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Nic… uuooOhMG!!!!!!!! (Runs away screaming)
What Happened to her Dick!!! It’s like it was torn out by its roots and alll. Omg
I was raised to be a Sauciér, man. My whole family is sauciérs. So I joined the Navy because supposedly the navy has the best food. But they took us all training to be chefs and brought us out to this hundred yard long line of prime rib and they set it in pots to boil and turn it grey.
I just wanna find some mangoes to make a nice mango cream. Gotta be a mango here somewhere…..?
(Shh…)
What? Is it Charley?
[stalking noises in the jungle]
[angry hungry Rawr Tiger noises]
[angry violent M16 noises]
Omg NEVER get out of the boat. NEVER GET OUT OF THE BOAT, man. A Tiger. I didn’t sign up for this. I just wanna be a chef man. Fucking Tiger!
Omg I just wanted to be a chef, man!
I just wanted to see a pretty femmeboy cock I didn’t expect to see a vagina Jesus Christ it’s like there USED to be a dick there now it’s imploded. (What happened during trans surgery is horrible)!
Keep your pp, just keep it. It’s prettier to have a girl cock than to have an artificial axe wound