So an Englishman, an Italian, and Frenchman are sitting at a table, discussing the concept of sang-froid. The Englishman starts, "my people know stiff upper lips. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and you just shake your head and do nothing, that is sang-froid".
The Italian responds, "perhaps, but my people know affairs. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and when they see you all you reply is "oh please, DO go on", that is sang-froid".
The Frenchman leans back and chuckles. "You're both clever, but my people invented the term. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and when they see you all you reply is "oh please, do go on, and that man indeed does, THAT is sang-froid"
Rubbish is supposed to be thrown in the bin, not the thread >>935900074
But you earned the exception. Go fuck yourself, preferably to Zen pics >>935900021
miserable personality, hot body
>>935900354
Do not wrestle with a pig. You will both get dirty, and the pig loves that >>935900338
Hersh scares you that much? Hersh? That's a new low, even for you
The irony of this is that in a thread not rolled over by a manic canuck, jacob could easily be covertly posting any of the dozens of celebs he collects while laughing at the mistaken identity. >>935900877
That she is, anon
So we know BD is here. Troy too. A few of those posts look a bit Northy. Hersh popped in. Quite the party. Need bbro >>935901007
Pretty good sauce on an ice cream. Pretty good look for a celeb.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO POST CELEBS IS TO TREAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T POST CELEBS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS
I DON'T KNOW THESE THREADS ARE 13 HOURS LONG IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME SURELY IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENING
WE'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE CATERING TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >WE'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE CATERING TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>any generic celeb 1 >any generic celeb 2 >any generic celeb 3 >welp I tried
proceeds to spam like he was going to anyway.
0 self awareness that he's why no one wants to post anymore.
>>935901264
The caramel sauce does go on top for most sundaes >>935901244
You do not want to know. Needless to say, they think I'm him. Or Lillis. Sometimes Pix. It's a mess apparently.
>>935901714
Memento mori >>935901591
Based. Just don't forget to stick it in her ass >>935901728
And all of them wrong. But that's right on point for /cel/
>>935902215
alright i won't. now there won't be any more threads.
i guess this is good bye
so. what should we do with the rest of lives now? i'm sure i'll think of something i guess
