Thread 935875163

s/fur op is a qweet edition

>>935875163 (OP)
fuck you

A queer tweet?
Sweet queer?

>>935875163 (OP)
Yes, thanks!

>>935875199
lmao

Yes, thanks.

>>935875163 (OP)
Thanks for bake based dely

it's scary to think about how many people are dumber than me
because I am fucking stupid

>think
Don't think

>>935875145
You have more shekel in your pocket than a foreskin cutter, you kike

jews in my sfur thread? it's more likely than you think

oi vey

>>935875371
They needs a bunker when irchuds bomb them

>>935875250
yw anon

>>935875199
where and when

oy vey*

I want to get drunk tonight

Dash! You should selfie every day and hyperlapse it so we can watch your transition. It's pretty neat

Lets blow up mune

>>935875488
I might
I have heard about that and thought about it, thanks for reminding me

>>935875530
I've only seen like 2 examples of it before but it was really cool to watch. Made me super jelly

And he’s slowy became rainbow dash

>>935875567
I've seen a couple, at least before and after, not daily

>>935875570
about time, huh?

>>935875619
Yeah, there's before and afters on le reddittard. It's really shocking how much can change sometimes. Can't wait to see how you turn out in a few years, probably gonna make me ultra jelly

>>935875697
maybe, we'll see
it's definitely worked out well for floofer and CM

>Dickus Disappearous
>Marvelous Mammary Milkyious
Dash is a girl now, who's getting her pregnant first?

>>935875769
This don’t work

line up, boys!

Dibs

First boomfox, now squallets

me next me next

>>935875793
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, The g/fur club's two blocks down
>>935856656
>>935856656
>>935856656

idk what to do tonight

>>935875870
Moar

>>935875903
Cum on your own face

nigga you gay

>>935875935
I can't remember the last time I did that
I'm probably too old and out of shape to be trying

>>935875896
Thanks, its less gay in their thread

I will never understand why gays participate in the straight thread if they want to be gay and gets triggered by straight stuff

Send all the gays to concentration camps

I will never understand why people get so upset at shit that doesn't matter

the gay ranch

They talking about boobs

We will make a ranch to send all the gays and call it Ram Ranch

You can tell it's American hours

Then have it purged every month by US Marines in Black Ford Raptor trucks
>>935876187
Nooooo really?

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile. emyriion

gug

>>935876452
paws!

>>935876683
yus

>>935876810
thats not really how it works, you say sir usually no matter what.

>>935876853
Wrong. The Marines definitely use "Ma'am".

We don't have ma'ams anymore.
This Trump's America now

>>935876882
I use dude and babe

>>935876853
Shut up

>>935877025
welcome to sfur newfren

damn I really pissed him off tonight
I'm too good at making enemies just by stating facts

Fug I'm bored, vidya ain't hitting tonight

Arrogance is a silent killer
Also they're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, for some reason
>>935877417
Play actual games

>>935877417
I feel that
I just took my meds because I'm already ready to sleep

>>935877436
listen, if people wanna learn I'm open to teaching, but I'd at least hope the person I'm arguing with is open minded enough to learn
the problem is that it's rarely the case I can change someone's mind because it's already been decided by them that they're right and I waste my time
if people were more open minded then we wouldn't keep having these arguments, but nobody wants to learn anymore, and now we've come full circle

I mean if someone can give me a good reason why I shouldn't transition then I'm open to hearing them out
please, change my mind, I'd love to be wrong about this so I can get on with my life

Can't wait for trans teachers explaining in schools that biologically there are male penises and feminine penises. And technician invent gender fluid plugs.

>>935878018
I don't know what sort of bizarro world you live in, but I regret to inform you we're still only 1% of the population, so you're probably not going to be coming across any trans teachers any time soon. See, I wouldn't be combative if you had any leg to stand on, and could just admit you don't understand it, but you can't do that. Instead it has to be a fight and back and forth when none of this shit matters to begin with, and you're obsessing over a topic and group of people that's 1% of the population.

That would be Europe

>>935878100
1% of the population is still a lot of people

>>935878198
no, it really isn't, nor is that number increasing in some way for you to panic
I mean for fucks' sake, at least illegal immigration is a legitimate reason to complain about a group of people in the US, but trans people? lol, lmao even

>>935878238
adorable :3

>>935878246
All this because you want to normalize posting trans and femboys furry porn in the straight thread.

>>935878238
Very nice

>>935878351
once again you're jumping to conclusions
I rarely ever do that, and if I do it's for shits and giggles
why do you care?
it's like being around junkies and surprised when someone tries to rob you
we're on fucking 4chan on /b/ full of spam bots and autists, but a drawn dick NOT on a man is where you draw the line
c'mon bruh

>>935878404
>Be obnoxious on purpose
>Complain when people tell you that you're obnoxious

>>935878499
brother, you're the one who's complaining, like this here >>935876810
I have no qualms with arguing about shit, and if anything I enjoy it because I'm always hoping that I can elucidate people on something I know something about

Flippy vs Dash in the octogon, who wins?

or hoping that I can learn something new
please, teach my something new
I love learning, I'm okay with being wrong because it meant I learned something
I've learned things arguing about this topic with others before

Why not a hexagon? A dodecahedron?

>>935878642
oh i saw some legendary tism about shapes, lemme find it

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyeql1pBjDM

Flippy, Dash, you have to fight in one of these.

>>935878744
you can join in too

>>935878770
I think I'd die
that shape looks dangerous!

>>935878770
Thats a big gon

>>935878606
Our brain cannot feel pain, that's why brain surgery patients aren't sedated during the operation.

deport illegal trans

>>935878942
>During an awake craniotomy, the patient is kept awake but sedated
you had one job

>>935878942
i have a migraine like 8bit

pretty sure one would feel pain if they were being medically scalped

>>935879061
condolences

>>935879061
sorry to hear that
hopefully it gets better soon

>>935879061
The pain doesn't actually comes from your brain but rather from something else external and around it

>>935879137
that's still not why they'd do it when they're awake
they do that so they know if they just accidentally gave them a fucking lobomomy

>lobomomy
damn it, I've got wolf mommies on the brain

yknow, I remember a Flippy that used to frequent a furry artist's streams.

can you have a headache if you have no brain?
soulache?

thank you, I'll be here all night!
I fucking love cocaine

Yes
>>935879196

We are having an intervention.

I'm kidding, it's just caffeine!

>>935879239
probably not
I'd have to ask a brainless creature
let's ask Flippy

>>935879272
now we're talking

You are weak, you are out of control, and you have become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

Savage

I know, I know
but at least I can be a smart ass and make my embarrassment funny

The one from MW2?

>>935879239
Technically yes since headache are caused by muscles in your scalp that tense and feels like the pain comes from the inside of the brain which is not the case, so even without it, the pain would still persist.

>>935879137
I'm sorry for being an ass, it's a bad habit
I cope with things by being funny and dumb

A lich can hallucinate pain. just can perceive it in the natural way.

also im having crazy connection errors

anyway, the flippy I remember was always crushing on the artist and she would lead him on.
she told me years later that mff that he was amish or something so she knew he was easy to mess with.

could be the same flippy.

also I can't post images.

also also bye

I was just annoyed because you did not offer coffee. Good girl.

NO!!11

oh, I didn't know you drank coffee
here you go :3

>>935879471
take care

hurray no images becasue something is wrong!

its like it hurts or something!

oops, I didn't even ask how you like it!

ima make a pizza'soupa'dilla, like i did last night.

>>935879560
I hope it's good

This is what happens when you hire Indians

god i love PENIS

Feels like an iced latte night.

>>935879589
GAY

wonderful, I remember that next time :)

>scrolling through my mostly gay porn
>perfect bunny pussy scrolls by
>scroll back and cant find

its gone, why is life so hawd

>>935879606
yea~

>>935875867
22 in in stock. As in, this fuck made 22 of the things. There ate at least 22 dead and gutted squirrels in this man's house.

Coff with hot chocolate is nice, the good shit none of that swiss miss, extra piss or nestle shit
>>935879659
Das what you get for being gae

>>935879589
same

>>935879659
See? That wouldn't had happened if you weren't gay

huh, it wouldn't let me post any images
weird

>>935879685
yes it is good
love me a mocha

Yeah its been happening for about 5 minutes or so
Fuckin jeets
>HM4PAT
I am lucky today
>>935879673
That's a lot of sqwallets

>>935879673
At those numbers I’d expect a few fuckable squirrel fleshlights too

I am ready to sleep

I sleep

>>935879734
Castle Kitchen is good stuff, reccomended it

getting a connection error. Site issues again?

>>935879873
seems like it
can't post images

Good

Pakistan isn't sending enough missiles sadly

only i can post images

Posting images is gay

only i am pure of gay

The real images are the friends we made along the way

meds got me eepy
good night s/frens <3

>>935879990
>>935880023
wasted no time

>>935880062
>>935879826
nini eepers

make food
gets gay

Am I gay for liking this stuff?

>>935880062
Nini
>>935880152
Gay food?

>>935880220
absolutely

>>935880233
considering is a chopped up slice of pizza and some tortilla-like soup in a quesadilla....

>>935880220
its more of like the modern definition of gay. not nessiccarily homosexual gay,

>>935880313
What's the modern definition of gay?

>>935880367
its a very flexible definition thats up to personal interpretation. some people akin it to douchbagginess. to being lame. some general level of undesirability.

i miss cunnilingus

>>935880460
That's not modern tho

>>935879899
same. probably has something to do with the toweles vs the long nose tribe

>>935880152
>he farted rainbow confetti

>>935880367
very happy
>>935880460
or this

>>935880499
yeah we know they talk in their own language.

>>935880749
Good thing I'm not happy

>>935880797
happy comes from within

Is this an "ironic" edition or a face value edition?

Once again, I find that I'm not the only person throwing the word Edition into the OP

>>935881141
im actually fruity

>>935881169

Most of us are on some level. (Nick is the least straight among us -- despite his claims to the contrary.) I was referring to the use of the word Edition in the OP. One poster seems to really, REALLY dislike when it's used.

all these flavors, and you choose to salty.

>>935881264
>One poster seems to really, REALLY dislike when it's used.
edition in op is as old as time

>>935881879
no ugh

>>935881897
the pool filter really put me out on top of double dog walk in wat felt like 90f weather.
i wanted to try and do one more damn act in PoE and get to maps, but I just cant. i hope i can find the willpower to do it eventually.

Should I buy my self a horse dildo??I want something big

>>935882018
buy one of them really big kitchen whisks. post pics (of it in your vagina)

>>935882053
do not whisk the bunny

>>935882018
yes

>>935881988
why not tomorrow

>>935882119
roll a d12 to see if you survive.

well, yeah, there's always tomorrow. my heart really wants to play this league, but my brain is just a big fug no.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>935882181
ooo i didnt know it was a timed thing
just let it go you need to recharge

>>935882235
i think 36 is the goal this league (the little top notch, it gives you a cool cosmetic)
37 and 40 (the bottom notches) this league just give you a bigger trophy to put in your hideout, which is cool, but not crazy.

last league I got 37, got all the important rewards, and could have gotten 38 for nothing. but 40 in any league is generally out of my reach.

>>935882235
>>935882435
what are we, 5 days in? i think i have 4 months to grind.

>>935882463
that sounds like plenty of time, dont sweat it

fug man, some of those 'cheeves look hard.

im all fugged out
bed 4 me

dont be gay fags

>>935882814
nini gnosis

i literally cannot stop being gay

>>935883127
how tragic

>>935883127
Must have slipped right out of a troon's ass on the run.
>free aids

>>935883127
Dick fell down...

Human rights are not natural rights.

>>935883175
I had no idea this was a thing

Awooo!

>>935884481
greetings gerald

>>935884842

Greetings Mer Delysid.
Hows things?

>>935884867
incredibly stressed, in the middle of moving
hanging in there

how you doing

>>935884950

Oh, I've never liked moving.

I'm decent. Racing has been OK. I have plenty of HP to be competitive, now I'm working on traction.

I'm also slightly annoyed at parts suppliers. I've been trying to find a cheap set of headers for my truck for a few years now with no luck so I ordered a not so cheap set of mid length headers from Jegs. Now the estimated shipping date is august.
After waiting a month, now ebay sellers have stainless long tubes back in stock for about $200 less than the mids I ordered. I'm probably going to see if I can cancel the Jegs order and get the ebay set instead.

>>935885110
>Now the estimated shipping date is august.
typical

ebay parts fitment and quality used to be a shitshow not sure if its improved at all

i got my s14 dynotuned recently, it made 290hp/270tq on 15lbs of boost

>>935885172

I've been happy with my stainless ebay long tubes on my mercedes.
As for the truck I'm willing to deal with minor fitment issues for a set of cheap long tubes. I already have a complete 4 inch exhaust from a diesel to put under it. My truck is a V10 and the factory exhaust manifolds and y pipe are extremely restrictive. It's one of the few cases where exhaust alone is worth close to 40hp.

270hp in a 240 should be fun.
I just put a new set of cams in my S13. I'm fairly happy with them, but the power comes on a bit higher in the rpm range than I'd really like. It really starts to come alive at 6400rpm. I have trust issues with turning these things more than 7k

>>935878100
>1% of the population
>demand special treatment
>bigger fags than actual fucking buttfucking homos
>let us have access to your children
>we're only reading stories I swear
>biologically women and men are equal in all sports

idk if you'll read this but you may be sane. Fucking call out your fucking retarded troon brethren. You're gonna fuck it up for normal fags if you keep this shit up.

>>935885330
bolts on make sense on v8s and up because it actually makes a difference

it is fun, i do wish it was a little more tho~
what size cams did you do. i think i remember you using a mismatch of oem cams at one point

>>935885854

This set are tomei 270's
In the past I've had BC 264, and a set of BC 272 And some cams from a local regrinder.
I think my favourite has been the BC 264 set. Lots of good midrange power. I was never happy with the BC 272. I think they want even more rpm that this Tomei set I'm running now.
I'm running forged H beam rods and forged 10.5:1 pistons so...........I should be Ok to run around 7500 rpm, but I still hesitate to trust these motors that fast.

Gibberish.

>>935885946
i have 272s in my other sr, theyre great on a boosted motor but i wouldnt use them na you lose too much torque

i going to bed nini gerald <333

>>935886332

Agreed on the TQ loss.

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>>935875163 (OP)
Alhamdulillah, this is the rapist hole
Inshallah, this is the rapist hole

>>935887067
>>935887241
By the almighty name of the most high Allah, you must avoid exposing the genital region
Inshallah pussy
Fatwa issued on pussy

>>935887524
beans

and then, for some reason, it was 2am.

>>935888263
You should be enjoying your pupper free time by sleeping.

>>935888263
The movements of the Earth?

This thread reminds me that I have to check if my car still starts after sitting for entirely too long again...

Sleeps time.

think we're gonna get a declaration of war by the end of the week?

cool cool cool

>>935890299
A proxy one perhaps.

>>935890299
US hasn't declared war since WW2

>>935890299
trump keeps his promises

Morning y'all

>>935891412
What kind of sea creature is that?

The only women I respect have big fluffy ears and a tail.

gwug

>>935891572
who said the US?

I be constipated again

who said declare?

>>935892171
michael scott

>>935892162
rip
still better than having the shits I guess

>>935892278
as long as it doesn't become an issue while I'm in the office, ya

>>935892145
more likely that Iran will shortly have a coup
manufactured or otherwise

we can only hope for another desert storm though
although without battleships this time :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxcjEgIyhX8

>>935892415
so much for being a peacekeeper president

anyway, bye

nu
>>935892619
>>935892619
>>935892619
>>935892619