I just can't imagine ever living outside of the northeast US.

Like if you go to places like CA or CO everywhere has a fucking spic name. Mexico can take the whole area back if they really want it so badly for all I care. CA is so violent it might as well be Mexico again already.

And the midwest is fucking flat (and irrelevant). Betty, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your potato hotdish surprise casserole.

Everything south of the Mason Dixon line is so fucking hot and humid. Plus I wouldn't fit into either white or negro southern culture. Jemima, idfk how fake-nice you are, but I don't want your greasy Carolina-style pork-rind mac-and-cheese with gravy and biscuits. I like snow, chowdah, and being underweight. Fight me.

I'm a chink, so most of my friends were fellow chink buddies from church, but some ended up moving to TX at some point. Mom got a new job or something. I lost touch with them long ago, but I wonder how they're faring. Like if it sucks or anything.

I like deciduous trees. I like Italian food. I like colonial history, old houses, and historical costume from the 1700s. I like Ivy League culture. I like blond preppy intellectual girls/women with round glasses and plaid skirts. I like American literature. I like fall foliage, apple-picking during harvest season, and farms. I like maple sugaring and maple syrup. I like stumpy orange hills mountains that aren't as snow-covered as "real" mountains. I like white-steepled Methodist and Episcopal churches. I like Jewish American aesthetics. I like mansions in inner-ring Boston suburbs, Connecticut, Long Island, Westchester County, the Somerset Hills, and the Mainline.

And you can't rip any of it away from me.

>>935971783 (OP)
based west coast sucks

>>935972131
Yeah and maybe the fact that they're drying up helps too

>>935971783 (OP)
Typical ignorant bigot, no concept of the world outside of their familiar areas.

>>935971783 (OP)
>I just can't imagine ever living outside of the northeast US.
wikkid pissah!

PNW mogs all other biomes imo but the northeast is pretty good too. I’m not a fan of the temperature extremes and those fucking green biting flies at the beach but the history over there is real. Boston is the only other city I feel like I know well.

>>935972927
Having been to the PNW, I can defo see why people like it... too bad the whole area is:

- 1) rainy
- 2) overrun with homeless violent hobos, from urban to suburban to rural, and
- 3) about to get buried in 6 feet of ash because of Mt. Rainier

That said, I'm one of those zoomers who has an 80s fetish, and Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy were smoking hot in WarGames.

>>935971783 (OP)
stay out of colorado faggot
we got enough of you sherms running around here dickless already

>>935972927
PNW is so beautiful but there’s lots of reasons not to want to live there.

>>935972927
>boston

Remember going there in HS to tour colleges during COVID (none of which I had high enough IQ to get into, even though I was a chink), and observing that all the girls were smoking hot and shit.

Too bad most of them were either feminist or lesbian, probably. Though I could just be a cuck.

>>935971783 (OP)
Anon have you ever thought about living in China

>>935971783 (OP)
But how would you feel if you hadn't lived in the northeast US yesterday?

>>935974699
The same way I feel about New England now

Don't live there but it'd be comforting to live there

>>935974699
And it's not even that they have spics, it's the fact that they all think the earth is round, hate guns, want massive government control over every aspect of their lives, and can't even pay their own taxes.

>>935971783 (OP)
>Mason Dixon
>Mason Dickson

gay

>>935978047
"Connecticut Western Reserve" ahh moment

>>935978047
That's why when the robot apocalypse happens and we all are dead and gone, you're stuck here because you were born on the wrong side of the border so now you can start growing your white person willywhopper and learn your whitephoner spock language at a more advanced

Lonely and looking for someone to change that... any takers? emyzeth

>>935971783 (OP)
I've been all over, and NE USA would be wonderful if not for Democrats fucking everything up. Just non-stop fuckery from Democrats making the places hell on earth to live in, both politically, economically, and culturally.

NY is pozzed to hell, and can't keep its shit together. And when finally faced with all the illegal immigration shit they supported, they pussied out. It's in the process of being picked apart by nigger gangs, just like CA is. I don't even need to talk about rent costs.

And all the NY neighbors are pozzed to hell too, just not as fucked because they can't get niggers & spics to invade and ruin their shit too, despite TX giving them all a helping hand shipping them up there.

Getting really tired of seeing gooks or chinks near me

>>935981934
Lol if you wanna live in a rural area with a bunch of gun nuts living on 500 acres of land with their family, your best bet is still CA

>>935981869
you are also gay

>>935971783 (OP)
Fucking Right ON. Probably the best thing I'll read today.

>>935982681
>tired of seeing gooks or chinks
Why don't you just DIE then?

>>935972875
> no concept of the world outside
Sounds to me like he has a pretty good grip on the situation.

>>935971783 (OP)
>CA is so violent it might as well be Mexico again already
NY also has its shithole elements

>I like deciduous trees
nature is gay

>I like Italian food
oh so you like "MAMA MIA LUIGI PLEASE GIVE ME-A THE MACARONI AND THE PIZZA AYYYYYYYYY FUGGEDDABOUTIT

>I like colonial history, old houses, and historical costume from the 1700s
gay, gay, and even gayer

>I like Ivy League culture
Ivy Leaguers are the gayest wokest bunch out there

>I like blond preppy intellectual girls/women
non-existent

you get the point by now

>>935971783 (OP)
Just stay in Mass ok?
- NH

>>935982681
OP is a self-identified chink.

>>935989390
>self-identified chink.
SO am I. What's it to *you*, nigger bitch?? the fuck are you gonna do about it?? You big pussy.

>>935988566
>gay gay gay
>blond preppy girl type
Fellas is it gay to like a girl

>>935988566
Jesus Christ. What are you, fucking 12?

>>935972927
>I’m not a fan of the temperature extremes and those fucking green biting flies at the beach
Greenheads last like, 2 weeks in the summer, and bug spray works like a dream. Or, even better, Skin-So-Soft is greenhead Kryptonite.
And "temperature extremes?" Those are called "Seasons." Lots of places regularly get 20 degrees hotter than the hottest New England summer days and 20 degrees colder than the coldest New England days.

>>935974125
>Too bad most of them were either feminist or lesbian, probably. Though I could just be a cuck.
Or they're wicked retahdid. Most of them have been run through by every Italia-Rican in 4 counties.

>>935992969
Im rural midwest. I like it most of the time. There are too many people in town though. The temp swings from -20 to 100 every year

>>935971783 (OP)
it's a lot more fun to make fun of californians than mexicans, as you can always bring up some 80-something-year-old white dude doing something stupid as well.

>>935982360
Lel, the economic/cultural powerhouses of America laugh at your impotent tears.

>>935971783 (OP)
Picture of Stowe, certainly representative of and idyllic New England town. Native Vermonter here by the way. I love New England and Vermont but they have their down sides. Stowe is filled with out of touch bourgeoisie liberals. Montpelier is filled with crunchies. Rutland is a shit hole colony of Mass. Burlington Used to be the jewel of the state and is now filled with Niggers and homeless people and as a result has cause the state wide murder rate to jump up 10x in five years. The rest of the state is filled with hicks and heroin addicts.

>>935992651
OP is fucking 11 apparently.

>>935992651

>>935995675
Burlington's diverse now? I thought VT and western MA were the last bastions of white-majority blue voters.

Maybe much of Oregon too.

>>935971783 (OP)
>I like Jewish American aesthetics

Sure are a lot of IDF psyops today. Is it because Israel isn't doing as well against Iran as they claim?

>>935998781
>jewish
>preppy
OP's ideal gf is probably named some biblical yet generic white name, like Abby, Hannah, or Rachel