You work in a hotel restaurant and have the opportunity to pour a generous amount of your sperm into a celebrity's meal. Which celebrity would you like to have eat your cum without them noticing?

>>935945233 (OP)

>>935945301
Hello Mossad

>>935945233 (OP)
Absolutely pointless endeavour.

Would take her to a restaurant if I knew some creep in the kitchen would cum in her food

>>935945233 (OP)
>pour a generous amount of your sperm into a celebrity's meal.
Like this?

>>935945233 (OP)
Easy choice and I know I'm not the only one

>>935945233 (OP)
Guy Fieri

I wouldn't cum in anybody's food, I don't care how hot she is. What kind of a sick fuck would even think about doing that?

>>935954472
it's normal to want your cum in attractive women's bodies
it gives you a kind of sexual-spiritual power over them
i prefer to cum in their food, lotion, or toothbrushes as opposed to their shampoo or body wash so it doesn't just get washed off
it's quite a thrill to know that a female is walking around with your genetic material in their body or on their skin

>>935955226
Yeah, except you're forgetting about a little thing called consent. You have a mental problem and need help. No woman should be tricked into eating your cum for a cheap thrill.

>it's normal to want your cum in attractive women's bodies
It's anything but normal to secretly jizz in their food.

>>935955644
>you're forgetting about a little thing called consent.
i didn't forget
i just don't care
>You have a mental problem and need help.
debatable
>No woman should be tricked into eating your cum for a cheap thrill.
it's so much more than a cheap thrill, it's powerful magick
>It's anything but normal to secretly jizz in their food.
we'll never really know, since you can't poll people about it and expect them to answer honestly
but you should probably assume that every time you ever took your mom out for Mother's Day or took your gf to dinner, they ate another man's load

>>935945301
You know, they say Jesus never sinned, but he was wrathful as fuck when he turned over the money changing tables in the Temple. Hm.

>>935945301
If God posts that image, it is REDDIT

>>935945233 (OP)
>You work in a hotel restaurant
I'm starting to think that you don't know me at all

>>935945233 (OP)

>working in a hospital
>passing out meds all the time
>would jack off into medicinal cups
>mix my spoo with actual liquid medicine
>"the doctor says you have to drink it all ma'am"
>mfw

>>935955840
This is a nigger.

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>>935958260
This is a hard question, so hard that I can't answer it right now.

>>935957068
the story of Jesus cleansing the temple appears in all four canonical gospels, but none of them describe him as wrathful or angry; in fact, they say nothing of his emotional state