Thread 935965694

just hypothetically, suppose you had a horse in your bathroom and you wanted to get rid of the horse without anyone seeing and you lived in an apartment so someone would see you taking it down the stairs and it would probably shit in the elevator, how long do you reckon it would take to cut my horse up and flush it down the toilet, just hypothetically?

>>935965694 (OP)
Get a big Japanese cleaver not a butcher knife, make sure to drug the shit out of it, also Keep in mind you should hold it's head over the bath tub and slit it's throat as a way of killing because it's going to bleed a lot

>>935965848
ok, good information there, glad we had this conversation, great talk

just throw it off the balcony

>>935965694 (OP)
a pretty long time.

>>935965694 (OP)
>flush it down the toilet
Why would you do that? Horse is delicious.

>>935965694 (OP)
use your invisibility potion and give it a diaper

Manifest this problem on the ACTs and solve it on paper to see if you get into the university you want.

Is the horse currently alive?

>>935968008
>shit in the elevator

>>935965694 (OP)
At least half an hour even if you work fast.

>>935965694 (OP)
aqua regia I think is how it's spelled. It'll wash right down the drain of your tub. Bones and all. But do not get any on your skin or you're fucked.

>>935965694 (OP)
what if i sold it in the bathroom instead? would that work?

>>935965694 (OP)
just put the horse in the hallway. no one would know where it came from. just play dumb.

>>935967521
I was gonna use that invisibility potion to steal my neighbor's panties

>>935968098
Dead bodies shit all the time, anon.

>>935965694 (OP)
Which floor of the apartment do you live on? There is no reason to kill the horse. If you got enough money to get a horse in your apartment,especially if it's off ground level; I'm pretty sure there are ways to get it out. Unless you're a horse thief. That's kinda fucked up. I don't think you'll get lynched for that these days. Just fill the tub with some hay for a couple days. You know pay some kids to vandalize cameras in the building, then walk it out. Of course you're gonna have to keep paying the kids it'll probably take you some time to shovel out all the horse shit and fix the place up to move if you care about your deposit. I mean if you already got some vandals under your thumb working for you, might as well go with it and stay there if they don't rat you out for the vandalism. You're probably gonna need a side hustle though because they're gonna want raise increases eventually.

>>935965694 (OP)
I hope this is about a real horse and not a really obese dead person. Horse-in-apartment-bathroom would be an amazing pic to get to send so I'm scared anon.

Either way, you gotta think of something to do about smell, whether you kill the horse soon or not. It's gonna get wretched.

Just say the horse is your 19 year old gay lover and Officer Balcerzak and Gabrish will come right over and drag it wherever you want. No questions asked. Easy.

>>935971053
You know I really over thought htat. If you're political you're being persecuted. This guy figured it out.

>>935970518
No or he would have probably said obese gorilla.

>>935971565
I mean, it worked for Dahmer.

>>935972120
if it was a black guy

You8're going to need to slice it into really small pieces to flush it down the average toilet. While that's a fun challenge for a lazy afternoon, you're going to struggle to get the large bones like the skull and pelvis to flush cleanly away. Even if you grind them down they could form a sludge of bone and marrow and that's going to cause havoc in the drains. I assume there's a saddle, bit and bridle that all need to "disappear" as well? You've got your work cut out pal. Either throw it off the balcony as someohne already suggested or settle down for maybe two weeks of sawing, grinding and flushing. And I hope your toilet has a macerator or you're in a world of hurt.

>>935973589
My toilet has a masturbator. Is that okay?

>>935973700
will it accomodate a horse?

>>935973915
Yes. I'm hung like one so I had to get the largest size.

Okay I lied I have a dinky chode. The bator belongs to my uncle but that's not the point. The masturbator is large enough it should all work out.

>>935974243
I'm going to assume that you and your uncle use it at the same time.

>>935974359
Yes absolutely. It's simply the most efficient way, and saves energy for the planet.

>>935975146
See, now I'm concerned that you might one day use a toilet with a macerator and mistake it for a masturbator and no one wants to deal with that kind of cleanup. Just be careful out there. Can't be too careful.

Ask your "neigh"bors to help

>>935975240
What is a macerator? I thought you meant masturbator.
Dual masterbators are green for the planet. Greta said so on live television that we need to be green or how dare we.

>>935975289
You win 4chan.

This is how Chris Chan's horse quest started.

>>935975418
10 minutes.

>>935965694 (OP)
just use a shrink ray, retard