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Anonymous No.935939382 >>935939516 >>935939702 >>935939820
Have you ever had a sex toy /b/? Are they worth getting? What should I get if I was thinking of getting one?
Anonymous No.935939516 >>935940175
>>935939382 (OP)
Well that depends. Are you a biological male or a transwoman?
Anonymous No.935939702 >>935940212
>>935939382 (OP)
I've had almost 800 of them

some of them were teenagers
And they were all hot.. none of them was fat

much like blocks of modeling clay, I, being the new Pygmalion, managed to craft them into exactly the sex toys I was looking for

YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY
BECAUSE YOU NEVER EVEN TRY

You might want to start by looking for a job

women aren't interested in an unemployed little boy with a video game controller in his hands

get a job
exude self-confidence
TURN OFF THE STUPID FUCKING COMPUTER

and go find a girlfriend

what kind of pathetic fucking loser spends his work days online, asking sexually failed fat slobs what's the best piece of plastic to masturbate into?

YOU BEHAVE EXACTLY LIKE A MAN WHO'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY PUSSY

You've created your own self-fulfilled prophecy
Anonymous No.935939820
>>935939382 (OP)
Yeah i got a chastity cage. Fun af, would recommend. Planning on getting a dildo and a prostate massager soon. And maybe a plug.
Anonymous No.935940175
>>935939516
No I’m a biological man
Anonymous No.935940212
>>935939702
I have two weeks before I leave for a month for work shit, I don’t think I’m getting pussy between now and then. Plus I want more of a relationship, not a one night stand