I had to get an infected wisdom tooth removed a couple of weekends ago by two black female dentists. They were very good and professional, but thinking back, a professional black woman using her fingers to force-open my mouth was kind of hot. It was an extremely painful experience, but in retrospect, that was kinda nice. I think it 'woke something up' in me.

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>>935963576 (OP)
you are probably into bondage or s&m. that's okay though. At least you're not logposting.

>>935963576 (OP)
Mr. Delicious was fucking awesome.

>>935963663
Do you think I really might be...? I feel the same way about Japanese office ladies and Korean muscle mommies.

>>935963741
Mr. D, lol.

>>935963576 (OP)
Hi Harlan county nigger!
Stay on your side of pine mountain.

>>935964927
oh, no, I don't live in that pic's area.

>>935963576 (OP)
Why the fuck were you awake? They drugged me up so much I was high until the next day.

>>935965623
It was an 'emergency' place (literally a small dental office in a strip mall...next to an Aarons!), so they just used local anesthetic. Which, of course, meant a lot of injections, which did well to numb my gums, but did fuck all for the actual root(s) of the tooth, half of which broke off and they had to go back in there and spend 25 mins trying to force pull/cut/drill it out. I even drove back to my apartment alone afterwards.

>>935963576 (OP)
yeah i'm about to move closer to mexico just to let a bunch of mexicans finger my mouth

>>935965623
sometimes i wonder how many of these kinds of things are going on behind closed doors

i want to go back to black pilled fast food advertising

>>935969521
What the hell is Rax and why is this advertisement already making me not want to eat there?