Celeb Thread - /And, perhaps, His one and only flaw was that He cared too much/ edition.
Believe it or not these celeb threads used to be normal. This is what they have become.
>>935955485thank beady and troy
>>935955485not really, it's just gotten worse
If being kind is a crime then lock him the fuck up and throw away that key.
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Olivia's mouth taking 2 anons at the same time
>>935955822I'm the size of two Anons does that count?
>>935955888God is an idiot.
>>935955822Where do I sign up?
>>935955330Amy is a very beautiful woman for sure
I remember watching a silly comedy with her, wedding crushers or something. The one with Vince Vaughn. She looked stunning in it
>>935955822If we drill holes in her cheeks she can take three at once. Just sayin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9lgqyt6YI
>>935955888Nice trips. Anyway, Revelation tells us a beast will emerge of European descent. His followers will wear his mark upon their forehead (MAGA hats, anyone?) and believe him to be the Second Coming. They will worship and obey without question, and he will usher in the End Times.
We were never tested like he was, and, thanks to Him sacrafices, we will never have to.
Thank you, Beady.
Looking at Amy's imdb page during the commercial break
Apparently she had appearances in the 70s show, Charmed, Buffy and Smallville
I honestly don't remember her in any of them. I do remember noticing her in Catch Me If You Can, though
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i got the sauce
>>935956069probably referring to the tranny flag and all the tattoos liberals get on their ugly bodies
>>935956201>tattoos liberals get on their ugly bodieshegseth?
>>935956163>70s show, Charmed, Buffy and Smallvilleall slop
>>935956230i don't know if any of them have a hegseth tattoo, wouldn't surprise me. they look at pictures of balding, obese men in dresses and call them beautiful women. very mentally ill.
>>935955981that was Isla fisher
>>935956348Now we're talkin.
>>935956305Fucking cute redheads, I blame the rum
>>935955981>wedding crushersall i remember from that was diora baird
>>935956440i liked the part where they crushed the wedding and everyone in it.
>>935956201>>935956296where are you seeing anyone, liberals or not, walking around with tranny flags tattooed on their foreheads?
>>935956500leave your basement and go outside for once and you'll find out, anon.
>>935956201You literally worship the host of celebrity apprentice. You're a buffoon and everything you say is clownish to me and every other reasonable, thinking person on Earth.
>>935956523sounds like more of reason to stay inside
>>935956440I never liked Diors that much. She's hot but, eh.
Now I'm second guessing everything. Was it Amy or Isla in the Will Ferrell racecars movie?
And it was definitely Amy in Superman, right?
>>935956480sure that wasn't Bambi Meets Godzilla?
>>935956546I can tell the difference between a man and a woman at least. i'll teach you if you ask nicely. we can work up to dog vs. cat eventually.
>>935956623Keep beating the same tired jokes to death, anon. They never get old. Why are you so grouchy, anyway? Evangelical white nationalist pieces of shit are winning. Your Lord and Savior is concentrating more dictatorial power in the Executive Branch with each passing day. You should be happy and out there celebrating. I guess even your fellow cultists can't stand you.
>>935956623shame your president cant tell the different between a girl and a woman
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>>935956623i've played knifey spoony before
>>935956687the celebration's been put off while we save up to build a scaffold heavy-duty enough to hang you from. you'll be allowed to wear your floral-print dress, but we won't be allowing any children too close so don't get any last ideas
>>935956691hunter biden was elected president? damn talk about a comeback story
chad you cant even get an erection anymore talk about being a poser
>>935956691Joephus Sniffler isn't president anymore.
>>935956815I get erections all the time, most often when i think about your mom deepthroating my dick so hard that she moans with a sore throat afterwards when i fuck her in the ass. Her asshole is the loosest one i ever fucked, but the kinkiness of fucking such an ugly desperate bitch feels so good, that i don't even mind your father beating his meat and crying in the corner of the room. Go fuck yourself you efeminate piece of shit i hope you die painfully, and if that doesn't happen soon i strongly advise you to rope yourself. I'm being serious, i hope everything thats bad happens to you and nobody else but you.
id still suck chads huge dick
Stories of Surrender (Audiobook Version) narrated by Bono. Watch and listen to the full playlist now on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL80sr_OFD9CEeWATopgBKpgW9AKU8cBdj
>>935956865who wouldn't???
>>935956806>we won't be allowing any children too closeSaving them all for yourselves. Typical maga rat. I guess when your God Emperor is a known pedophile you just drop the whole 'save the children' pretext.
>>935956737you can now get arrested for that in Australia
>>935956818no the one who bragged about walking into the changing rooms of a child beauty pageant is
>>935956865Id frot with it
I know the trump troll doesn't actually believe in anything, especially the horseshit he's peddling in this thread. That's what makes it ten times more pathetic. He's got cheese pizza on one screen and this thread on the other, and he's getting off on both. Fucking beyond sad.
>>935956913>saving them all for yourselvesI knew you'd be salty about that part. sorry that healthy, normal people won't tolerate your kind anymore. maybe reincarnation is real and you can come back as something better, like a housefly.
>>935956998>comes into celebrity jerkoff thread>starts seething about Trump>gets his ass blown out>can't even reply directly he's so madmany such cases! SAD!
>>935956998Why the fuck do tou think anybody cares about what you have to say, or what interest you? Do you think you are smart, or special? I assure you, you are not. You are a fucking expednable slave, get out of your own fucking ass and go fuck yourself withva negro colored dildo you edgelord. Are you so fucking lonely and dissatisfied with the fact that nobody around you cares about your retarded bullshit, that you are willing to try to startca conversation about it with a stranger that clearly only intends to offend you? Get out of your fucking ass, faggot. Think about all the pain that you would avoid if you just yourself right now. If youre too much of a coward to do it yourself, do it for the rest of us, we dont need or want your around.
post fucking celebs or gay rp or something take this shit to /pol/
>>935957069>healthy, normal peopleYou're none of those, fatty.
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imagine wanting to suck Chad's dick instead of Corly's
>>935957153IMAX should hire you for your outstanding ability of projection. at least your fatness means that children have an easier time escaping when you lurch onto the playground.
>>935957112>all the pain that you would avoid if you just yourselfI enjoy justing myself too
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listening to newjeans
>>935957133they do this shit all the time, why here is beyond me
>>935957242It's called derailing and it's exactly what BD, midget and you are doing when you get all emotional and upset because you never learned how to behave around people due to nonexistent parenting
>>935957257you can't listen to jeans, they're pants
they don't even work on a record player
you dumbass. you absolute imbecile
>>935957266J-fart doesn't really have anywhere else to go.
>>935957294choli is special
>>935957273can you derail a thread with almost zero on-topic posts? additionally: why would anyone post on-topic in a thread likely to be filled with spam at any second?
>>935957294explain this one then buckwheat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcelgrGY1h8
>>935957229IMAX should hire you as their largest screen, you repulsive, obese pig. We all know you're fat and touch your niece. Why do you pretend to be some sort of svelte player? It's hilarious, don't get me wrong, but not for the reasons you think.
>>935957343I don't care how special he is, you can't listen to pants. i'm calling the police.
>>935957391wow, what about repeating jokes there buddy? hard to read posts through the tears i guess, but try not to be so retarded you think everyone is Troy, that's Troy-level dumb.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJdqn5v4Dkw
yeah yeah explain THIS then
>>935957383that is clearly a band formed out of Asian girls, not a pair of pants. I challenge you to try and put them on your legs and walk around.
>>935957455I don't bitch at you for making repeated trips to the buffet do I, lardass? Truth hurts, I guess. Does it ever sadden you knowing you have one life to live and you ruined your body because you have no impulse control?
>>935957539The auditory properties of pants.
stfu and slap me with your big dick
i have a celeb
would you like to see her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3K0TOvTOno
luv newjeans
>>935957565>everyone is Troy!schizoaffective disorder does correlate with pedophilia, and all the other afflictions that liberals have, so that checks out. also explains all the seething and the lack of picture posts, cause you've been run off for posting underage pics before.
>>935957708>you've been run off for posting underage pics beforeIt's adorable that you think I'm whatever pedo anon you're obsessed with. But then, we've already established that you love obese pedophiles like yourself, hence the trump worship.
>>935957767it's funny you think people don't know who you are, faux-christian homosexual from Cali... you can throw up that smokescreen as much as you like, the end is drawing nearer
allison could save this thread
>>935957854lol you caught me red handed! That's me! Busted! Pathetic mouth-breather. I'm not one of your sad cast members around here. It's clear your entire life revolves around these threads. Thanks for the self-esteem boost though. No matter how tough life gets sometimes, at least I'll never be a tubby sack of shit who spends his every waking hour trolling celeb threads on 4chan. Want to take another wild guess which one of your cartoon lineup you think I am?
hersh already gave up on us
His sausage fingers are tapping out another lame reply. I wonder who he'll accuse me of being this time.
>>935958080And there it is. Pathetic. lol
>>935957960yeah, definitely you, the veneer of smugness over a deeply unhappy, deeply unwell person... plus the denial of constant attention-seeking while claiming everyone else is Troy
>>935958103second avoidant reply clinches it.
>>935958103I am the only anon here that has ever mattered. Wanna know why? Because I'm better than everyone else. I am smart and I am honest. None of you are like this.
>>935958080no, it's the annoying wordy guy that never posts pics and obsesses over the gay anons
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playing juno in overwatch
you took too long to reply to me so now i won't post my celeb
taking my ball and going home.
Oh my word, wat is happen here?
>Mickey goes "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!"
>>935958153>>935958191I'm going to have a nice dinner with my family. See, I have people in my life to whom I speak offline and with whom I spend quality time. Meanwhile, you spend your every waking moment obsessing over these threads and trans people. But you sure showed me. I'm absolutely devastated and my night is ruined. Have fun lurking and weak trolling these threads for next several hours before waddling off to your stinky, crusty mattress on the floor to dream about the children you want to prey upon like your mango messiah. (He'll respond to this post either directly or indirectly/passive aggressively even though he knows I'll be AFK having dinner with people who love me. Pathetic.)
>>935958603our taxpayer dollars hard at work
>>935958561classic "here's a big long blogpost about my life to show how NOT OWNED I am". don't start shit with your gay attention seeking if you don't wanna get blown out like that.
>>935958686Good thing I don't pay taxes!
...the IRS doesn't know about this thread do they?
I knew what was coming and I still cried a little
I blame the soundtrack
>>935959199I also cried during 'Cars', you're not alone. <3
>>935959305I haven't watched Cars in ages. I doubt it would make me cry, though
Manchester by the sea, on the other hand. That one killed me, I was sobbing
>>935955439 (OP)Judge Judy is not a good character to learn life lessons from.
>>935959456neither are drew pinsky, mehmet oz or phil mcgraw
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>>935959456Maury Povich, on the other hand, can teach you everything important you'll ever need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VSVIdWiKD-Q
why did they take steve wilkos off the air
he's still alive isn't he
i looked up the steve wilkos show
it's still on
why did i think it was canceled lol
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VKvzm5abMss
>>935959765you know how i feel about animals
>>935959856and ricepickers
steve wilkos was replaced with a body double in 2013, the real one is kept in cryostasis
>>935959886>drinking cum right out of the fleshlightuse a straw you barbarian
LOL
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Thanks for kicking everyone out you ugly loser
>>935956734What does this do?
>>935960115Still no job, huh?
>>935959781>>935959831>>935959897he relies way too much on polygraphs despite polygraphs being inaccurate and ineffective
remind me of what left this outlaw torn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcz3g_TX7Pw
RIP Lou .... This song is a pop masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyRqdzF8swY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3vPzcHJgTY
>>935960934Fuck off, not a celeb
Taylor is my mom
Sabrina is my wife
And i hate bother things
Is there anyone who wants to be friends with me?
>>935960210He's got one eye on the job market (the other's on the streets)
>>935961712Holy fuck I live Olivia Rodrigo. So hard for her rn. Love her tongue in this.
WE RESPECT HIM SO FKING MUCH
>>935962308WE RESPECT SYDNEY AS WELL NOT AS MUCH BUT STILL QUITE A BIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K90KLhGP1n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNBHt-eHLU
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FUQ JOHN DEERE
We all would lie down our lives for Beady. Full stop.
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yeah i'm pissed at john deere again i don't even give a FUQ
>>935963710get a job you fucking loser
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A JOB
>>935963724i have one i'm a farmer cheers thats why i'm mad at john deere
>>935963780right to repair
>>935963780John deere is no longer an American company. They won't allow American farmers to fix their own tractors, yet to be allowed to sell the tractors in China they had to give the Chinese the source code for all the systems. Its well documented. Fuck john deere
>>935963780spread any good manure today?
I drank like 2L of iced coffee I don't feel so cheers tummy hurts cheers.
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>>935963837how would they even stop you from repairing your own tractor anyways? we have a guy that works at our farm that fixes nearly everything. never understood that.
>>935963865i haven't been on the farm in a week
Shoutout to the nice anon who made these for me and wishes to remain anonymous.
Who has the best face porn?
>>935963978quiet I'm looking at the plots
>>935964005Say some sensor goes out. Sure you can replace the sensor, but now you need a tech to come out from the dealership to plug his laptop in to clear the error codes to even use the tractor again. Its why the prices of all mechanical tractors shot sky high, cause you can repair it yourself.
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Nothin runs like a deer and smells like a john
90% a y'all deserve RAPE.
>>935964735he does not lmfao
Ugly SLUT looks like a wet rat. We hate her.
Just took my Walmart brand melatonin gummy.
Either I'm gonna have a restful sleep or I'm gonna wander the backrooms for the rest of eternity.
ATP I don't care which one happens.
>>935965239Nobody cares, pedophile
>>935965395ooooooooh my penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2MwERJTFLQ
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly
>>935965868Fuck off pedophile
>>935965868nice
>>935965895fick you you nigger moral faggot
>>935965868pedophile bitch
FUCK YOU
>>935966013GET MOLESTED MOTHERFUCKER
>>935966027>>935966047god is dead niggers. get over it already
>>935966086stay mad moralfag
>>935966113Get cancer pedophile
>>935966124thats mean anon...
Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......
>>935966124just because i think 12 year olds are hot you say that to me anon....
>>935966188cant blame you. babs is hot
>>935966200still sucking nigger cocks aren't you
>>935966228Kill yourself pedophile
>>935966229dont post babs with niggers anon. its not right. she is too pure for nigger cock.
>>935966256=(
>>935965416Is it cute? Is it under panties?
>>935966281i bet her dirty panties smell like fresh strawberries.
>>935966279babs is a celeb. dont pretend to be retarded anon.
>>935966303now we are talking
>>935966281No and no. ;.;
>>935966311Jenna is such a whore
>>935966311Fuck I want to give her my white load
>>935966332jenna is love jenna is life
>>935966348you take that back anon. you shut that dirty fucking mouth.
>>935966360give her your superior white seed
>>935966366kate upton fixed my pedophilia. those mommy milkers make me weak
>>935966404Oh yeah she needs my superior cum. She needs to milk it
>>935966312But it could theoretically be a yes and yes with some help!
>>935966437>>935966418>>935966452she is hot as fuck. makes my cock leak
>>935966478Jenna better he preparing to take my BWCs load
>>935966441you need to improve her spic race with your superior aryan seed anon.
>>935966474Kek, thanks for the offer but no thanks... XD
>>935966516Oh yeah I do. I'll stuff my cock deep into her tiny little hole.
>>935966513Sydney makes my cock hard
>>935966546when did she get so thick?
>>935966574Then why don't YOU post some
>>935966601que rica empanada la puta que la pario a esa putita
>>935966627You don't belong here, fuck off
>>935966552All goood enjoying Ari is what's most important anyways
>>935966654I want to cover her face in my cum
>>935966654And making friends along the way. :')
you can tell she is a great cock sucker
>>935966516Are you a spic too?
>>935966684KYS pedo
>>935966675Fuck off, not a celeb
love that one guy that just loses his shit at Babs
he's gonna pop an aorta and just die at his computer one of these days
>>935966690sadly yes.
>>935966697you just know that as a 12 year old she was sucking cock like a pro
>>935966753Get cancer pedo
>>935966745Not a celeb
>>935966779those are hurtful words anon. you need to know that what you say hurts other peoples feelings.
>>935966799YOU DESERVE RAPE
>>935966683Yes <3 ari wants everyone to be friendly
>>935966799>peoplePedophiles aren't people. Get cancer
>>935966812now you are just being mean for the saek of being mean. why would you say that to me anon? it hurts my soul. i still need some loving.
>>935966753She's so pretty and has such DSLs
>>935966850this bich made me watch those shitty harry potter movies. and she was only hot in the first two films
>>935966902Okay bitch but they arent shitty they are quite good
>>935966438imagine those lips wrapped around your cock
>>935966753Got disc? My white cock can pretty much only cum to mujeras
>>935966917really anpn? should i keep watching them even without out the loli eye candy?
>>935966963i wish you could improve my sisters inferior spuc race with your superior aryan seed anon but sadly i dont fuck wit disc
>>935966967what are some of your favorite shows and movies
>>935966967Your comment sounded like you already watched them, they're good
>>935967016Do you use any app? Would love to chat over Spanish girls
>>935967040sopranos
>>935967049i watched the third one. emma got a bit too old for me.
>>935967074Babies first show
>>935967091????????????????????????????????????
>>935967074so you were able to watch sopranos without loli content
>>935967091quiet, it's a good show. and also how could it ever be somebody's first show? that makes no sense lol
>>935967091well yeah, if you want your babies to grow up right
>>935967162It's the first "serious show" that many people get into because it's mob shit be real, sure it's good but it isn't the end all
>>935967162meadow was hot as fuck. even her friend hunter was cute.
>>935967205i hope you are a zoomer because if you are onot you are either retarded or autistic. you fucking reatrded nigger.
>>935967325Bro it's the ac/dc of shows
>>935967369My point is, liking ac/dc does mean you like something good but you also like something that isn't much of an acquired taste
>>935967354who gives a fuck about acdc. you retarded fucking nigger i hate this fucking site with reteraded fucking opnionoins sich as yourself you fucking stupoid fonkey
>>935967439Calm down bro it's just a mob show lol
best non-mob show is Seinfeld
>>935966873Jenna fucking better show me where she wants it. My bwc is about to blow
>>935967474i harte you fuyou fucking nigger. i dont even care fabout the show. i care about ou r shitty opinion and the people that hang out here. i mg getting to old to be hare.e
>>935967493amnd this fucking nigger says this. bye. im never coming her.
>>935967501You better cum hard for that spicy taco
>>935966580I'm close to pop
>>935967531i have more of her for you in the next thread
>>935967558I don't have that long ....
>>935967515i said it cause its true
you obviously never watched it
>>935967573anon you can goon for another hour... for me?
>>935967624i never watched what? you fucking nigger pakistani nigger indian fucking woman, man loving nigger , foaggot you fucking nigger loving faggot loving animal dog.
>>935967638nghh, gonna popp
Has anyone has a lucid dream of Jenna
>>935967731yes but i always cum too soon. and i find precum all over my undies. it feels good tho. i imagine her as "knows it all nina" jenna. sucking my cock.
>>935967659i take it you have good days and bad days
>>935966580Get a job, you NEET retard.
>>935967868im a neet too. im not getting a job. toyu nigger.
>>935967797thanks for the new discovery there
this is the cutest thing i've ever seen holy shit
like literally cute as a button cute wow
>>935967948too good anon. dont beat your dick raw. it will hurt tomorrow.
fucking adorable
how did i never see this show before
>>935968015its on youtube. just have it on the bacground as you jerk off to naste hardcore porn. it feel s os good.
>>935955439 (OP)Oh, you want to talk about the flaws of the gods, do you?
You don't have to look very far for one of the oldest and most important of them.
>>935968088whichone anon? thegods have forsaken me...
>>935968067every time i pause its a different cute face expression
the whole show is just close ups of her face
can't believe it only lasted for one season and only 11 episodes
yeah i think this might be my new favorite show now
sorry seinfeld
well actually i think jerry would probably understand
just wanna pull a jimmy page and adopt this bitch
>>935968178it went away too soon. but only memories remain. memories remain. fo a time there by the sea in a land that ime forgot. you uttered weet forget me nots. and you know i never iwll.
>>935968239what? you too became obsessed with that show?
>>935968287jerry is a loli enjoyer too.
i ever get a time machine i know what i'm doing
>>935968482watching know it all nina live? or banji live? i know i would watch "antes muerta que sencilla" live.
k its gettin late
lets get the nu thread up and running
shall we
>>935968611don't you laugh at me, boy
>>935968614no nigger. im going to bed. hard and honry. so i can stroke to jenna romoroow
>>935968628do what thou wilt
>>935968677thanks for letting me anon. im going to upgrade to thereal stuff. french dad with her daughter. im going to leave it tormomrow htoufh. i have time. who careds. nobody cares. care aoubout yourself. about your dfamily.
ill just site here and eat some popsicles whiles i wait for the new thread
>>935968735iwant to shove those popsicles up my ass. i bet they would slide right inside me with your saliva all over them naon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3qndhmBkGM
>>935968821i cant get past he non aryan skulll of those asian chikcs but dam nthey are cute.
is "stuck in the middle" a good watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ri3dwluLQ
i love asian and jewish women
- choli
>>935968874>stuck in the middlea bit too old. but still goonable.
https://jenna-ortega.com/photos/
what a great website
very nice screencaps
>>935968735Can anyone tell me in what universe is Chad allowed to have a girl like her? Not a single one, unless she had already broken up with a high ranking politician, billionaire or rock star
watching seinfeld and curb makes me wish i was jewish
it seems so cool
>>935967417acquired tastes suck you idiot
>>935968874im such a gooner i can cum to her whenver. but her episode 5 blue tank top is top tier.
>>935968874>not stick in the middlebut the selfie episode on know it all nina is weak spot for me and i dont know why
>>935966228>>935966753why is this pedo still not banned? posting kids and talking about 12 year olds. fucking lazy-ass mods
>>935969050This is exactly what idiots with zero taste say
>>935969253i'm a populist you elitist fuck