Why can't Eustace into slidding?

Logs

>>935897705 (OP)
reminder that Trump and Musk are both criminals who need to be arrested and convicted

>>935897705 (OP)
Eustace has inferior esophageal passageways, and can not handle Andy's creamy logs. With this misplaced anger he has tantrums in log threads.

>>935897705 (OP)
cause he ain't no REAAH NIGGA

>>935897705 (OP)
La, la la la
Feeling clogged on a Chewsday
La la la

>>935898026
He should check out throte surgery I heard another slidda talking about it in another thread. He wants to be able to logsmax and the throte surgery could help alleviate this issue.

>>935897705 (OP)
>>935898103
forced meme is cringe

>>935898314
Could you fucking not? We're trying to have a serious medical discussion here. Grow up or leave to browse the rest of the /b/ cataLOG.

>>935897705 (OP)

>>935898314
Mature more.

>>935898314
forced cringe gets memed

>>935898458
no porky

it doesn't

>>935898354
>cataLOG
>we
forced meme

cringe

Done your throte

>>935898539
No one gives a shit about being a fucking "meme". We're discussing how to get Eustace the help he needs.

>>935898606
>we're
it's just you porky

>>935898627
What can I say? Andy provides.

>>935898662
you're a fag porky

>>935898715
I'm Logsexual.

>>935898774
porky this forced meme is still cringe

porky

>>935898875
His pulled pork?

>>935898904
Is this a real photo?

It's time

frens!

And there he is

UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF

NANANANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN!!!

>>935898779
Jesus christ somebody actually put time into this...oh well the internet died in 2004.

>mfw theres beer bottle shards in the sand in my bussy

DER LIDSER DAS JUDEN!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

down my throte clogging it up

>>935897705 (OP)

>>935897705 (OP)
https://edramatica.com/Niggers_tongue_my_anus

Facts

>>935897705 (OP)
Yea, so random, you must be slapping crazy to fap to this you sick fucks. Stay tuned until the next episode!

i still slidd

>>935897705 (OP)
A long, long time ago, Will Smith and Chris Rock lived in harmony appearing together in "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" ( the overrated overhyped advertisement for Will Smith's rap career) in an episode where he played two characters, one of the characters Will Smith dated was actually a man. At the 1998 Grammy Awards Will Smith continued his homosexual relationship with Chris Rock after hugging him when he awarded him for his Men and Black song.

In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith "boycotted" the Oscars ceremony for not having enough niggers nominated. Chris Rock roasted her for it on stage.

“
Jada went mad, Jada says she's not coming. Protesting. Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna's panties. I wasn't invited
„


—Chris Rock

None of this shit matters though, and you don't even care about it.

>>935899999
https://edramatica.com/SWAuTistic

>>935900000
>>935897705 (OP)
>>935898103
>>935898604
>>935898904
>>935899385
Niggers and poop are the same thing. Killing niggers is no different from flushing your poop down the toilet.

>>935899915
>>935899974
>>935900005
>>935900077
MEDS NOW. RIGHT NOW, E.

>>935900277
Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>935900277
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. Were you offended by what you just saw? Please scroll SLOWLY to the bottom of this page and we will be happy to rectify your situation. =)

>>935900277

>>935897705 (OP)

>>935897705 (OP)

>>935897705 (OP)
SKYN

>>935897705 (OP)
DON'T FLUSH CONDOMS GODDAMN YOU

>>935897705 (OP)
GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.

>>935897705 (OP)
Boy that nigger went in my asshole well. You won't see him again.

>>935897705 (OP)
Now the snitch is next

>>935899369
And yet?

>>935902999
Plumbers, please help me explain to my husband about flushing Condoms

>>935902366
>>935902419
>>935902512
>>935902604
>>935902732
>>935902788
JIMMY THREAD

NOT YOUR

>>935903469
GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT A FUCKING VASECTOMY SO HE NEVER FLUSHES A CONDOM EVER THE FUCK AGAIN.

>>935903717
huh?

>>935903469
Pro tip. Tell hubby to mark his condoms with a sharpie. Then when you take the tour you guys can play a fun game. Find my condom

>>935903801
THARS SAND IN MUH BUSS!

>>935897705 (OP)


A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe $ex.”

“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively. “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”

The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”

“Cool” says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”

“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.”

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”

>>935903857
https://youtu.be/WyemTfxY7oM?feature=shared

>>935897705 (OP)

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! I farded. Teehee.

>>935904592
Let's hold hands and fard together.

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say? emaquiie

>>935897705 (OP)
https://youtu.be/x8oT44vg5xc?feature=shared

>>935901108
>>935901663
>>935901792
Proof?
>>935902316
Age a little, E.

>>935897705 (OP)
the wastewater plant i work at the condoms + tampon applicators almost make it to the clarification process, you cant look in a corner of these giant tanks without seeing at least 50 of each.

Take another.

>>935897705 (OP)

>>935908762
>>935909145

Yes, flush as many condoms as you want. It makes us plumbers lots of money.

>>935908762
Here's proof nigger.

Look very closely in the WHOLE image.

>>935909460
Not expanding that, E. Take your meds.
>>935909407
So no proof...

>>935909482
No proof

>>935909482
Go here to find it better nigger.

https://edramatica.com/Offended

If you were offended, which is fact.

https://edramatica.com/Truth

>>935909482
Actually, try to flush one yourself. Be a good idea to flush condoms.

>>935909482
The very first species of animal you will be encountering in Prison is of course, the Nigger. Fun Prison Nigger Facts:

It is a fact that over 90% of all niggers are currently in prison, are eventually going to prison, or in likelihood of going to prison. (the other 10% is being shot).
Niggers, though 13% of the overall American population, makes the vast majority of the Prison population, with the minimum of at least 40%-50%.
The "School-to-Prison Pipeline" concept states that 1 in 3 niggers don't finish college, but go from elementary school straight to jail.
Teenage niggers and niglets committing felonies are more likely to be tried as adults, found guilty and have earlier experience in life in the rape house, than be sent to a juvenile facility or receive rehabilitation treatment like white kids do.
Niggers will get longer sentences than whites who have committed the same crime. A white person possessing 500 grams of crack will do 5 years or be paroled early, but a nigger in possession of the same WILL get a life sentence.

Those who have chosen to live the black lifestyle often find themselves behind bars for various reasons. Usually, they find themselves on the wrong end of the law just for being themselves, acting in the animal instincts that they are. Niggers, ever since they were discovered by Human Civilization have been going to various types of Prisons for as long as they can remember, from Roman prisons, to Arab prisons, to European prisons and of course, American prisons for slavery.

>>935897705 (OP)
The Silk Road was an online marketplace setup by neckbeard the pirate, specializing in the buying and selling of illicit drugs. At one time, there were 2217 drug-related items for sale, in addition to weapons, medical equipment, forgeries, musical instruments and computer parts. Silk Road is run as a Tor hidden service, pissing off the FBI to no end. Silk Road launched in February 2011, since providing a haven for neckbeards who can’t fathom stepping outside and meeting a drug dealer, and also for people who just love having their drugs poisoned. You could buy almost any type of drug imaginable, from cough medicine to Human Growth Hormone to heroin. There is also an incredibly slow-moving forum, where people talk about how fucked up they are and pretend to know about everything.

Transactions are made using Bitcoins, which allows for a reasonable level of anonymity. Most of the sellers are located in the US and Canada, giving little opportunity for use in the civilized world. Sellers are given feedback from previous buyers, something which you should take into account when buying your Rohypnol. Wouldn't want the slut to remember anything now would we?

Recently, someone threatened to sell poisoned and carcinogenic drugs. According to Silk Road, his plan was to ship contaminated drugs, thus killing many important members of the community. Once the seller got negative feedback, (presumably from the dead buyers) he would just make new accounts. All the stoned neo-hippies didn't see this coming and shit their pants, hoping that the Viagra they were hiding from their mommies wasn’t contaminated. The admins decided to force people to pay for seller accounts, which will do absolutely fuck all to stop the guy who posted the threat.

>>935897705 (OP)
So you're anticipating another lonely Saturday night. Instead of fapping until you fall asleep, tears of loneliness dripping down your poor, acne-stricken face, visit Silk Road! Create an account and select your drug of choice. A bit of weed for a quiet night with friends? No problem! Why not try some PCP and eat your roommate's girlfriend's lungs? Anyway, add that to your cart. It's easy, just like eBay. From there, enter your address (perfectly safe) make sure you have enough Bitcoins and you're set! After a few nervous days of waiting, the goods will arrive, discretely packaged and vacuum sealed. Feds not guaranteed, but should be expected.


So, where to from now? Will the site be overrun with undesirables, or will it stay one of the best online marketplaces there currently is?

up

if there was an ass eating contest i would win with my tongue all the way up andy's butt