Thread 935953985

>20 minutes in the brazen bull
>500 thousand dollars USD

>>935953985 (OP)
I’ll take the money thanks. That’s the one I’d pick

>>935953985 (OP)
Ima blow the horn. Honk.

>>935953985 (OP)
I pick. Bull. How do I get in?

>>935953985 (OP)
I'll take the brazen bull for 1 hour and no money thanks.

Flame against metal
Dead in 5 min

>>935953985 (OP)
can I kindle the fire with the money?

>>935955635
I'll allow it
>>935955267
no, there is no horn
>>935955433
see picrel

>>935953985 (OP)
i would take the bull torture for the sole purpose of yelling NIGGER into the horn to make it look like a bronze bull used the n word

>>935957422
Read the thread
>there is no horn
>>935957122

>>935960703
fair point, but it's not the type of horn you honk.
unless you want to make honking noises with your mouth.
you can do that

>>935960806
bring a gander, let him do the honking
you can eat him if he refuses

>>935960806
i like the sound of that.

>>935953985 (OP)
I'll take the cash obviously.
with that type of money I could make a brazen bull

>>935953985 (OP)
>death or money
I'll take the money, please.

>>935957122
>no, there is no horn
was it ůnę pïpê instead?

>>935960806
I wanna make honking noises with my mouth close to the horn while I am roasting inside the bool blazer for cool 20 seconds.
HONK.
Show me the money.

>>935965404
It's not just death though, you also get tortured.

>>935965994
Yeah no thanks, I'll just take the money.

Imagine your skin as it sticks to the bottom and is torn off as you flail around because of the intense, searing heat

>>935953985 (OP)
who the fuck would pick brazen bull torture instead of $500,000? what a retarded question

>>935966041
>>935966505
suit yourself, suckers

>>935966421
I'm imagining it right now

>>935953985 (OP)
>4chan
>20 minutes
>bulls
>thinking
>a lot of effort put into
>a question
>that nobody would think of in 20 minutes
congratulations, i'm impressed.

>>935967542
how about 19? or 21? we should tweak the parameters to find the most brain busting riddle
sure mathematically there is some threshold where the question goes one way or the other, but computing this value may be an unboundedly complex task

>>935966505

Brazen Bull Gang

>>935965481
yah you can use the pipe
>>935961927
how about a goose?

>>935969349
>how about a goose?
when you mix two clean animals, take only the male from both, or only the female
for a goose to enter a bull, or for a gander to enter a cow, is an abomination
whosoever mix the genders shall be unclean until the night and shall not pass through the fire to moloch

>>935953985 (OP)
can't you just do these to avoid getting cooked?

>>935969879
grab a plate, stick in in the microwave for a minute or two. then take it out, constantly move it so your fingers dont get burnt. eventually they will as there is no time for them to cool down between touches.

>>935953985 (OP)
Why does the guy look like Jack Black in the Minecraft movie?

>>935969927
no you can just sit in one of those positions to avoid direct contact with the hottest part of the bull

>>935970022
It turns into an oven inside. The air itself is hot.
Also, as anon pointed out, that really really does look like Jack Black from the Minecraft Movie inside.

>>935969879
I believe you can create a very strong magnetic field to bend the heat away from your body. I read that they use this in nuclear fusion reactors to keep the plasma contained.

>>935969954
Jews. Or mediterranean people in general actually.

I wonder if there was a hole drilled in the low point where the bulls dick is. That would be rad as the person starts pissing themself from the pain, and eventually melting, and it looks like the bull is taking a piss out its peehole.

>>935970326
Wow that's a good idea. You should be elected president.

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll. emyzeth

>>935970088
The fatal flaw is the hole in the mouth for the horn. It lets the hot out.

>>935969879
>1
know long you gonna try to be like that. they wont let you out. also no food or water. you'll collapse soon.
>2
what is he grabbing? that wont work at all
>3
maybe works, for a while. heat will spread to that area too. that is IF the actual bull is not smaller then in pic

ur pretty much dead once you inside

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it? emyriion

>>935953985 (OP)
Bull. I already have 500 thousand dollars

>>935972715
>>935969879
I need you to pick one of these and explain, otherwise I can't pay you.

>>935957422
hahahahahahahahaha