serenity now edition

>>935899041 (OP)
fuck off

>>935899125
well and truly

>>935899041 (OP)
not a celeb

>>935899041 (OP)
More like Cleveland steamer

>>935899041 (OP)
Any good celeb gossip?

shit thread

>>935899271
Harrison Ford refuses to film any movies where pot is not legal

I just flew in from New York. Boy, are my arms tired.
>tough crowd

>>935899469
oh fuck yes my cock

>>935899511
faggot

So an Englishman, an Italian, and Frenchman are sitting at a table, discussing the concept of sang-froid. The Englishman starts, "my people know stiff upper lips. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and you just shake your head and do nothing, that is sang-froid".

>>935899624
Not a celeb

>>935899675
ooooooh my dick

The Italian responds, "perhaps, but my people know affairs. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and when they see you all you reply is "oh please, DO go on", that is sang-froid".

>>935899747
my dick is moaning

The Frenchman leans back and chuckles. "You're both clever, but my people invented the term. If you walk into your house at night and see your wife being fucked by another man, and when they see you all you reply is "oh please, do go on, and that man indeed does, THAT is sang-froid"

>>935899839
moaning

>>935899747
fuck you faggot

>>935899469
not a celeb

>>935900021
Not a celeb

>>935899220
>>935899469
>>935899675
>>935900021
desist from brownoids, sir

Rubbish is supposed to be thrown in the bin, not the thread
>>935900074
But you earned the exception. Go fuck yourself, preferably to Zen pics
>>935900021
miserable personality, hot body

>>935900132
edging

>>935900132
make me grit and groan

thanks jacob

i got a feeling
a feeling deep inside
oh yeah

>>935900132
you sir, are a swine

>>935899220
well if you insist

>>935900132
who is she?
name?
who?

>>935900239
Not a celeb

YOU ARE RUSTICATED

>>935900241
not a celeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMPEd8m79Hw

Everybody had a good year
Everybody let their hair down
Everybody pulled their socks up
Everybody put their foot down

>>935900182
I've seen worse, somehow
>>935900239
Insufferable lout of an anon
>>935900241
>the calvary arrives

>>935900241
who is she?
name?

>>935900252
it's zendaya, unfortunately
she's not hot, not pretty and not a celeb
hope that helps

>>935900239
name?

who is she?

name?

>>935900280
totes a celeb, i celebrate her regular, like

>>935900297
fuuuuuck i've never gooned to that angel before

>>935900297
>>>935900182
>I've seen worse, somehow
>>>935900239
>Insufferable lout of an anon
>>>935900241
>>the calvary arrives

>>935900297

>>935900313
troll harder retard. and if she's not a celeb than who is?

>>935900311
rihanna
major celeb and one of the sexiest celebs
you must be under a rock not to know her
well you know her now

>>935900325
Not celebs

>>935900297
>I've seen worse, somehow

>>935900297
>Insufferable lout of an anon

>>935900297
>>the calvary arrives

>>935900325
>totes a celeb, i celebrate her regular, like

thank fucking christ he's here to save us

>>935900354
this chick is a celeb even tho i hate her because she gets spammed and overrated here:
>>935900363
>>935900374

>>935900325

>>935900287
>Everybody had a good year
>Everybody let their hair down
>Everybody pulled their socks up
>Everybody put their foot down

>>935900383
>>935900388
>>935900391
samefag

>>935900282

>>935900280
>>not a celeb

J-sharts persona when he posts zendaya Is the absolute worst

>>935900265
>YOU ARE RUSTICATED

>>935900354
Do not wrestle with a pig. You will both get dirty, and the pig loves that
>>935900338
Hersh scares you that much? Hersh? That's a new low, even for you

homeless kek

>>935900258
>Not a celeb
>>935900391
>thank fucking christ he's here to save us

>>935900439
have to agree with this.

>>935900378

>>935900361
>>Not celebs

>>935900359
>rihanna
>major celeb and one of the sexiest celebs
>you must be under a rock not to know her
>well you know her now

>>935900354
>troll harder retard. and if she's not a celeb than who is?

what's wrong? no dilf thread today?

if this wasn't a shitty j-tard thread he wouldn't be doing this

>>935900583
how do i moan for her?

>>935900537
who?
name?

>>935900522
OOF fuck yes

>>935900462
mmmm

>>935900450
FUCK. MY DICK HARD FOR HER.
LEAKING FOR THAT ANGEL.
WHO IS SHE.
NAME.
WHO.
I DON'T KNOW WHO ANY OF THESE "CELEBS" ARE.

>>935900452
you know how to make daddy cum don't you you naughty girl

Comfy celeb chat and goon? Session

05994d1f11313ca794aa9ef515
36beb07a9a1b66cb599f1acb617
0dd17814d9d06

>>935900583
You, particularly, should know well enough to recognize I'm not Jacob. The others, I can't have that high hopes.

>>935900728
mmmmmmmm my cock and balls knows that angel

>>935900709
FUCK

>>935900728
thanks jacob

>>935900728
not a celeb

>>935900728
thanks Jacob!

>>935900728
fuck off

>>935900583
fuuuuuuuuuuuck... my dick loves that angel...

>>935900728
who?
name?
fuck off jacob

>>935900641
emma roberts

i'm starting to get the hang of these threads!
i think i've figured out the secret forumula!

FUCK

>>935900836
UGLY

>>935900728
>>935900731
>>935900739
>>935900756
>>935900769
not celebs

>>935900132
>>935900297
>>935900728
Zendaya is so sexy

>>935900583
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS

NOW MAKE ME CUM

mmmmmm

>>935900132
>>935900297
>>935900728
she knows how to make me moan and edge

>>935900877
faggot

>>935900325
Kiki sucks.
Brenda is a goddess though

>>935900906
FUCK

MMMM FUCK EDGE MY RIGHT BALL

more kiki and more daisy
less emma

The irony of this is that in a thread not rolled over by a manic canuck, jacob could easily be covertly posting any of the dozens of celebs he collects while laughing at the mistaken identity.
>>935900877
That she is, anon

>>935900949
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

anon... i'm leaking.... what do i do....??

>>935900978
A little caramel treat

>>935900978
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

anon... i'm leaking.... what do i do....??

>>935900949
she's going to star in the remake of Jaws

>>935901010
Thanks, J-fart

>>935900974

MORE EMMA YESS MMMMM

>>935901079
Thanks J-fart

kiki uberminx

So we know BD is here. Troy too. A few of those posts look a bit Northy. Hersh popped in. Quite the party. Need bbro
>>935901007
Pretty good sauce on an ice cream. Pretty good look for a celeb.

>>935901177
thanks jacob

>>935900978
is jacob some new lore I'm unaware of
do I even wanna know

>>935901177
YOU NEED MY DICK IN YOUR ASS

gosh

>>935901177
You’re not wrong. Zen goes with everything

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO POST CELEBS IS TO TREAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T POST CELEBS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS

I DON'T KNOW THESE THREADS ARE 13 HOURS LONG IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME SURELY IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENING

>>935901276
I blame the jews

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WE'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE CATERING TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Zendaya's replacement

beady are you drunk or not? whichever you are or aren't, fix it

>>935901379
MMMMM SHE'S REPLACING MY HEAVY SACK WITH AN EMPTY ONE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>WE'VE SPENT THE LAST DECADE CATERING TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS AND NOW NO ONE WANTS TO POST CELEBS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>any generic celeb 1
>any generic celeb 2
>any generic celeb 3
>welp I tried
proceeds to spam like he was going to anyway.
0 self awareness that he's why no one wants to post anymore.

>>935901350
I never see any facts presented in any of your rants.

>MMMMM SHE'S REPLACING MY HEAVY SACK WITH AN EMPTY ONE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Bitches about MMM posters.. and then does exactly that... Make it make sense.

>>935900132
>miserable personality, hot body
for real, horrible bitch but she can sit on my face

>>935901264
The caramel sauce does go on top for most sundaes
>>935901244
You do not want to know. Needless to say, they think I'm him. Or Lillis. Sometimes Pix. It's a mess apparently.

>>935901670
thanks jacob

rip lillisfag we all miss you

>>935901670
a man of many names

>>935901702
mine

>>935901728
I will fight you

>>935901714
Memento mori
>>935901591
Based. Just don't forget to stick it in her ass
>>935901728
And all of them wrong. But that's right on point for /cel/

>>935901780
you can fight me if you want but thats me underneath so I already won

>>935901788
nothing ever changes

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll waste hundreds of dollars on equipment he'll only use a few times a year

>>935901829
And in some regards, like your posts, that's quite fine indeed
>>935901869
Brutal but true

>>935901896
>perfection

>>935901896
holy shit he's still going the madman

>>935901869
>a few times a decade
Ftfy

embarassing

>>935901788
>Just don't forget to stick it in her ass
anon i would never forgt

please do not make a new thread, ever. let this be the final nail in the coffin, we can stop kicking the corpse now.

>>935902215
but i have stuff to poast

>>935902215
alright i won't. now there won't be any more threads.
i guess this is good bye
so. what should we do with the rest of lives now? i'm sure i'll think of something i guess

i did have a question before i go
why is it always mother nature and father time
how come it's never father nature or mother time?

>>935900949
>>935901018
>>935901058
absolutely lovely

>>935902215

>>935902484
>>935902484

>>935902215
>>935902518
well, we tried

>>935899371
really?