Thread 935935144

LOLVIS, 9/11, & THE MAFIA"

back in the '90s, I can't really remember exactly when, a strip club opened in Atlanta called THE PINK PONY.

It was owned by a Las Vegas strip club kingpin named Jack Gilardi.....

Jack hired me to design the strip club's logo for him

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Israel delenda est

I designed a really really simple logo of a stripper riding a pony who as rearing up.

nothing spectacular, very simple, But that's exactly what they were looking for...

HOWEVER:
before I submitted the logo, I had a goofy funny idea, to play a joke on Jack gilardi, and present him with a HORRIBLE ugly amateurish terrible crappy piece of art.. something really really BAD... and pretend like I was serious, when I handed it to him

Just as a joke.....
So I took a ballpoint pen and a piece of Xerox paper, and I doodled the most DISGUSTING terrible drawing of a horse laying back smoking a cigarette with that giant dick and sperm drooling out of his urethra, with Barbara Bush (The first Bush president's wife) legs spread and her vaginal cavity stretched out like a mailbox and sperm pouring out of her as well

And in amateurish children's handwriting I scribbled the words PINK PONY across the top of the page

And I had a caption balloon coming out of the horse's mouth, and he was saying "I SURE DO LOVE THAT HUMAN PUSSY!"

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
And it was also drawn like a retarded person drew it...

I handed the horrible artwork to Jack at his office desk that afternoon... pretending like that was my submittal for his logo...

Just to see how he would react

Jack stared at the piece of paper. I wanted to say something like "I'm just joking. That's not the real logo", But I bit my tongue and remained silent as he continued staring at the horrific drawing.

tick tock tick tock...
he silently stared at it.....
his face changed from puzzled to mad

(Jack was almost a billionaire, and he was LAS VEGAS MOB, C Even though the newspaper articles always claimed he wasn't part of the mob. trust me, he definitely was. absolutely Sicilian la cosa nostra

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Jack was NOT a 'friendly easy going guy'
he was dangerous as fuck!!!
extremely dangerous
and ALL BUSINESS....

he finally got finished taking in the drawing of the horse who just finished fucking President Bush's wife smoking a cigarette...

And he looked up at me as if to say "what the fuck is wrong with you???!!!"

and THATS when I finally told him, "I'm just joking. here's the real logo"

And I put the real logo on his desk

he BUSTED OUT LAUGHING!!!!
he said "motherfucker, I thought you were fucking insane. I'm like what the fuck is wrong with this guy?"

and Jacks bodyguards wanted to see the joke logo

they all laughed their asses off

this was the REAL LOGO....

like I said.... simple
it only took me about 10 minutes to draw it

and I got paid several thousand dollars

by the way:
JACK FRAMED THE 'HORRIBLE' LOGO
and kept it hanging in his office
to show people....

not only did he hand me $7,000 but he also told me "I want you to paint the logo on the building"

(cash register sound ch-ching!)

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Just for reference, I've created this graphic to represent the size of the wall, compared to my size...

It was actually probably wider than this, but this is a good reference piece

BOBBY VENERIO:

at this stage of the game, once going to the club to prepare the job, I met one of Jack's henchmen...

a little short weasly Italian asshole named BOBBY VENERIO

(I used to call him Bobby venereal disease)

He was full of himself, and oddly enough, he was a lot like Joe pesci

Not joking. He even looked like Joe pesci
He talked like Joe pesci
And he seemed to think he was some kind of serious tough guy like Joe pesci..

little man syndrome....

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HOW TO PAINT A GIGANTIC MURAL OR LOGO:

by putting paint on the wall
and don't stop until you're done

step one: prime the wall white, then apply the background color

NEXT: paint the letters

it's a lot easier than it looks

...........IF you know what you're doing

and when I was finally finished 3 days later ($16,000 in 3 days)

I was ready to get the deferred 50% final payment

I never lift a paintbrush until I have a 50% down payment

.........BOBBY VENEREAL DISEASE TOLD ME "SORRY PAL, BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID!"

dead serious........
Jacks henchman told me I had just been scammed by Jacks strip club.....

..........................here comes the good part

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.......... a SICILIAN LA COSA NOSTRA (mob) member of Jack gilardi's organization decided he was going to fuck me out of $8,000

once I had finished the work.....

lol he obviously didn't realize who he was dealing with

So all of my materials were still down at the job site, extra long extension roller poles, roller pads, all of the original paints

I waited until this strip club closed at 4:00 a.m., and got dressed, realizing it would take them an hour to finish counting the money and get out of the club

And I went down to the strip club

AND PAINTED A GIGANTIC PENIS ON THE HORSE

And I changed the letter P to a B

And right there on Buford highway in Atlanta, with 250,000 cars driving past it every day, suddenly the side of their building said THE PINK BONY

100% absolutely TRUE.....

then I went back home as the sun was coming up, and I went to sleep

because I used to DJ at strip clubs, I knew they opened at 11:00 in the morning, so I had about five hours of sleep when my phone rang...

...... exactly like I knew the phone was going to ring right after 11:00 a.m.


Bobby was FURIOUS !!!!!!!!

obviously, he was aware that I'M THE ONE WHO PAINTED THE GIANT PENIS ON THE HORSE

But he was really careful not to upset me, not to accuse me of anything.

(obviously Jack gilardi had spoken to Bobby, and now Bobby was taking orders instead of acting like a big shot)

"Johnny, somebody came and vandalized your painting last night! they painted a big dick on the horse. And there's cars driving by looking at it. we need you to come down and fix it immediately! "

................
Wait for it

" well Bobby, I love to come fix it, but that's going to cost extra. Plus, you already owe me $8,000"

after talking to somebody in the background, Bobby got back on the phone and said
" I'LL GIVE YOU $10,000. HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE! "

In preparation for this thread, I tried to find photograph stuff Bobby venerio, but I can't find any for some reason. For all I know, he might have been murdered 30 years ago. I really don't know)

So I used pictures of Joe pesci instead, because Bobby venerio literally looked like Joe pesci and even talked like him.

If you're familiar with Joe pesci
then you're familiar with Bobby vennaro

I went straight to the strip club, didn't even touch any of the paints, and walked straight into the office. "You've got my money?"

Bobby gave me $10,000 cash

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So I went outside, grabbed the paints, and within 11 minutes, the sign looked normal again

(You're probably asking yourself right now... "what is this have to do with the 9/11 terrorist attack?)

......... to be continued

........ what did this story have to do with the 9/11 terrorist attack?


......... I thought you'd never ask

........... And I'm going to tell you

.......... Muslim fundamentalists are extremely radical in their religious beliefs

they despise infidels
they despise smut
they despise pornography
they despise women in general
they despise sexuality

to them, America is a cesspool of horny infidels

and just like ALL RELIGIONS, The laws of Muhammad are all fairy tales, complete fucking bullshit that never happened

they're just pretending

and they're the biggest hypocrites you'll ever find


on September 10th, 2001, three of the 9/11 terrorists WENT TO THE PINK PONY in Orlando

three of the 9/11 terrorists walked past my logo on the giant sign

three of the 9/11 terrorists spent their last night on planet Earth AT THE PINK PONY

EPILOGUE :

years later, in 2005, I was having a conversation with a DIXIE MAFIA 'capo' in Atlanta...

The Dixie Mafia are completely different than the Sicilians... they are nothing more than worthless white trash, with no honor, and no principles

they will betray each other blindly, and have absolutely no loyalty or class whatsoever

It's basically just loosen it trailer park trash who are willing to kill people for a little bit of money, and exploit vulnerable people in any way possible.

anyway...
I was having a meeting with the head of the Dixie Mafia in Atlanta, about an art job he wanted me to do for him

and he was the one who brought up Jack Gilardi

"You know Johnny, a long time ago Jack told me what you did painting that dick on the horse. He said HE WAS GOING TO KILL YOU for doing it.. But then he changed his mind when he saw you beat Bobby Venerio for an extra $2,000. Jack said THAT JOHNNY KIDS GOT BALLS!!! "

hahahaha!!

NOT JOKING!!!! 100% TRUE

Jack had already made the decision to have me killed, until he sat there listening to Bobby on the phone with me, agreeing to pay me extra...

THE END

have a good day! bye

>>935935144 (OP)
Shut the fuck up and give Israel your money

>>935936650
You misspelled Israeli Zionists, but we all know what you're really trying to say

>>935936956

YOU ARE THE REASON GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU

It's not jews
It's not niggers
It's not Mexicans
It's not women
It's not little green men from outer space

............... it's YOU

................. YOU


YOU = The reason women won't fuck you

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME
And try to get all the masturbation finished before your mommy gets home from work, because she can hear the floor squeak at night

It keeps her awake

And she has to work hard to keep you alive

The least you could do is complete your embarrassing masturbation schedule before she comes home

YOU OVERLOOKED IRRELEVANT UNEMPLOYED POWERLESS IMPOTENT LITTLE BOY

I dealt with some real men in my life
dangerous motherfuckers
Go play another video game
sissy boy

Imagine posting all this just to get saged and still be a giant lying faggot.

>>935937017

I don't know how many legitimate Sicilian mafia kingpins you've intentionally pissed off and played games with, ending up earning their respect, having your artwork framed in their office, and having him allow you to scam his employees out of an extra $2,000 of the kingpin's money

because it's hard to experience real life

WHEN YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT LITTLE BOY SITTING IN MOMMY'S SPARE BEDROOM

lol @ You never seen a vagina before

Not in real life
You've never seen a vagina in real life
BECAUSE YOU ARE A WEAK IMPOTENT LITTLE BOY

Your mother's going to kick you out of her house, little boy

BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HER RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE

>>935937082

imagine having such little life experience, that you're too stupid to even realize the truth when you see it

Go paint another Warhammer figurine, you lonely irrelevant masturbating loser with the ladies

(according to every woman on planet Earth, you are a homosexual. or at least you might as well be, because they're never going to have sex with you)

>>935937082

HOW YOU BECAME A HOMOSEXUAL:

obviously, ONE VIDEO GAME AT A TIME

You don't even qualify as half a man

>>935937082

imagine not having any talent at all

no natural born talents
no natural gifts or skills That you can charge a lot of money for

It looks like it's going to be flipping hamburgers for you, UNEMPLOYED TALENTLESS BUM

Jack gilardi is 10 feet tall.
Khxy8

Shut up kike

>>935935144 (OP)
What am I missing here? Don't know if true but kinda fun / interesting story. But the later spazzing definitely doesn't seem like the kind of response from someone who could be the protagonist of this story.

Alright, that story of Pink Bony was hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh after a long workday. :-)

>>935937039
Based bomber of truths right here.