Thread 936003509

I've collected many of these from the past, in case you're interested, but I would be fascinated if anyone can post any kind of proof of their claim ITT.

There was the anon that won an olympic gold medal (competed in swimming relay early heats substituting for an elite individual)

I was arrested by US Marshalls in the school cafeteria in 10th grade

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there was the anon that won an oscar, or at least had one in his living room - concluded to be an animation producer

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then there's the anon that worked as a yacht crew member that got to fuck memphis monroe and some other porn girl on his boss' yacht

>>936003509 (OP)
Hundreds of millions of people have seen my work.

twice, someone posted this bass guitar - which is synonymous with Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy, although Ll Wayne also has used one.

one anon claimed to be the son of a member of the 1994 Stanley Cup Champions New York Rangers. plenty of photos, such as the Key to the City of New York

Jenna Jameson once posted in one of these threads because she had not paid her webmaster and he took her shit hostage.

she wanted a personal army

one femanon apparently won a bunch of pageants

It's always fun when anons show you their piss cup collection

>>936003509 (OP)
These are interesting. Unfortunately some of the most interesting things about me are things I can't share.

I can say I went to college and was close friends with Ryan "El Morya" Kramer. He was the dude pictured in the LOVE HAS WON Cult that decorated the mummified body of their leader after she died because they thought she was god (and the daughter of Donald Trump).

He used to hang out in the philosophy lounge with us and was the president of the philosophical society. Millersville University has done a lot to try to distance themselves from him but he was an office in the club and they are largely responsible for how he acted.

He was well known throughout the university and some other asshole did an AMA on reddit for attention (it wasn't me, but I know who did it).

https://www.dexerto.com/tv-movies/love-has-won-where-is-el-morya-now-2404614/

I always liked this one

this was once posted to one of these threads.....the exif info said "ZUCK" and was located in a house in palo alto.

It's not much but it is true - Once I found a gargoyle in an NYC subway station at 2am.

I remember being in my mother's womb.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

one anon walked this route and lost their female partner along the way and never saw her again

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related

The guy who said he fucked Joan allen

>>936003509 (OP)
I am a small shota and despite being gay I am plagued by attractive bimbos in my life whilst turning down marriage proposals left to right and while having a big penis. My only prior work experience is being a drug dealer and getting out just in time to not get turned to minced meat. My bloodline has killed tens of thousands of people in the span of a single month, and more before and after that point in time. Also we founded a nation and queen victoria dedicated a song to one of us.

was always fond of this one, which got erased.


John D Rockefeller IV is a lifelong academic

>>936003509 (OP)
normal guy, not a scumbag, but have crossed paths with two guys who went on to be executed and two guys who got life in prison.