Thread 935864746

What a kick in the balls when my girlfriend told me about his partner being 9inches. We've been together for 2 months only but I am thinking about breaking it up.

>>935864746 (OP)
Giant cocks exist anon, you can’t run from that, and the more you do the smaller you’ll seem. If she’s happy with you what’s the problem?

>>935864746 (OP)
>Being this virgin coded
Big dicks =\= Universal good

>>935864746 (OP)
>girlfriend
>his partner
Nigga what

>>935868994
you'll make the right decision for you, you'll probably be much happier with a smaller one

>>935864746 (OP)
Oh no another promiscuous homosexual man, how surprising. No one saw this coming. I'm shocked. How could he do this to you? Oh no.

>>935864746 (OP)
Stop caring.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935870341
This. What the fuck are you talking about, OP? Your gf's partner?

>>935864746 (OP)
why is the board now full of so many larping cucks?

>>935864746 (OP)
>girlfriend
> his partner

Choose ONE

>>935864746 (OP)
90% of women can't even come close to handling 9inches. Ie hitting cervix. If you got 5-6 your fine bro. Learn to give her an orgasm she will love you. Unless she has more then a 5 body count. If so don't bother for a long term commit she won't stay with you.

>>935872401
Cute cat

>>935864746 (OP)
>girlfriend
>his

>>935864746 (OP)
>my girlfriend told me about his
Your GF a dude bro?
Damn. Maybe you can suck his balls off to help remedy the testicular pain.

>>935864746 (OP)
>OP
>having a girlfriend

>>935864746 (OP)
>my girlfriend
>his partner
Nigger what?

>>935864746 (OP)
What someone says =/= What they believe =/= What they want to tell you =/= What is actually the case

Look up girl inches. Unless she works in the trades or is a hairdreser, people don't know shit about what x inches looks like, or how (un)common something is
https://calcsd.info/

>>935881731
Lol why are men so obsessed with their size

>>935882034
>Lol why are faggots so obsessed with their size
Fixed that for ya

>>935882305
did you just call me a faggot? watch your mouth, buddy

>>935882486
My bad, nigger.

>>935882486
I'm not your buddy, friend

>>935882535
I'm not your friend, pal.

>>935882574
I'm not your pal, buddy

>>935882034
I dunno, you don't see those kind of things every day.

>>935876201
Either that or he’s straightening out her colon.

>>935882586
you fool! 'buddy' had already been used; you should've said 'companion' or 'comrade'

tell her about your ex-girlfriend's super tight pussy and big tits and greedy ass and porn star career, or start over with a new girl and just steer clear of that subject matter

>>935864746 (OP)
Be 8” dick
>at party fuck girl, get digits fuck dozen times or so over a few months
>years later meet her again but Introduction was as a friends GF
>they get engaged, at some random get together everyone drinking
>here “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?”
>Somehow it slipped that we hooked
Up and I had a “big-un”
>dude was foaming at the mouth, fucking aggro called her a whore
>tried to approach me, shoves me, throw a quick jab connects and follow it up
>he left their house in embarrassment with his mother
>I fucked her again that night
>their married with kids now
Maybe it’s a true story l, maybe not, who the fuck cares

>>935864746 (OP)
Just a tip, women have no fucking idea how big dicks are. If a guy has 6 inches and says it's 9, most women will believe him when they see it because pretty much every guy they've been with has exaggerated, they don't carry tape measures and if they do measure they do it wrong. Chances are he was only slightly above average and she just didn't question it.

>>935864746 (OP)
ask her how big she thinks you are

>>935882034
size matters and average is small. in my experience women just don't want to say this because it'll come off as slutty. but if you're well-endowed and hooking up it's an easy question to ask.