>>935939788 (OP)That's a really thick beard! OMG! It just needs a little trim. Here's how!
1. Take your straight razor and load a fresh blade in.
2. Keeping the blade at an exact 90 degrees, start from just below one ear (your choice).
3. Keeping the blade at an exact 90 degrees from your neck, push as hard as you can as you shave towards the other ear. Your beard is very thick so make sure you push hard!
4. Once you reach the other ear, repeat as necessary in the other direction to ensure a clean trim.
5. Live stream your efforts so as to help your fellow beard bros!