Wanna get laid asap - /b/ (#935912259) [Archived: 920 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:50:26 AM No.935912259
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>24 M
>Want to get laid with a woman, never had sex with one
>Not sure if I even want a relationship
>Would like a Fwb and nothing more


Is this normal or am I just a horny scumbag? I wish I could just get laid and get it over with but it feels like I'll have to put in a ton of effort just to MAYBE get someone looking my direction. How easy is it to use dating apps for this kind of thing? Do all expect you to show commitment or buy them things first or are there any women there just to fuck? This itch of mine is getting irritating
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:55:37 AM No.935912426
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Play your cards right and you'll have everlasting memories!
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:08 AM No.935913350
>>935912259 (OP)
Dating apps are pay to win and the women on there are nastier/more diseased than even the most ran thru milf at a dive bar. Put on cologne. Shave. Groom. Shower. No not in that order. Act natural, buy a girl some drinks. If you have a confidence issue, assume the yes always, but don't push the yes. Look up "gas man theory" if you're too incompetent to comprehend confidence. Bar hop if you don't see any women worth your while at your local bar. Rinse and repeat and you'll get laid that night I promise you. Don't be rape but don't automatically assume the women c nt want you. Women go to bars to get laid, and as soon as you walk in there not reeking of shit and somewhat groomed, you're now an option for them. Keep your mouth shut so they don't realize you're autistic too fast. Keep buying the dumb shut drinks. Compliment her. Ask her about herself. Keep your autistic opinions to yourself, act dull but interested in her. She knows you're not interested in her but women love living a lie and seeing that you're pretending to give a fuck about her is all it takes my guy.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:53:23 AM No.935914710
>>935912259 (OP)
If you're super desperate take a trip to either Reno, Amsterdam, Bangkok, or any other place with legalized prostitution. Pay a woman to take your virginity (from video interviews with prostitutes that I've seen they like fucking virgins as they don't know what they want so are less demanding), or find a mid to high-level OF model that occasionally fucks her fans that happens to be within driving distance of you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:28 AM No.935915316
>>935912426
This
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:02 AM No.935915599
>>935912259 (OP)
That game needs more content. Like 10x the content. Fucking bastards.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:31 AM No.935916170
>>935912259 (OP)
Hang out at a bar close by your house for a few weeks and see if theres any women who you see more than once or twice.

At the same time be up front in your dating profile what you're interested in at this moment. Chances are you'll find someone with a vag who will analyze the situation and decide that's fine w them.
Then you won't be a scumbag at all bc you were totally up front.
Dating app shouldn't be only source. It should just go brrr in the background. Assume it will yield nothing but maybe it will.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:33 AM No.935916298
>>935912259 (OP)
Sex isn't a need.
touch grass and settle for porn.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:51:11 AM No.935916636
>>935913350
>>935916170
Don't listen to these idiots OP. Never simp for holes online or IRL. Take the blackpill instead. I was once like OP and realized the juice isn't worth the squeeze. All it takes is one (1) female to get creep or "ick" vibes off you and your life is going to be ruined. OP is either going to waste his time or end up in jail for a sex crime. The facts are facts that if you were meant to be a "sex haver" you would have already lost your virginity by 18.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:16 AM No.935916866
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>>935912259 (OP)
troon out and worship bbc wyteboi
know your place!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:00:13 AM No.935916927
>>935912259 (OP)
You are a horny scumbag. But its normal to be one. That is humanity. That is just. Humanity. Don't let religion and social pressures tell you otherwise. What they say is COMPLETE and utter nonsense meant to control what you do.