>get out of shower
>dry off
>put big towel round my shoulders like a cape
>run round house shouting I AM NUDEY SUPERMAN
>mom punches me really hard in the penis
>yeah, I probably deserved that

>>935897972 (OP)
The one where you claimed you could eat half a pound of dog earwax has been my favourite recently.

>>935898027
thanks but you can't expect posts of that high quality every day

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emyriion

should have been nudey batman

>>935902071
I'll try that tomorrow

>>935902071
Hah.