i have a massive cock

One of my hobbies is poop eating.

I'm the guy who makes all those frogtext images that everyone likes so much

I'm getting stalked by chinese incel. he's always spamming and harassing me with 4chan banners. he also pays white women to stalk me and harass me irl, at the grocery store etc

I post most threads here considered "spam"

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>>935865553 (OP)
I like to tie people up with rope.

I play guitar in the house band at my local bar and I am so fucking bored of doing it

>>935865553 (OP)
I have known how to play guitar for 23 years now

>>935865553 (OP)
my friends think I'm a pedo :(

I crawled in a cave once

I collect and repair old, rare and obscure synthesizers and samplers.

I had a wank today

I have a corn snake.

>>935871181
I bought a Roland D-50 that has physically broken keys in the middle. I bought it from a surviving family member of a man that was sick and having a bad time in life. I think he struck the keyboard out of frustration. How do I go about fixing these keys? I'm not sure what to purchase.

>>935865553 (OP)
I post my cat video here because it's the only way I can get views, also have a massive cock.

Anyway here's a video of my cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Fp8OTlCYU

>>935872068
what a cute cat anon

>>935872367
Thank you, brother.

I collect old videogames and I'm pretty thrifty about it. Been doing it for almost two decades.

>>935865553 (OP)
i'm the same person who made the post about my mom

>>935872619
Have you got Mario 3

>>935873439
I still have that game CIB from when I got it for Christmas or Birthday. I got it late so it was probably about 1990 when I got it. It's defiantly not the rare variant of SMB3. I also still have my copy of SMB2 CIB that I had my parents buy me on a vacation to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.

>>935865553 (OP)
i have gyno

>>935871824
Well first you're going to have to determine how many keys are broken and in what way. See if they're cracked, snapped, bent or whatever else. See if the springs or mounts are broken. See if any of the contacts or sensors are damaged.
Next you'll have to remove the key bed, which is going to be a fairly big project. You'll have to disassemble the D-50 at least partially for this. You should be able to find some tutorials that could help with repair on YouTube.
I think the D-50 uses a J-wire keybed but double check just to be sure. A bunch of Roland stuff uses SK-3710 style keys, I think they should be compatible here too.
You should be able to get replacement keys from Syntaur, eBay or Reverb. A lot of the time you'll have to buy them in octave packs. You can also try looking around in various synth repair forums like Gearslutz or vintagesynth.

Remove the broken keys (usually by releasing a spring and sliding them out), clean the keybed, install the new keys and test spring action. Voila.
If you want you can also clean the contacts and j-wires with rubbing alcohol and apply dielectric grease if the keys are stiff.
After you power it on you should test velocity and aftertouch sensitivity.

>>935873651
c-can i see??

I have a scar that looks like raw chicken.

I train wild squirrels.

I have unusually large hands for some reason. (no, my penis is just average)

>>935878236
why the fuck would you say that without posting a photo to the website where sharing photos is like the whole purpose. are you stupid. you dumb fucking troglodyte. into the chambers you go

I once ate an entire pound of fiber supplement in one sitting on a dare and had to go to the hospital as a result

>>935865553 (OP)
I was kicked out of the military twice before age 20.

I used to work at an upscale high dollar golf resort. During the 6 years I worked there I met several B and C list celebrities. Maury Povich, Adam West, Jimmie Johnson, just to name a few. As well as many PGA tour golfers, including Tiger Woods.

Maury was a grade A douchebag. Didn't even tip.
Adam West was an awesome old man who told dirty jokes and would talk your head off. Tipped me extra just for listening to him ramble on.

>>935865553 (OP)
i received dozens of handjobs from my little brother.

>>935881126
What'd you do to get chaptered?

>>935881821
>Air Force, 2007
Suicidal thoughts, ideation, civilian record of poor mental health (most of which was bogus, but my parents sent me to psych wards and therapists every chance they got)
>Army, 2008
Same thing, but this time a bit more direct. Happened in AIT, plus considered 'adjustment/personality disorder.'

I can never forgive myself.

>>935881987
Ahhhhh gotcha. Sorry to hear it, Anon. Do you wish you were still in? What MOS were you?

>>935881987
Also, >3rd ID deployment patch
She may have deployed with them, but dhe damn well never saw combat. Female drills are such a joke. Glad I didn't have any in my osut company.

>>935865553 (OP)
I post on 4chan.

>>935882206
Say the n word.

>>935881554
how little

>>935865553 (OP)
I can play 4x3 12 String Bass. You tune it like a normal bass but it has 3 strings per note tuned in octaves. So EeeAaaDggGgg. It sounds like a piano and harpsichord had a kid together.

>>935882101
Every other day, I do. I was going to be 14T.

>>935882153
Did anyone ever say the 3ID patch was 'broken TV?' I read about that in some veteran forums/pages.
>female drill sergeants
They get in your head though. I didn't have any female drills in the Army (Sill just before it went co-ed, so we were all men...for 10 weeks...men...), but I did in the Air Force. Even today, I can still hear their shrieks...

I have this buddy I’ve known for a bit. He’s a good guy but damn his mom is a real piece. Love going over just to see her. Got some creep shots can’t help it

>>935882289
I've made friends with a demon in the sewers.

>>935882461
I'm not moping the rain again, First Sergeant.

>>935882284
vocaroo that shit

I’ve killed 8 people over the course of 20 years, disposing of them in the mountains where they were surely eaten and the rest scattered. I chop off their right foot as a souvenir. I raped a few of the women, but it was never my goal. Why let cooling pussy go to waste?

>>935882262
about 1.5 years younger than me

>>935882289
That's actually pretty cool. Missiles are neat. Guy from my company is reclassing to a 14G. If I go to this stinger course that I'm trying to go to, and pass the tables for it, I could probably dual MOS that and my 11B I came in with

I hadn't heard it referred to as that before. At least not yet. But good thing you didn't have any female drills. Female TIs were probably awful though. They over compensate by being passive aggressive bitches. Such a pain in the ass

>>935882515
Lmaooo! Thankfully haven't had to do that, myself. My 1SG is pretty good. A "for the joes" kinda guy

>>935883516
Politics and all aside, I just wish I could actually *do it* this time; both of my parents are retired veterans. They never say it, but I know they're still pretty disappointed in me having separated twice. I guess there will be other ways I can 'give back.' Would be really cool if the Navy took me.
>not going to lie though, I'm not going anywhere near the Marines.

>>935883669
Understandable. The Marines are pretty nuts lol!

But don't feel too bad about it. You gave it a shot at least. I know how it feels to be worked by something, believing you could've done it better. Admittedly, that's why I waited to join. I ended up joining pretty late. Wouldn't have done well right out of high school though. And civvie life was sucking, so I figured, fuck it, we ball.

Maybe there's a way you can still join, if you haven't passed the cap yet. Or if not the military, some other cool law enforcement job like a game and wildlife warden. Idk.if you're able to get a waiver, the navy or coast guard may take you.

Could always try the French Foreign Legion as well. I tried for it, though left during pre-selection, as I didn't feel ready for that yet, either. It's one thing to talk about it, another thing to actually go there in person. But it was pretty neat, the time I did spend there. The pay isn't great, and neither are the benefits, but it is a hell of an adventure and bragging rights. They'll take men all the way up to 39 1/2

>>935875074
Thanks for the reply. The keys are snapped and loose, but they don't fall out if that makes any sense. The sensors still work I can make those keys activate if I'm careful and press them down into the position they would land if they weren't broken.
So I look for SK-3710 in a compatible octave pack? That helps. I really didn't know what to search for when it comes to parts.
I also have a Korg DW8000 that's perfect except for the key for the lowest note. It's no broke, but you can tell it's not exactly lined up and it has a certain grinding feel to it when it's depressed. I got a good deal on it and since the rest of it was perfect I didn't complain. Probably just needs taken apart. Something needs bent back into shape and lubricated.

I refuse to have sex with drunk or high females. I haven't been laid in years. I mean there is some kinda gotcha there isn't there? Like elezibeth hurley being the devil or something. I have never seen a chic as hot as that fawning over me unless I was just being a retard. Something must have changed their mind if they were under the influence of something. I don't think it's a double standard like I've been informed I'm a retard and I have to go to extremes to not be considred a retard. What kind of person fucks a retard? I mean, I can take you to a baseball game and give you a hand autographed curby pucket card or something. If my friend didn't give me the tickets it might not even be nose bleed seats, even though we don't really have nose blade seats here people form a human latter and climb down during rock concerts. It's kinda like when you like a girl and you're like hey I got some tickets and it turns out to be a music and you're like trying to avoid making gestures about killing yourself during it because you like being there with her..

>>935885025
Oh wait no the double standard, like it's okay for me to be a retard and date a hot chic, and if a hot chic has to do things to delude herself to date me it's a double standard.

>>935885080
Honestly I kind of agree with it. It's somewhat of a double standard. It don't make a lot of sense to me.

>>935865553 (OP)
I got my single engine VFR back in 1995.. I only flew 25 more flights after getting my license about a year and a half after getting it. Then one flight with an instructor back around 2007.. Still carry my licence but haven't had a valid medical since 2009.. I miss flying. No medical reasons, I'm certain I could pass one today as I have a CDL and valid medical there. Just can't afford it. Life just kept getting shitty and never really gave me the time and money to get back in the cockpit again.. I'm fairly certain I'll never be pilot in command ever again.. And honestly, my love for flying I guess sorta died. Just something I once did that became unobtanium, so I don't hurt myself by loving it anymore. Sort of more of numbness than a real pain when I miss it these days. It's to the point if I win the lottery, I'm not sure I'd fly even then.. A lot of fires died in me as 40 and 50 went by.. Year by year. Most of those fires dying I didn't even notice. Just figured it out later when an opportunity to do something I once never passed, just wasn't that motivating anymore. I love my wife, our young son.. I can still get motivated for them. But even that I've noticed is losing its voltage for me. I'd like to take my son flying at least once, but even that doesn't really motivate me.. The money and time just isn't there, probably never will be.. So why bother? I guess the empire won, and I lost my youth and soul. They'll get you too eventually if you don't tear it down. I'm too old and tired and hurt to care. Maybe my son will. You endure 52 years of this fucking clown world shit show and see if you do any better. Sorry. Guess I at least still have anger and bitterness.

>>935865553 (OP)
I have a strange hobby. I like to forage for wild plants and edible mushrooms. I'm always checking and trying to Id new plants to see what they are, what they are called, and how they can be used. I've identified a good number of plants that grow locally and regularly harvest them when they are in season. Most people either think my interest in local flora is weird, or just don't care. I really want to find a local group of foragers, but I think I might be the only person in my state who does it.

>>935885222
That's neat. I live in an area where honey ring mushrooms pop up pretty regularly. They grow in giant clusters but they rot pretty quickly. I cooked some up, but I wasn't impressed with their flavor. Not sure if it was just bad luck with the cluster I found or if that's just what honey ring's taste like.
I also had Giant Puffballs show up on my property once several years ago. And I mean the size of like basketballs. Those tasted good.

>>935885665
Never tried honey ring, but I'll murder a man for some good puffball. Just make sure you cut them in half first to check and make sure they are solid all the way through. There is a lookalike deathcap that looks like a puffball but is hollow with a stem in the middle, and eating one of those is not a good time.

>>935885783
I like to make memes to cope with my feelings

>>935865553 (OP)
i cosplay

>>935885783
Yea, I've eaten some normal puffballs that were about the size of a baseball. I cut them in half to look for anything that looked like a mushroom. Nope just solid white just like my giant ones. I think there are other giant species that only pop up once a couple generations. Giant Puffballs are rare enough and I'll probably never see them here again, but there's another species that showed up here around the mid 1950's that's never been seen before (18thcentury) or since. I was told they were like a giant meadow mushroom with a hint of pink in their flesh that the top of which would easily peel.

>>935865553 (OP)
i make weird noises while im asleep

>>935865553 (OP)
i'm getting stalked by incels for being a misogynist

i had a tooth knocked out because i told a rival gang where the product was hidden.

I gave up conjuring Columbiner ghosts and exchanged a bargain with the ghosts of Hammersmith Farm in the summer of 2023.

Donald Trump paid for my great grandmother's hospital visit in Atlantic City after she fell in a shower at one of his hotels back in the 1990s and I am so embarrassed to talk about it because I'm a transsexual and I can not reason with the gratuity that Trump paid to seniors in 1990s. It's almost as if he were a completely different person taken over by a reptilian. I have actually seen him in pictures with Rudy Giuliani in drag back in the 1990s. It makes me so upset and now I am becoming embarrassed.

This isn't very fun at all.

>>935865553 (OP)
Le Crapaud Gourmand
(The Gourmet Frog)

Dans l’ombre verte, un crapaud glisse,
Au festin étrange, il se délecte, malice.
Pas un insecte, ni une mouche frêle,
Mais un croissant chaud, sa friandise fidèle.

Il croque, il mâche, le beurre fond,
La pâte dorée danse sur son front.
Un festin royal dans la forêt,
Un crapaud gourmand qui sait s’arrêter.

Mais gare à toi, pain si croustillant,
Sous cette bouche, un gouffre dévorant.
Le festin d’un crapaud au goût si français,
Un banquet bizarre que personne n’oublierait.

I have a camera that ceased production in 1914, making it at least 111 years old. Other than the shutter being a little iffy, I could still shoot pictures with it.
It takes 4×5 and standard Kodak film holders still fit it.

>>935870148
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>>935883405
Lmao, we know

>>935865553 (OP)
i have the hiccups

>>935865553 (OP)
I tend to navigate spaces where clarity is expected but not required, adapting fluidly to frameworks that reward presence over precision. My decisions are typically informed by an evolving relationship with certainty, though I remain committed to outcomes that remain undefined by design.

>>935869183
Never cut what can be untied, anon.

>>935870148
If they still accept you, they are good friends

>>935865553 (OP)
i started shitting in the shower as a risky joke with myself and then it turned into a way of life
now i rarely shit into a toilet
shitting into a toilet just doesn't do it for me anymore

If you find yourself arguing with a real asshole here, using insane logic and jumping to absurd conclusions, find yourself high roaded and insulted then finally “no u,” you’re probably interacting with me. I’m Shayne, btw. I like bbc and HATE women.

I sleep on average a 5 hours a day

>>935886941
How nice are your tits ?

>>935865553 (OP)
I jerk it 7 times every day.

>>935892065
You've got some libido.

>>935890608
What happens if you are not home when you gotta take a dump? Like do you take a shower at your friend, work, or in some public bathroom? Or are you the type who can only shit at home?

>>935865553 (OP)
I sometimes eat an apple

>>935865553 (OP)
I am a skilled Ocelot juggler, and can keep three in the air at any one time