Thread 936007915

No YLYL thread?!?!
Mandatory YLYL thread until we get YLYL board.

>>936007915 (OP)
I've been here since 2004. If they ever make a ylyl board, it better include videos with audio.

>>936008059
she's beautiful but useless nontheless

>>936007915 (OP)
I don't get it.

>>936009540
>>936007915 (OP)
Incels who have never cooked in their lives and who don't realise that mashed potato is typically made with milk, cream, and/or butter. They just go "Hehehe, potatoes are plants rofl" like the uneducated mouthbreathers they are.

>>936008149
I wanred this to be so real.

>>936009648
that's "incel" behavior? huh weird

>>936009747
No, that's just 90% of /b/tards in general.

>>936010150
oh

>>936009747
Retards who have never had an original thought in their lives and who don't realise that incels are typically males who are unable to find a sexual partner. They just go "Hehehe, incels are anyone I don't like" like the uneducated mouthbreathers they are.

>>936010553
No one cares what the actual definition of an incel is besides incels, way to out yourself, now go have sex

>>936010620
>I'm too lazy and stupid to think of a more appropriate insult
Are the incels on the room with you now

>>936010806
No, there are no socially inept low testosterone boys here, who blame all their troubles and not getting the sex they think they deserve for merely existing on women rather than working on themselves. They're all posting on /b/

>>936007915 (OP)
Creating a ylyl board would essentially be creating another/Pol board.

>>936007915 (OP)
It's starting, more and more real UFO's sighted in the skies, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zP5w1o5VkBw

>>936008059
Is.. is this right? Can you do that? Is this how Americans cook?

>>936011371
All their cooking skills are imported from other countries

>>936011371
>>936011523
It's a spoiled first world blonde woman, so of course they don't cook. You are idiots for real?

>>936008059

As the old timers used to say...all women can screw, but can they cook?

>>936010620
You seem to care, you've responded several times. Have sex loser.

>>936011371
American here. Can confirm what she’s making is fucking delicious. Everything can and should be fried. I do this with my Big Macs I get from McDonald’s

>>936011782
You are not American.

>>936011798
Your meme is very accurate. I’m still American though

>>936008059
i dont think she realizes if she kills him with this sort of thing shes going to be a destitute prostitute and will lose the house, most blue collar workers dont even have life insurance. hes going to live just long enough for her already fading looks to show through make up with those crows feet

>>936011567
Where did that first world blonde woman's ancestors come from, not that many generations ago? Do you think Caucasians are native to Northern America?

>>936009648
Came here to say this. Although they could have marketed this better. Maybe it could have been labeled vegan.

>>936011331
every board is a pol board when singular, mentally ill cockswallowers cant stop whining about their imaginary enemies.

>>936011371
this looks like a very Australian method of cooking

>>936012270
i think that anon jumped the gun on his aspie gotcha. id venture to say that despite containing milk, cream, and butter, its still plant based by default, by definition. the dominant percentage of the food item is a plant, and it is the material on which it is entirely based. its weird to see someone be pedantic and incorrect at the same time, but it happens.

you guys suck at this

>>936008059
American here. We cook everything in copious amounts of oil and salt. It’s good for our healthy frames.

>>936008059
european here, can confirm im gay

>>936012879
that last digit is not fake at all, that's just how number 8 looks, congrats anon on doing great

>>936011818
Only until ICE ships you back to whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>>936012939
>>936012879
so $14,509,827.23 was to low so had to photoshop it to be $14,509,827.28

>>936011096
You're posting on /b/ too.

>>936012939
>>936013061

australians aren't funny, you should discontinue this thread.

>>936009648
>it's vegan
>It says it's plant-based

Yea, nah you're a cunt

>>936012056
Gen X fucked everything up and blamed their parents for it. They all make fun of younger people for not knowing shit when THEY were supposed to teach them!

>>936008517
>>936011371

Do people not understand parody anymore?

>>936013273
No, they actually dont, zoomers have a singular sense of funny and its technically our fault its got to be "le random"

>>936013273
americans dot image

>>936013273
Is Steven Cobert parody? Because I can't tell.

>>936013268
GenX here to tell you to go suck a dick

>>936013397
You first. You don't think milennials started the gay 90s when they were six, do you?

>>936007915 (OP)
Crazy story, mashed potatoes will often contain butter or milk. So plant based mashed potatoes are only funny if you're a toddler who has never made food for himself and doesn't know what ingredients are.

>>936013795
swallow my cum vegan faggot

>>936008059
BITCH!!! CLEAN THAT FILTHY FUCKIN STOVE!!!!

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. emaquiie

>>936011371
Bitch just spotted a bucket of KFC.

>>936008892
don't tread on me is libertarian, not republican you retard.

>>936016265
It's a joke, dumbass. And Republicans have been known to use it in the past decade.

>>936008077
It would be ruined instantly like gif, wsg, and here. Do you not understand that multi billion dollar companies and actual governments come here to shit up the place? It's like digging through a pool of feces and razorblades to find a single funny meme.
I just wanted to laugh.

>>936018974
>I just wanted to laugh.
See
>>936008587

>>936021586
>not understanding that corona viruses existed before Covid-19...

>>936009540
it's from the vegan / plant based food range, that's predominantly the where the humour is coming from at least here in the UK, where ASDA (Walmart) is based

it's like haha look at these stupid vegans with their plant based potatoes.

but obviously yeah, as others have said typically eggs/milk is typically an ingredient in mashed potato

>>936022887
There are not 50+ covid viruses you conspiracy freak. There is only 1 virus like thst in its class, covid-19 read a book

>>936013878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIYiGA_rIls

>>936013273
Why would you refuse to watch the video

>>936007915 (OP)
Why is this funny?

>>936024610
because of the reddit responses

>>936024610
Potstoes are plants...says plant based because retard faggots need to have it confirmed that they are eating vegan/vegeterian slop even though anyone above lukewarm intelligence knows a potatoe is a plant.

vegans are plant based, eat vegans

>>936023471
It's true, only the disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 virus is called Covid. Other diseases have had other names. SARS-CoV-1 caused something called SARS. MERS is another example. Think of the HIV that causes AIDS.

>>936024666
Isn't it because most mashed potato is made with cow milk?
Because tards have to add animal products to everything even when it doesn't make sense.
Same with beer that has fish in it.

>>936014860
That's the part that peeves you?

>>936012547
Ncaw. He's a good dragon

>>936013528
A shark posted this

>>936012547
Why is Dorkly so unfunny?

>>936024666
But in this context that is not true because Normal mashed potatoes made with milk and or butter= not plant based

I assume this product substitutes those ingredients.

I geuss you only find this funny if you don't understand the image lol

>>936008892
i'm sorry they read more than you. it's ok.

>>936026508
Sharks don’t have fingers to type, let alone a brain capable of processing human language. There is no chance that we posted this image, this is ridiculous.

>>936008517
>she's beautiful

>>936008059
jesus christ, i really hope its ragebait and not legit

>>936012384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eTUrunPXU

>>936008077
Newfag. I posted here the 2nd day the site went up. I have a screen cap of the posts I made here the day of 9/11. Get fucked dork.

>>936040249
God take the good ones first

>>936028780
>t. Shark

>>936039948
>Cherry picked example used to push a narrative
Boring

>>936042711
give the band enough time to chill in the /mu/ archives and maybe it'll become a reality.

>>936013795
you make a good point sir, although I would argue that your second point is not wholly accurate since cooking for yourself doesn't necessarily mean you are familiar with how to make mashed potatoes specifically

>>936043910
no one knows what a ylyl thread is.

>>936039956
not cool bruh

>>936008059
white women are fucking trash

get a brown women. They are sweet and cook and dont act like bitchy whores

deport white women to India

>>936010620
Why do fat lesbians always think about straight men having sex? Do they secretly love the step dad that raped them?

>>936013795
Why are vegans always fat and obsessed with food?

>>936037992
>911
I still have screencaps of the live columbine thread on my old hard drive somewhere

Newfag

>>936048571
>>936037992
post em niggers

>>936013268
And also suck another dick.

>>936039956
The design of that store is horrible....

>>936016265
Looks like someone didn't read. Stupid fucking nigger is the prime example of the post

>>936049838
HIM!!?!?

>>936039956
FUCK NIGGERS TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts? emyzeth

>>936008059
remember to salt your food

>>936052584
there's salting your food and then there's making your food like carthage

>>936012623
everyone out there searching for Big Foot and here we find No Neck but only one person notices?!

>>936052805
reincarnated spudds woah
>>936052843
MUTHAFUCKEN TREESTARS

>>936014045
Didn’t say anything against lot lizards

>>936013580
gaymurs rize up!!! honk honk

>>936011371
they dont have Home Ec class so they lack basic cooking skills.

>>936053487
oh man i've done that a lot, at that specific time too

>>936043697
>what are memes

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight? emaquiie

>>936007915 (OP)
They're saying it doesn't have animal products like butter.

>>936023471
What about Covid 1-18?

>>936024697
>point a gun at someone
>expect them not to have a fight or flight response

>>936013228
It comes from ASDA Vegan.
Not only that, but it's not JUST potatoes. It's mashed potatoes, but rice cream instead of milk, and vegetable margarine instead of butter.
It's literally plant based, as in, it removed the non-plant ingredients and replaced them with plant based alternatives.

>>936022887
Sure, but that patent is specifically for covid-19, not coronaviruses in general

>>936008059
whew lad

>>936053520
he's just like me for real

>>936057061
The one that was filed during Covid, yes. The preliminary and the one it's based on don't.

>>936040249
and the kuffar fails again

>>936040249
That one almost raises to the level of entrapment imo.

>>936013273
no, they're thick as pigshit and autistic as fuck. everyone on this board is a brainlet incel.

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun? emyzeth

>>936061209
good evening saar

>>936053108
>>936053182
>>936053315
>>936053349
>>936053377
You my kind sir have hit me right in the nostalgia

facebook frog were the best times

>>936026052
You're right. A stove that dirty, you just know it's some filthy motherfucker that cooks on it.

>>936010553
>>936011096
I don't even care about any of that, but you sound like an absolute autistic sperg. God have mercy on your family and everyone around you

>>936008059
that's obviously a ragebait from attention whore

>>936052805
That dog must be a faggot

>>936061588
Just pointing out that you're replying to two different people.

>>936061906
Okay, two autistic spergs. My bad.

>>936061854
hey nice feet !

>>936013491
>the angry inch, really?
Yes. Also, nice of you to stop sucking on your cuckcage long enough to post anon. Continue.

>>936039948
dem hoes wit glasses fr fr

>>936039956
that sorry ass trigger discipline, that nigger was already fallin down faggot

>>936008059
Imagine being married to this thing.

>>936062155
Fuck em all up! Count the bodies later anon.

>>936046348
Nice try, Pajeet.

>>936011288
>if you get creampied in your dreams you get creampied for real

>>936012547
cute meme anon not super haha funny but still got a giggle out of me :D

>>936013455
I just wanted to point out that the only other version of this from reverse image search is this one. Some god forsaken mindsludge redditnigger NPC saw this actually humourous meme couldn't help itself and thought "heh I'm gonna add le epic funni meme caption to make it big chungus funny" it literally doesn't even make any sense, actively makes it less funny and I genuinely wish the greasy pustule fuckstain who added it would be nigger raped skinned alive and re-nigger raped by a pack of horny AIDS ridden Congolese until his intestines ooze blood and puss from friction burns at both ends normalfags trying to imitate le internet culture makes me so fucking ANGERY they need to GTFO my internet irl is your vile normie realm the digiworld belongs to us >:(

>>936067928
The information superhighway has fallen

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

>>936061063
Based.

>>936045180
I do. It means "political propaganda". It's a nice place for /pol/ to spam how superior they are for being offended

>>936072895
Are you faggots seriously still sperging about the Army 250th anniversary parade?

>>936008059
>>936061599
remeber when 90% of the people on this website could spot ragebait.
now what were left with is 90% retards like these guys
>>936035393
>hurr durr is dis ragebait? i cant tell
>everything on tiktok is real, right guys huurrr??
this board is dead. we used to make the ragebait, now "we" fall for it (ragebait made by women on top of that)

>>936073001
I'll continue to laugh at his parade until his next retarded stunt

>>936012981
>>936013106
i would berate you for posting classic oldfag memes but this thread aint half bad tbh. the first in months to be bearable

>>936067928
but you dont get it. all of this, its all about this redditor's life. all of it!

>>936014045
Rules are only made when somebody fucks something up.
>Or fucks somebody.

>>936053108
fbf I fucking missed you

>>936072871
heh

>>936007915 (OP)
What's funny about that? In the US, there is no real food anymore, everything is artificial.

>>936008903
define 'can' mr. math professor

>>936068292
I think I can see her cock in those jeans.

>>936051997
Americans have no honor.

>>936073001
Non American here. It looked really bad tbh

>>936085001
gotta get me one of them nazi rabbits

>>936087169
i know a dude who is like this, he also thinks hes a viking

>>936088119
well he's at least right about women.

>>936090120
Thread saved. Thank you.

>>936046936
I get this reference!

>>936008059
Ragebait video she doesnt even have a wedding ring. Shes an obvious feminazi that no man would do anything other than pump and dump. And shes butthurt and trying to demoralize. Typical cunt behavior.

>>936039956
People who lay down deserve to die. You either fight back or run away and keep running.

>>936073790
You're an idiot then. They have them every year. You're just a fool who gets worked up when the propagandists tell you to.

>>936087169
this is 4chan except the guy is fat

Thank you all for a quality YLYL thread

>>936095684
Don't be, get in for the 100th time

Quite sorry I forgot phone posting doesn't keep the filename intact https://archived.moe/b/thread/931424948/#931424948 this will save you the hassle of linking it back to source

>>936008059
YEAA DAS RITE WHYPIPO DEY FINALLY SEEZUN DEY FAWKIN FOOOD

>>936012581
why did the first nigger steal two words?

>>936051985
Gabe won against Michael Bay