Thread 935926509

Can we get a funny YLYL thread going?

Kamala lost: the thread

>>935926613
What if they’re both bad? Did you know it’s possible for someone to think that?

>>935926509 (OP)
The original LP is great.

>>935929015
This.
OP is a faggot.

>>935926509 (OP)
is "Mutt Goes To Bavaria" the original one of these? it's the earliest I know of but that isn't quite the same thing

>>935926509 (OP)
No such thing

>>935926509 (OP)
We can get a good meme, you'll see.

>>935932764

Based Hunter

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Tbh most of all rich kids end up doing this dumb stupid shit.
Also why the fuck half the crap is there about hunter getting pegged.

>>935926509 (OP)
>Greenland
I wish the USA would annex my country instead.
Like what is the logic to oppose this?
>Get real rights under a real constitution
>>>>>>Nooo I can not have gun rights!
>>>>>>>NOOOO I can not have protection from government spying and searches!
>>>>>>>NOOO you can not have a constitutional right to privacy!
Like WTF?!

>>935942850
>Get real rights under a real constitution

Like Puerto Ricans and Guam, right? Pretty cool taxation without representation. Which is pretty funny, if one thinks about the boston tea party, but that's another topic.

>>935943289
>Like Puerto Ricans and Guam, right? Pretty cool taxation without representation. Which is pretty funny, if one thinks about the boston tea party, but that's another topic.
What did this bot mean by this?

>>935943411
Just keep wondering. And while doing so, make sure that you don't check where and whom does the US constitution protect, and make very sure not to look up any SCOTUS decisions when it comes to citizenship rights of those who are legally part of the US, but out of the 50 states. Just keep on dreaming about those juicy constitutional rights you would get.

>>935929031
Of course not, but most of them are deranged cultists

>>935943980
>SCOTUS decisions when it comes to citizenship rights of those who are legally part of the US
WTF is this schizo talking about?

>>935947032
I'm afraid you need to speak English to understand even a single word. It's worth learning it in general, especially if you try to read text written in that language. Or, you know, visit a website from your own shithole country where they speak whatever gobbledygook you speak.

>>935926509 (OP)
>>935926613
>>935926747

you lost.

>>935947606
Look the bot is confused.
You posted schizo shit bot.
What magic
>SCOTUS decisions when it comes to citizenship rights of those who are legally part of the US
Are you referring to?

>>935926613
One is a literal who, the other is the former head of the FBI who helped conduct the witch hunt trials against Trump. Apples and oranges.

>>935929031
You're seriously gonna equate just saying to get someone out of there with an actual threat of violence?

How many times has Trump told people to get someone out of the room, WITH violence?

This isn't a real concern. It's a politically motivated manufactured outrage, meant to exact revenge for investigating Trump, and based on willfully interpreting an expression of policy disagreement as a terrorist threat.
Which everybody knows is a theater, the disciples have simply agreed to not say that out loud. Because that's how they "game the system," they're cool with living in that kind of world. Even if it means burning the first amendment at the stake.

>>935948776
No, you're just in a cult.

>>935947933
Shlomo's mad lol

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

>>935948910
>no
>I disagree
Why though? Nta

>>935949305
Still waiting for proof of this claim, didnt he apologize and here we still are epstien-list-less

>>935950050
That's a man.

>>935948712
>no more reputable source of opinion as FalseFlagInfo

>>935949305
>>935950145

We know he's on the list, it just doesn't matter. Stephen Hawking is on that list. He was photographed at the lsland. Not everybody there was banging kids.

The weird thing is that Elon acts like that's some kind of proof DJT was a pedo. If you think he's a pedo and you have proof, you hanging out with him is more weird than anything.

>>935952276
How do we know Stephen Hawkins wasn't a pedophile? The guy behind The Simpsons flew with Epstine once, got creeps out and never had contact with Epstine again. Hawkins visited Epstine's pedo island. While not everyone that interacted or flew with Epstine was a pedo or blackmailed, those are probably the people who only interacted with Epstine once. Trump is not one of those people. Trump interacted with Epstine a lot.

>>935953686
Trump derangement syndrome is really this bad in these people.

How about the fact that Hawking's dick didn't even work and he had to have his wife literally cart him around everywhere?

>>935953817
How is him stating a fact a derangement syndrome?

>>935953959
Its nit. That weirdo is talking about a cripples dick like its normal conversation in his life.

I gotta say, if you were on the flight logs once, most people would look past that and let it go
If you're in there a dozen plus times, you're a fuckin pedo

>Michael Jackson 101
>We all know the rules

>>935955579
isn't this what 'iran wants'?

>>935953817
>>935954196
...OK just because he's a cripple doesn't mean he doesn't have a sex drive. Also I didn't bring up Stephen Hawkins, someone else did. I merely pointed our that we can not rule out that SH was or was not a pedophile. You made the conversation about his dick.

Also you are on /b/. There is nothing normal about the conversations that are had here. If this shit makes you uncomfortable, you're on the wrong site and board. Reset Era might be more your taste.

>>935948776
>butthurt rationalization

>>935952276
Hawking paid prostitutes to rub their vagoos all over him. That's how he came up with theory about black hole radiation.

McMaga Faggots
>>935926509 (OP)

polslop: the thread

It's not a logfat thread. So I will bump it.

>>935929015
KDS

Kamala Niggerjeet lost

You're all tremendous retards. Shit flinging of the highest level like literal apes. I mean both the "left" and the "right" putting significant effort into the most mundane wannabe jokes and memes. It's sad. Truly saddening. You all could be putting this effort into bettering yourselves or making at least decent content to share online. But let's make fun of someone tripping on stairs or megamorphing a VP's persona for... nothing. Just nothing. It's not funny, it has no impact, it's all genuinely annoying. The American brain and spirit is utterly broken forever. You people are disgusting. You could have reached the stars.

Eat shit and die, American scum. I hope Israel nukes you.

You're all culinary disasters. This is food-flinging of the highest order—like chimps in a kitchen. I’m talking about both the “home chefs” and the “gourmet snobs,” putting serious effort into the most tasteless wannabe recipes and half-baked food memes. It’s depressing. Genuinely depressing. You could be learning real techniques or creating content that doesn't actively make people lose their appetite.

>>935964009
This was blessed and more enjoyable than anything else posted. I just wanted funnies but I entered a daycare instead. Thanks for the laugh

>>935943411
i do the same thing. the more they try shoving in my face that i shouldn't litter i purposely through that shit on the ground which i have never done in my life before.

same with the seatbelt shit. as soon as those annoying beeping things were added i just let that fucking thing beep and never buckle up until it stops; i always buckled up before

>>935948874
Bullshit. There’s been a shit ton of rallies where a protester got through, and he said to get them the hell out of here but don’t hurt them. How else is he supposed to handle it?

>Had to keep the thread bumped after 24 hours
troons are really pissed.

>>935953817
Where are the TBs large Epstein files? If Trump wasn't all over them fucking kids they would be released day one. Instead they'll never be released, and we all know why

>>935965040
>The right is not overly concerned with social issues
The absolute dumbest thing ever said

>>935965539
>Im a centrist and totally on your side bro
>Also we need to import millions of migrants and take away your rights to solve our problems and to stop billionaires!
You're not fooling anyone.

>>935965485
It's highly plausible 90% or more US politicians rape children. They e been covering up, destroying evidence, and murdering people to keep this quiet for a hundred years almost. And most of those occurrences are public knowledge. Not that the public knows, just that the instances of them brushing it under the rug is available to the public.
Bread and circus keeps people from caring. Wild.

>>935965762
thats antisemetic

>>935965611
They sure got you well trained, look at the brown man while they pick your pockets

>>935965611
I'm definitely not a centrist you fucking retard. If you didn't vote for Kamala it's time to suck start a shotgun

>>935966209
curiosity is sin.
ignorance is holy innocence.
only through suffering fear and hate can you get closer to the Jesus on the cross!
oklahoma is obviously the best state of the two!

>>935966320
It's not very funny
The lyrics are shit, the song is shit, and it's just fucking Bieber

>>935948910
Toddler response.

>>935966209
I wonder what the racial population differences between those two states is, I wonder I wonder.

>>935964548
You sound like someone who wasn't beaten up enough as a kid.
One day a cop is going to adjust that attitude of yours for you, and then you will go screaming to CBS about how you were "victimized" by The State.

>>935965040
Supreme Court just told them that molesting and interfering with children is down to the states. they won't be able to destroy any more kids in red states.

this thread

>>935970747
>every thread
Fixed that for ya

>>935970759
yea pretty much now, /b/ is dead

>>935948638
> United States v. Vaello-Madero
> The Constitution does not require Congress to extend Supplemental Security Income benefits to residents of Puerto Rico.

> Igartúa v. United States
> Residents of U.S. territories such as Puerto Rico do not have a constitutional right to vote in presidential elections, as the Constitution ties this right to statehood, and legislative distinctions based on residency location need only a rational basis to be constitutionally valid.

These are literally just the first two google results. I haven't even searched for Virgin Islands of the Northern Mariana Islands. If you have ever seen a computer, it is really faster to finds precedents, than writing some doggshit post. Unless you are being paid for the latter, of course.

>>935955579
That explosion would be many many many orders of magnitude bigger than the largest asteroid impact we have an impact structure for.
That crater was caused by a 16 mile wide rock smacking the earth at 16 miles per second.
The image shown is like 10x that.

>>935969217
9% black Mass.
7% black Oklahoma.
Go to bed retard.

>>935971216
>t. redditor neckbeard