Thread 935943374

Dick rate thread

I'll be back when there's more people I'm too shy to be first

>>935943374 (OP)
post your face i wanna know if i can wank to it or no

>>935943374 (OP)
4/10 You are pushing it too hard to make it look bigger but you are average my dude. I'm 8 inches btw

>>935943374 (OP)
6/10
>>935946024
10/10 BWC monster cock

>>935943374 (OP)
>>935946024
How the fucck did you guys get it so big? You do pump? Jelqing? I'm Asian how do I start getting bigger?

>>935946475
OP is not big, he make it look like but is all angles and tricks. He is a 5'5'' man with an 6 inches dick. There is no possible way to get bigger unless surgery or fillers to make it girthier

>>935946024
>>935946181
>>935946475
OP

>>935943374 (OP)
Don’t you get tired of everyone shooting on you and your dick?

>>935948287
Shitting**

>>935946475
>How the fucck did you guys get it so big?
Is it hard to believe that we just grow up like that?
>You do pump? Jelqing? I'm Asian how do I start getting bigger?
Yeah you can do that, the younger and healthier you are the better. From what I've read extenders and pumps work best

Let's spice things up a little, shall we? emaquiie

>>935947869
Yeah as I suspected you are average my dude.

>>935943374 (OP)
>>935947869

5/10

>>935946690
>>935946024
>>935948287

10/10 beasts cocks

Looking for a tribber
>Disc : gumoch4591

>>935946783
>>935943374 (OP)
This fucking disgusting Handbreeder

>>935950600
>Dick rate thread
>Everyday past 6 months
This is the dude who seethes about bbc threads and calls people gay lmao

>>935950659
And then there's you, always bringing up "bbc" threads

>>935950768
>I don't care
Nice mental gymnastics. You're literally upset someone just said the word. Fucking seethe you absolute manlet permavirgin.

>>935950600
Damn so if we can just put our tits out we can make 30k a week,
How are we suppose to know how to rate dicks if we never actually put our tits out to the world?
What if this guy here just wants to get laid?

Also

>>935950903
I'm not Reid. I've just noticed that you always mention those threads, usually with a screenshot of the catalogue

>>935950928
What the fuck did I just read?

No, unless you're well above 6 feet with a huge dick or pretty damn handsome you're not making money as a male on the internet on OF with dick pics.

>>935951000
Oh ok, you're some other incel who seethes about bbc. Thanks for the clarification, we have a real unique situation here.

>>935951048
Why are you running defense for black porn stars, even when nobody mentioned them?

>>935951166
Literally nobody is doing that virgin. Jesus the autism.

>>935943374 (OP)
Hey Reed, you going to spazz out tomorrow because it's Juneteenth?

>>935951231
Yes you did. You do it every thread. I get it, you have a race fetish. It's just weird to me, that's all

>>935951317
Show me where.

>I have the race fetish
>Seethes about other porn fetishes
Is white a race I forget? You probably find a lot of things weird in life since you have severe autism. I'm sorry, did my comment to Reed hit a little too close to home?

>>935951317
Fucking Chuds so oblivious to their own contradictions. You kids are pathetic, go get laid.

>>935951506
Just read our through our little exchange. You are seething in every reply to me

>>935951623
You're already broken and saying you're mad. Fucking trash bro. 0/10 take that L and stop white knuckling that v-card.

>>935951623
>You're mad
DID HE SAY BBC? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

AYOOO lmaoo. Why are you kids so bad at this? I want to be a fly on the wall when you have an interaction with a female.

>>935943374 (OP)
Hey yo Reed, Juneteenth tomorrow nigga. What's it going to be poop? Gore? What's the seethe of choice.

>>935943374 (OP)
Why do you always cover up your face knowing it's about to get posted in the thread?

>>935948287
crazy cause yours sucks too

>>935951861
You bring it up in every thread. I wonder if it's on your mind too much. It's a little cringe tbh

>>935951506
>is white a race i forget
kek what a faggot

>>935951925
Lmao this. Someone said before he has a humiliation fetish and I'm beginning to agree. Nobody can be this.. oblivious? I don't get it.

>>935951953
>He thinks I'm the only one that laughs at Reed
Fucking lol. Also, still no response.

>>935951954
Oh let me explain, you're autistic and retarded. You see when you say someone loves black penis but then you get upset about black penis it implies that you love white penis. Do you see the irony?

>>935951991
He can't cum until he's been told it looks like a witch's finger

>>935951953
>It's a little cringe tbh
>Currently browsing a thread where incels on a Mongolian basket weaving forum are asking for ratings from other incels on their penis
Using this thread for anything but entertainment is.. well I'll let you figure it out. I come to these threads to laugh at the Manlet.

>>935952086
>>He thinks I'm the only one that laughs at Reed
>Fucking lol. Also, still no response
No response to what? And I laugh at Reid too. This is what I think of his pencil dick >>935952113

>>935952113
Wait are you speaking negatively of Reed? According to this other guy is just one person who does that.

It's wild because 5'5 was (still is?) the average female height?

>>935952204
Disregard. I love the levels people go to describe what cringe is.. on 4chan. I guess it's all subjective.. to 4chan users of course.

Yeah I'd never come to this thread it it wasn't for Reed. It's genuinely hilarious to me. Fucking Nigel Thornberry looking motherfucker.

Who's that dude that says soy asterix? I never get the reference tbh.

>>935952212
I am the same person lol. I think Reid is pathetic, and you are one of those weird race cucks. Though I'm starting to think you might just be black

>>935952312
White, I just don't care what people fap to on the internet. Don't even care what threads are on 4chan but these threads.. these are entertaining.

Ok, enough arguing. Rate my cock
>>935950230
>>935951398

>>935952553
Nah, laughing at Reed is goated. This makes the incel seethe.

>Your cock
LightheadedErection/10

>>935943374 (OP)
Dudes made like 3 new threads already lmao.
>DAJOOOS
>REEEEE
Ayo Reed, I hear they have air superiority over Iran and the US is moving the fleet in. I guess Israel is sticking around for a while and you know what that means..

>>935952633
>LightheadedErection/10
Kek

>>935952086
meds schizo

>>935952916
The highest honor a dick could receive. I'd imagine that if you hit PR on squat and a pawg walked in front of that dude he would go into cardiac arrest.

>>935952951
>No response
Enjoy that L virgin

Holy shit this dude spazzing out about Reed or whatever is just next level

>>935953014
hes posting black dick porn to defend israel! wahoo!

>>935953014
>I got BTFO too many times
>Look at how mad he is
Kek

>>935953050
>>935953014
No but seriously, I'm going to head out. But remember though, you've never felt a vagina. Just you know.. never forgetti.

>>935953147
cope seethe and dilate

>>935943374 (OP)
One last one though before I bounce. God it never gets old. Even better when people defend it. Fucking virgins man.

Thoughts?

>>935953171
Anon, you can say it all you want.. you've said it now for five straight responses but it doesn't change the reality. That you're a virgin loser on the fringes of society who's life consists of primarily 4chan.

Ok, no but seriously now I have to go. Time flies.

Negal Madrid 1-1 Al-Hilal
Game Ended.

I didn't expect any better from Negal Madrid.

>>935953050
He’s totally collapsed into his own head about Reed, it’s incredibly interesting behavior. Just accusing everyone and going on about black dick porn. Extraordinary, just bouncing all over the place

>>935953220
Mr. Diesel appears. God damnit bro, I'm trying to bounce but now they're going to chimp out over this. No, no.. I have to go.

>>935953271
>Bouncing all over the place
See
>>935953184
I just love when they're in utter denial. Reed are you samefagging again?

>>935953243
you think you’re talking to one anon because you’re a schizophrenic jew

>>935953328
Sorry, you all make that same shitty cope responses. Hard to keep track. How many incels am I talking?

Stop fucking making this entertaining you fucking faggots. Trying to get in this shitty workout.

>>935953372
Obsessor ya dumb faggot, you don’t work out. You fat welfare queen fuck sewage waste

>>935953328
>Jew
I'm curious what your vitamin D levels are? Are you just a virgin or kissless too? Are we nearing wizard status? Fill me in.

>>935953274
Lol, godspeed anon

>>935953372
you rn

>>935953416
>Obsessor
Hey, Reed. Dude samefags so hard. Ok, now it's ruined lol. Alright, im out.

>>935953147
>I'm going to head out
>>935953184
>One last one though before I bounce
>>935953243
>I have to go. Time flies
>>935953274
>I have to go
>>935953372
>Trying to get in this shitty workout
>>935953432
Still here haha. The life of a white bbc worshiper

>>935953470
>Same response over and over
Almost not even fun

>>935953462
Hey, make a thread later.

>>935953501
>Life of a bbc worshipper
>Literally in a thread dedicated to penises
How are they so autistic? Like it boggles the mind.

>>935953432
>Are you just a virgin or kissless too? Are we nearing wizard status? Fill me in
its difficult to tell if this is a jeet, a jew, a nigger, or a tranny. anyone care to guess?

>>935953530
of what in particular?

>>935953557
>>935953501
You're right though, got to go. The entertainment value is off the charts. Been real incels.

>>935953577
>Deflects question
Why would he do this? Anyone? Any ideas?

>>935953608
Forgot pic

>>935953592
IDK anything, just funny to see them get mad. Remember when you almost.. ah nevermind.

Peace niggers (not you Diesel).

>>935953608
>been real incels
topkek how fat are you irl poast physique

>>935953557
Gotta bounce, huh?

>>935943374 (OP)
Idk what this insane arguing weird shit going on is. But here’s more of my dick

>>935953633
Lataaa

>>935953703
saaaame let me zoom out a bit

>>935951305
damn anon. nice dick. go on

>>935946024
nice one anon. lets see some balls

>>935953703
stroke that meat!

>>935953274
>Mr. Diesel appears
>>935953633
>Peace niggers (not you Diesel)
lol cuck cage tranny exposes his nigger bf

>>935953934
Damn I just got here I just wanna get rated kek

>>935953983
>>935953934
How do you cope with be utterly repulsive to the opposite sex?

>>935954099
not bad anon. nice and fat

>>935954099
10/10 bbc wins again

>>935953220
>>935952633
>>935954099
>>935953732
>>935954571

>>935954571
Bbc cuck obsessor

>>935954600
>>935954581
REED SIGHTING. Let it out bro. Maybe.. maybe you'll get lucky. Maybe the Iranian nuclear program is farther along than we thought. Well.. I mean not anymore since Israel gained air superiority in like 48 hours. Did you know the GBU-48 can go through like 160 feet of concrete? Fuck.

>>935954728
>Concrete
Like the good shit too, like 5000 psi concrete.

>>935954728
This is truly a schizophrenic response

>>935954760
Sorry, you called me a Jew. I was just merely commenting on the war in the Middle East, just disregard.

The GBU is the bunker buster by the way. Because you know the Iranian nuclear program went underground.. or I mean.. tried.

>>935954760
But you know all about that though.

AYOOOO

>>935954813
I thought you said you had to go like 45 minutes ago?

>>935954728
>>935954813
>>935954836

>>935954813
That's cool

>>935954728
Are you Israeli? Not criticising, just curious

>>935952212
Yeah he is indeed 5'5'' I met Tudor Dixon once she is a literal dwarf sexy milf, but she is truly 5'5'', so Reid is indeed 5'5''

>>935954728
defending israel with black penis!! am yisrael chai xisters! you wrekt the incel chuds!

bump

>>935948287
Deformed / 10

>>935954099
This one is small tbh

>>935953274
>Recognizes some niggers penis
drop the tranny discord where your group meets i want to dox you all

>>935958613
The average rate of dicks

-10/10: A dick that is so hideous, you could cut it into ten inch pieces and no one would want them

9

>>935952966
What does this mean? I'm not up to date on my brainrot. Can anyone translate?

Thread slid when the trannies were exposed lmao

>>935959273
Still want to know what
>if you hit PR on squat and a pawg walked in front of that dude he would go into cardiac arrest
means

>>935959273
>Working out
>PR
>Squat
By brainrot do you mean.. engaging in physical activities to improve your health and attract the other sex?
>Squat
A position you'd know if you ever had sex.
>PR
Personal record
>Brain rot
What incels who didn't leave 4chan regard the outside world as.

>>935958613
I love how he can't fathom the idea of people liking porn he doesn't like so he builds a grand conspiracy.

>Dox
You think that will stop people from fapping to what they like? You're going to be seething a lot I can see. Try going outside 4chan for a bit, it'll be an absolute culture shock.

>>935964067
>>935959273
Forgot one thing, my bad.

>Squat
>Cardiac arrest
When you engage in physical activity (this happens outside of 4chan when you leave the house) and perform heavy, compound movements involving multiple different muscle groups your heart rate increase from exertion. I can explain to you the relation between the penis and the human heart if you'd like.

>>935959273
Want me to explain to you what a gym is too?

>>935964067
>>935964131
>>935964200
walls and walls of seethe

>>935964418
>Literally zero response
It's alright anon, you had no response and yeah.. so what.. you've never been to a gym before. That's fine. We'll get through Juneteenth together.

I forgot about cardiac arrest.. should I explain that one? I have a feeling it will be relevant information in your future.

>>935964418
Holy fucking shit dude. Reed you fucking suck bro. I just genuinely.. like how are you so bad this? Think about what you say before you say it.

Juneteenth starts in three hours. Get ready, it's going to be a rough 24 hours.

>>935964501
>>935964540
more walls of seethe

>>935964627
Reed you're not convincing anyone. You've been broken so many times you can't even muster a response. You even went through a little spastic rage here and dropped some of your poop folder. >>935954858
>>935954581
It's like honestly just kind of sad. Go outside, get some vitamin d and some fresh air.

>>935964067
Bro, why are you being mean? Brainrot is just the term for modern slang. My gen alpha nieces told me about it. I still don't know what
>and a pawg walked in front of that dude he would go into cardiac arrest
means. It's all skibbidy Ohio to me

>>935964200
>I can explain to you the relation between the penis and the human heart if you'd like
Ok, explain. It might be interesting.

>>935964627
I'm going to be here for you though, we'll get through Juneteenth together.

Oh yeah, and here's a pic my gf just sent me. Feels good not to be an incel on 4chan. Feels good man. Hueheuheheue.

>>935964688
Ok schizo im definitely named “reed”

>>935964712
Fair enough. Just the amount you can lift max in one rep. Your total strength I guess you could say.

>>935964730
Honestly I won't because it's fucking gross. I'm a pussy and get weird health anxiety when explaining human anatomy of organs kek

>>935964774
>I'm not Reed
>I'm just as retarded as Reed
Ok, that's fine. What should I call you then?

>>935964790
ur a tranny post your axe wound

Alright niggers, I'm out. Finishing the last season of Turn. Hopefully I educated some of you. Good day and good luck on Juneteenth.

>>935964826
Cope virgin

Why are cletus "dicks" so small?

>>935964790
I thought that was the "PR squat" bit. I'm talking about the big about "pawg walking" and a dude going into cardiac arrest

>>935964849
> Alright niggers, I'm out

>>935964749
Show us your “gf” let’s see the monstrosity you’re fuckin

I shoot huge loads at least

Why everyone so mad, this penis rate

>>935964688
It was me who posted poop not OP

>>935965288
lmfao

>>935951891
How do you know Reid is the poop spammer?

just asking i'm ootl

>>935965574
I don't think Reid is. This guy seems to think Reid is posting anti-nigger threads too. He hasn't presented any evidence though. I've seen archives of Reid expressing fantasies of women getting fucked by blacks, so I don't think he hates them.

>>935965767
Assuming he isn't larping, yesterday I saw a BBC thread with the usual poop trolling, and there were two shit posters, one started posting gore and the other said "you're taking it too far"

>>935965836
Is there any evidence of it being Reid though?

>>935965898
No, but one of them (the less crazy one) categorically denied being Reid and the other (the psychotic one who says insanely violent stuff) just didn't say anything

>>935965929
It would be funny if the sicko was him haha