Thread 935856656

g/fur - Monday meh af edition

First for woman

>>935856683
Were you just hanging on a hook, waiting for this?
You gay!

>>935856715
Neighhghhhhhgyhy
>>935856766
Mmm hoofs

>>935856804
ADMIT IT!!!!!
The fact that they're forced hoobs makes it hotter.

>>935856830
Everybody knows I like hoofboots you fucking newfag

Hi g/fur, hopefully I stay awake today

>>935856869
If you weren't you wouldn't be asking for my hoobs every now and then.
I mean you admitting hanging on a hook waiting for this thread because you managed to reply within the minute, even before I could post the next pic.
Dumb birb suchka kurwa.

>>935856886
Hi Mav.

>>935857004
Meh I'm at work so I have some spare time

>>935857004
Hi rampy, first cup of coffee drunk. I'm getting older ramp ;_; my twink death is near

>>935857089
Fat

>>935857071
NOOO not work, no more, shush borb, you! I got broken like a bottom today.
>spare time at work
To go take more tools out of the trailer?

>>935857089
Ughgh I have one or two strong coffees every day and it's like crack caffeine, I have to do a workout or go for a long and fast paced walk if I don't want to sit here all jittery. I get that you're not even 30? You still got spring in your step, depending on how you treat yourself things will start to become noticeable around age 35.
I like to think that by 40 you got a grip on your new body config and figured how to live with it so izz all cooool.
You wanna stay that cute you work out, simple body exercizes for twinks and femboys.
One of my fav online pornbois is a twink with a lil flubber and I'd totally chomp him out so don't worry too much about nuffn.

>>935857479
Bottom
Mmmm free tools

>>935857562
I was 2m under the earth.
Don't be a polack, driving around in beat up transporters and picking up the trash that people throw out on the curb,
always one eye on other transporters that are opened and contain free tools.
Yeye, I look for them myself, I know how you think!!! Zapzarap, 50 bucks easy for Makita.

>>935857479
I get headaches if I don't drink my coffee
It's not being overweight that is the issue it's body hair getting to much to handle ;_; dum bodyhair
I watch a gay and a straight couple on PH every once in a week, I get horny thinking about the romance between them

>>935857718
Old makitas aren't that expensive

gay

>>935858548
Not light skinned, whiter than white

>>935858623
like casper?

>>935858669
what is sun? talk to people? no way

>>935858715
wat

>>935858777
more of an understatement to my whiteness, I'm unhealthily white

dum bodyhare

>>935858805
i c

>>935858937
gay you are too attracted to cute males
I saw a orangutang explain how femboys are attractive, something in the lines of slightly strong femminine nature of the boys

>>935859093
>orangutang
who?

>>935857746
You also need to take some meds IIRC?
Oh yeh, handling body hair as a twinky/femboy-y bottom must be shit. But I guess it's just a matter of being used to caring about it,
involving it into the regular routine until it becomes part of the standard. And, c'mon, we're furries. I've seen bottom twinks with back hair that could choke a buffallo.
There were some videos a couple made, a daddy and his boy. In front of the fire on a fur, cuddling leading to fucking and such, I can't really watch those kinda vids anymore because my sex life is pretty much just anonymous hookups. One of those boys just might manage to make me commit soon, I'm starting to think about presents I can make for him.
I just wrote out a bunch of text about him and I could go on forever but eh, I kinda feel a whole lot of butterflies and that's more than I ever had in the past.

>>935857805
I really would not know.
I get massaged by a professional Thai woman tomorrow who's professionally Thai, it's 55 bucks for an hour so I guess wtf?!
If not then I depend on you to give me number of some Ygor Kowalski with big hairy arms to make my back right again.
Or I come to you and you can play horsey on my back all day until it settles.
Ye??

>>935856656 (OP)
Off to /mlp/ with you nigger.

>>935859255
Fiendship is magic!

eat with your frens

That's not hoobers
>>935859226
Hmm I know one therapeutist but she's rather small blond woman

>>935859172
some meme account doing AI voice overs with an orangutang like: ''ask orangutang for answers''

>>935859226
SSRI's
so many things I need to take care of being a bottom ;_; many more being a femboy
I am in the bath for 1-2 hours shaving ALL of my body hair, I'm so lazyy yet I crave to be more effeminate, my sex life is not here yet so horny. I want a relationship not hookups. sos so many problems
that cute being a strong guy for a boyo, I wish lmao.
send the text here if you are insecure about it let us review it

>>935859428
Ah I see
>>935859414
But they do be hung like one

>>935859476
You wish, I don't

>>935859611
big pp is gud

MEH AF

>>935859828
no u

>>935859756
I prefer other things
>>935859828
You always feels meh hun

>>935859414
I will put on latex hoobs and you will nyah ride me, ye?
You will put on my lip -O- sucction and lose some FAT. Because you FAT!
Look at you! FAT! How do you even fly? By having Rampy hold you up into the air and make you feel liek you're flying!

>>935859428
My problem is being a selfmedicater, I don't believe in the pharma sham but like I said it's a problem. They know a thing or two about a thing or two.
Then again the best therapist is within your own mind, one has to overcome the bullshit one gives oneself. One has to forgive oneself for things, then one can go on and live.
I'm a top and my boys like my masculinity, as do I, but it's not so easy for any one of us. I might be biased but I'd like to say that it's even harder for a top to keep up to par.
It's not just "not eating, light exercize and shaving".

>>935859828
Ugh such MEH!!!
What plagues my Derg today?

>>935859828
MEH?!
>>935859946
Booty? Smol pp? Handholding?!

>>935860057
Females
>>935860026
Wow hot

>>935860144
Fair

>>935860026
the usual

>>935859946
something I want to get rid off

>>935859864
NO YOU AF

>>935860057
YEH

>>935860217
Mmm boobs
>>935860297
Wow me too!

>>935860367
why you feeling meh

>>935860144
Horsey be here, don't be a stale denier.
Neiighghghh *brrrff*, *stomps ground*, *kicks air*
Suck my tiddies among other things!

>>935860297
If it wasn't like this, it wouldn't be like this.
And in that case we all would be a whole lot happier!

>>935860475
Father has great idea of going kayaking on holiday, it will be absolute shitfuck of people if he'll be stubborn enough to drag is too
>>935860525
You forgot*sharts* *kicks tree* but close enough

>>935860367
mm indeed

>>935860594
I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am?

>>935860594
how did he come to that idea?

>>935860525
at times I'm really just considering to just leave and dumb down and find somewhere else to just work a bit more mindless

>>935860937
You had complaints about this place ever since I can remeber, since I've been here which isn't too long......
Today I dug a big drainage ditch and fabiously furnished a hole for it, fucked my body up and it couldn't be any more simple but right now I'm sitting here, enjoying my spliffs and a lil wine. Listening to music, chilling out, got a BJ, looking forward to my tommorrow Thai massage and a relaxation I probably never felt.
Work for your body and mind. If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?!
Don't you fucking deserve better??
Fucking enjoy yourself and fuck the rest! Go rest yourself!

>>935860026
I have to take medication or I go completely insane
I am a schizophrenic I will say it again I am schizophrenic
bottom has to shave wash inside outside all of this stuff on a regular basis ;_; want to bottom forced to top also grgrgrgrggrgr

>>935860297
no u AF

>>935860904
Neighhhhhh
>>935860937
He didn't released fart and it went to the head

>>935860904
that's a big bulge

>>935861513
>>935860026 #
I have to take medication or I go completely insane
I am a schizophrenic I will say it again I am schizophrenic
bottom has to shave wash inside outside all of this stuff on a regular basis ;_; want to bottom forced to top also grgrgrgrggrgr

This is why nobody likes modern gays and gen z, you niggers somehow get offended that we dont care about your pronouns but I have to accept your schizo effective social backward nonsense...no, go kill yourself faggot.

>>935861750
what?

>>935861788
wait omg I didn't realize they were copypasting what you wrote holy shit
I hope you still got a giggle out of it

>>935862028
Wish I was so good looking bird

>>935862191
but you are
>

>>935861788
Btw I literally wasn't directing that at you I thought he was just spouting off so I copypasted the first two lines and then you were the other birb. But yeah naaah that looks like poor taste, not intended at all

>>935862214
Wow!

>>935861513
Schizo schmizo, you're just a young dude who needs to get his button pushed repeatedly to get restored to factory settings.
Bottoms have to clean but do you know about keeping an up-to-the-point exercize regime that involves texticle treatment, cock treatment and all the muscles that surround them, not to mention the forcefeeding of nourishments every day to get up to that point of being-well-up?
And then the task itself, the top is the one who has to come up with exciting new ways of fucking and he has to find the energy to do so, and to keep it up for the bottom.
All this pleasure involves harshness that very well borders masochism. I don't mind it tho.

>>935861534
Denying me as if you were to put a harness on me~ <3

>>935861668
Heyo, my Eddy-O!
*snap snap*
Have a bulge-y, YO!

Plapp
No further explanation necessary

>>935862637
My honest reaction:
I'll let the picture speak for itself

>>935862760
That's exactly why I'll never buy my shorts from a different source.
Maybe one or two times...
Juice? Wanna suck some juice?

>>935862939
Gimme them PECS

>>935862939
>Juice? Wanna suck some juice?
That wasn't meant to be vernacular for
>Jews, wanna sock some Jews?

>>935863126
Suck dem sensitive nipples and make me ughghhghghhhh

>>935863192
show tiddies :3c

>>935863326
pp

>>935863326
Old pic, am a lil fatter again now.
I was morbidly obese for a long time so shit be hangin a lil.

Only Dyant has seen this.

COME BACK, MY PUP!!!!!

See? Now I disgusted thw whole thread and it's kill.
~RAMP!

>>935863784
He's been missing for a while now.

Disgusting icky stinky

Time to throw ramp down the well

>>935864097
I was too busy fapfapping
Good gains bro!!!
Also you would be cute with chub so either way looking good!

>>935864318
Gay.

>>935864120
Not one single good fucking god damned day I don't think about him.
I refuse to forget him, I blame myself and it's this uncertainty about what happened that kills me.

>>935864151
Ramp, Ramp, Ramp your Rampy Ramply down the Ramp!!!
Rampy, Rampy, Rampy, Rampy
Rampy Rampy~
Ramp!!!!

>>935864318
Don't kid yourself, what you see there is not even the absolute bare minimum of what a male should be in any kinda times.
"Nice gains"
There's always gonna be someone way bigger and stronger than you, all you gotta do is be tougher, quicker and way meaner.
Burst that bitch kneecap!

>>935864952
Throw the rampy down the well!
So my g/fur can be free!
So my g/fur can be free!

>>935856656 (OP)
what are you planning on trying to hit in 48 hours and why are you starting it in 17 minutes instead of immediately after you wake up?

This guy fuckin sucks, WE WANT GEGN BACK

>>935865355
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>935865504
elfussy

>>935865083
You wanna be free, bean burrito fuck, go climb the wall and try your luck.
AIDS all the way up your POZ parents way of sucking donkey donuts.
Go skin a dog, wannabe shitskin.

>>935865184
Bah bah bah, fuck your mothas cunt of an ass, like your hillbilly thirteen chicks in a tree father of a dirty mothers fucker.
The Hills Have Eyes Motherfucker!
Go sound like you're choking on the dirt you live in, Paki shit cunt desert-like fuck.
Fuck a femboy right now, fat hairy slut. You won't.

>>935865682
I'll skin your dog and eat him pico de gallo

>>935865737
mmmh sopa de macaco ajajajajajjajjj
Suck it, guano fuck.

>>935865819
How about YOU SOCK ME

>>935865672
i was so happy the last time he escped and was able to post again

>>935865871
Go release more disease, beaner.

>>935865957
Shame he doesn't bossmanjack luck
>>935865959
I already am, senor

Beans and rice make for fat thighs.

>>935865355
Hot

Bubbah's bean burrito
This is how the cookie crumbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4

Hmmm

>>935866349
Hmmm. Hot

They who oppose me suck dick by choice, so go suck plenty you lil sluts!
I testosterone incarnate you into a wall and I'm not even gonna tell you what gud kinda slut you are.
You want a piece of me you better get u prrrettys early in the morning.

The early croc chomps the butt and there are people who depend on it.
Up at 3am, wannabe sluts.
Go suck butt!
You won't you fucking cocksucker motherfucker AaAaaAaAAAAAHHHH°!!!!!!

>>935859277
Dross knows what I like.

Cocksluts!

Wannabe fags!
Softserve anal scones.
You don't even know dick-treatment.
Frigid fucks!

>>935866491
*knows what everybody likes

Go have gay sex, touch ass already.
Talk your guff, smoke that kush, flip the bitch over and spank that tush!

Canal anality!

How unhorny can a person be??!!

Soft serve faggots.
Get fisted.

Welcome to Europe, wannabe faggots.

Give me my pup or else!
I want my pup back.
I hurt, Ramp sorry for offense, give my my want!
Forgive Rampy pls, I want my pup.
I want Dyant back. I just cry.

Forgive Rampy, he hurt and dumb.

More Hoobers!

No hoobs, crying now.

>>935868839
Rip

>>935868889
Pls don't abandon me 3=

>>935868961
Neigh

Loob the hoobs.

>>935869108
I come off like some absolute jerk here.
My shell is very hard, my core is so soft that once you get in you will never get out, even if you disappear from this world.
You could try all you want to get out, you won't. You will just result in more tears and apparently I still got enough of those to spare.
>"Neigh"
Now isn't that just fucking right and quite a kick in the head??

I really like you all and I hope you can forgive my ramplings.
You try to be me, see how you do!
Whatever bullshit I spout, I will never really mean bad unto any of you!!
If I didn't like you I wouldn't stay here. Whatever I say is friendly banter at worst, at best disregard it as Rampy idiocy.
Please, Snarf, Twithc!
It's just dumb banter from my side, decorating things as I like.

Who am I to come here and turn things upside down?
I'm just a weirdo, disregard and hate your Rampy or love him!

Here's me!

~RAMP!!!

>>935869860
Silly rampy nobody takes your shizo outburst seriously

he's no gegn

>>935870020
What a ugly fucker

I should go home or shit

both

borb not running yet

>>935870026
I just want this place to remain as nice as the way when I decided to be here.
And my personal factors and conditions should never factor into the degradation of it or its users.
Don't excuse me for being an absolute shithead, let me hear "it's OK" from the people I insulted.
Then I can start to believe that it's OK.
Until then I will give myself hell until whatever shitstain inside my body is finally redeemed.

Gotta love self-hatred! It's go-juice like no other.

im horny af but also want this what do?

>>935870991
Giving yourself hell isn't going to lead you towards anything that will turn into something that could be positive for yourself, especially not for whatever you've made yourself believe you're doing badly in these threads

home

>>935871996
Positivity is negativity is bare energy. One has his sources laid out for him ever since one became part of all of this crap.
Negative, positive, 0, 1, it's about the programming and some are just fucked up and there's nothign to pretend about it.
Some people are fucked the fuck up.

>>935871618
Become a twink.

Give me my pup back.

Dumb thread!
Bring pup!

>>935874474
You're not pup!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALk8nC5fSc

Good night and day to everyone.
I miss my pup.

>>935874861
nuh nuh
night rampy

Hoobs for boobs.

>>935875997
hoobs

>>935876033
For boobs.

>>935876208
2pid rabbit doent know what he wants

>>935876260
He wants gay black dicks.

>>935876208
i do leak like that

>>935876260
mmmm booba

Dely, the dog got shaved.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyzeth

>>935877577
mochi gonna be so fast without all that extra fluff

>>935878110
He lost 20% of his volume.

>>935878283
does he look like a poodle now

>>935878342
No, he looks like some kind if terrier with a fluffy tail.

>>935873627
>>935874393
I have your pup right here.

weewee peepee

>>935880265
yes

>>935880304
yaaaaaassss
hi sup :3

>>935880439
Eatan a big ol strip of bacon :D
And you?

>>935880505
like a singular bacoin?! is it extra thicc?
im bing chilling

>>935880665
it might be one slice
it might be two slices
it might be three
maybe more
but i had a craving for bacon so bacon time it is
and yes nice and thicc and juicy
>Connection error while posting.
did i get b& for b&conposting?

>>935880472
Is this from the '97 movie?

>>935880781
You mean this one?

>>935880752
send me pics of this so called bacon

>>935880958
it
in
my
belly

>>935880265
MEOW.

plapps

>>935881005
son of a BISCUIT!

>>935881143
gimme hot chocolate poudding

>>935881475
nibiibibibibi

>>935881502
wemkitten

>>935881590
would be hotter if gay (balls touch)

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>>935881556
whats popping?

>>935881621
big oof

>>935881915
wow that paw is floofy

>>935881915
dely beans!

>>935881941
bunnys are fluffy!!!

>>935881955
im not a jackalope! jackalopes are cucks...

>>935881490
All you get is a copy of Somic Unleashed covered in an autistic Somic fan's poo.

>>935882038
Cuck.

>>935882128
>Sonic
Stupid fat fingers.

>>935882128
dont call me that ill cum

https://4chan.org/bans
RIP
Others have finally realized 11 years later that it was a high score board they could turn into a game. Obviously no fun allowed though so they removed the linked posts function from the page today.

>>935881674
Watchin youtubes and mentally getting ready for big dumb move out of florida

>>935883377
that look like kenta art

>>935883423
Boy titties.

>>935883377
the femmiest boi

wher the fuck is leto

>>935882038
i didnt say you were :3

>>935882128
i think i have a copy of that

>>935882286
why you moving? where??

>>935883517
Found your high school yearbook photo

>>935883511
Eaten by Bunster.

>>935883904
i always knew that bunny was trouble

>>935883864
hueeeee

>>935884548
need

Goodnight.

>>935884576
Nighty night

>>935884570
mmm hoober gogurt

>>935884606
Now he just gotta squeeze the last bit outta the tube...

>>935884570
same

>>935884576
goodnight snarfy we luffs u

>>935884676
gay

>>935884835
if wanting cum in my mouth is gay then i am extremely gay
the more the better

don't mind me i'm just in a mood

why so error 500 today

nini fluffers i luffs u <333

>>935885342
because it's bed time

>>935862028
>>935862174
>>935862310
I fell asleep, so eepy lately. so memetic so yes very eepy

>>935862637
asdwapojadnodb why'd you describe bulge

connection error o.0

>>935856656 (OP)
*Hands out tinfoil*
*Drumroll*
*Yawns and sits down*

/v/ is like this every week

>>935889672
how many abs does the hoober have?

>>935889755
I couldn't know

>>935889755
Fat bitch

>>935879767
Mmmh GIMME!!

>>935887305
Hmmm I have a bulge condition.

>>935890049
You don't know much do you?

>>935890510
whoa where are the insults coming from?

>>935892251
Can't help you there

>>935892866
Hmm I'd like a peach

>>935894457
No
From me ofc
>>935894700
Mmm peches

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me. emyzeth

Ugly bitch

>>935856656 (OP)
you know what i don't like about working from home?
you have to get dressed

Get naked

wow thread

Pants are the work of the devil.

>>935896008
Hmmmm me thinks hard!

>>935900295
Wow dergy
>>935901029
Yes like bimbo

How is this still up?

>>935894457
HALP SOS

>>935902504
>>935902504
>>935902504

New and good

>>935902756
>>935902756
>>935902756

>>935873397
haha im way to fat for that

>>935902511
i have a friend on /vr/, he's a pretty cool guy