How do I get a hot 20 year old gf as a 34 year old man?

>>935900787 (OP)

>>935900787 (OP)
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>>935900787 (OP)
Just be funny OP

Im 33 dating a 23 yr old

she weighs 120 soaking wet, fat ass and large C cups with big nipples, tight AF
been with less than 10 people (not all of them were dudes)


wants to marry and have my children

what won her over was seeing me be playful and sweet to children - her words "I got wet when i thought about what a good father you would be"

just be a well put together man who is outwardly positive and sweet to others

mental and financial stability are very desirable to women who are used to dating losers

>>935900787 (OP)
>How do I get a hot 20 year old gf as a 34 year old man?
FUNGO SPAM

>>935900787 (OP)
If they are not eye fucking you with intention, i have bad news for you.

>>935900787 (OP)
Be attractive that's literally it

>>935903440
talking to yourself is pathetic, fungo. nobody is fooled

>>935900787 (OP)
Be attractive. Be funny and confident. Show that you don't take yourself too seriously and can make fun of yourself, but that you aren't a pussy either. Don't apologize for meaningless shit. Be polite initially but don't dote on her. Be able to handle a lot of rejection gracefully since this is a numbers game and the more girls you pursue the more likely you'll catch someone's attention. If you are rejected or things don't go well, move on fast and don't show that you are rattled, thats more for your own headgame than anything. Challenge her and move kinda fast, make them keep up so they don't perceive you as being old and slow. Remember this is a skill that takes practice like anything else, but its actually pretty easy because 18-25 year old girls are incredibly stupid, you really just need to land on what they want to see and more importantly, what they want to hear.

>>935906289
>as usual, this is fungo, talking to himself. he is severely MENTALLY ILL

>>935906682

>>935900787 (OP)
Lots of money or lots of time spent at a brothel.

>>935909609
>as usual, this is fungo, talking to himself. he is severely MENTALLY ILL

>>935909609
Mainly money.

>>935909895
responding to yourself as usual, eh fungo?
just take your schizophrenia meds

>>935900787 (OP)
Harder question: How do I get a hot 20 year old gf as a man in his early 20s?

>>935900787 (OP)
she looks 34

>>935910448
>as usual, this is fungo, talking to himself. he is severely MENTALLY ILL