Thread 935896334

You can only save one of them. Who do you bring back?

>>935896334 (OP)
Chester Bennington. Now that nu-metal is back in style again with gen alpha it would have been fucking awesome to hear another LP album or at least a song in the style of Hybrid theory and Meteora.

>>935896334 (OP)
Can I just send Bourdain to a lower circle of hell instead?
If not, bring back Farley

>>935896335
Didn't they replace him

>>935896334 (OP)
Why would they want to come back?

>>935896334 (OP)
Can I turn Robin Williams into an irl Genie in a lamp

>>935896338
Cobain would because in 2025 she's free to be her true self

>>935896337
Yeah, they have a chick singer now solely for publicity and brownie points and only absolute slop consoomers give a fuck about LP as it is now.

none would wanna be brought back though

>>935896341
I mean who cares if the singer is a different person if it's still the same band otherwise

Robin Williams was losing his mind so he was justified to An Hero. I'd save Farley or Philip Hoffman.

>>935896343
A lot of people cared when Ozzy was sacked from Black Sabbath. They were practically a different band when Dio was in it.

>>935896344
Bruce Willis didn't take the cowards way out

>>935896345
dio mogs ozzy
the real comparison is when dave was kicked out of metallica and has been a salty little bitch ever since. and no, megadeth is fucking garbage. i don't care how much faggots jerk off how good mustaines guitars are. all their songs are unmemorable dogshit

>>935896335
>Chester
He would just kill himself again. The dude was abused all throughout his childhood. It is literally what he was screaming about for years. Anyone who ever paid attention to the lyrics on hybrid theory knew this guy was one slightly worse than normal day away from jumping out the window.

>>935896334 (OP)
Cobain. I'd like to hear one more album from him.

>>935896346
>Chester Charles Bennington was born a father who investigated child sexual abuse[9] cases as a police detective.
>At age seven, an older male friend sexually abused him.[13] Bennington was afraid to ask for help, not wanting people to think he was gay or a liar, and the abuse continued until age 13.[10]
>Years later, he revealed the abuser's name to his father but chose not to press charges.[14]
WTF your Dad can literally get the chomo thrown in a cell so he couldn't hurt anyone else and he said no? Fuck Chester.

>>935896348

funny because at the time their lyrics felt so trite and fake to me, like focus grouped angst that was more palatable to radio than Korn or Limp Bizkit

>>935896343
>who cares if the songs sound completely different now

I dislike every single one of them

>>935896347
I only brought up Black Sabbath as a comparison because with Ozzy they had 10 albums released and LP has 7 with Chester. So of course people are going to care when a long time member especially a vocalist is replaced. Now I agree that doesn’t matter if the original singer is replaced very early on

>>935896334 (OP)
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Dude was nowhere near slowing down, still had decades of kino in him

>>935896335
>Now that nu-metal is back in style again with gen alpha
What? They brought back that absolute cancer?

robin williams seems like the only good character in the bunch

>>935896356
Yeah. 2000s nostalgia/worship is on the levels of 80s worship these days, A24 put out a movie with Fred Durst

>>935896334 (OP)
Non, depressed people deserve to die.

>>935896352
If music only sounds good because you like the voice of the person singing it then it is not good music

>>935896334 (OP)
If Marilyn was alive today she would've been 99.

>>935896334 (OP)
>No Avicii
shit list

>>935896353
Watch Happiness and you will like PSH

>>935896334 (OP)
lol thats not what depression looks like at all, in fact they look pretty happy

>>935896334 (OP)
None, they went because they had enough. Why make them suffer more?

>>935896334 (OP)
Philip Seymour Hoffman by a country mile.

The guy was truly fucking great and I was not only sad for the man himself being gone, but deeply feel the lose of all the future kino he undoubtedly would have made. RIP

>>935896335
>gen alpha
Zoomers.

>>935896334 (OP)
Robin Williams, duh

>>935896364
wow I never though about it that way

>>935896334 (OP)
Farley

>>935896369
well you learn something new everyday! as they say

>>935896365
wahhhh my life of wealth and worldwide adoration is so hard :'(

if third world kids can live through warzones and slavery then these faggots can toughen up and get over their le heckin depression

>>211583783
Bourdain would kick your ass

>>935896373
have a kick. have two.

>>935896334 (OP)
Farley or Hoffman because the others committed suicide thus wanted to die.
Probably Hoffman because he was a legit actor and had a relapse after being clean for a while (apparently) so his tolerance was low but he assumed he could take his old dosage. So maybe he wouldn't OD again.

>>935896334 (OP)
Hoffman, all others can rot in hell or whatever.

>>935896334 (OP)
>Monroe suicided
pretty sure it was cover up of some jew sex assaulting her

>>935896334 (OP)
>depression
Chris Farley died of a drug overdose and Robin Williams had a degenerative body dementia.

Anthony Bourdain, but only because he was an insufferable cunt who didn't deserve the sweet release of death.

>>935896375
Yeah Farley and Hoffman wasn't suicide.
Monroe was accidental OD or a murder.

>>935896334 (OP)
The first two made really awful, shitty music, the next two after that weren’t even depressed, and center square also made really shitty music (cRap).

>>935896335
fpbp

>>935896334 (OP)
the handsome one of course

>>935896334 (OP)
All those people have dead eyes though. Every single one of them. If you know how to look it's painfully obvious when someone is depressed.

>>935896334 (OP)
Depression is such a meme.

Imagine being able to do anything you want in life and you decide to be a little bitch.

>>935896334 (OP)
Hoffmann how is this even a question?

>>935896334 (OP)
I wouldn't save any of them. I would listen to what they have to say, which is what no one did.

>>935896334 (OP)
You know that if you brought any of them back they would just ruin their legacy

>>935896388
I'd be the one killing myself if I had to listen to Bourdain or Kurt speak for more than 5 minutes.

>oh no, I partied too hard and now I'm sad!
>oh no, I partied too hard and took too much of the good shit by mistake!
Why would you want to save these people? A better list would people who were murdered or had legitimate accidents

PSH was just a druggie, right?

>>935896391
>why doesn't anyone care about this literal who instead of some of the greatest artistic minds in history
gee i dunno

>>935896351
what a brainlet take. hybrid theory is literally their only good album, everything that followed is normie garbage, even at the time this was obvious. it just so happens it's the greatest nu-metal album of all time. maybe the production values of the music videos tricked you.

>>935896360
holy shit what a brainlet.

>>935896394
filtered

>>935896386
>Imagine being able to do anything you want in life and decide to be a little bitch
what do you do?

>>935896396
normgroid over here. you the faggot that makes those bayformers threads that barely hit 10 replies?

>>935896398
>normgroid over here
obviously you are, since you made a retarded normgroid statement

>>935896339
Only if you promise not to free him

>>935896399
oh your are? do you make those twilight nostalgia threads too? what an absolute travesty you are

>>935896397
I get dubs. well, heheh, howbout dat

>>935896401
take your meds faggot

>>935896334 (OP)
A lot of these people weren't depressed, they were opiate addicts.

>>935896334 (OP)
Hoffman. Hate Mission Impossible 3 all you want but he was great in it.

>>935896335
Chester's death was the best thing that happened to Linkin Park since 2014. The last albums were pure shit and the next one would be even more shit, no nu-metal in sight. His death literally saved Linkin Park and brought it back to the roots.

>>935896362
Dude had terrible back pain from an injury or something, right?

>>935896407
Richie from the highlander series, Stan kitsch also died by his own hand following year's of intense back pain. much really suck
take care of your backs anons

>>935896334 (OP)
????
Farley didn't off himself,it was an accident

mac miller
can trade pete too

>>935896372
I think the real message is that those thirdies should just kill themselves more often.
Really the problem is the people that should kill themselves don't, and people that shouldn't do.
That guy that is 56 years old and wanders around drunk all day with a shopping cart should just kill himself.

>>935896405
he was the only good thing in that flick

>>935896334 (OP)

Chester and Robin Williams are the only two that honest to god made the world a better place. All the others were just people doing stuff

>>935896343
>>935896360
brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot son of a fucking smelly hateful whore asshole dickhead faggot cuck simp beta loser

>>935896334 (OP)
Marilyn without question.

Chester. The new singer sucks balls and nu metal is back so maybe they could have made another hybrid theory

>>935896356
You are really out of touch and probably still call all heavy music "screamo"

I'm glad Chester is died so he's free from his tortured past & brain tumor

>>935896334 (OP)
Were any of those pictures taking near their deaths? Also you need to understand how normal people without autism pretend to be happy when they aren't. You don't need to empathize with it-- you can't. You just have to understand how this happens and for what purpose.

>>935896391
Who are you quoting, freak?

>>935896395
cope

>>935896409
oh yeah he accidentally snorted that coke. it just magically flew up his nose.

Were any of these faggots likeable?

>>935896334 (OP)
None of them desu

You can still see the sadness in their eyes

Even if I had 3 picks I would choose Farley 3 times

>>935896334 (OP)
Some of these tried to fix depression with heroine, and at least 1 of them got killed

>>935896334 (OP)
Robbie Williams from Better Man.

>I am... LE SAD
Lmao I hate depressed faggots so much

>>935896430
>I am... LE HAPPY
Imagine being a normoid
Get the fuck out

Chris Cornell, the rest can stay buried

>>935896334 (OP)
Norma

>>935896334 (OP)
Kurt because he would be a chud which would cause much seething.

>>935896334 (OP)
>possible murder victims
>depression
Wait Jim Gaffigan died?

>>935896334 (OP)
Tough call between Bennington and Cornell, though I guess I'd go with Bennington since Linkin Park's new stuff is pretty good and would sound even better with him.

>>935896434
>Kurt because he would be a chud
?

>>935896437
What are you, deaf?

>>935896334 (OP)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman and give Bourdain the eternal suffering of two deaths.

>>935896335
>gen alpha
gen z. gen alpha hasn't even reached their teens yet.

>>935896388
that would put you in the grave instead of them.

I don't care about these other hacks, I want more Soundgarden music.

>>935896334 (OP)
Angus Cloud. He was a real nigga

>>935896375
Feel like Courtney Love pushed Cobain into suicide though.

I'd bring back Cobain just because I hate The Foo Fighters.

man this thread does such a beautiful job of demonstrating the fact that the internet makes kids more ignorant and not less...

"chester bennington"
"YOU KNOW... CAUSE NU METAL IS BACK BABY"

zoomers go by narrative meme narrative they heard instead of simply looking up linkin park's last big hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm8LGxTLtQk

pop song. sounds like every other pop song. if ed sheeran released it you'd say it sucked because it does

10 billion bands doing songs like that lol

>>935896391
My personal celebrity save list consists of:

Jim Croce
Freddie Prinze
John Candy
Brandon Lee
Anton Yelchin
Maybe Chris Farley if the time machine still works, but he'd probably drink himself to death the next night.

Also get a Christian or Atheist ship to rescue Cat Stevens so we get some more albums from him in the 80s and 90s.

#gonetoosoon

>>935896334 (OP)
>no epstein

>>935896335
Chester sucks.
If I wanted to hear a grown man cry, I'd go to therapy.

>>935896334 (OP)
Farley

>the tetrapod efficiency meme
Land vertebrate tetrapodism is basically coincidental - it's a consequence of:
a) The Sarcopterygii subgroup that evolved amphibiousness had only two paired locomotive fins usable for land movement.
b) The endoskeletal structures characteristic of Osteichthyes (of which Sarcopterygii are a part) are highly costly to grow and difficult to duplicate without disrupting vital systems given the layout of bony fish organs - basically, the evolutionary options are changes in size or limb loss; gain of legitimate limbs is STRONGLY selected against in tetrapods because it essentially requires major birth defects, and it has nothing to do with efficiency. 4 is usually enough not to "require" more, and evolution is more a game of what gets the job done than what gets the job done "best."
The best counterexample is of course arthropods - they evolved amphibiousness and terrestrial survivability independently of tetrapods, and number of limbs is highly variable in arthropods. Flighted insects are effectively ten-limbed by tetrapod standards, because of their two pairs of wings (elytra still count as wings).
A less commonly cited counterexample is mollusks (also evolved terrestrial survivability independently), where the truly land-dwelling mollusks have effectively one locomotive limb, and the tentacles are less like limbs and more like external tongues.
Even within Tetrapoda, there are legless reptiles, as well as species of reptiles and amphibians with two arms and no legs. I could easily see that arrangement leading to complex tool use.
One thing nobody talks about, though? Just how predicated the evolution of civilization-capable life on Earth was on the existence and surface abundance of trees

>>935896334 (OP)
That’s really hard, but I’d probably say Chris Farley.

>>935896334 (OP)
Robin Williams

>>935896334 (OP)
phillip seymour hoffman
scree the rest although robin williams almost would but he's the same person in every movie

>>935896392
heroin addict
>>935896391
psh is an accident

>>935896334 (OP)
Norm Macdonald

>>935896335
linkin part was already shit, him being alive would change nothing
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>>935896334 (OP)
I hate how any time someone kills themselves people always assume they were depressed. As if that's the only possible way for that to happen.

>>935896334 (OP)
Marilyn didn't commit suicide. She was murdered. The Kennedy family has left a trail of dead women that that even James Bond would be embarrassed about

literally all of them are globohomo