Thread 935948001

s/fur

Yes thanks

fuck paladins

No, thanks.

how am I the only employee that does anything?

how thanks

decent into maddness t hank

I think it is time for slumber.

another half ass nap thanks?

*KISS*

>>935948332
we can slumber together thanks!

Formerly Deimos

>>935948332
sweet nightmares, Cat

>>935948332
Umber

Am I allowed to threaten queen bees from killer bee hives?

>>935948338
Dope. They added these to runescape. They're fun.

>>935948475
Do you have a flammable?

>>935948497
ancient reports on the make them seem like the fukkin slap hard.
handles like a mace, chops like an axe, cuts like a saw. fukkin brutal weapons. (no originals survive to this day.)

>>935948594
I certainly don't wanna go up against someone wielding one

Am I allowed to cause mass hysteria!?!??!

So im allowed to threaten anything as long as its not a human?

It's easy, we kill the corduroy jeans!

>>935948001 (OP)
It ain't gonna suck itself furries.

are you trying to get baneed again?
keeping that typo

im going to kill so many blocks of cheese!

>>935948875
i dont fucking knwo!!!!!!?!?!?!

same

global rule 1 is so fucking dumb
fuck you jannies and hiroshitmoot for leting multiple boards be dedicated to breaking rule 1.

wait a second! I can talk about foreign crime!

Didn't pony used to be in rule 3? Was that moved to its own rule?

what if i just put something like 'in Norway' in front of every stupid thing I say.
HAHA take that jannies!

seems like a lot of loopholes just to implicate yourself on a fed honeypot

In Norway, wtf do you mean I cant sage a thread!?

WTF you can have an avatar on /mlp/ but not /b/?!?!?!

avatars are cringe

checks /mlp/...
multiple possibly considered to be anthro ponies just in the OPs of the catalog! HOw do they get away with it!

sweet, we can post complete gibberish!

>l;kjdsfioasoiupwajnasdfa

mlp is for pedos here on 4chan

what are the parameters for "flooding"
what If i just want to post hundreds of unique quality images at the fastest rate that the website will allow me to?

what if they are all images of water?

ZERO ELABORATION
HOW THE FUG AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???!?!?!

>GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. This will be severely punished and strictly enforced.

wtf does thismean on /vp/ lolwtf

>You must check your #fortune in order to post on this board.

more wtfs

Careful E man, don't go away for a month again

>>935950522
lol

captcha 0gays

>>935950522
if we cant talk about the rules, that needs to be a rule.
( I still lol that talking about global rule 1 technically invokes itself.)

Nick will report him to the eunuch jannies again I bet

/tg/ rules as written threads.

I'm hangry

>>935948001 (OP)
I wanna pet the animals :)

>>935950676
I didn't ban ethereal

I AM GOING TO MAEK A POTATO BURRITO TONIGHT!

>>935950774
but you were thinking it *squinty eyes*

It never started storming here. Def going to the arcade

tfw I'm lucky to get one good storm a year.

>>935951081
no

>>935951202
yes

>>935951159
this is how i look in my head (sometimes)

>>935951280
holy crap you must be strong in your head.

When the floofling prices will come down?

>>935951279
no

>>935951346
just on a good day
other time its just meow meow or chinease liveleak video

>>935951346
maybe not that strong. its pretty hard to know what the build of the sword on that characters back is like. it could be a normal 15 pound zweihander, but the hilt doesn't feel like that. or it could be some 40+ pound greatsword.

>>935951422
duck season!

>>935951351
when the entire planet gives in to trump tariffs

>>935951351
we need a cartel that floods the market with more floof!

imagine if i just took a nap with Cat. imagine how boring and pornofied this thread would be.

>>935951703
That's why we need you not to get b&

nick = homosex

Dog puss looks so amazing. I wish I had dogwife to do lewd with.

>>935951850
this is bait

>>935951879
More like masturbate.

my balls are gonna explode

>>935952092
sounds dangerous

Did you lit the strings on fire?

Nick = non-binary

Nick = Tribinary

>>935952131
indeed

Nick = binarycode

>>935952238
trinary

Nick = Pedosex

Nick = Banana

nick = homosex

Nick = jewlover

Always like these threads

I gotta walk dogs now

later fegs

enjoy ur walk

glhf

cookie is the wurst

Looks gross, but worse is the stupid name "cookie". Can't even discuss dessert around here.

dog vagina doesnt quite roll off the tongue ya know fagit

you know you're degenerate when you need to come up with quicker ways to discuss your zoophilia interests.

baaaw cry us a river faggot

feralfag is a fag

>>935953944
hussy>cookie

Animal genitals is gross. Y'all are gross

nick = homosex

only thing I can stand is horse cock on furry art but those usually are so comedically different than the IRL version anyway.

Parsnip genitals.

you calling him an animal?

>Half the fags in the threads own dog cocks to put in their ass.
>Also grossed out by dog pussy.
Sounds kinda gay to me.

Not at all, though she is often horny like one.

>>935955973
the dog penis is for females

>>935955973
I don't know anyone that owns a dog dildo. You sure you're not projecting?

the dog vagina is for dogs

>>935956010
There are no females in fur threads.

>>935956033
females in the artwork

>>935956031
You must only know the size queens with horse cock.

and sunshine is female

DOGGO INCEDENT AT THE PARK!

>>935956063
I know one cis female that owns the horse one. But only as a meme, like most people who aren't insane enough to try to take that.

>>935956089
HUGE DRAMA
elaborate

thankfully no one in the main group was involved

>>935956092
Have you heard of that one guy Dash?

>>935956146
no

>>935956157
He's a massive fag with loads of animal cocks. And he fucks his dog for real.

I do know a girl named Dash though.

floof

>>935956103
so the main group is just chillin, we good.
there's this one old guy with his dog off to the side by about 50 meters. we know this guy, (I actually don't know his name or his dogs name) we know his dog is a 'keep your space' dog.
So some chick with her dog from the complete other side of the park at the pakyground 150 meters away has her dog wander up to him. kinda out of nowhere, her fault for not keeping tabs.
and fight breaks out there in the middle. shit happens bad vibes, stupid things were said and done in the aftermath frustration. girls dog gets the bad end of it. ear, blood for the blood god.

lol

>>935956236
oh damn, hope the puppos end up ok at least.
classic humans making things worse though.

>>935956236
Stupid. Aggressive dogs should not be at dog park.

>>935956311
also this

so both parties are at fault. the girl for being negligent, the guy for drawing blood. its a weird situation.
from here i only got stories from of the good guys who tried to comfort the situation and keep it cool.

the girl had her phone in his face and asked for his name (she's VERY allowed to do this.) but the guy is being ultra stuk up and just intimidates her. calls her a bitch somewhere in there.
the guy keeping cool is trying to ask if everything is allright with the old guy after walking the chick to her car. nothing but shit from the old guy, zero cool.
"ok, see you tomorrow"
"you wont come tomorrow becasue your a pussy!"
"ok, both of us are here literally every day."

we'll see if this pans out tomorrow.

frankly i would settle with an apology and call it a day. no need to get paladins involved and go to court and have to wait around for that, and have 12 strangers and a jaded judge make the awkward decision of who is in the wrong fore you.

shitshow, BUT NO ONE IN THE MAIN GROUP WHICH IS IMPORTANT!

>>935956311
his dog was on leash. her dog approached him. Like I said, awkward situation.

>>935956498
What park is this at?

are the mods going to ban me for naming a fucking park....

>>935956569
>>935956696
meh no park name for you.
if you were an oldfag and knew more about me, you could easily find this park if you really wanted to investigate.

Gonna kill myself like Turing and claim it's due to persecution but really I just don't want to deal with computers ever again.

>>935956898
time to stock up on apple seeds (like I have)

>>935957071
If there were any doubts about him being gay, that super extra suicide really sealed it.

>>935957117
the british ruin everything

>>935957227
very true

hi floof

pat pat

>>935957428
Oh look, probably Nick posting dog cock and nobody goes RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>935957245
hi hi

If I ree'd every time nick posted something weird I'd be out of breath.

>>935957648
no

ree

I should probably stop drinking beer every night.

Wgats up with the banshee scrream outside

>>935957913
probably cats fucking

>>935957913
Probably Nick sticking his pp in a bunny. Even a small one like his will tear a bunny up, making it a one time use, disposable toy.

Shh, shh... sleep.

Luckily, bunnies are organic and 100% compostable.

nono cat fucking is more like a howl

cuz of the barbs

why won't this anon leave me alone

>>935958334
you a fagggot known , dick

the ancient art of ignoring trolls

Back home, soaking wet, getting high as all fuck

>>935958572
in his den
reposed
moistened
enlightened

>>935958698
Word.

>>935958514
I did nothing wrong

a snuk from /tg/

1 more

nick = homosex, you admitted to this

i really should grab the cute snuk

>>935959266
it was a ruse

aren't they cute (also fuggin pests)

cute snuk?

how could the possibly be pests

>>935959528
they slither into your house through small cracks and eat your bread.

i got lazy and just warmed up 2 slices of pizza. but i want more.

>>935959557
Not my bread D:

anyway, night.

GOOD NIGHT

>>935959745
o7

>>935960125
Fuck I'm higher than I've been in a long time

Post cock.

>>935960337
And why should I do that? It will anger many

That is merely a benefit.

>>935960404
Eh, I'm not sold

>>935960269
wishin i had a budget for unlimited weed

>>935960384
This pic is really hot
I've never been pegged before and I'm scared to but the porn is hot, I'd definitely try it at least once but she'd have to be really gentle

>>935960676
skepticism is healthy

Hoers pucci?

thread is now cancer

no longer a scorpio

>>935961433
Says Pedo-fag Nick.

>>935960725
>>935960853
Yeah I like pegging porn for some reason even though I hate things going in my ass, might retry if a nice woman did it gently

Can I just pick the brains of people that share an interest of mine?
>I am naturally very prudish, introverted, keep to myself 90% of the time
>comfortably middle class, single, own my home and car, safe career both civie and military reserve as an officer. Ironically excel at public speaking. Dont ask, because I dont know.
>doing basically everything right, sans the single issue of connecting with a woman in any meaningful way
(you) share my strangeness, maybe you can give me some advice on how youve navigated this? Im 29, 30 this year. Still young to be sure, but the back and knees have paid the toll. Im just tired of fapping. I want a family. Have any of you managed it?

You two are gay as fuck

>>935961501
fug man
im somewhere in my 30s, broke out my ass, no job, no car, live in my parents house. and it just gets worse than what i feel like typing out.
fapping IS a chore.

>>935961656
do you even try tho

>>935961718
used to, but then then a decade of shit took that away.

Fug it, going even higher. Wish me luck

>>935961952
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cannabis-cardiovascular-heart-disease-death-risk-study/

he gunna rock down to electric avenue

>>935961656
>>935961718
Depression, I think, *can* be as destructive as heroin. Ive been both depressed and a cop tard wrangling junkies, so I can see the connection. If I wasnt a bit of mess personally I would be making 100k a year as full timer in the reserves. Currently I make like, half of that because I cant tolerate the stress and bullshit. Its just not worth it. So by definition im not meeting my potential I guess. But im doing enough so I dont care. And thats kind of my point really. Im personally solid, and now I want a family. But i just cant fucking bring myself to tolerate another person near me. And i know im wrong a fucked up but I dont know what to do about. A little desperate.
>hence asking the furry porn thread on b for advice because you people are as weird as I am

>>935962006
you do realize that heart attacks are the #1 way people die.

>>935962006
Quite likely the majority is caused by the act of smoking it, which I don't do

>>935961308
Yes please.

>>935962062
it needs to stop

I sleep

>>935962217
With boy children.

>>935962042
if i made that kind of money i would be fuggin done in less than a decade. but no, i spent 10 years making 10k a year. wondering how everyone was living paycheck to paycheck and making 4 or more times more money than me, and being told I was doing good through it all from friends and family.

I actually may be a little too fargone and different in lifestyle from you to help.
I dunno what to say man. I'm just some ancient loser here on 4chan, barely even posting porn anymore because i'm sick of it. having a personality disorder that makes me care even less than what can be seen on the surface.

I fixed my bike 2 weeks ago for 140$ and considered this a major investment.
meanwhile: other dudes my age in this city are putting down payments on houses of 140,000$.
I'm literally three orders of magnitude away from what the financial meta of this city says i should be at.

>>935962421
We all suffer under the surface. Life is varying degrees of challenge at different times. Its also never too late, I graduated from one of the more difficult police academies in the country alongside a dude in his 50's (who had his ribs broken during the course). If that old fuck can figure it out, I think we can manage. Even if he is a stubborn bastard going to some backwater where nothing happens.
>he went to his son's graduation
>then his son went to his a few years later lmao
>hes fucking crazy, love that guy

getting eepy

anyone with a more charismatic and successful background wanna help this guy?

And then there was one

GOOD

fuggin 8:30 night? cant even stay awake to see Gerald awoo?

A challenger appears!

zz
bye
see you tomorrow
unless i die

>>935963529
nini bones

>>935963529
if only you would

>>935965669
is booping considered dom?

Awooo!

Pastry.

donit

>>935968241
OLD. I also watched that.

hi awoo guy & twit

pat pat

Not surprised.

And then there was also this one that got associated with Dream eater merry.

I would not know, for I am no weeb.

>>935968283
WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Aaa...

Chuu~

KICK ME IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!!!11111

Hiyaa! [squish] Hiyaa! [squish]

Any damage sustained is mitigated by the soft pawpads?!

The claws, however, do leave a mark.

YES

Now the sleepies.

Nightmares of sharp stinging pain!

>>935968258

Greetings Mer Pat Pat.

>>935969536
>>935969536
>>935969536


Bread.