Are air fresheners really that tasty to dogs?

The difference between cats and dogs:

dogs literally LOVE eating cat feces....
to dogs, it's a delicacy
eating the feces of the more superior species

but you'll never see a cat eat dog shit....

>>935920322 (OP)
The difference between YOU and JEWS:

at the age of 13, Jewish boys and girls become ADULTS during their bar mitzvah and bat mitzvah

at the age of 13, the family considers them to be adults, and they are allowed to participate in the families decision making.

So by the time they turn 18, THEY'VE ALREADY HAD 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE "ADULTING"

YOU?....... You were told that you would remain a child until the morning you became 18 years old, at which point you were magically expected to suddenly become a responsible adult.

.......... and look how that worked out for you

You're simply inferior to Jews
in every way
Jews are better communicators
Jews know exactly HOW TO GET WHAT THEY WANT
Jews are not afraid to SPEAK UP
and Jews have much bigger penises than white men

In every conceivable way, they are far from far superior to you

basically, Jews are like cats
And you're like a dog eating their shit out of a litter box

>>935920322 (OP)
And just like a stupid dog, you try to bark and growl and act intimidating

You tried to pretend that you're superior

while you eat cat shit

by the way, I have a tiny little orange cat and her name is SPUTNIK™

SPUTNIK™ is full grown, 8 years old, and no bigger than the average kitten

she will always be a tiny little handful, and nothing more.

our neighbor used to have a trained attack dog, a German Shepherd, that she bought for personal protection.

One day, tiny little SPUTNIK™ attacked her German Shepherd and beat the ever living shit out of that dog!!!

absolutely FEARLESS!!!!

I forgot her dog's stupid name, because it's irrelevant. But that dog was TERRIFIED

tiny little Sputnik BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT DOG!! Sputnik attacked his face, with those razor blade claws flying faster than lightning bolts

The dog didn't stand a chance

Your penis is smaller than mine
It's genetic
It's not your fault
no wonder you're so envious

hint: winners never complain... complaining is specifically for the losers

>>935920833
hahaha!! I love that picture of Sputnik

SHE ATTACKED THAT BIG OLD GERMAN SHEPHERD VICIOUSLY!!! It was relentless

our neighbor had to grab her dog by the collar and try to protect her from our cat

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Like I said....
those who are victorious Never complain

only those who weren't good enough end up complaining about their loss

>air fresheners?
>MUH JEWS

>>935920322 (OP)

This is still one of my favorite skits on that entire show. The leadup was amazing.

I guess it's really no surprise that Hitler would be so envious of Jews, considering the fact that Hitler had such a small penis.

If you are a fan of Hitler, then of course you already know he was born with one of the smallest penises you could ever imagine, much like Napoleon and Trump, in fact.

also, Hitler was born with an odd physical anomaly, an unusual congenital birth defect: BORN WITH ONLY ONE TESTICLE

He was also a homosexual, who never consummated his marriage to his cousin, and only had sex three times, all three involving other men.

He never had sex with a female. Never.

He was also bipolar, mentally ill, and self-medicating with intravenous methamphetamine and morphine.

A mother fucking NEEDLE JUNKIE

A NEEDLE JUNKIE = THE LOWEST FORM OF SCUMBAG

So let's put it all together, okay? It's easier to understand when you look at all of it in one lump:

a short, diminutive, one testicle manic mentally ill midget, who stuck needles in his arms to get high, and spent his entire life hiding his sexual attraction to other men.

If that's your version of a 'hero', then it would be extremely easy to manipulate you into sucking my dick.

because apparently, you idolize insane needle junkie homosexuals born with only one ball.

less than half a man....

no wonder he was jealous of Jews
It's because Jewish men have much bigger penises than yours

I've never met a heterosexual neo-Nazi.

Not even once...
I've known lots of REAL LIFE SKINHEADS
I'm not talking about your recent incarnation, the video game playing, anime watching, effeminate awkward misfits who spray paint themselves with the latest trend, and call themselves neo-Nazis, thinking it makes them appear intimidating...

(It actually makes you appear scared, dumbass)

nope I'm talking about the OLD SCHOOL REAL SKINHEADS, BACK IN THE '80S...

And I've known alleged neo-Nazis throughout my life ever since... All the way up to today, when the real skinhead guys have been replaced with a bunch of otherwise effeminate sexually failed lonely losers sitting in gaming chairs...

Neo-Nazis that still live with their mommy

neo Nazis that can't pay the internet bill, because they don't even have a job

I'd never met a heterosexual neo-Nazi

after all, you all idolize a homosexual
seriously...
Why don't you just idolize the village People instead?

because if you're in the habit of idolizing homosexuals, why not just pick RuPaul?

IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO MAKE YOU SUCK MY DICK

That's the reason you lean towards neo-Nazi antisemitism bullshit fashion trends

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOLLOWER
AND A LONELY LITTLE MAN
WHO WOULD SUCK MY PENIS
TO KEEP ME AS A FRIEND

>>935920322 (OP)
Some of the earliest ones were.

And when all the dust settles... That's what Neo-Nazi ism is really all about, isn't it?

DISENFRANCHISEMENT....

being overlooked... lack of accomplishments... lack of motivation... loneliness... low self-esteem, and the overwhelming desire to feel as if you are finally "part of something"

because you got overlooked your entire life. You were never allowed to be part of something, because nobody wanted you on their team.

none of the girls at school liked you
BECAUSE YOU DISENFRANCHISED YOURSELF, DUMBASS

Jews didn't put a gun to your head and force you into becoming a loser with the ladies

Jews aren't the reason you haven't accomplished anything with your life

loneliness...
The realization that you don't matter
That you are powerless
So instead of accomplishing something
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE COMPLAINING

YOU LAZY WORTHLESS FUCKING NIGGER

And when all the dust settles... That's what Neo-Nazi ism is really all about, isn't it?

DISENFRANCHISEMENT....

being overlooked... lack of accomplishments... lack of motivation... loneliness... low self-esteem, and the overwhelming desire to feel as if you are finally "part of something"

because you got overlooked your entire life. You were never allowed to be part of something, because nobody wanted you on their team.

none of the girls at school liked you
BECAUSE YOU DISENFRANCHISED YOURSELF, DUMBASS

Jews didn't put a gun to your head and force you into becoming a loser with the ladies

Jews aren't the reason you haven't accomplished anything with your life

loneliness...
The realization that you don't matter
That you are powerless
So instead of accomplishing something
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE COMPLAINING

YOU LAZY WORTHLESS FUCKING NIGGER

And when all the dust settles... That's what Neo-Nazi ism is really all about, isn't it?

DISENFRANCHISEMENT....

being overlooked... lack of accomplishments... lack of motivation... loneliness... low self-esteem, and the overwhelming desire to feel as if you are finally "part of something"

because you got overlooked your entire life. You were never allowed to be part of something, because nobody wanted you on their team.

none of the girls at school liked you
BECAUSE YOU DISENFRANCHISED YOURSELF, DUMBASS

Jews didn't put a gun to your head and force you into becoming a loser with the ladies

Jews aren't the reason you haven't accomplished anything with your life

loneliness...
The realization that you don't matter
That you are powerless
So instead of accomplishing something
YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE COMPLAINING

YOU LAZY WORTHLESS FUCKING NIGGER

no wonder you're so jealous of cats
come empty these litter boxes for me

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