Celebs Part 2

emma spam or thread delete

so many choices

>>935981650
I don't delete

>>935981561 (OP)
>>celebs
>>935981662
>>posts Ice Spice

>>935981662
MORE

>>935981662
wtf is that thing ?

>>935981561 (OP)
>>935981707
Not a celeb

the absolute state of these threads when you filter out the trolls

>>935981662
kill yourself

>the absolute state of these threads when you filter out the trolls

>>935982439
Lmao! That me

ME ME CUM CUM

>>935983163
mmmmm my dick

>>935983163
Not a celeb

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW

>>935984469
kill yourself retard

he's not as awful as troy

He is better than us, no doubt about it.
t. Anon.

1. E-Stalking Other Users

Clinging to one poster like a parasite, tracking every reply, trying to dig up their personal info, even editing and reposting their photos. It’s deranged obsession wrapped in unfulfilled misery and rotting self-loathing.

2. Playing Make-Believe

LARPing as a woman, pretending to be multiple people, writing child porn-tier smut, and denying it when caught. Everyone knows it’s you. You’re unraveling. It’s not clever. It’s the sad delusion of a mentally ill shut-in begging for attention.

3. Wearing Fetish Gear Alone

Strapping your awful little penis into a cage or sitting with a plug up your shitty ass in your sour-smelling room while hunched over your keyboard. No audience. No partner. No dignity. Just you, your fart-filled chair, and the buzzing of flies.

4. Hardcore Projection

Accusing others of being terminally online pedos, degenerates, or losers, while you live here, 24/7, doing the exact same things you cry about. No self-awareness. Just pure, greasy deflection and rot.

5. Getting Triggered by Mockery

Seething with impotent rage when someone mocks you. But instead of facing it, you gaslight yourself into thinking YOU'RE the one getting under THEIR skin. Too cowardly, weak, and defenseless to post anything honest.

6. Watching WWE as an Adult

No commentary needed. Scripted soap operas for children. Just imagine being a grown man, watching bodybuilders fake-fight.

7. Predictable Degeneracy

Your patterns are so repetitive that anons have reverse-engineered what your mangled, shriveled, phimosis-infected dick looks like from tribute threads where you squeeze out rancid, dead, sour, yellow cum onto an old, cracked, crusted-over tablet. That’s your online footprint.

8. Calling Your Own Posts “Based”

You hit “post,” wait a minute, then reply to yourself with “based.” You even samefag with a VPN. No one’s impressed. No one’s fooled. You’re not “based.” You’re a digital skin tag.

>>935984749
based

>>935984768
Saw this coming 12 million miles away.

>>935984686
I love Haiz

>23 seconds

>>935984749
thanks jacob

huffa boota

I own this board.

>>935985110
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA

Less you're gonna make me buss you better shut the hell up.
END OF DISCUSSION.

ME ME CUM CUM

>>935985231
Not a celeb

See what a good girl he is?
He got nice and quiet for daddy.

>>935985451
Not a celeb, fuck off

embarassing

imagine being this guy on his deathbed his life flashing before his eyes and about 70% of his existence on this earth was sitting in front of his computer screen spambotting a thread he doesnt like to punish people he doesnt know for crimes that exist only in his own head

>>>/pol/507984018

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 reminds me of Prometheus. Almost no action taken by either the good or the bad guys makes any sense for the first half of the movie. No sense whatsoever

huffa huffa

>>935986279
prometheus is a pleb filter

>>935986351
Fat nigger

>>935986408
>>935986434
>>935986456
fuck off forever faggot

I am invisible. I am everywhere, and nowhere. I am everyone, and no one... No, wait, I'm not no one. I'm someone. I am queen. I matter. I'm not alone, you are.

>babs
>troy
>beady
love how its only the worst of the worst that are still here

>>935986478
that's me! you remembered! <3

>>935986471
Script Prometheus, and even script Covenant, had so much potential

>>935986532
isn't it beautiful?
survival of the fittest, as they say

>>935986500
no i don't think i will

whos pretending to be other anons?

I feel so worried about her. she has no father. she's 36. dying. starving. unhealthy. stuck in a marriage that she doesn't want, for the last 5 fucking years. she didn't want to get married. then now she's stuck with an adopted baby that she doesn't want. she's probably terrified of being alone. no white man gives a shit about her. etc. I don't know. I just feel like I need to protect her, I'm worried that she needs my help for some reason. what do you guys think?

>>935981561 (OP)
looks like fucking beyonce. god damn nigger

>>935986983
https://www.billboard.com/lists/best-rb-singers-all-time/

>>935986921
this is a mess you don't need, and following through with your good intentions will alter the course of your life, detrimentally, for ever.

>>935986921
meds
>>935987018
he's talking about lily collins

Health insurance, rip off lying
FDA, big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around, we'll kick your asses

>>935987058
a little fantasy never hurt no one

>>935987114

>>935987114
My wig fell off

16 BILLION passwords across Apple, Google, Facebook and other sites have been leaked in history’s largest data breach

>>935987145
thanks jacob

The strong survive.
And the dominant (BD) THRIVE.

Cheers.

Password compromise is no joke; it leads to account compromise and that leads to, well, the compromise of most everything you hold dear in this technological-centric world we live in. It’s why Google is telling billions of users to replace their passwords with much secure passkeys. It’s why the FBI is warning people not to click on links in SMS messages. It’s why stolen passwords are up for sale, in their millions, on the dark web to anyone with the very little amount of cash required to purchase them. And it’s why this latest revelation is, frankly, so darn concerning for everyone.

>>935987138
yum
>>935987145
ooof

>>935986456
>>935986434
>>935986408
Not a celeb, fuck off

>>935987386
kyute!

>>935987066
Sexy latina

>>935987434
the cutest

>>935987676
I want to hold her hand while I dick her down

>>935987676
CRAFTED for Alpha Males like Beady.

>>935987744
>alpha male
>never touched a woman before irl

beady did nothing wrong.

>>935987018
ok. thanks for your thoughts on that..

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight? emyzeth

>>935987326
Unless it's a hoax to make you input a new password do they could learn from you like the pattern so they could sell it, I swear you don't think Google keyboard can log everything you type, and why did they need me to solve 10 captchka stop lights in a row unless they were training a machine I swear, your honor here I have the records of the defendant comments on Kieran let me use their exact words boobies uttered by then at this exact point in time, one BILLION years prison, I swear

>>935988173
HOLY MENTAL ILLNESS

GET WELL SOON ANON!

>>935988234
Thank you! We will get out of this somehow and will come out better and more potent than expected, and take on everyone and will figure out everything, just need to figure out ourselves.

>>935988443
First we figure out ourselves then we figure out the WORLD!
#Inspired
:3

i read the end of the forbes article
it's a SCAM
to get you to give your fingerprints and facial recognition to them
fuck that
never give anyone your real name and never share your real face anywhere
the evil cellphone companies are trying to push everyone off of computers and onto their surveillance phones

>>935985808
by 'deathbed' i assume you mean 'next to garbage dumpster in an alley'

>>935987676
>>935987555
>>935988443
>>935988173
Not celebs

There is a reason the first time I shook beady‘s hand, I did not wash it until I could touch the heads of my children.

>>935989793
#Blessed

another dead thread

>>935990660
O v O;

shit thread

>>935987744
his girth would destroy her

Is Love Island a good show I keep hearing about it on TikTok.

shame the idiots drove all the good posters away

>>935990933
kys

Who is he talking to?

>>935990988
kys

red buttons

reagan

this thread

the category is

things that are dead

>>935990711
TFW no Ariana bud in person

>>935991159
don't talk to beady

>>935991159
Look down at the floor when speaking to the KING.

>>935991181
>>935991223
I just wanted some fun to Ari, not any turbo autism shit *sighs*

>>935991223
My liege, I beg of your forgiveness for this anon for he is new
>>935991304
Mind your tongue

>>935991304
the ari poster is the threads resident mental patient sorry anon

>>935991349
#Exausted dealinh with their petulance.

>>935991349
Please be normal, for the sake of your friends and family
>>935991368
Why are good things ruined by shitty people?

>>935991496
not a celeb

I stalk ya when I need ya
My cock's on fire
Cum Beady, cum Beady
Don't deny me

Please cum for Brie
Give her your delicious seed

Give me a lifetime of phungus and nightly screams
Speak the language of shota like you know what it means
Mmm, and it can't be wrong
Take my wig off and my thong, baby

You're simply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than any anon
Any anon I've ever fed

You've captured my heart
I hang on every word you say
Troy can't tear us apart
Baby, I would rather be dead

>>935991424
mental illness

>>935991631
Such a shame

>>935991582
When you ignore me, I start losing control
I'm crawling away with my plug up my hole
I wanna feel you but I'm always alone
Oh baby, don't let go

>*fart solo*

You do not want to know what i just ejaculated to.

>>935991949
that means i do!

>>935991949
for me it was this pic of Rihanna

>>935992119
Yay Riri

>>935987018
ok. I go back krakozia. please. leave me alone. I'm sorry.

>>935992119
THE RITUAL IS PERFORMED
HE IS SUMMONED

just stop

>>935987018
jeb is a MESS (kek)

>>935991949
how spicy onna 1 -10 scale

not "fast food"
good food quickly

>>935992604
>>935992625
fuck this antisemite

>>935992670
Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse it will be cursed

>>935992670

>>935992714
troy post

BD holds us accountable.

What celebrity would you anal rape in real life?

>>935992855
big sniffa huffa

>>935992906
:-----/

>>935992906
god hes pathetic

>>935992994
six years ago you had been spamming for six years, and absolutely nothing has or will change.

>>935987018
you know, it's funny. I reached out to other girls aswell. many times. never did anything bad. but this time it's different? some kind of paranoya, or false accusations? perhaps?

>>935992994
saddest loser on the whole of 4chan is quite an achievement

I-I know... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwV4h3st7uw

>>935987018
I will issue an apology. and ceize immediately. sound fair enough?

stopped by the food truck today and ordered a HUGE bean and cheese burrito im stuffed

>>935993189
kill yourself retard

We need another fappening.
One with so much Millie porn, that we'll get tired of seeing her naked.

>>935993423
Im already tired of seeing her unattractive deflated breasts. Im waiting for her bimbo tit job

Millie seems like the type to be self conscious enough to destroy her body with implants to make strange penises hard

He is the Father we wish we had.

>>935993655
You are literally a sick chronic masturbating homeless man

>>935993655
you're still here?

>>935992038
>>935991910
>>935991496
>>935990988
>>935990933
Not celebs

>>935993833
I hope whatever ailments you have kills you soon

>>935993655
what's a father?

>>935993961
What are pants?
What are those?

Haha.

>>935994014
haha we're so silly :D

>>935994133
I'm a warrior too so let that be known.

>>935981561 (OP)
Courtney Henggeler is extremely underrated and underposted.

>>935994188
you're a homeless bald loser who spams 4chan all day for years

>>935994369
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking embarassing

>>935992814
how dare you

>>935994214
troy post

>>935994369
No visible date posted is criminal

a body like a lewd funpark

>6+ hour thread in the middle of the day.
I'm calling Time of Death. 18:38. RIP.

>>935996076
wonder whose fault it is

I threw this lil fella some walnuts, they love that stuff. :33

who up wankin they willy

>>935995021
>20 Sep 2021

>>935996161
I can't wank my willy at the park silly goose haha
Unless...??

>>935996161
not right now, but she is tempting

we can't let them keep getting away with this

>>935996275
fuck off

>>935996293
They keep stealin my walnuts. :'<

get those cocks out in public, they legally can't stop you

>>935996509
MY TAXES PAID FOR THIS PARK AND PAY THEIR WAGES I KNOW MY RIGHTS

>>935996509
its out now what

cringe

>>935996551
>>935996627
start tuggin that tallywacker

>>935996660
It's actually a meatywhack I hope that's not a problem.

>>935996660
stop replying to the spammer

>>935996314
so much hatred for yourself

>>935993474
Kys

>>935995660

>>935997056
great body and such nice tits

We speak His name LOUD and PROUD.

>>935997343
This is the faggot who spams otters and other shit in the twitch threads

>>935997056
so suckabke

>>935997379
*suckable (even)

>everyone is beady
jesus troy you are beyond retarded. I am the otter poster and I am not beady.

>>935997457

>>935997355
also, starlet and dilf threads will be savaged with a deluge of tiny emmas, and worse

Whatever. I give up with this fat, schizo retard.

You can't hide from The Hydra (BD).

>>935997512
Fat nigger. Still no job, huh?

Another day another Tay

>>935997595
finally <3

>>935997610
xoxo

Tay should hire me

>>935997641
To be her personal toilet.

>>935997457
well you spam like beady

crankin my hog hard

>>935997694
I don't. You'll never catch me flood a thread with 200 thumbnails of Hanni.

>>935997799
well, you should.

>>935997874
No.

>>935997631
fr*tting to tay

Olivia orgasm face?

HE IN HERE CRANKIN HE MEAT

>>935997379
emma. how come you're not defending me? I need your help, for fuck's sake. she called the police on me. can you please tell her, I just love her and I'm not a threat. can you please tell her to calm down? I didn't do anything bad

>>935998469
is it time again ?

FUCK THE CHOLSTER

impressive thread

>>935998800
what did i do

>>935998849
fuck off

happy juneteenth

>>935998812

>>935999124
fake ass holiday but ill rub one out to rhianna

huffa niece boota

>1 thread for the entire day.
TBH just a couple more years of masturbating the spammers and things will turn around we just gotta keep pushing thru.

>>935999606

>>935999532
nobody is masturbating troy or beady, what are you talking about?

>>935999710
stop talking to beady

>>935999532

>>935999710
stop talking to troy

all the awesome unique and fun anons who used to post are gone forever thanks to you know who

>>935999899
thanks for letting us know for the millionth time, troy.

>>935997343
When I see Kiki, it reminds me that we need a new fappening.

choli wants to FUCC tight azn pussy

>>935981662

>>936000116
yes this is very true

>>936000275
understandable

>You can see her nipples get hard
Fucking slut

what a fucking joke

>>936001108
she is kinda sexy, I guess. I kinda like her tits.

>>935999781
Lmao narcissism. spends all his time feeling sorry for himself. Asshole loser

>>936001255
Still no job, Troy?

Remember when you used to be able to come to these threads and interact with people who posted celebs and weren't bots?

>>936000422
I want to make this person pregnant.

>>936001630
No

>>936001778
I don't blame you, it was like 5 years ago.

kek troy btfo!

PS: Park squirrels are soft. And I don't mean to the touch. They're a lot less skittish around people, for obvious reasons. The squirrels at the park were practically eating walnuts out of my hand and I saw a woman literally feeding a squirrel out of her hand.

I tried to feed the squirrels in the actual woods but they weren't having it. I threw a couple handfuls to multiple squirrels and none of them bit. I just hope those lil rascals circled back after I left and grabbed some.

>>936001901
Animals can sense danger. They know you are the face peeler

>>936001901
Don't care + didn't ask

>>936001630
I've literally lurked in these threads for close to a decade, posting celebs that I fancy here and there, maybe replying to an anon every now and then. Having said all that, these threads have always been full of avatar attention whore faggots that act in a way that could only be described as youths who grew up without a dad or a dad that resented their existence.

>>936001964
been here way longer than that even and this is very true, it's always been shit

everyone just provokes everyone and it results in the endless cycle we find ourselves in now

>>936001964
>avatar attention whore faggots that act in a way that could only be described as youths who grew up without a dad
And that's where I step in to discipline them, unfortunately there are too many of them are they haven't been hit at all when they were children, which is excruciatingly obvious.

Imagine trying to be a father figure to dozens of Anony all at the same time.
That's my burden to bare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UQeLKExXx0

>>936002262
get a job

>>936002369
no you troy

>>936002087
JJ is one of the reasons we need another fappening.

bowl of chili and a cuppa milk cheers

>>936002959
2 mcdoubles, small fries and small root beer

>>936002894
She's like a real angel.

>>936002611
god she looks good so good

>>935999124
Never just on holidays

>>936003113
oh hell yes

>>936003135

>>936002490
I HATE that BITCH.

>>936002611
lolzy at those meaty toes

>>936003234

>>936002490
woops, I thought that was sarah gadon?

>>936002959
;)

Spine status: OBLITERATED

>>936002959
wishing you well.

i had a vanilla milkshake today shit was so cash

>>936003311
It's like she was designed for that poster

>>936003314
no, THIS is Sarah Gadon

>>936003383
they look kinda similar?

>>936003351
I had a "cotton candy" milkshake from McDonald's a few days ago.
Shit was so bleh.

>>936003408
if you mean 'hot' then yes

>>936002959
Talk about the perfect bowel cleanser. You are going to be destroying your grandmas toilet later

>>936003311

Its been about 4 months wince ive had fast food. Im thinkin taco bell maybe burger king

>>936003436
wth is a cotton candy milkshake you're a braver soul than myself
i do love a good shamrock shake

IRAN CANNOT GET A NUCLEAR WEAPON

>>936003287
worse feet than Brie

>>936003461
She's glowing!

>>936003326
d:^)
>>936003343
y-you too anon
>>936003442
my granny died 10 years ago chief

>>936003501
>wth is a cotton candy milkshake
It's supposed to be a milkshake that tastes like cotton candy I guess, in reality it tasted like flavored syrup. Way too syrupy! 3/10!
>shamrock shake
Don't think I had me one of thems.

>>936003542
100% anal for lily

>>936003542
My mistake your wifes boyfreinds toilet.

>>936003536

>>936003629
THICC

>>936003592
yeah that might be cool
>>936003593
there we go

>>936003566
>Way too syrupy! 3/10!
adding it to the list of things i will skip trying ty for your review
>Don't think I had me one of thems
you must, McDonald's has them around St Patty's day, mint flavoured and green

>>936003383
lili reinhart looks better to be honest. in my opinion.

>>936003741
she needs it, daily

>>936003542
nice

>>936003777
yeah but it isnt real mint, they use extracts from hamster cum

>bump limit reached.
fucking hell, bro. we went on a rampage in this thread

>>936003777
>Next St. Patty's day:
>Tue, Mar 17, 2026
>He thinks I'm gonna still be alive by then.
Leave your privilege at the door, Anon...

>adding it to the list of things i will skip trying ty for your review
I accidentally spilled some on the grass and I STG the grass started to smoke like it was on fire...

Def would NOT recommend. I'll stick with my strawberry banana smooth TYVM.

>>936003812

>>936003956
so sexy

why is chad feeding these mmmspammers

>>936003856
lucky hamsters
>>936003894
D: you cannot leave this mortal realm without tasty a shamrock shake first
>strawberry banana smooth
classic very yum

>>936004024
mmmmmmmmmm make me moan and egde

>>936004013
he want the nut

>>936004103
Still unemployed?

>>936004157
SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES

>>936004038
no

>>936004211
>>936004211
>>936004211

>>936004128
>>936004161
Get a job, fat nigger.

>>936004103
>>936004128
>>936004161
AWESOME POSTS

>>935992353
ok. sorry...

>>936004259
Don't samefag, troy.

>>936003956
wow