Thread 935886888

waifu

That is all.

>>935886888 (OP)
Trips.
That is all.

I ate a bucket of popcorn and got churros blacked out
im still drinking

inb4 mad stalker autistic roastoid blabs about how mfkers need them in life

bitch i don't want a fucking expense for pussy i had it before idgas about it. Only virgins get depressed over not getting it

>>935886977
Powerful start if I've ever seen one.

>>935886888 (OP)
Do you think this is a bad idea?

>>935888092
what being into cartoons? No
making a relationship? yes
Cutting yourself is much worse than either

>>935886888 (OP)
Guess a kiss isn't required for the frog when she's already a princess

>>935888666
Satan trips confirm.

>>935889359
Worship me

Good morning all

>kneesocks claimed

>>935889650
GYATT

they changed the ban page because now you can't see what got banned

https://www.4chan.org/bans

that's a tab i never need again

>>935889918
Morning Kneesocks. I hope your birthday was a nice one.

>>935889972
Indeed

>>935890020
Good morning Viv, a perfect day thank you! How is your day treating you?

>>935889550
I'll ship you, no wars.

>>935890417
Pretty good . Got much better sleep today.

>>935890470
Kero cup.

>>935890507
Wonderful to hear it! Hopefully the trend continues.

this the next bitch that gonna get my money and make a jewish money hungry roastie seethe

>>935890020
How are ya?

>>935890470
Ship me with who?

>>935890675
Not bad. Well rested and eating breakfast.

>>935890730
What was for breakfast?

>>935890777
Some scrambled eggs with fried potatoes and some salsa. I usually do it in a breakfast burrito but I was out of tortillas.

>>935890959
FAT RIP on the tortillas. Man I can't remember the last time I've had breakfast. I usually sleep through the mornings

>>935890989
Breakfast burritos are a staple for me lol
I just happened to forget to buy some more tortillas. But a breakfast bowl will do.
And he looks like he's enjoying that grapple.

>>935890507
Kero bowl.

>>935890675
Ship you into Jaipur, India.

>>935891074
He's quite the masochist~

>>935891152
Hell no

>>935890777
>>935891233
Heavenly check.
You'll stand out in there.

>>935891341
Yea. I'll be the only clean not-smelly person there, and light skin

nvrmnd i mean still will get my money over a roastie but the king is actually next up after this banner and necessary for team comps

Roastie again seething and malding because i deny them a face on 4chan. Literally too i bullied them so much they put on in photos and shoot below the neck or stickers covering their face.
that's white power

>>935896771
>we’re all nuri™

>>935896823
I don't talk to anon posters. I'm in this pervert thread for perverts to look at perverts 2-d waifus

>>935897031
My bad, here’s my waifu. She’s a multi billion dollar doctor that owns her own hospital

Foxfu > waifu.

>>935897272
2-D only that's the rules

>>935897354
She is 2d. It’s a picture. Damn you love your rules lol

>>935897411
>she
Fuck off sono that's not 2-d as in drawn

>>935897587
H... Oi!

>>935897669 (nice)
Oi!

>>935897739
Sup.

>>935897644
Cry more

>>935897865
The ceiling

>>935898012
Eyyyyyy~
11/10 answer.

>>935898039
Thank you thank you. Other options include hard dicks and my blood pressure!

>>935898092
Why do you have hard dicks on your ceiling? Are you... THAT guy?

>>935897956
You do enough for the entirety of 4chan crying about not following the sacred rules of waifu
Claim a 2-d waif

>>935898221
Trust me, we know you cry enough for the entirety of 4chan

>>935898412
>we
Obey the rules threadshitter

>>935898156
I am That guy.

>>935899252
Those poor innocent law men...

>>935899519
Never pity a pig!

>>935899849
In case of THAT guy... Trust me, pity is a must.

>>935900034
For said treatment, I suppose we should pity the fool

boobs

>>935900131
Calm down mr. T.

>>935900226
Well I am lactose intolerant, I can't possibly be Mr T

>>935901056
What's up with all the lactose intolerant people itt? Rhetorical question

>>935901056
That can't be true.

Friends, attention, love.... Where do they come from, and where do they go? None of that junk is enough to fulfill your heart! Destruction! Destruction is what makes life worth living! Destroy destroy destroy! Let's destroy everything!

>>935901303
I know, just from the look of my physique you would think I am a buff African American gentleman in the later stages of my life.
I am in fact, not.

>>935901855
Nah. Impossible. Watermelonium is part of you.

I'm a normie 2x
only not 3 because although i went to prom i didn't have a date and got kicked out for making a mosh pit.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>935901855
Hello Kneesocks claimer. I hope you had a wonderful birthday and enjoyed your Taco Bell and steak. You should continue the celebration tonight with your favorite pizza.

>>935902384
Oh no, she's about to chase her own tail...

air conditioning time

>>935903415
Why would she chase something that she already holds in her paws?

>>935903675
Instinct I guess?
How popular is S54 tuning there?

>>935903738
Guessed wrong.
Almost zero. Those motors hold high value stock.

>>935897272
>I hate you and you're big stupid successful family of educated doctors and nurses and artists cops etc.
LOL just looking back on this it's hilarious like a fucking child i kicked in the mouth
PATHETIC

booba

>>935904686
Absolute insanity that you think their successes equate in any way to you. If anything, it’s more of an embarrassment that you wasted such opportunities that were handed to you on a silver platter. Pathetic.

>>935902384
Oh dear god!

>>935903415
Well thank you Suzuka! I did, and I would but I'd have to make a whole trip for it today. Maybe soon, maybe soon.

>>935904808
Leave God out of this. Or we can't have nice things.

Mornin' everyone.
Everyone surviving the heat so far?

>>935888282
Beautiful
>>935888866
Very cute

>>935905303
why do you call cute the nigger that posts futa porn

>>935905092
This heat ain't nothin to me man

>>935904805
Nigga stfu you fucking crybaby thinking any of us got handed our success I fucking made it too i support myself and my family when they ask or need it, that's what families do and we share our success because it's a team effort. PATHETIC LITTLE BITCH

>>935905462
Oh, nice. I wish that was true for me. Heat be my bane.

>>935905553
Cold is my bane, I hate winter

>>935904851
God is dead AND we can't have nice things!

>>935905092
Morning Akari claimer!

>>935905579
I just find it much easier to put on layers and/or turn up the heat.

>>935905603
Hiya hiya.
Doing well?

>>935905690
Yes! Looking forward to leftover steak in an hour after work. Steak and egg burritos tonight!

fucking mexicans always bragging about how much harder their life is and how they get offended to think someone else had it the same but doesn't cry about it

>>935905690
No amount of layers will warm me. For the heat I could strip to the skin to feel nice but that'd be public indecency

>>935905763
Ooh, sounds good. I should get myself some food, too.

>>935905799
That's what I do, but it still doesn't feel nice.
I'm basically a shut in anyway.
And even in the privacy and comfort of my own home, I do not enjoy being naked.

some boomer shit mexicans are eternal boomers

Why in my day i walked 30miles to school through cornfields with landmines and fought coyotes

face ass

burgerking is better for 12$
idk why people eat mcdonald's besides convenience like i did

>>935905934
Do it! Consume breakfast!

>>935907513
consoom your goy slop, redditor

>>935909532
Goyslop for the goy boy you jew. It's not kosher faggot. Bacon bacon bacon. I will not observe jewish laws

>>935908587
Dinner, lol. Almost midnight.
Is pretty good. Chicken.

Imagine eating. Couldn't be me.

>>935909957
Heck yeah, dinner! Chicken very good, what kind of chicken?

Hostage fit for an autopsy
https://youtu.be/bQ0wZS4ApQk?=FmtfvuWttITUDLIg

>>935910360
Ehhh. Bag of wings and drums in the airfryer.
yum yum.

>>935911434
Oh hell yeah! Air fryer is on my list of things to buy eventually, seems convenient. I don't even use an oven though.

>>935911714
I have a microwave/oven I use for Pizza, and an airfryer for chicken.
I do not cook at all, this is what I eat.

I would murder for anything to eat.

>>935911788 checked
That's fine, I ate like that for years too. It's way easier and way faster. I'm only now trying to get back into it. We don't really have good restaurants around my town, and I really miss certain foods.
Can't f8nd a good steak to save my life, have a good meat market though.

>>935911988
Toe May toe.

>>935912474
The food like I feel I'm missing out on most is pasta. I like me some good pasta. I wouldn't even say it's anywhere near a favorite, but sometimes I feel like pasta, and I wouldn't know where to get me some.

>>935912594
Yeah that's fair, they do make microwave pasta, can of ragu. Although that might be an American thing. It has a strange snap to it though.

>>935912474
Steak is so good. Sucks you can't find any good meat. I love marinating it and putting it cut up in ramen.

>>935912594
That's my favorite food. But I just use store bought stuff to make it.

>>935912774
>Microwave pasta.
Yeah, but it's... not really the same. I did that for a while, years ago. Wasn't bad either, but still.
>Ragu.
Not really the way I like it, unless it's a REALLY good one, ya know?
Hit or MISS.

>>935912783
>store bought stuff
What's wrong with that?
I don't expect people to garden their food or anything, lol. I don't even cook.

>>935912936
Nothing at all. It's such an easy food to make and I generally just do penne with some marinara and ground beef. I never get tired of it.

Is this a waifu thread? Or a food thread?

>>935913280
Yes

>>935913280
starving thread.

>>935913129
>I never get tired of it.
I think that's one of the strengths of pasta.

>>935913280
Bit of column A, bit of column B.

>>935912783
Yes it is! The only place to get a decent one is a town over and I'm not walking 45 minutes to get it. Except for Applebee's, I do not count Applebee's.
I to enjoy a bit of that too. That's another thing, nowhere can I find decent Asian food of any description. Terr8ble shame, one of the bigger reasons I'm back to cooking.

>>935912936
I believe in you, you can pasta, you can! A little butter and salt and pepper. I still mow that.

>>935913280
Why not both? Hey Momiji claimer.

>>935913769
>you can pasta,
I mean, I know it ain't hard.
I can't be ARSED, is all.

>>935913842
I believe in you! You can put your whole arse into it! The pride, the pride!
But again, couldn't blame you for not. I still eat a lot of garbage.

My waifu is Alice, nyoron

>>935886888 (OP)
Ok

Oh, btw, I just got a new batch of kitty pictures.
Soooooon.

>>935914114
> I believe in you!
You shouldn't!
>couldn't blame you
You should!
> your whole arse
That's not a lot of arse!

>>935914375
>>935914404
>>935914568
Cats, beautiful cats.
I do!
I won't!
It's enough arse!

>>935914802
Yup yup, mine soon. Not this Sunday, but the one after.
I guess they're already mine, but they're not here yet, ya know?
>It's enough arse!
You'd be surprised.

>>935915892
Well congratulations, I'm very jealous! I love cats, but I'm allergic.
It's going to be well worth the wait.
Coming from a man with a hank hill ass, you can do a lot with a little

>>935916457
>I love cats, but I'm allergic.
Ah, Damn shame. So is my mom, but she's got cats anyway. Says it gets less the longer she has 'em. Can't say it's a good idea to get 'em anyway, then.
I absolutely love cats. It'll be the first time i have pets of my own. I am very, very nervous.
>hank hill ass
Same, mate, same.
>You can do a lot.
I do not WANT it to do a lot. I do not want to do anything with it.

I am in the "dissolving stuff in acid" rabbit hole

>>935916614
Yeah it's not too bad, an ex of mine had a cat and it was mostly okay. I had to take allergy meds for it though. They knock me out though and I can't operate on them.
Now this is something you've definitly got. Humans need companions and you deserve yours!
My belief in you stands.

https://youtu.be/ZxmqjmSCJOY?si=Zelu9d-h4R2IUSTD
need a new light novel.

>>935916842
Brain Jack by Brian Falkner

>>935916821
>They knock me out though and I can't operate on them.
Know that I had a "huh? huh? Cats knock you out? That's not so bad? You can't operate on the cats? Why would you want to??" moment.
>Humans need companions and you deserve yours!
I live alone, but I ain't a lonely guy. Lucked out with friends and family and all.
But it'll be a thing that's going on in my daily life, and that alone is wonderful for me.
But that's not really what I'm doing it for. Just want cats. Kitties. <3
For the first time, not those of the Discord variety.
>My belief in you stands.
Then it stands alone,

>>935917018
That doesnt sound very Japanese.

>>935917027
No no no, the medicine knocks me out. Cats close me up, throat closes a bit and makes it hard to breath.
Completely understand, I live alone too and I think about getting a pet occasionally. I just wouldn't be able to take care of them well enough in my opinion.
Very happy for you!

>>935917074
You asked for a light novel, I delivered.

>>935917390
>No no no, the medicine knocks me out. Cats close me up, throat closes a bit and makes it hard to breath.
Ah, yes, I figured that part out. But I figured you'd enjoy my "moment." I guess I should have clarified.
> I just wouldn't be able to take care of them well enough in my opinion.
That's what I have been saying for years.
My sisters pushed me into getting pets this hard.

>>935917448
I did enjoy your moment, brain is slowly melting at this time of day.
Fair enough, I suppose there's only one way to find out eh? By giving it your all.
It's mostly just the day to day stuff for me. I can just order food, or get the occasional ride to get some. But like, if I get a dog I have to take it out. But I work a 20 minutes walk away and have a half hour lunch. The math doesn't math.

>>935917783
>I did enjoy your moment, brain is slowly melting at this time of day.
I do not believe we have the same time of day.
Regardless, you are correct.
>Fair enough, I suppose there's only one way to find out eh? By giving it your all.
...Something like that, yes.
>The math doesn't math.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
I don't do anything, have no responsibilities, and therefor have seas of time.
I just worry about doing it wrong. Doing anything wrong. Do something not at all. Not doing right by them.

>>935917859
We don't it's only 930, but I really crave the cover of my covers.
Woo!
You will be able to. Keep it fed, watered, healthy, and loved. If a blind man can ride a bike to work everyday and not get hit by a car, you can care for the cat.

>>935918214
6 hours difference then. I am tired, and more sleepy then I tend to be at this hours. Bedtime is not for a long time.
>Cat.
Three of 'em. Three lil' ones.
And yes, people tell me it doesn't take much, but still. No reassurances will do, experiences must.

If all women suddenly stopped existing in the physical world i'd be glad and fine with looking at drawn depictions. They're too much of a hassle also yea get rid of everyone in and from south america
GLASS THE WHOLE CONTINENT

>>935918749
Then stay awake you shall! I'd say coffee, but maybe caffeine wouldn't be good at this time, decaf? The illusion of energy can sometimes help.
Precious.
Oh I'm not reassuring with the necessities. I'm just saying focus on the basics and go from there. Make sure you have a stable foundation and build the house from there.

>>935919038
I don't do coffee. Never have, either.
>Oh I'm not reassuring with the necessities.
Don't casually ignore the rest of what you said, lol.

I should rewatch tarzan sometime and i didn't watch lilo&stitch and i should. The sister was thick but idk who's playing her so idk

fuck

fuck

fuck

Seepy, good night Akari

>>935921292
Goodnight.

>>935905603
My fox is nice.

>>935921349
K*n

I want all jewish south americans to die. sephardic jews

Jews are based though

>>935922495
i'm not disagreeing but a few of them have targeted me and i think there's more benefit to get rid of south america or making a global effort to actually help them like he proposed about the jews who were in germany and everyone said tldr "not my problem" to which he decided ok we got a place for them.
This is somewhat happening with venezualens in northern america now
1 such as i am eager for the final solution of these brown people

>>935922923
Venezuela and its retarded commie citizens should just be fed to the sharks. Haiti too. Fuck Haiti. They had a chance, can't save ignorant nignogs. Israel is based and is going to save the world from Islamic extremists soon. Fuck Palestine, they had multiple chances and they just won't stop being niggers.

>>935923002
They are the lesser evil for now. I do not think people understand that muslims are just like jews only more barbaric

>>935923126
Oh let me guess. You cry about the Palestinian kids getting shot for being niggers. LMFAO

also to add sephards are basically muslim and treacherous and were expelled from spain and became conquistadors to escape persecution from the spanish crown.
South americans are the most vile of the jewish progeny. It's a well known and visible fact

>>935922495
Spotted the jew

>>935923002
>>935923208
Are you the guy that gave up his guns to the government?

>>935923235
South Americans in general suck.

>>935923265
A little bit. I'm a mutt!

Take back the Holy land

>>935923325
I didn't give them up. They were about to come in. Literally am supposed to be able to own guns. Attorneys even said so. But Feds are crooked as fuck and attorneys federally are all useless because they get paid by the federal government. I'll just get them again later. Fuck it. It's my constitutional right and they're a bunch of tyrannical bastards. They even gave me extra prison time for just saying I have a constitutional right and I'll just buy more lol. Fucking liberal faggot cucks.

>>935923489
>They were about to come in
So you pussied out and gave up your guns? What a cuck

>my life is more important than my second amendment rights
The absolute state of americans lmao

>>935923540
Shit tier bait

>>935923681
Don't you vote because you don't want to get best up?

>>935923540
Kek. Not really. I got a better plan now. Also while in jail I made some friends. I can get damn near anything now. Funny how that works. I also learned some very ineresting things that I can't talk about online. I will get another Saiga12 at some point. She's just the best. First comes building my hidden bunker though. Raifu for laifu. So much cheap Igman. I had boxes and boxes. But man I had so much 7.62x39 and dragon breath and high velocity slugs. Sucks. That's gonna be a bitch to replace.

>>935923681
You do know there's a bigger push than ever to get rid of 922g right? Also most felons own guns anyway. Shits not that hard.

Stilled cucked to the government lol

>>935923733
Good. When the government comes back to your house, you'll have something to give them. Again.

And for real the liberal bitch prosecutor didn't have any arguments except "He's against the LGBTQ+ community!" And the faggot kiddie diddler judge that sentenced me even said "you don't appear to be mentally incompetent or insane" Attorney was a lying bitch to. They're all crooked as fuck and pussy.

>>935923798
It's only illegal if you get caught. Just won't let them know. Or find out. And won't get keep the good stuff around. Prison wasn't too bad. I was at a pretty laid back place though.

>>935923865
I'm sure the feds monitoring this site will keep that in mind

>>935923865
That's nice not fed or was it fed? Sounds fed

stfu larping faggots and make a new thread

>>935923994
>>935923994
>>935923994

>>935924011
Do you even believe that a man's true test of strength is beating up his father? Or are you one of those weak men that just gets on the defensive when you are challenged and refuse to even learn what you are doing wrong?

>>935924432
Why not just fence sit?