Thread 935923994

waifu

moshi

>>935923890
They already know. Fuck them. They're tyrannical anti-constituitonal bastards.

>>935923947
Yeah it was fed prison. Spent most of my time in county jails though.

>>935924264
I spent alot of time locked up. Feds are nicer than county and state. Part of living is someone putting bluebox and leg irons on you. The backs of my heels have scars from it. Because I was naughty it's a fucking scar lol from leg shackles

>>935925719
I got a scar on my foot thats basically just skin over a hole from a staph infection I got in the county. I was hoping it'd get bad enough to sue em. Ah well. I got most of the guards in the county I was at the longest to like me well enough. They let me make hootch and move to whatever room I wanted to. Except the fat black women guards. They were fucking cunts.

I was only state but knew people who went to fed after serving state time and vice versa and also i got friends in feds right now they told me about it enough and prison is prison

>posting your waifu on /b/
disgusting

>>935925890
Damn sweet digs if they let you make hooch. fruit and sugar and bread yeast. I used to make all sorts stuff even smoked coffee lol

>>935923994 (OP)
She shakin

>>935925939
Pretty much. I can't wait for the friends I made in county to get out of state. You meet some really cool people locked up. Being so deprived of shit to do too you end up having such stupid fun doing such stupid things. Me and a dude bought and saved up a bunch of zyprexa to be retards just because.

>>935926029
Fuck that i did wellbutrin and was so popular they stopped prescribing it to people.

>>935925997
Well they don't let you, but they know and as long as they don't see it well whatever. It was a pretty shitty jail actually. Was neat to have showers in the cell though. Also the bread there is baked, the yeast isn't active enough. I would try to explain it to people but they wouldn't listen and toss the goddamn chokebread bricks into it and fuck it all up. Also we only had applesauce and apple juices in that place. And you had to be Jew or Muslim to get them in kosher. So everyone had to go through me in the pod I was in. Best shit was about 25+ juices and 25+ sauces, a honeybun, and a bag of candy. Stick the bag in the shower. Was thick like a slop but goddamn did we get fucked up. Too heavy for most peoplestomachs though. But yeah that jail was fucked. Most claim it's one of the worst in Michigan.

>>935926089
Welbutrin wasn't allowed there. I would buy that in the other place I went to later. The zyprexa was wild though. Once you're out like a coma after all the nerve flopping around like a fish shit and having hyper realistic dreams. We also had heroin to snort at one point. That was pretty funny.

>>935926147
:) we're going to be friends

>>935926198
Yea i did xanax in seg was best time ever

>>935926211
Maybe. Idk.

>>935926270
I'm supposed to be prescribed Adderall and Xanax, but none of the places would give it. Just that shitty suboxone. I've been told the county out where I was living would have gotten me it though. Wasn't a Fed holding facility though.

>>935926458
It's just meaning we're friendly so far and from the same area had similar experiences
>>935926458
suboxone is for heroin detox and you probably could have got it if you were in school atleast that's how it works in illinois

>>935926534
>and from the same area
Huh?

I know what suboxone is for. I'm not a heroin or drug addict at all though. Lots of people there would get it. Tried it a few times. Didn't care for it at all.

>>935926601
midwest
>didn't care for it
yea that's when you're real bad down and looking at decades or already were hard on drugs. Goodluck at the halfway house hopefully you get enough time to get on your feet i had 90days and worked making weber grills until i got enough to get out even had to pay rent after the 90days

>>935926733
I got months here. I hate it. Its fucking retarded. I also don't give a fuck though and just do what I want. The rules here are asinine and make no sense.

>>935926022
Kero kero.

>>935927208
Heyhey.
I'm going to bed right about now, but I wanted to post these at you while it's still up.
>>935914375
>>935914404
>>935914568

>>935927208
Hallo.

>>935927303
>kitty pictures
Cute little stinker.

>>935927364
Aren't they just?
Three of 'em. They're different kitties, and all three will be mine soon. (End of next week!)

>>935927303
Kitties! Cute kitties!
Night!

>>935927386
The bessst.
Goodnight goodnight.

>>935927364
Goodnight. Be well!

>>935927364
How are you? How was the Jet Li movie the other day?

>>935927383
>>935927433
Oh what the heck, so many?
Too many cats will spoil the broth.
Good night, you.

>>935927494
Heya. What's up?
Uhh well I liked it, everyone else hated it.

>>935927593
Which one was it again?
They have no taste. I've liked most of his movies I've seen.

>>935927904
Hero (2002)
Some niggas have no appreciation for slow, simple wuxia movies.

so what the hell do you fags even talk about? and do waifu posters still get indiscriminately banned out of nowhere?

>>935928134
>Hero (2002)
Oh huh. I haven't seen that one. I may have to give it a watch.
Play a Gundam movie next. All of /waifu/ but me universally despise Gundam.

>>935928210
Thats rather gay of them. Gundam is the shit.

>>935928148
Ah, hello anon? Anything.

>>935928210
Including me, probably.

>>935928148
>what the hell do you fags even talk about?

oh well what's up?
>>935928621
I happen to be well versed in that topic.

>>935928551
>>935929036
meant to say sup to you but im half sleep and stoned at the same time so excuse the faux pas.

>>935929036
Explain then.

>>935929092
well when you touch the tip of the penis, white stuff comes out and makes you very sticky.

>>935929065
Maybe it's time to consider bed then.

>>935929310
I will whenever I feel like it.

>>935929344
Sure, fair. So who's your waifu?

>>93592940
a certain witch who known for shooting huge laser beams.

ok well im going pass out i'll check on you guys when there's more of you so we can talk about penises or anything really.

>>935929433
Ah I see, she's a Touhou character, mhm?

Good morning all

>kneesocks claimed

>>935930426
Hello hello.

>>935930853
How we doing today frog?

>>935930948
Pretty good, but hopefully worse than tomorrow
How about you?

>>935931020
A wonderful way to look at it.
I'm good! Could use more coffee, but good!

>>935931541
Well I was hoping to slack off a little tomorrow but it looks like I won't be able to, damnit
Oh that's a good idea actually, I should make some myself. Heading to work soon? Or already there?

Well this thread turned out shit. Figured it would have died off and now its too late to delete it...

>>935932717
Rude

>>935931683
Eh, no rest for the wicked, well sleep when we're dead and all that.
That you should, just got in. Big ol truck today. Boss man's overstocked for a big sale.

>>935932717
Mean

>>935932927
Yup pretty much.
Mhmm, just finished mine, now about to go home.
You show them what for, socks claimer o7

>>935932765
To myself, maybe. But there's nothing I can do about the actions of like one other person ruining it for everyone.
>>935932927
Everything I say is mean.

>Everything I say is mean.
relm?

>>935933429
You’re a faggot poser

>>935933682
Tell relm to
>>935934183
fuck off and kys.

>>935933282
Very good!
Damn straight one down, 3 to go.

>>935933429
Not in our interactions as far as I remember

>>935932717
ya dun figgered wrong

>>935934972
kys faggot you’re in a waifu thread

Oi!

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight. emyzeth

>>935937091
Oi!

>>935937790
Sdown?

>>935937827
Swauce?

>>935938049
Ketchub.

>>935938049
Makes me think of RussianBadger lol

>>935938119
Mudsturd

>>935938155
Exactly! Love that dude!

>>935938425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ayRtaJdMs

>>935938444
>On Juneteenth, famous youtuber RussianBadger says "I will acquire Black Spider-Man."
He and his crew crack me the hell up lol

>>935938475
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

>>935938662
They are a trip, love to see it.

>>935938988
Somewhat. It's the byproduct of playing the flute.

>Larry is the favorite Pokemon character with a name starting with ‘L’ on r/pokemonmasters
No wonder 4chan thinks you’re all redditarded

>>935939845
Woah! So that's why I hate it.

Where are the guys who know how to treat a woman right? emyriion

>>935941979
The best waifu is your computer.

>>935945568
If it can make an accurate Lillie AI, then you’re right!

How about that Anzu?

>>935952628
Thoroughly mediocre. Tachibana Arisu is best idol

>>935952628
Smells like cat piss and wet dog feces.

>>935952628
Total baddie

>>935952795
>brown hair
yuck!
>>935952835
Grow up

>>935952989
I am growed up. I'm a big boy! She's just stinky.

>>935952989
Well, I prefer black hair, myself.

I don’t want to fight Agronak! He’s suicidal, and won’t fight back. All because his dad is a vampire

>>935952958
What makes you say that?
>>935953066
Maybe I beat you up and stick your head in a toilet, how about that?
>>935953357
Does your waifu have black hair?

>>935953066
i'm not a woman

the problem is it doesn't seem to be true ai

>>935953814
>Maybe I beat you up and stick your head in a toilet, how about that
Pussy. You wouldn't and couldn't.

>>935953912
Kys tranny freak.

>>935953814
Brown. She’s also likely borderline retarded, but I love her determination to emulate her idol despite possibly having an extra chromosome is endearing.

>>935953814
All vibes

>>935928148
Are you the cuck marisafag from /jp/?

>>935954161
It would be trivial
>>935954208
It only makes them cuter when they're dumb
>>935954537
Why so many anon posters tonight?

>>935954902
Heck yeah I needed this hype
>>935954970
Full moon

>>935954991
its a classic.

>>935955067
How come this is the fist time I see you posting it??

>>935954970
>It would be trivial
Like you're lifes is? Lmao

>>935955562
You havent been here when I've posted it in the past.

>>935954991
But it's not even... How about you post your waifu and then nobody has to get hurt.

>>935955704
what waifu?

>>935955732
Your waifu.
>>935954991
You wanna compare receipts?

>>935955645
That's what they always say
Hit me with another classic I might have missed
>>935955704
What if I want to see someone get hurt

How should I convince my dad that I should try to make content that I really want to do before moving up at work?
I mean, he can’t MAKE me do things, but I’m actually enjoying something genuinely for a change.

>>935955833
https://youtu.be/ayVVXmi9HX0?si=P7L1Qrn2b3X5WwpR

>>935955833
Then you're an asshole.

>>935955866
Challenge them in Mario Kart
>>935955903
Not bad I'm liking the first much more
>>935956125
Even if someone gets hurt in a funny way?

I got alot done rn.
I was in my get things done mode
The mode i get in before I count the sand on the beach mode
It's my favorite mode makes me finish all my 30 projects at once sometimes that i blow off to get drunk

>>935956249
I don’t actually have Mario Cart
This might be my favorite video I’ve made so far. As you can see, I’m a work in progress
https://youtu.be/8a0KP3m0ltk?si=hY72CsB6mBOz9OeK

>>935956249
Uta is pretty good yeah. Danzai is my favorite from them though.
Might be osu map bias though since Danzai was a spaced streams map.

>>935956249
That's irrelevant if you don't post your waifu.

>>935956346
Garfield Kart?
>>935956415
Are you still playing Osu?
>>935956443
Uhhhh

>>935956819
sometimes, then i regret it immediately.

>>935956819
What’s Garfield Cart? Lmao you’re making stuff up.

>>935956849
why would you regret something you like to play?
>>935957279
I am not , Garfield kart racing is real

>>935957659
It makes me remember I am a mere shell of the person I used to be.

>>935957659
You lie like a rug

>>935957797
It is real and sonic tacing is coming out with hatsune miku

>>935957740
I'm sure we all have that one game making us feel the same way
>>935957797
See for yourself

>>935957740
Shit, I know how that feels.
Introspection is a good way to figure yourself out, if you will. Might help, might not.
>>935957939
>Check google
>It’s real
My apologies, I was wrong to call you a liar. I might have to give it a shot if Oblivion Remaster gets boring.

>>935958005
I have many.

Anony.

Buncha dumb new fags and a buncha dumb old fags. Most of you don't even belong here lmao

yea what she said

So annoying, so boring. Where is he, mmh.

>>935959810
Shut up

N I G G E R
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>>935959913
Sopmod.

So fucking gay. I bet you fags like ass fucking other dudes and getting AIDS.

More like POOPMOD

>>935959933
>>935959913
>>935956443
>>935948799
>>>935948799

>>935959933
Mmmmh.... yes?

>>935960057
Nothing.

>>935960057
How are you gay and single and if "bisexual" that's even worse because you have no preference limiting you. You must smell like ass or something, i suggest using soap and water and 20minutes to of running water.

I know you cave people are used to it so mist be something else

Bisexual doesn't exist for males. Any male that's bisexual is just gay but in denial. Only girls can be bisexual.

>>935960303
That doesn't even exist that's just being women

>>935960406
Exactly. But guys that claim to be bisexual are really just gay.

Everyone in these threads is a faggot except me.

>>935960462
I am not a fag. I only fuck VIRGINS!

>>935959913
where have you been

>>935960439
I agree. that's why I think im better looking than any other guy is because they're ugly to me.
>>935960462
im gay for myself

>>935960462
This

>>935960668
You fuck other guys in the butt.
Get AIDS and die please.

>>935960088
Somehow this really ticked me off. In a good way.

>>935960588
Say the thing.

>>935960588
He's been playing with his asshole

>>935960882
post the thing

>>935961023
Does it matter where I've been? I don't think it makes a difference.

It's the gay hookup hour between neptune and the animus niggers


all crossdressing fags too

What the fuck is an animus niggers?

A you has been sensed

I was going to start working on a drawing and i just cut the shit out my hand.

now i have to wait with duck tape till it stops bleeding

>>935960679
Purple Momiji?
>>935956339
I need a get things done mode, but I have to force it.
Also, is that female Galactus?

>>935961099
only if I ask
GAO

>>935961270
Daughter of galactus

>>935961286
I came just for you actually. Gaogao
I learned that Nagato Yuki is a gooner and she plays eroge in public.

>>935961457
Can girls goon?

"girls"

>>935961457
but where have you been? GAO
she sounds based where did you lean that?

claiming the best waifu ever, Sayaka
ty for listening

>>935961719
Have you watched “Magia Record”? I’d rather have the next movie over another spin off, but content is content, I guess.
>>935961296
Galactic has a daughter?

>>935961536
Why wouldn't they?
>>935961702
Nowhere. Gao.
I saw a clip, the MC walks in greets her, then a moan comes from her laptop. She says she "finds it interesting."

>>935961800
It's on the list

>>935961864
everywhere but here GAAAo
and how does that make her a gooner?

>>935961800
Yeah. they use her as announcer in rivals

>>935961904
It’s for sale on crunchyroll store if you’re interested. That’s where I got it.
Anyway, have a good night thread, it’s bed time.

>>935961982
I finally decided on a concept for my next piercings.
She plays porn games.

>buying anime
Threads just get gayer and dumber every day.

>>935961864
Isn’t gooning edging for days on end to build up huge loads? I suppose a squirt could be the female equivalent.

>>935961457
The chibis are NOT canon

>>935962064
more? where?
but does she act on it? she could be admiring the art

>>935962146
But what if we believe really hard in our hearts..?
>>935962086
You're thinking too much about it...
>>935962241
Left ear, right ear has the industrials.
You too are also thinking too much about it, lol.

>>935962293
and what are you adding to that side?
I have to get to the bottom of that new information
and claims

>>935962050
Thanks but I go by >>935962080
Nighty night~

>>935962416
Mostly labrets and rings. I might even pull off organizing 4 perforations into a 4 letter word.
Kinda passing out.

>>935963060
go eep can yeep later

>>935963187
See you later then.

>>935963227
goodnight

>>935963227
hopefully not

>>935963227
I have some leftover cake, do you want a slice?

lmao

can't even troll. it's worse than reddit

>>935964038
i look like this irl

>>935965557
you wish. when i say my hollywood near its umbrella acadamy being the closest

>>935965714
Yes I do.

>>935966126
i believe it just be honest next time. it's a near impossible beauty standard. most the girls in games and media are.

>>935966239
Yes I am gorgeous.

>>935966278
Bust–Waist–Hip
92–60–88cm (36–24–35″)
Height
167cm (5ft6in)

if you don't match you don't even come close

>>935966394
Literally me.

>>935966558
Even if uou match measurements you need same tone a muscle and conventional attractive asian features which aeris was the opposite of. You ain't.

>>935966631
I really am. I have heaving breasts.

>>935966809
Why are they heaving? Don't erp with me

>>935966845
Yes. They go like Whoosh

>>935966897
It's not.

>>935968859
What?! You are such a fag! How many waifus will you buy? I bet you will get all of them for free in the future!

>>935969004
yes and i will pay to supplement them and make them better and they will appreciate me in their life us working ad a team. I will gather them like pokemon and train them to be the very best

neptune is a crossdressing faggot like half the fags in these threads

imma making vegetables for breakfast. i hope they don't give me white onions again. I need red to make baja chipotle subs.

think my hands going to open up. wish i had some super glue

lgbt computer only nazis *yawn*
it doesn't get more pathetic than hate groups being only for hate speech and not hate action

>>935974894
Oi

>>935975907
Hey you there.

>>935977397
yo

>>935977462
>>935977397
Why are you gay?

>>935977462
Sawp?

>>935977597
nothing.

>>935977647
>>935977597
Enjoy your diseases, fags.

>>935977647
Oh. Sucks balls.

>>935977674
You need to have sex to get diseases

>>935977833
Yeah. GAY SEX

>>935979182
Nobody in this thread has sex

>>935923994 (OP)
and what would that be? i thought you were going for the most popular option.

>>935979182
I don't have gay sex i'm the only proven straight non virgin itt history besides one person i brought to the thread who left. I mean as in it's proven undeniable except to the most athletic of mental gymnasts

>>935979928
Except gay sex.

>>935981588
>is a whore
Just as bad as being gay.

>>935981588
I’m not a virgin and I’ve had sex with only women. However this is my first post in this thread and have no idea what’s going on.

>>935982902
Prove it or actually piss off rather because you know you won't

>>935977397
Good morning Tsuyu, how are we today?

Ngl... Vodafone may as well be the most retarded company I ever worked with...

Also, oi!

>>935984428
Oi! Sounds like my issues with Verizon.

>>935984885
They just have some absolutely retarded recharging times... that fucked my whole evening. Oh and also absolutely dogshit communication skills that would've solved my problem 2 store visits and 2 phone calls ago.

>>935985181
You know, for a communication company, it sure seems they need better communication.

I'm surprised this thread is still around in the current state /b/ is in.

>>935987020
Maybe 5G is too fast for their tiny brains. At least they're not pajeets... Even if I think pajeets would do a better job than them. Only the last girl I spoke with was actually decent at explaining the offers and shit.

>>935987171
Why's that?

>>935987385
these threads used to seem faster awhile ago then again my memory could just be bad too.

>>935987588
The entire board is extremely slow now so it matches the speed.

I fucked this little dime piece

>>935988384
Seethe incel
You don't fuck
You can't fight
What can you do except be angry?

im better looking more talented have better actual useful connections
You're just retards on /b/ assblasted over prostitutes

I feel like pizza for dinner or pizza rolls. I wish there was some fat nigger i could just take it from. He'll freeze up in memories the one i got in mind has ptsd from someone doing that.

>>935987309
Well that's nice at least, nice yo know someone has there mind on straight.

>>935990062
Unliek u. Butchering the poor English language like that.
And the last image.

WHO BAKING

>>935990170
>>935990170
>>935990170