Thread 935990170

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/Gimu8J9RbDA?si=DGaoSpzpDHSFDm1m

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

im the 2 or 3rd best looking in the thread

I refuse to believe Shane has even been in these threads in months. The dude larping as him is trying way too hard

>>935990170 (OP)
No! You beat me!
Twilight Suzuka claimed.

>>935990152
Oh dear god no, two whole errors!

>kneesocks claimed

>>935990571
Three. Because I'm a nice guy.

I bee whopping anons ass I warned him idc about anonymity and it was going to backfire and fuck these threads up forever.
I can just say show proof and btfo nearly everyone because they don't timestamp

>>935990629
Hey, I'm usually very careful with my typing. I never claimed to be good at it!

How is everyone today?

>>935991572
Wonderful, about to be out of work. How about you?

cut my hand so i cant draw like I planned on doing yesterday. In 3hrs im making pizza

>>935991677
I'm well, thanks. Kinda annoyed at how the postal route my street is on has been turned into a training route, and I keep getting different, new drivers who come by at random times. I have an outgoing package here so I need to wait and be available for when they finally come by, but they haven't yet. Oh well.

>>935992140
Good!
That does seem annoying, might I suggest walking to your local post office? Seems it would be easier than waiting on someone else to do it.

>>935992806
Oh nevermind...postal holiday.
At least I can relax now and engross myself in my samurai show, which I had planned for today.
Out of work yet?

Siesta claimed. I hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

>>935993560
Hello there, Suzuka claimer. How are you
doing today? I've been kinda busy with my finals which starts next week that i couldn't post here.

>>935993560
Yes, that would make sense.
I am! I'm at home, with my cheerios and my blackberries.

>>935993801
I am! And I hope for you to have one as well!

so is the "new"fag really sono or what?

>>935994285
ofcourse

>>935993801
cute

lmao

>>935994605
who did this?

If mouz loses I might start breaking things.

>>935994856
someone named gary

>>935995007
i like it

You are all faggot niggers.

>>935996273
Beautiful

what a great day it is turning out to be already.
https://youtu.be/GC13q_yxQ6Q?si=xqeLf42PrdznhXEn

thonk im gonna do a marathon
I got the pepperoni pizza in the oven

>>935997836
Yes today has been shit. I wish to put a cigarette out on my hand.

butt

>>935999558
Where did you get this version from?

>>935999652
gelbooru

>>936000311
The gelbooru one looks different though.

>>936000464
takorin is the artist all lewds posted ever are easily found.

I should do that marathon and make a lunch for tomorrow because i'm gonna explore tomorrow for art. I been lacking dealing with actual jews snd faggots

>>936002429
Marathon yourself off a cliff you faggot negeo butt fucker.

Goodnight all, be kind and stay excellent to one another

https://youtu.be/phSkbBZelCw?si=_7Sd6Q3XkSPIwsnb

and so it all comes to an end.

>>936003793
Not your discord server

so....

Sayaka 4 evar!

>>936007269
Sayaka claimer! How have you been?

>Siesta claimer
>Posted while I was napping
>Taking siesta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1vvtQI2exk

>>936007348
Not terrible, what about yourself?

>>936007431
Pretty well, thanks. Although, I'm dehydrated right now. I need some tea.

>>936007667
Tea at this hour? It's not gonna keep you up?

>>936007858
Caffeine does very little to keep me awake, actually. I could have lemon water instead, but unsweet iced tea sounds a lot more appealing right now.

>>936007932
I'm more of a coffee drinker but tea is nice once in a while

>>936005888
It is now. Nigger. Faggot. Cuck.

>>936008183
Coffee is bean tea.
Drinking coffee with Sayaka at a nice coffee shop.

>>936009244
Literally me. Omg.

>>936009276
annoying fags getting btfo and spamming

>>936009332
getting blown the fuck off? you’re blowing off spammers? gay?

>>936009332
You want to blow me? That's pretty gay, you faggot.

>>936009399
>>936009383
BTFO'd spammers steaming like a kettle xD

>>936009457
Oh yeah. I'm so ASS BLASTED. You sure got me there. Faggot.

>>936009516
Careful, it can’t comprehend sarcasm

>>936009516
Yes you are assblasted
You're getting smashed hard, right? Maybe you should stop.
You're getting smashed hard, right? Maybe you should stop.
You're getting smashed hard, right? Maybe you should stop.

>>936010119
>>936009516
Spammers BTFO'd xD

>>936010119
It can't?

>>936010249
Idk this song.

>>936010276
EPIC

>>936010520
it's not a song it's a troll post i repeat over and over when someone is getting trolled. I stole it tbh.

reason i do is because "obsessed" sounds like you're mad and this doesn't I think it's YtSe's

>>936010610
The Troll Song! Totes hillarious! xD

>>936010647
Oh no I made a troll song i'll post it i got a one post version and a full version. I made it 2yrs ago

part of it
>>936010647
Mon cher Anon, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that I welcome you here today! And now invite you to distress, pull up a chair as the board proudly presents -
as my guest!

Be my guest! Be my guest!
Put my trolling to the test
Tie your bedsheets 'round your neck, Anon
And the mortician provides the rest
Race bait
Hot whores
We only live to perv

Don't believe me? Ask the bitches
They can sing, they can dance!
After all, Mister, this is the cyberspace expanse!
And a clash here is never second best
Go on, filter your catalogue
Take a glance and then you'll
Be my guest!

Rage quit!
Online fray
Creampies and stalking "en flambe"

>>935999652
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=13818347

>>936010695
>>936010758
I give you +4 intereebs fellow redditor ;P

>>936010763
I'm not sure I should click that...

>>936011023
I need those my karma is in the negative denying me from participating in some subs

>>936011204
Cut yourself

https://youtu.be/hAamonuEvT4?si=KB8K7AxIsUkQCIhr
(spoilers)

Bump

>>936016338
Frogger of the frogs.

>>936016354
Jaku of the amanos.

Posting lukewarm Seija.
>>936016499
Whats good on this Friday afternoon of the midsummer eve.

>>936016499
Frog, it's over. Wiener Neustädter Lokomotivfabrik can pump out 40 tiger equivalents a day, while Skoda struggles with even medium tanks.

>>936016550
Seija, dissolving the Japanese monarchy may have been a horrible fucking mistake.

>>936011817
I am not retarded so no

The basic human and animal instinct is to avoid harm. Anyone who cuts themselves lacks this and are lower than the dumbest animal who won't

>>936016550
Not.uch. Slow workday coming to a close very soon though.

Sup with you?

>>936016646
Je konec u_u

>>936016646
Altair, today I do not care.
>>936016736
Dunno, woke up an hour ago.
Trying to figure out what I should do, to begin with ill lab some Melty Blood.

>>936016736
Worse, you need to do economic reforms before you can even think of hiring Skoda, whereas WNLF is there from the beginning, making trains. They just happen to be able to make tanks.

Apparently I'll be listening to Americana today.

https://youtu.be/fKAxZ8KvW_4?si=QDjyfSPSJsMbsLRo

>>936016814
Uhhh lab melty blood? The heck's that mean?

>>936016824
Antibohemian bias the game, smdh.

>>936017105
It kinda makes sense, Skoda, a long time tank and artillery company, has a reputation to maintain, and probably requires proof of the ability to pay.

WNLF on the other hand, is probably just trying to grab whatever contracts it can get. The 30s were economically tumultuous after all.

>>936017105
it means open Melty Blood Actress Again, head to the training mode (lab) and study.

i made hotdogs for breakfast (i forgot to buy white onions idc tho)

>>936017611
Oh. Uhh I see. Never heard of such game.

>>936019557
It is a classic anime fighter series that works as a sort of a sequel to the visual novel Tsukihime.
https://www.youtube.com/live/JEwHiVV1rMQ?si=LEdkjjub7ED1-Z-Q

>>936019847
>sequel to the visual novel Tsukihime.
Oh that's why that Ciel character looked familiar.

>>936019919
Yeah, its all Type Moon characters and developed by frenchbread.
Really really fun game, a big shame its pretty much completely dead.

>>936019887
SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol SPAMMERS GOT BTFO'd lol lolollolollolol

>>936019557
Fucking newfag kys

>>936020530
redditer meltdown

Not giving a fox. But claiming it.

>>936019887
Holy kek.

>>936023686
Kys tranny freak piece of shit.

>>936023006
You got btfo'd
2 genders 2 sexuality

favorite got to be falcoon
think he did psm covers

>>936010119
>Careful, it can’t comprehend sarcasm
No u seriously

>>936023686
Put on pants and button that shirt, SLUT.

>>936026557
No u.

WWIII in a few weeks, any of you inbred megafaggots even worthy enough to be conscripted?

Pathetic.

>>936027217
You don't knoow mi.

No u.

>>936028412
I could be but it's highly unlikely. That would be the plot of suicide squad. I already passed the asvab so it's more likely than a criminal who didn't besides my entire family is ex military. my brother in law and cousin is already there but they're highish rank they're not going to be body shields

imma make pizza

btw my dick is twitching imma jerk off to rule 34 peach lewd and not lewd

bimbo slut

The joke, of course, being, besides you, is that faggots cannot join the military anymore.

>>936030126
Just trannys and guys with female names.
It is still don't ask don't tell.
That's good however

>DADT
Not the worst, I personally have no issue with homosexuals in the military but if I have ammo I will use it.

>>936031074
As long as they're the tough homosexuals and not the prissy ones they're an asset. The Greatest generals of all time were homosexual Richard and Alexander being two and they were fighters.

Those who had surgery or take pills should stay out because they're injured and are easy targets for demoralizing.

Didn't ask. Why did you tell.

>>936031991
Compulsive and gave a reason to post fetish material

>>935990241
Who is first?

Insufferable trait of a porn addicted incel.

>>936032310
Incel for people without noticeable physical deformities doesn't exist and it's a chosen behavior. I rather jerk off than deal with a woman and possibly kids. I had enough women and I rather they be put on display unable to talk and be sex dolls for all the trouble they have given me in previous relationships and everything I lost including my freedom 3x and many lost friendships because I am very jealous

Friendly reminder that recent decrees have made all artistic depictions of living beings haram. Please return to your Lynx browser and turn off images. Albus Dumbledora, or whatever.

>>936033451
not jealous that's wrong word but easily offended by people who approach and view everything as a come on from other men. never got cheated on but fear it because misogynistic views i wad told very young

>>936033477
Source?

Google it lil bro. You forget to read the fine print at the top of the page or are you just stupid as fuck?

Never worked a day in his life

>>936033838
looks like a job to me. Your turn now

>>936033710
Lazy

Then risk eternal damnation for all I care. Not my cult. Just free ammo to get rid of people.

>>936034350
I'll risk it for my pictures of jesus

https://youtu.be/dQQ09Lxy7dI?si=Jsd8kg_Vl9-ql4NU

>>936037444 checked
Radical

wish i could find that image of 5 guys at a computer 1 saying "im white" who's black, a grown man saying he's 18f, a white guys saying he's black.

It really is a caricature of present day.
it always was a thing however

i can't find the image but it's similar to this
new project because i can't find it for shit yet it ised to be posted a bunch years ago

>>936036424
How tall is your waifu?

You're all infected with big gay syndrome.

not true
im a gay baby jill
therefor not big

>>936039416
Opposite im addicted to the female shape but I hate the ideas/actions that come from its brain most the time.

Like all straight men tend to I have bitch fatigue

>>936039689
So you're into tranny freaks. That's even worse.

>>936039445
Still gay. Kys. Nigger.

>>936039974
traps will never pass

https://youtu.be/9Muc48f3mO8?si=XeIlvYjYsU9qPeT_
Sad for FAZE, happy for Mongolz.

>>936040244
Trap =/= tranny you stupid nigger

>>936040461
They're the same just different level
>im not a tranny im a femboy
>femboy=female/boy transitive gender identity
>transitive gender identity=trans
You are not a femboy you're a faggot in a dress

>>936040548
Wrong!
NIGGER

>>936040622
How? Do they get biological functions of women? What's the difference besides surgery? Males cannot factually present as anything else but male and there's nothing feminine about it just it's a description of a male imitating female which is no different than post op trans

>>936040768
You're still a nigger.

>>936040965
but you're a nigger

Not good, retards. Watamote has been ongoing and I haven't read it in over 100 chapters and something socially happened the turned Tomoko into a retard. She may have been bullied by one of the male characters and asked out on a date or something. Any updates with you're waifus? Of course not.

Kneesocks remains in cryosleep. The casket opens soon.

>>936043603
Which one?

I think the board still needs about 2years of purging before any talks can happen maybe 6 or 7.

htt. ps://im. gur. .com. /a/cED6. yQn

>>936045127
You can't keylog me I have protection like crazy and it will mean nothing

>>936044945
Cant purge me. Nigger.

>>936047956
Then you stay in hell

What did I miss?

>>936048402
nothing like usual

>>936048213
Poor doggo. Did the tranny eat it at least?

>>936048603
she was skinning it to be stuffed

>>936049280
Still could've eaten the meat. How wasteful.

>>936049810
Dog meat doesn't taste good supposedly

>>936051185
What is that a coyote? How did it get stuck in the toilet?

>>936051255
idk it was on a shock site i was looking at. coyotes are smaller i ran across one before. I think that's a elkhound it says
russian or someone from methamerica did it i think

>>936051421
Meth is a hell of a drug.

>>936051185
skibidi doggy no yes yes