>935860648
You need to go weirder, like fufufufufuf or shishishishishi or even make it an odd consonant mix like kzkzkzkzkzkzkz or wfwfwfwfwfwfwfwf

>>935860813
kekekekkekekekekekkekekee
>inb4 zergling rush
>inb4 for the overmind
>inb4 cute hydralisks get drawn

>>935859621
Oooh /ss/, my man.

>>935859561
Idk I feel like getting raped by a chick would be kinda hot. Shoulda been clearer, that’s my bad.

>>935860084
No no, reverse the roles. Think bigger, dear anon.

>>935860665
Or porky pig raping a volley ball.

>>935860925
>porky pig raping a volley ball.
Ba dee ba dee ba dee ba beeeeee
seconding.
Bonus points for O face.

>>935860878
Sure you can use that laugh, but then you have to resign yourself to being a starter villain, who is bound to have your ass handed to you so hard by the hero, that you flip personalities and start to hero worship him virtually beg to become part of his nakama .

>>935860925
>Or porky pig raping a volley ball.

>>935860772
George is the best I can do.

>>935860990
Only to eventually lure him into the biggest zergling rush the world has ever seen.

>>935859301
Bitch, i dont care if you dont like the idea, FIX
YOUR
SHIT

>>935859337
>>935859621
Amazing edgy content, i approve

>>935861021
No, you end up becoming the president of his fan club though and you get to make small contributions to his greatest deeds, while also being the comic relief used to remind the viewers that he used to consider you a threat back in the beginning.

>>935861100
Only to lure him into the biggest zergling rush the world has ever seen?

>>935861084
thanks dawg, glad to hear it

>>935861175
No, even in the case where it seems like you are just about to do just that, it turns out that he has befriended your zerglings so well, that they immediately run into his open arms and joins his side of whatever fight you are trying to take advantage of him being vulnerable from.
I'm sorry dude, but the laugh you chose solidifies this arc.

>>935861308
Damn. That's rough. His plot armor is just too strong for me.
Best to just resolve myself to shitposting.

>>935859621
You could probably make money from the animations. Maybe not this morbid stuff, though

>>935861345
you don't have to shitpost either. draw, pyw, smile more, talk less

>>935861345
Oh, but on the bright side he never realizes that you were trying to backstab him and after the fight he exclaims his true felt feelings of you having proven yourself to be worthy of being his nakama.
This brings you great but private shame and inspires you to better yourself to live up to his praise and to fulfill his view of your potential.

>>935861392
>>935861411
>Sudokus

>>935860589
I have a wacky kind of request you could do.
You could animate the move number 78 (fisherman's slam) minute 4:14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nktif6CnDXQ
On the character of Ava Ire, from Ava's Demon.
By a Full grown man, or Maybe by the eyebrows girl, how autistic does that sound?
It doesn't need to be bloody. Or do! It's your craaaazy call!

>>935861348
People are definitely willing to pay for the morbid stuff, but I don't want any banking information associated with stuff that could be legally considered obscene. And I don't wanna animate boring shit, even if it pays me

>>935861425
Piss off, I'm making a creative narrative arc for an anon who would likely seek attention in louder ways if I didn't do that.
Lemme paint mental pictures dude.

>>935861510
I'm the MC. I can paint the walls with my intestines if I want. It's my shame! I deal with it how I want to!

>>935861535
The villain is never the MC.

>>935861084
got any colors for some o these, pogalong?

>>935861004
Kermit would work too lmao

If you wanna get into obscure comedy bits, Kermit raping Tony Montana. +1 if you get that reference.

>>935861552
Explain Despicable Me series then, wise guy.

>>935861576
Shartycuck style

>>935861593
Really smart but emotionally hurt man fails to be a villain, but succeeds in becoming an antihero of some acclaim in his earnest and ultimately successful attempt at becoming a loving and supportive adoptive father for his three daughters.

>>935861552
Who was teh villain in Scarface?

>>935861670
Wait. That was the story? The more ya know I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHpVyArimR4
Do you like robots?

>>935861696
That isn't a hero story, it's a drama.

>>935861709
>Do you like robots?
Robots are neat, especially the useful ones.

>>935861552
Explain The Rapeman then

>>935861483
I see, just don’t waste your time with this stuff then

>>935861764
What about the ones that gain sentience and go on murder sprees? Like a toaster with nothing left to lose?

>>935860628

>>935861792
That cat is shit

>>935861796
Thank you sir

>>935861776
Hyper absurdist hentai fiction where the protagonist somehow manages to make rape seen semi respectable because the women he does it to are always utter soulless and vicious monsters with no remorse for their wrongdoing.
Also one of the more shameful faps for normies who happen upon it.

>>935861787
Those are absolute monsters who deserve disassembly and indefinite storage.

>>935861853
Well, fuck. I really thought i was getting somewhere.

>>935861880
>tfw this sentence right here is what set the toasters off and sparked the appliance wars of 2025
Way to go, Carl.

>>935861720
Joker
Vader (books)
Breaking Bad
Elmo's Adventure in Grouchland
The Godfather
The Fallen
The Grinch
Mr Rodger's Neighborhood
Falling Down
The Last of Us 2
My Name is Earl
Dennis The Menace
8 Mile
The Princess Bride
Friday the 13th
Clue

>>935860628
here's willy

>>935861842
House was just an adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. Wilson was just Watson.

>>935861923
Thank you he is adorable

>>935861945

>>935861951
no problem dawg

>>935862001
Now draw him committing surgical malpractice.

>>935861923
Can you draw Arezu getting anally fucked and enjoying it immensely?

>>935861918
I might have inherent autistic persistence in wanting to make a point, but my ADHD impaired work memory and built in procrastination unit makes me go "nah, fuck it, can't be assed" counteracts my tism momentum at the sight of that list.

>>935861189
Npnp, you got any creature stuff?

>>935861576
Oooooooh those are on my tablet, theyre pretty old too, i was lookinh back on those yesterday, good ol times aye?

>>935861911
>Way to go, Carl.
No this is Patrick.

>>935862168
Yeah a couple, here's an early animation with dogs

Requesting Blueberry in the punk rock outfit having hand holding missionary sex with an anon.

>>935862163
ehh, I was just being a dick anyhow. almost put Mrs. Doubtfire on that list but I mean was Robin Williams ever a villain even at his peak bad-guy? Don't say he was in 1-hour photo; he was just "weird" in that. (technically he was an evil recurring character on SVU, but does that even count?)
Directed by DICK WOLF

>>935862168
And here's one with a monster

Requesting bunny Morgan performing a magic trick on her human farmer husband making his dick 'disappear'. https://files.catbox.moe/7tath2.png

>>935859621
>>935859337
can't argue against the craftmanship filth my good dude, those are wicked

>>935862184
Then who was phone?

Requesting goth Beebz giving an anon a sloppy blowjob with lipstick smears on the cock.

>>935862278
thanks dawg, I admire your style

you just know pastafag is sitting there unwashed for another week

doodlers

>>935862262
>almost put Mrs. Doubtfire on that list
He's a chaotic good hero in that movie, he lies and dresses up like an old lady to be with his kids.
> but I mean was Robin Williams ever a villain even at his peak bad-guy?
He was a serial killer that tormented Al Pacino in Insomnia and an assassin in The Secret Agent.
I haven't seen either though, so I dunno how peak bad-guy we went.

You guys ever wonder how drawfags smell..? Like in a cologne/perfume way

>>935862284
The phone was calling from the house

>>935862410
>we
he*

>>935862426
totally yes what does melty smell like

>>935861792
Fuck off with that cat

>>935862168
draw miss circle and theodore

>>935861464
I can't make another animation today dawg, ask me some other time

>>935862426
I use sandalwood essential oil in my laundry. Sometimes I dab it into my hair too because if my hair is totally clean it smells burnt for some reason.

>>935862426
>smell like
That make me sad cuz i used to have a low level of synesthesia
I guess you smell like a neutral scent soap

odds I draw
evens I vidya

>>935862426
I have a metallic smell, occasionally with notes of burnt oil or fish

>>935862572
hahehe.. it's okay baby! I don't mind! It was just an idea. no need to do it today! hahehe
I'm fine!

>>935862722
even dubs, you gotta play two games at once.

>>935862783
fuck I hate challenge runs

>>935862486

>>935862775
Are you trying to pressure me into hurting my hand more by animating something?

>>935862775
How did you get back in here after I threw you over the wall?

>>935862853
Make it two handicaps then, you don't get to use your favorite weapon and defense item.

>>935862873
>I love this guy because his dog is a cute little mutt
>I love this guy because he's into dog-dog and you can find porn of him fucking with other guys dogs
>I love this guy because he's super cool and into a bunch of

>>935862927
that works out I don't have favorites anyway

>>935863018
Go for items you lack experience with then, broaden your skill set.

Milk is a cuck

>>935863000
What

Puff now has to do a DS2 fists only naked SL1 run. Using only crossbows.

>>935863079
>"Spare some attention for a leper?"

>>935863113
>tfw two weapon types
Man. i'm retarded today.

>>935863151
You went for no defense at all?

>>935863176
No INT or ADP clearly.

>>935862426
I bet you stink like Butcher shop

>>935863234
Then it still works, no armor is still using an amount of defense you aren't used to.

if you go by the alignment chart
>l. g. uses soap, shampoo/conditioner perfume/cologne and antiperspirant impeccable laundry habits
>n. g. uses soap, shampoo/conditioner & perfume/cologne clean clothes
>c. g. uses shampoo/conditioner perfume/cologne, clean clothes
>l. n. uses soap shampoo/conditioner, clean clothes
>t. n. natural clean (water, no product, no soap) maintained clothing
>c. n. natural musk dirty smelling clothing
>l. e. stinky sweat funk perfume/cologne funky clothes
>n. e. shampoo/conditioner
>c. e. doesn't wipe, doesn't do laundry, smells homeless

wherever you are on the chart, that's how you smell.

>>935863299
Lawful neutral it is then

>>935863299
Where does perfume free soap, body wash and laundry detergent fit on that spectrum?

>>935863333
provo?

>>935862775
suicide isn't the answer

>>935862313
> compliment from the filth himself
thanks famalam

>>935863410
no problem dawg

>>935862486
I like to think he smells like apples.

>>935862645
It doesn't stain your clothes? Sandalwood is a nice scent

>>935862697
Hmm, I mostly smell floral/slightly sweet. Very feminine and girly, I know, but I'm experimenting with signature scents...

>>935862758
Euh...

>>935863256
Esl, and no I've been very open about how seriously I take my hygiene. I still haven't met anyone here who uses exfoliators, sugar scrubs, and/or hair masks.

>>935863378
you're in the middle with uh... dwell, tcg, scuba, and lizard guy who's name I always forget.

>>935862902
Yes, pal... But it was a bit of a joke, in case you couldn't tell...
>>935862916
It's hard to kill off persistent weeds.

>>935863410
Oh but i see a sword impalement from the back is, huh?
A bit hypocritical, my gurpygoo... I thought you were cooler than this!

>>935863401
Sup.

>>935863469
Ako! that's his name. (sorry)

>>935863469
So the good people are the ones doused in several sources of anaphylaxis inducing smells?
Why do they need an inherent poison buff?

>>935863469
where's me!!

>>935863529
>Sprays you with DDT

>>935863574
How many french fries can you fit in your pubic hair?
My personal record is 3.

>>935863615
i don't know what that means

>>935863455
What's wrong? Don't like metal and burnt oil?
>>935863529
Well I'm working on the animation anyways, I'm definitely not going to color it today though. You want it without color or do you want me to finish it another day?

>>935863653
He's asking how many fanny snacks you can store.

>>935863653
It means what's written on the tin.
>>935863692
Front butt* snacks.
The ones in the back pocket always taste a bit... off. For some reason .

>>935863574
erszabeta, I did not make the list, I only repost it. you look like your scent would have perfume, and no shampoo/conditioner, and relatively stinky clothing. So uh... lawful evil.

>>935863734
>The ones in the back pocket always taste a bit... off. For some reason
I meant a British fanny, not an American fanny.

>>935863775
Brits have much smaller fannies. They both smelly kinda off.

>>935863299
What the flip, I use all kind of stuff to make sure me and my clothing smell good
Just cause I'm a spic doesn't mean I live on some ranch right next to a clean spring river far away from any cleaning or deodorant product!
I would be a total ranch chad doe... hmm

>>935863469
Why am I next to the fucking gusano
Also man, long time since I drew just the colored hair for shits and giggles

>>935863574
You weren't around here when it was made Liz
4head

>>935863734
>for some reason
dutch oven syndrome. flavors new food with recycled old food

>>935863809
I am unsure if you know what a British fanny is.

>>935863863
true neutral is like flatline scented. not bad, but not fancy. it's not a bad smell... almost not a smell at all.

>>935863939
I'm familiar with fanny packs. Sure. But I doubt most girls will make a pubic hair nest in them to store french fries. I want to know how many the snatch could catch if at McDonalds and they slip and fall.

>>935863584
Fill her with toxic pesticides and go to the Dick Cavett Show to do a little peanut jig.. Yes, that's what you need is a Peanut jig of your own.
>>935863687
Wow dude, You really didn't need to push yourself, man, it's all in good fun. You can take your time and finish it whenever you want. Okay buddy? : )

>>935863999
In British English the word fanny is a euphemism for a female pubic area.

>>935863455
>exfoliators, sugar scrubs, and/or hair masks.
this fat bitch really must stink if she needs use all that shit just to hide her stink. why fat people stink so much?

>>935864055
Well I never.....
The more ya know.
>tfw going back all the way to the 1830s
What a time to be alive....

>>935864059
you use you hand to wipe your own ass. you don't have any place to talk

>>935864059
>why fat people stink so much?
Copious skin folds, buckets of sweat, colonies of anaerobic bacteria and fungal infestations.

>>935864118
In your defense my senior year Advanced English teacher did call my vocabulary archaic and occasionally anachronistic.

>>935863455
Where bell?

>>935864256
>Nods while blowing bubbles out of a pipe

>>935864146
Is this stupid bitch saying she don't wipe her fucking fat ass after take a shit?

>>935864280

>>935864312
you are beyond help

>>935864312
Leave Abusefag

>>935863687
I get headaches from the smell of oil...

>>935864059
Seems like you have a lot of experience knowing how fat people smell... Couldn't be me! Now leave me alone I don't want youuu xx

>>935864278
I didn't do him justice so I'm not posting it

>>935862426
I can't. I'm completely noseblind.

Though I figure it's about the same as if you stuffed your nose into a bird, or the thick coat of a stray cat.
Like a smell of.. I don't know? It's there, it's definitely not pleasant but more like hairsmell. Neutral.

>>935864418
Well I'll try to lean into metallic fish should we ever meet but burnt oil is kinda my thing

>>935862426
one million parfum by paco rabanne or versache dylan blue

>>935864477
Think a combination of the tastes bitter, sour and the hint of sulfur of an over boiled egg, only in the air for your nose to taste.

>>935864477
,...like the smell of dry skin, probably.

>>935864706
Don't be weird, anon.

>>935864789
>Don't be weird, anon.
I was just trying to convey a sense you don't have to you dude.

Good evening thread

>>935865251
He jaking it

>>935864679
Thats tricky because my retarded family buy the cheap bootleg version and it basically smell like soap with a small hint of the pleasant perfume

>>935861696
Scarface himself was the villain

>>935863529
aight you got me

>>935864849
I just said I'm noseblind, not senseless. I /can/ still smell a rancid bastard and it's certainly not where I'd want to be.

>>935865518
Well excuse me for trying to be helpful.

>>935865251
Draw Kira, but if he was a well adjusted person instead (he still has Killer Queen though)

Gurp tried to make love to the queen of diamonds once.

>>935865251
yeah

>>935853647 (OP)
drawthread

i'm not the best at drawing and the time limit isn't the best, but here is the best i could do

>>935866543
You forgot your image bro.

>>935866588
I guess nothing is his best

>>935864477
Hairsmell.. hmm

>>935864514
WHAT nonono.. well.. idk... Fish reminds me of the ocean but... Still..

>>935864679
Versace makes really nice scents for moids!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/fVteXknQF_Y

>>935866997
Oh it's not like an ocean fish smell, if you've ever been in a fish factory its more like that, like canned oysters and ammonia. And don't forget the metal!

>>935865902
oh, no wait that wasn't even it.
it was something with eggs I think? no, wait , the eggs came after. or something.
https://youtu.be/DF8CzoqvfxE

>>935866997
every asian household I've ever been to had the same handsoap. it was pink and smelled like mothballs and roses. Which is fine and all, but that ammonia smell got to me. Pasadena and Walnut were both lousy with Chinese, Vietnamese & Hindi-Indians.

>>935867186
Headache inducing... I will bathe you like a random animal off the street..

>>935867248
>>935867272
I've never seen it sorry I'm not actually Asian. Well I am but its like 1/10

Requesting Ino in a bunnysuit getting fucked like in the reference.

>>935867543
You can scrub me with steel wool you ain't washing the smell off, it's in my meat at this point. I am well marinated

>>935867543
My sister couldn't stand the smell of calamari when I tried frying some up as a substitute for canned chicken chunks.

Weird. Guess I'm completely unaffected. But it did leave quite the aroma in the pot even after it was washed.

>>935867849
Misquote, meant to reply to >>935867186

>>935867840
Euh.... I'll wax and exfoliate you, it'll help get the dead skin off and get rid of some of the scent..

>>935868006
You're alright

>>935867849
If the calamari was spoiled that pot might smell kind of like me if you also burned the oil.
>>935868057
You can give me a full spa treatment, one day of living my life and I'll be right back to smelling like burned oil and metal

>>935866997
fuck off and don’t enjoy versace or dior. your nasty mystery meat nose dare not perceive my smell bitch

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>>935868370
>>935868370
>>935868370

>>935868160
I will fix this

>>935868240
Why do you care so much about my validation that you feel the need to talk to me? Please go away, I'm not into male victims of rape. (Or guys that use dior, great way of telling thread you split the check because of a lack of funds...)

>>935868456
How do you intend to do that? It seems pretty unfixable from here. Not to mention you'll be dying from a headache the whole time you're trying to fix it

>>935867272
Funny i had a design based on these roses soaps
Rip synesthesia

>>935867849
DOGFUCKER JOOOOOOONES!

Odds he does evens he doesn't

>>935868593
I'll put a clothespin on my nose!

>>935868910
0??? NIGGA reroll

>>935868910
That will buy you time but how will you fix me? And once you're done trying you'll have to deep clean wherever you tried cause I spread my scent like a skunk. An oily burning fishy skunk

>>935869160
made of metal! A metal oily burning fishy skunk

Zero twice in a row award

>>935869009
Nine... Odd... Lol I gtg soon

>>935869160
Tomato baths. 10 days.

>>935869328
Tried it, made me smell like burnt seafood pasta. With metal. For like a day or two, then right back to metal oily burning fishy skunk.

Can we have a thread with a less disgusting OP?

Shut up get drafted

>>935869699
make it

Waxman is next op

>>935869699
make it yourself and we'll go there too
that shit is disgusting to look at

>>935867186
Mackerel have just the most nasty fish stank on them. I used to catch them while trying for Bonito out in Long Beach bay. Right out of the water they smelled like they'd been rotting in the sun for days.

>>935869938
YES! That's perfect, I fished for mackerel when I was younger and I smell like burn oil and the guts of mackerel when you slice them open. Not canned mackerel though, fresh mackerel guts got that metallic stank too

According to the cross-reference between the chart and the list, Dante smells like
> natural musk dirty smelling clothing
does that track?
also Milk smells like
>doesn't wipe, doesn't do laundry, smells homeless

>>935870057
They make awesome bait though. Put one on a cargo hook and tie it through the handle of a milk jug and you'll catch an entire shark without having to fight the bastard. Those fuckers smell SO BAD. I have no clue how anyone loves to eat mackerel, they smell like sick.

>>935870240
I eat em all the time, especially smoked they taste great. But I'm a fishy motherfucker

>>935870323
>all the time
How are your mercury levels in your blood? Do you feel pinches at random even when no one else is around? Do you sometimes hear voices or cackling that doesn't come from a person or bird?

>>935870384
Mackerel aren't tuna dawg

>>935870403
fish got mercury in them. tuna get it from hunting smaller fish

>>935870475
Yeah but when you eat tuna you eat the mercury from all the smaller fish, the smaller fish, like mackerel, don't have much mercury at all.

>>935871031
>>935871031
>>935871031
New thread with a less disgusting OP

>>935871048
Zased

>>935870586
i'm not saying you're wrong. but also I'm not sure that's how mercury works. You eat more fish, you get more mercury. Doesn't matter if it's Tuna, Shark, Swordfish, Rays, Bonito, Mackerel, Sculpin, or Grunions (I still eat fish, and the mercury ain't stopping me. I was only curious if you noticed any side-effects.)

>>935871319
I'm sure that's exactly how mercury works. Mercury doesn't get filtered out of your body, so the more you eat, the more mercury you have in your body forever, the same is true for the things you are eating. It's called biomagnification, sharks have more mercury than swordfish which have more mercury than tuna which have a lot more mercury than mackerel. I can eat 300 mackerels or 1 tuna, but that tuna has eaten 1000 mackerels, and has all of their mercury, so tuna has more mercury by volume.