How do you not kys after being an 30 year old incel virgin

Sorcery. This sounds like a meme and a stupid larp but it actually works. Catholics do it for entire lifetimes.

Just get a fucking prostitute it's not that expensive and you'll feel better

>>935887898
They are too expensive

>>935888050
They're like, $350 an hour at most.

>>935887872
that is depressing.

>>935887848 (OP)
Find meaning in other shit and work on yourself. Are your opinions controversial? Congratulations, you might not get laid in your area if they are too much for some shithole or a rumor mill city.

>>935888148
That's a wizard L'arry

>>935887848 (OP)
Spend 10-20 bucks to no longer be a virgin, and you'll realize that incel is just a word women use to control insecure men. Stop letting cunts control you bro, they're just wet holes with no brains.

>>935888175

>>935888183
they have brains, but theirs are busy decipher body language muscel twitches just a whole bunch of information they get from talking face to face that i do not and i assume you do not.

>>935887848 (OP)
Because there is shit to do.

There are lakes I haven't been kayaking in.

There are trails I haven't hiked.

There are combinations of card game decks I haven't tried.

There are comedians I haven't seen perform.

There are video games I haven't played with friends yet.

Wet holes will not fix your life.

>>935888251
Reading body language and facial expressions is easy and necessary in all social interactions, unless you're autistic. Women base their entire lives on social interactions, and validation, and so their intelligence never grows beyond their teenage years.

>>935888620
>and so their intelligence never grows beyond their teenage years.
Written by an incel

>>935889611
>Written by an incel
Case in point, it's just a buzzword for women to control insecure men.
kys faggot

>>935889668
>Case in point, it's just a buzzword for women to control insecure men.
No. It's a word I chose that encapsulated an completely unrealistic and retarded view of women that can only come from a shut-in or someone who doesn't move in the real world.
>kys faggot
You really are an original thinker, aren't you?

>>935889799
>calls others shut-ins
>chooses a word to call all men who disagree with their worldview
You're the incel, and a stupid faggot. Kill yourself in real life.

>>935888183
this

>>935889835
>You're the incel,
I'm married, you cretin. Do you even know what it means?
>and a stupid faggot.
Stupid? Possibly. Faggot? No
> Kill yourself in real life.
In your dreams, little Timmy. I'm having far too much fun

And I wasn't calling all men anything - my post was aimed very specifically at you, you complete and utter moron
>validation not required

Got a whore at 27 or 28 to get it out of my system. Another one ten years later. When I was 45 I just dgaf so I managed to bag a 25 year old and had an on-off thing with her for the next three years. She's since hit the wall pretty hard so I'm not going to call her back lol.

Ironically as I approach 50 older women are in fact starting to look younger to me, I'd be fine with a 35 or even 45 year old that hadn't turned into a potato

tl;dr fapping is generally much better.

>>935888620
The problem I always had was the words never matched the body language…

>>935889966
>I'm married
So am I.
>Faggot?
Yeah the more you ramble, the more obvious that you're a stupid faggot,
>I'm having far too much fun
Only if you were being paid to be here, or you're just a lying piece of shit and actually seething at the moment.
>kill yourself any time

>>935889966
either female or faggot

>>935890018
>I'm married
>So am I.
Doubt. You post like a 12-yo

>>935890186
Project a little harder next time, faggot.

>>935890194
Facts don't care about your feelings. Just go back and look at your choice of words and your vocabulary.

If you're actually an adult then I feel sorry for you and your service industry job

>>935890221
>Facts don't care about your feelings.
>has only listed their opinion
Sure, kid.

>>935890227
>kys faggot
>Kill yourself in real life.
>kill yourself any time
>Sure, kid.
The facts speak for themselves. Not exactly the rapier wit of a latter-day Wilde, is it?
Anyway, you're becoming boring now, with repeated entreaties for me to commit suicide just because you can't think of a better riposte

>>935890364
>The facts speak for themselves.
>still listing their opinion
You are an NPC, and NPCs should kill themselves.
>Anyway, you're becoming boring now
Run along to school now little bitch, wouldn't want to be late for the bus. Silly little faggot.

>>935890400
>You are an NPC, and NPCs should kill themselves.
Again? *yawn*
>Run along to school now little bitch, wouldn't want to be late for the bus. Silly little faggot.
And that's the best you have? Says it all.

You'll respond, because your low intellect won't allow you not to (the irony will be completely missed). But I won't be here to read your response, so post away and list the grisly ways you'd like me to shuffle off this mortal coil

>>935890498
Keep yammering, and you'll be late for the short bus, faggot.

>>935890498
you're not going anywhere