Thread 935955439

Celeb Thread - /And, perhaps, His one and only flaw was that He cared too much/ edition.

Believe it or not these celeb threads used to be normal. This is what they have become.

>>935955485
thank beady and troy

>>935955485
not really, it's just gotten worse

If being kind is a crime then lock him the fuck up and throw away that key.

Olivia's mouth taking 2 anons at the same time

cringe

>>935955822
I'm the size of two Anons does that count?

What’s the reason?

>>935955888
God is an idiot.

>>935955822
Where do I sign up?

>>935955330
Amy is a very beautiful woman for sure
I remember watching a silly comedy with her, wedding crushers or something. The one with Vince Vaughn. She looked stunning in it

>>935955822
If we drill holes in her cheeks she can take three at once. Just sayin'.

>>935955888
Nice trips. Anyway, Revelation tells us a beast will emerge of European descent. His followers will wear his mark upon their forehead (MAGA hats, anyone?) and believe him to be the Second Coming. They will worship and obey without question, and he will usher in the End Times.

We were never tested like he was, and, thanks to Him sacrafices, we will never have to.

Thank you, Beady.

WE LOVE YOU BEADY

Looking at Amy's imdb page during the commercial break
Apparently she had appearances in the 70s show, Charmed, Buffy and Smallville
I honestly don't remember her in any of them. I do remember noticing her in Catch Me If You Can, though

i got the sauce

>>935956069
probably referring to the tranny flag and all the tattoos liberals get on their ugly bodies

>>935956201
>tattoos liberals get on their ugly bodies
hegseth?

>>935956163
>70s show, Charmed, Buffy and Smallville
all slop

>>935956230
i don't know if any of them have a hegseth tattoo, wouldn't surprise me. they look at pictures of balding, obese men in dresses and call them beautiful women. very mentally ill.

>>935955981
that was Isla fisher

BD RULZ

>>935956348
Now we're talkin.

>>935956305
Fucking cute redheads, I blame the rum

>>935955981
>wedding crushers
all i remember from that was diora baird

>>935956440
i liked the part where they crushed the wedding and everyone in it.

>>935956201
>>935956296
where are you seeing anyone, liberals or not, walking around with tranny flags tattooed on their foreheads?

>>935956348
FUCK

>>935956500
leave your basement and go outside for once and you'll find out, anon.

>>935956201
You literally worship the host of celebrity apprentice. You're a buffoon and everything you say is clownish to me and every other reasonable, thinking person on Earth.

>>935956523
sounds like more of reason to stay inside

>>935956440
I never liked Diors that much. She's hot but, eh.
Now I'm second guessing everything. Was it Amy or Isla in the Will Ferrell racecars movie?
And it was definitely Amy in Superman, right?

>>935956480
sure that wasn't Bambi Meets Godzilla?

>>935956546
I can tell the difference between a man and a woman at least. i'll teach you if you ask nicely. we can work up to dog vs. cat eventually.

>>935956623
Keep beating the same tired jokes to death, anon. They never get old. Why are you so grouchy, anyway? Evangelical white nationalist pieces of shit are winning. Your Lord and Savior is concentrating more dictatorial power in the Executive Branch with each passing day. You should be happy and out there celebrating. I guess even your fellow cultists can't stand you.

>>935956623
shame your president cant tell the different between a girl and a woman

>>935956623
i've played knifey spoony before

my dick doesn't work

>>935956723
fuck off

>>935956687
the celebration's been put off while we save up to build a scaffold heavy-duty enough to hang you from. you'll be allowed to wear your floral-print dress, but we won't be allowing any children too close so don't get any last ideas
>>935956691
hunter biden was elected president? damn talk about a comeback story

chad you cant even get an erection anymore talk about being a poser

>>935956691
Joephus Sniffler isn't president anymore.

>>935956815
I get erections all the time, most often when i think about your mom deepthroating my dick so hard that she moans with a sore throat afterwards when i fuck her in the ass. Her asshole is the loosest one i ever fucked, but the kinkiness of fucking such an ugly desperate bitch feels so good, that i don't even mind your father beating his meat and crying in the corner of the room. Go fuck yourself you efeminate piece of shit i hope you die painfully, and if that doesn't happen soon i strongly advise you to rope yourself. I'm being serious, i hope everything thats bad happens to you and nobody else but you.

id still suck chads huge dick

Stories of Surrender (Audiobook Version) narrated by Bono. Watch and listen to the full playlist now on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL80sr_OFD9CEeWATopgBKpgW9AKU8cBdj

>>935956865
who wouldn't???

>>935956348
<3

>>935956806
>we won't be allowing any children too close
Saving them all for yourselves. Typical maga rat. I guess when your God Emperor is a known pedophile you just drop the whole 'save the children' pretext.

>>935956737
you can now get arrested for that in Australia

>>935956818
no the one who bragged about walking into the changing rooms of a child beauty pageant is

>>935956865
Id frot with it

I know the trump troll doesn't actually believe in anything, especially the horseshit he's peddling in this thread. That's what makes it ten times more pathetic. He's got cheese pizza on one screen and this thread on the other, and he's getting off on both. Fucking beyond sad.

>>935956913
>saving them all for yourselves
I knew you'd be salty about that part. sorry that healthy, normal people won't tolerate your kind anymore. maybe reincarnation is real and you can come back as something better, like a housefly.
>>935956998
>comes into celebrity jerkoff thread
>starts seething about Trump
>gets his ass blown out
>can't even reply directly he's so mad
many such cases! SAD!

>>935956998
Why the fuck do tou think anybody cares about what you have to say, or what interest you? Do you think you are smart, or special? I assure you, you are not. You are a fucking expednable slave, get out of your own fucking ass and go fuck yourself withva negro colored dildo you edgelord. Are you so fucking lonely and dissatisfied with the fact that nobody around you cares about your retarded bullshit, that you are willing to try to startca conversation about it with a stranger that clearly only intends to offend you? Get out of your fucking ass, faggot. Think about all the pain that you would avoid if you just yourself right now. If youre too much of a coward to do it yourself, do it for the rest of us, we dont need or want your around.

post fucking celebs or gay rp or something take this shit to /pol/

>>935957069
>healthy, normal people
You're none of those, fatty.

imagine wanting to suck Chad's dick instead of Corly's

>>935957153
IMAX should hire you for your outstanding ability of projection. at least your fatness means that children have an easier time escaping when you lurch onto the playground.

>>935957112
>all the pain that you would avoid if you just yourself
I enjoy justing myself too

listening to newjeans

>>935957133
they do this shit all the time, why here is beyond me

>>935957242
It's called derailing and it's exactly what BD, midget and you are doing when you get all emotional and upset because you never learned how to behave around people due to nonexistent parenting

>>935957257
you can't listen to jeans, they're pants
they don't even work on a record player
you dumbass. you absolute imbecile

>>935957266
J-fart doesn't really have anywhere else to go.

>>935957294
choli is special

>>935957273
can you derail a thread with almost zero on-topic posts? additionally: why would anyone post on-topic in a thread likely to be filled with spam at any second?

>>935957294
explain this one then buckwheat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcelgrGY1h8

>>935957229
IMAX should hire you as their largest screen, you repulsive, obese pig. We all know you're fat and touch your niece. Why do you pretend to be some sort of svelte player? It's hilarious, don't get me wrong, but not for the reasons you think.

>>935957343
I don't care how special he is, you can't listen to pants. i'm calling the police.

>>935957391
wow, what about repeating jokes there buddy? hard to read posts through the tears i guess, but try not to be so retarded you think everyone is Troy, that's Troy-level dumb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdqn5v4Dkw
yeah yeah explain THIS then

>>935957383
that is clearly a band formed out of Asian girls, not a pair of pants. I challenge you to try and put them on your legs and walk around.

what's the topic?

>>935957455
I don't bitch at you for making repeated trips to the buffet do I, lardass? Truth hurts, I guess. Does it ever sadden you knowing you have one life to live and you ruined your body because you have no impulse control?

>>935957539
The auditory properties of pants.

stfu and slap me with your big dick

i have a celeb
would you like to see her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3K0TOvTOno
luv newjeans

>>935957565
>everyone is Troy!
schizoaffective disorder does correlate with pedophilia, and all the other afflictions that liberals have, so that checks out. also explains all the seething and the lack of picture posts, cause you've been run off for posting underage pics before.

>>935957708
>you've been run off for posting underage pics before
It's adorable that you think I'm whatever pedo anon you're obsessed with. But then, we've already established that you love obese pedophiles like yourself, hence the trump worship.

>>935957767
it's funny you think people don't know who you are, faux-christian homosexual from Cali... you can throw up that smokescreen as much as you like, the end is drawing nearer

lillisfag was raptured

>>935957903
*rapetured

allison could save this thread

>>935957854
lol you caught me red handed! That's me! Busted! Pathetic mouth-breather. I'm not one of your sad cast members around here. It's clear your entire life revolves around these threads. Thanks for the self-esteem boost though. No matter how tough life gets sometimes, at least I'll never be a tubby sack of shit who spends his every waking hour trolling celeb threads on 4chan. Want to take another wild guess which one of your cartoon lineup you think I am?

hersh already gave up on us

>>935957960
this is beady

His sausage fingers are tapping out another lame reply. I wonder who he'll accuse me of being this time.

>>935958080
And there it is. Pathetic. lol

>>935957960
yeah, definitely you, the veneer of smugness over a deeply unhappy, deeply unwell person... plus the denial of constant attention-seeking while claiming everyone else is Troy
>>935958103
second avoidant reply clinches it.

>>935958103
I am the only anon here that has ever mattered. Wanna know why? Because I'm better than everyone else. I am smart and I am honest. None of you are like this.

>>935958080
no, it's the annoying wordy guy that never posts pics and obsesses over the gay anons

playing juno in overwatch

you took too long to reply to me so now i won't post my celeb
taking my ball and going home.

Oh my word, wat is happen here?

>>935958153
>>935958191
I'm going to have a nice dinner with my family. See, I have people in my life to whom I speak offline and with whom I spend quality time. Meanwhile, you spend your every waking moment obsessing over these threads and trans people. But you sure showed me. I'm absolutely devastated and my night is ruined. Have fun lurking and weak trolling these threads for next several hours before waddling off to your stinky, crusty mattress on the floor to dream about the children you want to prey upon like your mango messiah. (He'll respond to this post either directly or indirectly/passive aggressively even though he knows I'll be AFK having dinner with people who love me. Pathetic.)

shit thread

>>935958603
our taxpayer dollars hard at work

>>935958561
classic "here's a big long blogpost about my life to show how NOT OWNED I am". don't start shit with your gay attention seeking if you don't wanna get blown out like that.

>>935958686
Good thing I don't pay taxes!

...the IRS doesn't know about this thread do they?

I knew what was coming and I still cried a little
I blame the soundtrack

>>935959199
I also cried during 'Cars', you're not alone. <3

>>935959305
I haven't watched Cars in ages. I doubt it would make me cry, though
Manchester by the sea, on the other hand. That one killed me, I was sobbing

>>935955439 (OP)
Judge Judy is not a good character to learn life lessons from.

>>935959456
neither are drew pinsky, mehmet oz or phil mcgraw

>>935959456
Maury Povich, on the other hand, can teach you everything important you'll ever need to know.

why did they take steve wilkos off the air
he's still alive isn't he

i looked up the steve wilkos show
it's still on
why did i think it was canceled lol

cheers

>>935959765
you know how i feel about animals
>>935959856
and ricepickers

steve wilkos was replaced with a body double in 2013, the real one is kept in cryostasis

>>935959886
>drinking cum right out of the fleshlight
use a straw you barbarian

he drinkin milk

Thanks for kicking everyone out you ugly loser

>>935956734
What does this do?

>>935960115
Still no job, huh?

>>935960074
>>935959666
>>935958221
>>935957615
Not celebs

>>935959781
>>935959831
>>935959897
he relies way too much on polygraphs despite polygraphs being inaccurate and ineffective

penis out

>>935960309
Not a celeb

MAKE AMERICA POOR AGAIN

>>935960593
Not a celeb

devout scientologist

shareholder

remind me of what left this outlaw torn

RIP Lou .... This song is a pop masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRqdzF8swY

hyein dsl's

Fat nigger troy

>>935960934
Fuck off, not a celeb

Taylor is my mom
Sabrina is my wife
And i hate bother things
Is there anyone who wants to be friends with me?

>>935960210
He's got one eye on the job market (the other's on the streets)

>>935960934
not dsls

>>935961712
Holy fuck I live Olivia Rodrigo. So hard for her rn. Love her tongue in this.

>>935962003
queen

WE RESPECT HIM SO FKING MUCH

>>935962308
WE RESPECT SYDNEY AS WELL NOT AS MUCH BUT STILL QUITE A BIT

goddammit

>>935962337
Not a celeb

>>935962364
Yes she is.

>>935962386
nah

>>935962819
Pedo

FUCK CHOLI

FUQ JOHN DEERE

We all would lie down our lives for Beady. Full stop.

yeah i'm pissed at john deere again i don't even give a FUQ

>>935963710
get a job you fucking loser

HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A JOB

>>935963724
i have one i'm a farmer cheers thats why i'm mad at john deere

>>935963780
right to repair

>>935963780
John deere is no longer an American company. They won't allow American farmers to fix their own tractors, yet to be allowed to sell the tractors in China they had to give the Chinese the source code for all the systems. Its well documented. Fuck john deere

>>935963780
spread any good manure today?

I drank like 2L of iced coffee I don't feel so cheers tummy hurts cheers.

Facts.

>>935963837
how would they even stop you from repairing your own tractor anyways? we have a guy that works at our farm that fixes nearly everything. never understood that.
>>935963865
i haven't been on the farm in a week

Shoutout to the nice anon who made these for me and wishes to remain anonymous.

Who has the best face porn?

>>935964031
Bottom left.

>>935963978
quiet I'm looking at the plots

>>935964005
Say some sensor goes out. Sure you can replace the sensor, but now you need a tech to come out from the dealership to plug his laptop in to clear the error codes to even use the tractor again. Its why the prices of all mechanical tractors shot sky high, cause you can repair it yourself.

>>935964081
ahhhh i see.

>>935964192
Fat nigger

Nothin runs like a deer and smells like a john

>>935963780
>>935963710
>>935963637
>>935963495
>>935964192
>>935964105
Not celebs

I love her.

>>935964663
beady post

>>935964663
stfu bitch

>>935964691
gb2reddit

>>935964690
bd hates tay

90% a y'all deserve RAPE.

>>935964735
he does not lmfao

I hate this thread

Ugly SLUT looks like a wet rat. We hate her.

>>935965137
Fat nigger

Just took my Walmart brand melatonin gummy.

Either I'm gonna have a restful sleep or I'm gonna wander the backrooms for the rest of eternity.

ATP I don't care which one happens.

>>935965239
Nobody cares, pedophile

>>935964212
Beautiful

>>935965395
ooooooooh my penis.

>>935965137
>>935965221
>>935965239
Not celebs FAGGOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MwERJTFLQ
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>935965416
Grunt me

>>935965868
Fuck off pedophile

>>935965868
nice
>>935965895
fick you you nigger moral faggot

>>935965868
pedophile bitch
FUCK YOU

>>935965960
troy post

>>935965965
>>935965980
little bitch

>>935966013
KYS pedophile

>>935966013
GET MOLESTED MOTHERFUCKER

>>935966027
>>935966047
god is dead niggers. get over it already

>>935966070
KYS pedo

>>935966086
stay mad moralfag

>>935966113
Get cancer pedophile

>>935966124
thats mean anon...

Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......

>>935966188
Fuck off

>>935966124
just because i think 12 year olds are hot you say that to me anon....
>>935966188
cant blame you. babs is hot

>>935966200
still sucking nigger cocks aren't you

>>935966228
Kill yourself pedophile

>>935966229
dont post babs with niggers anon. its not right. she is too pure for nigger cock.
>>935966256
=(

>>935966267
>>935966229
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>935965416
Is it cute? Is it under panties?

Any teen celebs

>>935966281
i bet her dirty panties smell like fresh strawberries.
>>935966279
babs is a celeb. dont pretend to be retarded anon.
>>935966303
now we are talking

>>935966281
No and no. ;.;

>>935965868
>>935966143
>>935966013
We love Jenna

>>935966311
Jenna is such a whore

>>935966311
Fuck I want to give her my white load

>>935966332
jenna is love jenna is life
>>935966348
you take that back anon. you shut that dirty fucking mouth.
>>935966360
give her your superior white seed

>>935966404
>>935966311
>>935966269
KYS pedophile

>>935966366
kate upton fixed my pedophilia. those mommy milkers make me weak

>>935966404
Oh yeah she needs my superior cum. She needs to milk it

>>935966418
>>935966396
>>935966381
Fuck off

>>935966437
>>935966452
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>935966312
But it could theoretically be a yes and yes with some help!

>>935966267
>>935966381
>>935966396
>>935966418

>>935966437
>>935966418
>>935966452
she is hot as fuck. makes my cock leak

>>935966477
>>935966475
Not celebs
>>935966478
Pedophile

>>935966478
Jenna better he preparing to take my BWCs load

>>935966441
you need to improve her spic race with your superior aryan seed anon.

>>935966474
Kek, thanks for the offer but no thanks... XD

>>935966516
Oh yeah I do. I'll stuff my cock deep into her tiny little hole.

>>935966513
Sydney makes my cock hard

>>935966546
>>935966564
Not celebs

>>935966546
when did she get so thick?

>>935966574
Then why don't YOU post some

>>935966601
que rica empanada la puta que la pario a esa putita

>>935966627
You don't belong here, fuck off

>>935966552
All goood enjoying Ari is what's most important anyways

>>935966654
I want to cover her face in my cum

>>935966654
And making friends along the way. :')

you can tell she is a great cock sucker

>>935966516
Are you a spic too?

>>935966684
KYS pedo
>>935966675
Fuck off, not a celeb

love that one guy that just loses his shit at Babs
he's gonna pop an aorta and just die at his computer one of these days

Spillie time

>>935966690
sadly yes.
>>935966697
you just know that as a 12 year old she was sucking cock like a pro

>>935966753
Get cancer pedo
>>935966745
Not a celeb

>>935966779
those are hurtful words anon. you need to know that what you say hurts other peoples feelings.

>>935966799
YOU DESERVE RAPE

>>935966683
Yes <3 ari wants everyone to be friendly

>>935966799
>people
Pedophiles aren't people. Get cancer

>>935966812
now you are just being mean for the saek of being mean. why would you say that to me anon? it hurts my soul. i still need some loving.

>>935966753
She's so pretty and has such DSLs

>>935966862
:D

>>935966850
this bich made me watch those shitty harry potter movies. and she was only hot in the first two films

>>935966902
Okay bitch but they arent shitty they are quite good

>>935966438
imagine those lips wrapped around your cock

>>935966753
Got disc? My white cock can pretty much only cum to mujeras

>>935966917
really anpn? should i keep watching them even without out the loli eye candy?

>>935966963
i wish you could improve my sisters inferior spuc race with your superior aryan seed anon but sadly i dont fuck wit disc

>>935966967
what are some of your favorite shows and movies

>>935966967
Your comment sounded like you already watched them, they're good

>>935967016
Do you use any app? Would love to chat over Spanish girls

>>935967040
sopranos
>>935967049
i watched the third one. emma got a bit too old for me.

>>935966963
johnclover

>>935967074
Babies first show

>>935966850
Oh Emma

>>935967091
????????????????????????????????????

>>935967074
so you were able to watch sopranos without loli content
>>935967091
quiet, it's a good show. and also how could it ever be somebody's first show? that makes no sense lol

>>935967091
well yeah, if you want your babies to grow up right

>>935967162
It's the first "serious show" that many people get into because it's mob shit be real, sure it's good but it isn't the end all

>>935967162
meadow was hot as fuck. even her friend hunter was cute.

>>935967205
i hope you are a zoomer because if you are onot you are either retarded or autistic. you fucking reatrded nigger.

>>935967325
Bro it's the ac/dc of shows

>>935967354
high praise

>>935967369
My point is, liking ac/dc does mean you like something good but you also like something that isn't much of an acquired taste

>>935967354
who gives a fuck about acdc. you retarded fucking nigger i hate this fucking site with reteraded fucking opnionoins sich as yourself you fucking stupoid fonkey

>>935967439
Calm down bro it's just a mob show lol

best non-mob show is Seinfeld

>>935966873
Jenna fucking better show me where she wants it. My bwc is about to blow

>>935967474
i harte you fuyou fucking nigger. i dont even care fabout the show. i care about ou r shitty opinion and the people that hang out here. i mg getting to old to be hare.e
>>935967493
amnd this fucking nigger says this. bye. im never coming her.

>>935967501
You better cum hard for that spicy taco

>>935966580
I'm close to pop

>>935967531
i have more of her for you in the next thread

>>935967558
I don't have that long ....

>>935967515
i said it cause its true
you obviously never watched it

>>935967573
anon you can goon for another hour... for me?

>>935967624
i never watched what? you fucking nigger pakistani nigger indian fucking woman, man loving nigger , foaggot you fucking nigger loving faggot loving animal dog.

>>935967638
nghh, gonna popp

Has anyone has a lucid dream of Jenna

>>935967731
yes but i always cum too soon. and i find precum all over my undies. it feels good tho. i imagine her as "knows it all nina" jenna. sucking my cock.

>>935967659
i take it you have good days and bad days

>>935967808
yes....

>>935966580
Get a job, you NEET retard.

>>935967868
im a neet too. im not getting a job. toyu nigger.

>>935967797
thanks for the new discovery there
this is the cutest thing i've ever seen holy shit

like literally cute as a button cute wow

>>935967948
too good anon. dont beat your dick raw. it will hurt tomorrow.

Fat nigger troy

fucking adorable
how did i never see this show before

>>935968015
its on youtube. just have it on the bacground as you jerk off to naste hardcore porn. it feel s os good.

>>935955439 (OP)
Oh, you want to talk about the flaws of the gods, do you?
You don't have to look very far for one of the oldest and most important of them.

>>935968088
whichone anon? thegods have forsaken me...

>>935968067
every time i pause its a different cute face expression
the whole show is just close ups of her face
can't believe it only lasted for one season and only 11 episodes

>>935967797
Oh my

yeah i think this might be my new favorite show now
sorry seinfeld
well actually i think jerry would probably understand

just wanna pull a jimmy page and adopt this bitch

>>935968178
it went away too soon. but only memories remain. memories remain. fo a time there by the sea in a land that ime forgot. you uttered weet forget me nots. and you know i never iwll.
>>935968239
what? you too became obsessed with that show?
>>935968287
jerry is a loli enjoyer too.

i ever get a time machine i know what i'm doing

>>935968482
watching know it all nina live? or banji live? i know i would watch "antes muerta que sencilla" live.

embarassing

k its gettin late
lets get the nu thread up and running
shall we

>>935968611
don't you laugh at me, boy

>>935968614
no nigger. im going to bed. hard and honry. so i can stroke to jenna romoroow

>>935968628
do what thou wilt

>>935968677
thanks for letting me anon. im going to upgrade to thereal stuff. french dad with her daughter. im going to leave it tormomrow htoufh. i have time. who careds. nobody cares. care aoubout yourself. about your dfamily.

ill just site here and eat some popsicles whiles i wait for the new thread

>>935968735
iwant to shove those popsicles up my ass. i bet they would slide right inside me with your saliva all over them naon.

>>935968821
i cant get past he non aryan skulll of those asian chikcs but dam nthey are cute.

is "stuck in the middle" a good watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ri3dwluLQ
i love asian and jewish women
- choli

>>935968874
>stuck in the middle
a bit too old. but still goonable.

https://jenna-ortega.com/photos/
what a great website
very nice screencaps

>>935968735
Can anyone tell me in what universe is Chad allowed to have a girl like her? Not a single one, unless she had already broken up with a high ranking politician, billionaire or rock star

watching seinfeld and curb makes me wish i was jewish
it seems so cool

>>935967417
acquired tastes suck you idiot

>>935968874
im such a gooner i can cum to her whenver. but her episode 5 blue tank top is top tier.

>>935968874
>not stick in the middle
but the selfie episode on know it all nina is weak spot for me and i dont know why

>>935966228
>>935966753
why is this pedo still not banned? posting kids and talking about 12 year olds. fucking lazy-ass mods

>>935969050
This is exactly what idiots with zero taste say

>>935969253
i'm a populist you elitist fuck