Thread 935937603

Go cry to the Mods, Eustace. Logs are here to stay!

>>935937603 (OP)
>pppprrrrfffffttttt

>>935937603 (OP)
That’s too bad because no one wants you here. Too retarded to leave, eh shiteater?

>>935937675
yeah, I was actually working on a PhD in astroneurology at Stanford, but then I discovered poop eat, and now I'm just a dummy throte slut

>>935937675
Grow up

>>935937758
Yea, I'm a turd whore. But I discovered shit suck instead of poop eat

>>935937603 (OP)
Eustace drinks the log poster's hot feces.

>>935937813
I tried shit suck but it just wasn't as good for me as poop eat. I'd rank it third, between throte clog and fart sniff, but that's just my opinion.

>>935938040
That's hot. He's shit smells like roses and freshly baked cookies

>>935937603 (OP)
Is there anything better than watching this dead board fill with feces? Nope.

>>935937603 (OP)
Did you just admit that this spam needs to be reported and you need to be banned for posting it?

Andy going back in time to the 1990s be like:

>>935939244
Cringe. There is literally no aspect of this forced meme that is engaging.

>>935939291
And yet here you are, engaged with the meme.

>>935939548
Nobody's engaging with your cringe you overconfident spamming fat ass

>>935938800
I get banned for 3 days all the time. I wait 3 days then log back in. It's so hot

>>935937603 (OP)
mawds please change his post images to furry porn kthx bai :3

>>935939618
You literally use bots for nearly every post you make

Why isn't this an instant ban mods?

>>935939606
>he says as he engaged with me
Kek. Take your pills, E. Your schitzo is showing.

>>935939643
Proof???

>>935939648
No it isn't. This is pointing out once again that this is a forced failed meme and you are a fucking cringe Lord spamming the board

>>935939669
Mods take note that the spammer is literally bragging that he is using bots with this post

>>935939721
How was asking for proof any kind of admission? You really are unhinged, aren't you, E?
>>935939685
Thanks for the engagement, E. Keeping log threads on page 1 is our mutual goal!

>>935939769
Telling you to fuck off isn't engaging your stupid forced meme fat ass.

We could keep going through this over and over again

>>935939769
You mean you did. There are no other posters in this thread besides you and me. And you literally just bragged that you got caught using a bot

>>935937603 (OP)

I want you to invest 8 minutes of your busy feces schedule, and scientifically analyze the mathematics of a particular song I want you to hear.....

It's quite literally a masterpiece of exquisite proportion, subtle, elegant, and extremely, EXTREMELY powerful...

the band (Rave DJ) is CREATIVE THIEVES
.... and the song is called
NASTY RHYTHM.............

It's about fucking..
actually, it's the OFFICIAL THEME SONG to having sex

And in the next two posts, I'm going to explain the mathematics I want you to pay attention to when investing these 8 minutes of your life..
.
https://voca.ro/19u2qS8a1bVf

LOGFACT:
You're going to like it... I promise

>>935939807
Let's! You can deny that you are engaging the meme, while simultaneously engaging it, and we can keep bumping this thread to page 1! I agree, let's continue! Thanks, E. Very mature of you!

>>935939855
cringe

>>935939826
Proof???

NASTY RHYTHM
begins with the sounds of water
calm, peaceful, relaxing..
The sex has yet to begin......

trust me.. This shit becomes quite badass... Don't be deceived

>>935939866
There is no aspect of your forced meme that is being engaged

And every post bumping your stupid faggot thread is telling you to fuck off

>>935939885
Mods, come on. This is a fucking bot

Why isn't this poster given a time out for using it?

>>935939871

CRINGE MY TESTICLES WITH YOUR CHIN

I'm trying to turn you on to ONE OF THE COOLEST FUCKING SONGS YOU'LL EVER HEAR

Don't behave like a parody of a douchebag

You're more intelligent than that

I'm turning you on to a song called NASTY RHYTHM

....................
after the undulating liquid intro, the vivacious black female vocalist makes a bold statement...

"YOU'VE GOT THE GOODS!"

He's got a big dick

>>935939936
Proof???

>>935939954
You literally have no talent or ability to engage others

>>935939866

>I'm harrassing people, and they're doing what I want! Even if they DIDN'T do what I wanted, I'll STILL post this until somebody does.

It must be SO STIMULATING in that rotted-away, narcissistic, sociopathic, self-congratulating brain of yours.

>>935939913
Whatever you have to tell yourself, E. Anyway, would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole? Yes or no.

by the way, I don't care what kind of music you listen to. metal or goth or country or rap....

If you don't hear the EXQUISITERY of this rave song, then you're stupid as fuck

>>935939969
Sorry, E. I don't speak immature. Can you repeat your schitzo ramblings in mature so I can comprehend? Please and thanks.

>>935939981
The words and pictures you use to accompany this cringe worthy forced meme are literally painful to watch

>>935939968

And you don't have an opinion that anybody gives a flying fuck about

YOU ALSO HAVE NO TASTE IN MUSIC

So shut up and listen to the song
listen and learn
financial sexual midget

after acknowledging the size of his dick, the sex begins, building slowly, undulating like rippling water that soon becomes oceanic waves

And the next stage begins
"TAKE ME TO THE TOP!"

"NEVER STOP!"

>>935940011

*inhales*

>"I'm harrassing people, and they're doing what I want! Even if they DIDN'T do what I wanted, I'll STILL post this until somebody does.

It must be SO STIMULATING in that rotted-away, narcissistic, sociopathic, self-congratulating brain of yours."

>>935940034
Nobody is forcing you to stay in this thread then. You can leave and go back to whatever BBC or Loli thread you originally came from if you'd like. It won't hurt my feelings, I promise.

>>935940066
You're literally trying to legitimize one of the most embarrassingly cringeworthy forced memes on this board

You deserve every bit of ridicule you're getting. Shut up.

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

>>935940068
I *prrrrt* can't *prrrrt* understand *prrrrt* your accent *prrrrt*

and now it's ON!!!

ITS THE NASTY RHYTHM
ITS THE NASTY RHYTHM
ITS THE NASTY RHYTHM
ITS THE HOT STUFF!!!

>>935940075
That's not how calling out spammers works here
And you've proven that You're obsessed with Black people and raping children.

>>935940034
Throte slidding

>>935940118
>Forced memes

are still spam

>>935940116
Proof???

>>935940101

check out the way the song ends:

The black chicks voice gets chopped into little pieces

But here's where I want you to examine the MATHEMATICS

because when the splicing begins, there are bigger gaps of voice interspersed with nano sized blank slices

But as each measure passes, each pattern completed, the silent slices incrementally become LARGER

and the sections of vocal become SMALLER

something that's only possible thanks to digital technology, the tiny little splices become thicker and thicker until there's just little grains of sand

her voice literally disintegrates into grains of sand

from a production standpoint
AS AN ARTIST
I'm sure you'll admire the effort they put into this song

next time you're getting some pussy
Play this song

It's the theme song to sex..

>>935940101

You literally used a Spongebob Meme.

If you can't take your hypocritical narc goblinoid intentions seriously, why should I? Why should any of us? Why should we tolerate you?

>>935940140
Mods, this is bot use.

Please either address it or remove the restriction from the global rules

>>935940093

quite literally NOBODY ridicules me

not in here or in real life

You guys can't afford an extension ladder tall enough to reach that point

GO PLAY SOME MORE MAGIC THE GATHERING, LITTLE BOY

little sci-fi weirdo misfit sissy boy

>>935940193
What's with the fucking Reddit spacing? Are you really this upset lol

>>935940170
So no proof....

>>935940158
Logs are quite serious business, I assure you.

>>935940216
Bot use

Mods

>>935940193

>weirdo misfit sissy boy

Says the guy who wants to eat the shit out of a Nikki Sixx knock-off femboi rocker twink's ass.

>>935940245
You have no "fan club"

This is just you spamming the board with a forced meme fat ass

>>935940249
I have the mind to report you for bot use. You're repeated assertions that I am a bot and you're requests for the mods are very.....bot like.

>>935940255
>Says the guy who wants to eat the shit out of a Nikki Sixx knock-off femboi rocker twink's ass.
Mmmm fuck yeah. That would be so fucking hawt.

>>935940272
You'd have to report yourself you fat fuck

>>935940281
You can't be a hedonistic faggot and a right wing Trumpshit at the same time loser

>>935940204

IRONIC:

you're the young vital one
and I'm the old washed up fossil......

yet YOU live like an old geezer in a nursing home

you don't work
Your mother is exactly like one of the nursing assistants at a nursing home, feeding you and wiping your ass. Your IMPOTENT LIMP ass... You never get any pussy.. You don't know how to party... YOU HAVE SHITTY TASTE IN MUSIC, and you're completely out of touch with everything that's cool. YOU CANT DANCE

YOU CANNOT DANCE
you have no sense of rhythm
you can't fight
you can't fuck

.......... meanwhile
I LIVE LIKE A TEENAGER
I know all the cool music
I know what's cool in culture and what's nothing more than cheap trendy fads (like the crap that you follow) I get pussy as nauseum, I am a EXCELLENT dancer, (rave liquid dancing) a can fight like a rabid gorilla, and I'm simply MUCH YOUNGER IN MIND AND SPIRIT THAN YOU

what good is your youth if you're going to spend it the way you've flushed it down the toilet?

If this was your youth, then why continue living into old age?

because you'll never have these opportunities again, opportunities you didn't even know existed, because you're too busy playing video games like a little boy

YOURE THE OLD WASHED UP FOSSIL
while I'm the vital young one

............. how was that Minecraft movie?

overweight?

>>935940442
You are literally having some sort of autistic fugue related breakdown lol

>>935940468
Immature?

>>935940268

ME?.........

............ "ME"?........

........... " I " have no fan club?.........

it's not MY fan club

I AM NOT LOGFAG

............ I WILL NEVER BE LF

............ he's got it under control
............ he doesn't need me help

............. I'm simply
PRESIDENT OF HIS FAN CLUB

(by the way, I will NOT allow Logfag to become a member of the Logfag Fan Club)

........... YOU?
you don't realize it yet
but you have made yourself a PUNCHING BAG

................you'll realize it eventually

BY THE WAY:
I know you're unemployed
obviously lol
so I am going to give you
A FREE MEMBERSHIP!!!

it's complimentary

>>935940600
cringe

You post like a high-pitched faggot too

>>935937603 (OP)
No they're not

eventually the mods are gonna just pull the plug on this as they should've years ago

>>935940655
Proof???

>>935940684
Mods the spammer has used bots at least three times in the thread

Why aren't these posts being moderated?

>>935940711
Proof???

mods ban this faggot

>>935940790
They really should ban E. Or at least give him a spanking. He has been very immature today.

>>935940852
>E
is just made up Dunning Kruger cringe spamfag

>>935940978
>Dunning Kruger
This

The logfag thought he could come up with a successful meme
just as Trump thought he could come up with a successful Presidency

>>935940486
people stop me on the street and say, "Hey LOLvis, why did you pick TURDCHILD™ as the Logfag Fan Club Mascot?"

I always remain silent, smiling, as I pull out my logfag stopwatch™ (available at the LF Merch Store)

as I click the stopwatch and begin a 6 second countdown, they always continue:

"was it because TURDCHILD™ represents the magic of growing inside, letting go of the past, and being REBORN as a newer, better version of ourselves?"

at which point, the stopwatch goes DING!

and as they walk away smiling, I Am I busy making plans to send them their plastic hard copy logfag fan club membership card

>>935941129
single spacing

use it lol

>>935940758

very rarely do guys post photos of girls that are worthy in here

But in this one case
I'd split her up the middle
when she finally got sober
she'd never be the same again

>>935941129
>logfag
>fan club
pick one cringelord

>>935941181
she's rather actually quite average looking
and those pics get posted in here because porn enrages the spammer
he has a tiny cock
porn enrages him
that's why porn gets posted in here
so nobody else can enjoy porn

>>935941212
relax bruh, chug a log and relax

>>935941306
>forced meme
nah

Please tell me this goofy faggot is still being spammed with this meme. I want him spammed until he decides to quit making awful music

>>935941158

You're the one who's busy with single spacing

every morning when you wake up in that lonely bed of yours

wherever you go

People see you at fast food restaurants sitting by yourself

going to movies by yourself

out there on the dance floor, as all the couples point and laugh

SINGLE SPACING IS THE NAME OF THE GAME as far as you're concerned

...... But at least you've got that stupid CHAIR, right?

Who knows? maybe one of these decades, somebody will finally acknowledge your existence?

>>935941181
>>935941276
I post it to piss off the logspammer

>>935941387
I fap to attractive male penises spacelord

upset?

>>935941387
Hey lolvis have you been watching season 4 of fishtank? jet is looking more like you every time I see him, you should ask to be a freeloader on there that'd be legendary

>>935941458
>durrr

>aaaaan hurr durrr

>btw I'm SOOOO awesome

>durrr
spacefag

>>935941276

porn does NOT enrage LOGFAG at all
........... of that, I can assure you, sir

nope. far from it, in fact, to be quite candid:
IT BORES HIM......

Me Too....

ITS BORING..........

(That's actually one of the many reasons I admire him so much, believe it or not)

He and I seem to agree on the porn threads: B O R I N G

E M B A R R A S S I N G

L O W B R O W

S U B P R I M A L

.............and you're wrong about the young woman in the photograph

she's actually VERY special...........

she would be perfect.. absolutely fucking perfect...

(I'm kind of an expert in that topic)

>>935941578
you're literally like a cringey renfield eating bugs and defending your masturd hahahaha

ah hahahahahaha faggot

>>935941531

at least he stopped looking like Elon Musk

I have a hot date coming up this weekend, so I'm going to ask Jet if I can please rent his eyebrows for a night

(He's having a fucking blast! He's literally having the time of his life!)

He's a very good man...
the real person behind the name is actually an extremely good honest decent intelligent honorable MAN

He's definitely not a little kid anymore

>>935941578
>AAAND BTW

>I'M SOOO AWESOME

hahahaha
hahahaha
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>935941578

Whatever deludes your fantasy world, logfag

>>935941689

that's Jet when he was still riding in a car seat

lol

going to raves with his mother and I

lol
dancing on the dance floor at raves

REAL races

and all the ravers loved him, and he was kind of like a celebrity in the rave scene

lol no shit

oops not races

RAVE PARTIES*
the REAL old school rave parties

he would run around and dance to the rave music

Dunning Kruger

>>935941686

and by the way:
The lead guitarist of the band ZZ TOP is Billy Gibbons

Who has called himself "The Reverend Billy Gibbons" for decades

I had taken Jet backstage before a ZZ Top concert (I used to be their art director) And I asked Billy if he would baptize our son jet, under the auspices of his Reverend status...

and Billy Gibbons said HELL YEAH!!!

So everybody backstage formed a big circle in the room, and Jets mother stood in the middle holding him in her arms


...
and
BILLY GIBBONS PERFORMED A "ROCK AND ROLL BAPTISM" ON JET !!!

He finished it by doing one of his famous ZZ Top hand gestures (as seen in the MTV music videos) and announced "JET NEPTUNE, YOU ARE GOING TO ROCK AND ROLL!!!"

and all of us in the big circle started cheering and clapping, and jet was too young to understand what was going on, but he knew it was something positive, so he started laughing and giggling and kicking his legs as he laughed

IT WAS COOL AS FUCK !!!!!!!

again: Billy Gibbons baptized jet Neptune backstage at a ZZ Top concert In 1998

https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo?si=u5pdps2bP51vKpgw

ENOUGH

>>935942054

no such thing
......

I believe you might be in the wrong thread

>>935942075
Enough with the spam

>>935942024
>and by the way

>BOOMER ROCK is so AWESOME

>OH GOD I'M SO AWESOME

hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha

>>935937603 (OP)
Eustace can't slidd

>>935942144
>le Eustace
Cringe

>>935942124

hahahaha

................. You're joking right?

Lol

YOU.....
thought you could tell ME.....
to stop being myself?

hahahahaha

SPAM???????

Show me one thing I posted that's spam

.................... You must be new to this?

>>935942195
This fucking board is riddled with log spam everyday!?!??!?!??!?!!

>>935941772

I legitimately don't give a fuck about the world in your head. It's full of inflated ego and delusion.

>>935942124

by the way, in case you're unaware......

If you don't like ZZ Top
That's a pretty clear indicator
that you are an effeminate sissy

dead fucking serious

You can go to some of the roughest most dangerous fucking biker bars in America, and if you don't like ZZ Top, they'll beat your fucking ass and drag you out back and toss you into a fucking dumpster

>>935942134

lol @ you Not being baptized by an internationally famous rock star backstage at a concert

oh well..

maybe one of these days, you'll actually do something interesting?

>>935942357
Why would I want to go there when I've got Applebee's?

>>935942274

I don't remember you being invited here

hold on a minute.
..... hmm...
nope

nope. Your name's not on the guest list

WHO LET YOU IN HERE?

Take a bow for the most successful meme in /b/'s history.

>>935942407

You did

>>935942419
literally nobody wants to see this cringe and you are Dunning Kruger af

>>935942393

One day Billy Gibbons and I work in Beverly hills and he told me the philosophy behind his guitar sound:

"I tried to emulate the sound of a really fine-tuned engine on a badass hot run"

That's it....
I didn't realize it until he told me

the TONE of Billy Gibbons guitar is meant to emulate the feeling of a perfectly tuned hot rod engine as the car tears down Texas desert highway

And now you know

Jesus fucking Christ...
You've never experienced ANYTHING
That didn't happen on that computer, have you?

>>935942419

>>I'll spam this forever, and there's not a damn thing you faggots can do about it, because the mods won't do shit and I have bots!

Ftfy

>>935942472
rock is dead--everything now is electronic or rap

>>935942490

nope... every single word you type is simply further proof......

logfag has developed the greatest living legendary concept in chan history

notice I didn't say the word meme

because this is NOT a meme

That would be like calling sarin gas a mild irritant

fuck yourself

>>935942490
I see you still think it's all one guy.

TRILLIONS

*

>>935942520

You're talking to somebody who's worked in the music industry since long before you were ever born

I know exactly what's happening in the music industry

And trust me, the music I listen to is much more cool, intelligent, and current than anything you're aware of

there's only ONE currently viable musical genre

And it's not rap

His stinky sewer finds?

>>935942465
>>935942490
Stop gaslogging

>>935942520

like I said

You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't like ZZ Top

>>935942615
>current
they're all boomers in their 80s lol

>>935942669

okay..... okay........

that one made me laugh

Lunch anyone?

>>935942701
why? it didn't even make sense
did you do a lot of coke back in Bush Years boomer?

>>935942570
>>935942573

>I'm a narcissistic sociopath trolling autists!! I'm so fucking cool.

Suuuuuuure you are.

>>935942689

I don't listen to ZZ Top, dumbass
I used to work for them like 30 years ago

YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT PAYING ATTENTION, ARE YOU?

That's two different statements you're mixing into one

I said:
Even to this day
If you don't like ZZ Top
You're probably A SISSY™

and then I made a different statement:
I know more about music than you could ever even begin to imagine... and music I listen to is WAY cooler, smarter, and more current than anything you're aware of

there's only ONE active current genre of music

And it's not rap

(see? That last statement had nothing to do with ZZ Top)

>>935937603 (OP)
BASED

>>935942825
>I don't listen to ZZ Top,
you'd get your ass kicked in a bikurr barr durr hurr
durr hurr hurr hurr

>>935942768

lol isn't that amazing?

He's a multi-millionaire
quite literally more than $2 million dollars makes you a multi-millionaire

and you're sitting in front of a computer flipping out because log fag is cooler than you

oh well......

better luck next lifetime, right?

>>935942944
would you kiss his cute little balls?

>>935942910

I'm absolutely certain If you ended up in a biker dive like I have dozens and dozens of times

unlike me... YOU would either end up in an emergency room

or a motel room getting fucked in the ass by niggers while the outlaw biker gang pimped you out

>>935942992

how does it feel to realize he followed his dreams and became a multi-millionaire?

how does it feel to realize Your mother's going to give you an ultimatum, it's either McDonald's or go find a stairwell in a parking lot?

>>935943051
sooo.... you're saying you would kiss his cute little balls?

>>935942992

I'd imagine it would be pretty damn easy to pimp you out. Force you into sucking dick and it taking it up the ass...

It's not like you're capable of fighting back or defending yourself

It would be really easy to trick you out in a hotel room to a bunch of diseased niggers

and finally just sell you to some Mexican gang members, and let them pimp you out from there

It's not like there's anything you could do about it

>>935943110
that's icky nooo... pls don't pimp me out mr. neptune!

>>935943214
pmsl

that WAS gross, wasn't it?.......

Just fucking with you

>>935943214

on that nasty note.....

I'm gonna go feed some stray cats

for every one person that hates me
there are at least 4 animals
who have loved me dearly


and that's good enough for me

be back later

>>935943359
>I'm gonna go feed some stray cats
Feed them poop, right? Right, anon?

mods can we pls consider pruning these threads a lot sooner than this

thx

>>935944257
>>935944300
Same 'ustace

Can I get a QRD?

>>935941578
UH AH AH

Kek, it's sliding down all of Our throte's

>>935945052
So hot!

>>935944935
That man has sand in his bussy

>>935942641
Log lick!

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint. emaquiie

Ploop?

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join? emyriion

I. AM. EUSTACE.
I’d rather swallow bbc than any of your toilet jokes.

Kek!
Shane BTFO!

>>935942615
Shut the fuck up.
Elvis was a consummate homosexual and so are you.
God you are insufferable.

>>935952458
just make fun of his reddit spacing
it enrages him

I don't have to cry to anyone. In fact, it takes less than 10 seconds, to do what I do. But what is it that I do?

>>935952524
Who the fuck is that guy? Like, actually who is he? Not some made up bullshit

>>935952948
It's an A.I.-generated image of "Ole", from Norway. Ole exists. But not as that man. In reality, Ole is a fat, ugly, virgin pedo loser who came here to 4chan in 2016 along with a boatload of "election tourists" and he's been spamming /b/ ever since.
>the funniest part is that he actually believes he's "saving" this place with his spam

>>935953063
I wasn't even the one who posted em.

>>935937603 (OP)
Honestly I don't think I can remember ever having the same issue as your 'friend' so I would probably just avoid getting into a discussion about it, but I've never needed logs either