37 and i've never had a girlfriend, is teenage love really all that?

wtf does it matter to you. go get a gf. in 23 years you'll post "i'm 60 and never had a gf. is love in your 20s-30s all that?"

>>935870162 (OP)
it's the bees' knees

is that piper?

>>935870353
yup

>>935870162 (OP)
Yeah it's pretty great until it isn't. I wish I could go back and tell myself not to spend most of high school attached at the hip madly in love with one chick.

huge rockelle fan

>>935870162 (OP)
Nope. It's all Hollywood hype.

>>935870196
Absolutely do not get a gf unless you've taken 5 to 10 girls to bed first. Without paying them, without paying for them. If you can do that, then you have the necessary ability to walk away when a gf goes bad.

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>>935870985
>Absolutely do not get a gf unless you've taken 5 to 10 girls to bed first.
that would literally take 10 years of trying for most of us

>>935870162 (OP)
i doubt it, i think the many responsible adults to witch the children can get advice from makes it dramatically better, plus there is a massive amount of competition between girls to have happy strong boyfriends sooo on second thought ya better.

>>935871043
There are a million different resources out there to not only make what I said possible but to also make it possible before 10 years have passed.

>>935871516
some of us are fucking autistic anon

>>935871662
And Sean Stephenson was born with osteogenesis imperfecta and had to use a wheelchair.

>>935871662
That sounds like bullshit excuses. I'm autistic as shit and still have a woman that chokes on my cock

>>935871943
yeah and he was a millionaire

>>935872012
well how do you catch up when you're 32 and kissless?
gym is obvious

I wouldn't know bro.
I lost mine around 38 to a divorced obese woman. I liked her but he pussy was pretty loose. Had 3 kids.
Also i only had a couple mild Gfs in my teens

>>935872026
... yes?
I don't get your point, anon. Are you saying the cripple fairy dumped 10 tons worth of quarters under Sean Stephenson's pillow one night and only put 20 pesos under yours?

>>935872064
Well you've got to start somewhere, and at 32 is prime time because you're about to reach your prime in about 5 to 7 years.

a) Social skills are a skill. So any resources on how to improve would be a great start. You want to start people watching. Paying attention to how people behave, how it works for them, how it might work for you, what doesn't work for you, what you might want to steer clear from.

b) You want to dress in a way that shows that you give a shit about yourself. Sure, that can be things with collars, good belts, nice shoes. Or if you do hit the gym and start taking yourself, it can just be a t-shirt that shows your muscle definition underneath.
How can someone be expected to care about you when you don't care about yourself?

c) You want to get some girl friends, friends who are girls, who talk about popular shit so that you can get a better idea and a better feeling of what's going on. Not only that but by having girl friends other girls put the defenses down lower around you because you've been "chosen."

d) You want some friends. Like bros you can actually hand out with. Do things that keep you busy.

e) You want to get really damn good at something that other people can readily see and think is cool to see you do. Could be many things, but it's something you gotta choose for you.

f) If you can find a bro who is just an obvious fisherman. Like just hooks the girls like it were nothing? Befriend that guy, buy him a beer, talk to him, learn from him. Nothing I can type here can measure up to being in the presence of a legit Chad willing to help a Chad-in-training.


Lastly, take notes, have a journal. Keep it somewhere nobody can see. Digital is fine so long as it's password protected. Keep it easy to read and easy to sort through. Let's you go back, see what you were thinking, what was working, what wasn't working and gives you a better idea of if you're headed down the road you want to be on or if you've gone astray.

>>935870162 (OP)
Hey /b/ro, please do yourself a favour and don't listen to the other fags around here (only to yours truly)

Ye, obviously teenage love has its special brand of charm, but that doesn't make it better in any way than adult relationships. Heck, I think most adults that have managed to stay in a healthy relationship can vouch for that. It's a different type of connection, or better put, for me at least, it's more about the connection than the infatuation. Sure I still wanna ride my girl and feel us clicking like a bunch of teenagers but that doesn't count for shit if I don't feel I can trust her, talk to her about complicated stuff and generally count on her when push comes to shove.

TL;DR: Ye teenage love is pretty nice but it ain't the creme brulee of romantic relationships. Stop wallowing in self-pity and try to find someone you can connect with.

Oh and PS don't overthink it. I'm saying that as I seriously doubt you never had a chance to get into a romantic relationship by now...

>>935872512
>e) You want to get really damn good at something that other people can readily see and think is cool to see you do. Could be many things, but it's something you gotta choose for you.
any examples to get an idea? not sure what you mean

>>935870162 (OP)
Yes. All men want teenage girls throughout their entire life because teenage girls are most attractive. Society won't let you fuck them. It is better to jack off to teenage girls than it is to settle for older women.

>>935872716
That's a fair question.

So many things can fit the bill:
1. Becoming an awesome dirt biker
2. Super skilled artist
3. Hyper talented musician
4. Really good sleight of hand magic tricks
5. Perform really well in MMA or boxing matches
6. Sports car collector
7. Have a yacht
8. The owner of a reasonably successful business
9. Some sort of position of authority:
- cop
- camp counselor
- principal
- firefighter
- etc.

It can be so many things. It can cost a lot of money or it can be relatively cheap. It's best described as an "obvious measure of success." Emphasis on the "obvious" bit. Like if you created your very own OS from scratch? And it works? That is super fucking impressive even if it looks it was slapped together with duct tape and a prayer. Guess what? Most people aren't going to find that "obvious." They're going to wonder why you didn't just install Windows or get a Mac. The fact you'll have to stop and defend yourself to justify your homebrew OS is the big hint that it didn't land like you'd hope it did.

You need a thing that is *obvious.* A thing that is cool. A thing that someone can see you do, either physically or when they picture it in their heads they go, "Aww, shit man, wtf, how does he do that? How did he get to that point in life?"

>>935873358
Don't listen to him OP, install Arch Linux and spend your life learning to customize it. Hell of a chick magnet!

>>935873358
Come to think of it I probably should amend this:

So I brought up the homebrew OS as a "bad idea." It is and it isn't. It's a bad idea for most people. But if you meet people, especially girls, who happen to be in the know? That is going to win you so many more points with those people than any of the stuff I mentioned specifically.

The problem is though how many people are you going to run into who know what an "OS" even is? Let alone girls? That's why I emphasize the "obvious" part.

If there was ever a nugget of truth to the saying, "Just be yourself"? It's this: If "yourself" as you are is already extremely attractive to the person you're trying to hit up? Well then fantastic then. If you're the best D&D dungeonmaster around, got a YT channel with hundreds of thousands of views per video? You might be able to get yourself a D&D chick. D&D probably doesn't do much for the predominate majority of other girls though.

Meanwhile if you're a really damn good musician? Fuck dude, I've never met a girl or a guy who just flatly hated music. Y'know?

Food for thought.

>>935873358
>an awesome
>super skilled
>hyper talented
>really good tricks
>Perform really well
>Have a yacht

>>935871516
>>935870985
>>935873358
>>935873955
"do not get a gf unless you've taken 5 to 10 girls to bed first" is a retarded take no matter what
delusional

>>935874153
You don't need the entire list. You just need a thing.

>>935874247
Nope. Hookups exist. One-night stands exist. Plenty of stories across the internet of men having gfs for months and her not being "ready," plenty of stories across the internet of men in sexless marriages having gone without over 2 to up to 10 years straight.

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>>935870162 (OP)
Only one way to find out.
Go bang a teenager.

>>935876109
Based

>>935870162 (OP)
Teenage love is passionate but naive.

>>935879186
Teen puss is delicious

No, not even not having a partner would kill you

Teen love is really the only one that can be a "Forever" girl. Yall know each other as kids and grow into love as teens, get married right out of high school and set off unto the world a team. RIDE OR DIE.

Never have to fight with her.
Discuss disagreements and she trusts your choice.
Appreciative of your strengths and understands your flaws.

There really isn't anything quite like it. Just try to establish a relationship on principles like Communication, honesty and consistency. No topic is off limits for conversation and embarrassment is not possible because judgment is not coming. Your a team, you are one.

>bro just do this laundry list of shit in a vain attempt to not be genetic garbage

I am 36, a virgin, short, repulsive and ultimately dysgenic. I also live with my parents, and will never move out (I'd just be dramatically poorer than I am now). Girls can smell what a fucking loser I am immediately, and they have so little to offer me at this point in my shitty life. I can barely stand the company of anyone now at all.

I think it's important to point out that people really don't make friends in their 30s; that's literally teenager shit that no one has time for at a certain point.

>>935880574
>I can barely stand the company of anyone now at all.
That's what's fucking you in the ass. This world is all about connections, networking, and nepotism. Being a joy in peoples' lives is the fastest way for people to open doors for you.

>I think it's important to point out that people really don't make friends in their 30s;
It's harder than ever before considering the economic hardships people are facing and the proliferation of social media, but that is an aberration.

>that's literally teenager shit that no one has time for at a certain point.
No. That's what was stolen from us.

>>935880234
i never really had the chance at that
my first gf was actually somebody else's gf, and i couldn't talk her into leaving her bf
she stayed with him, but they broke up anyway after i moved away for college
got with a despicable bitch on the rebound
it was an educational experience, but i'm thankful i didn't do something stupid like marry her
i got with a girl my freshman year of college, and we were together for six years
i should have stayed with her, but i felt like i was missing out on oat sowing, so i broke up with her
later got married and divorced
i'm in my 40s now and haven't had a relationship for many years
i'm not sure i know how anymore, or how to have sex
it all feels very foreign to me now
all of the women in my age range who aren't married are that way because there's something terribly wrong with them
i'm not interested in older women, and younger women aren't interested in me
oh well, at least i have time for hobbies