>>936012354
I don't get it. What's the point in announcing things you'd do if you weren't so unattractive? Is it supposed to be impressive? Is it a way to combat your sexual insexurity?
>I'd buy a big house and 5 cars if I won the lottery!
Hi Anon, please do not respond to the obvious troll. It just clutters the thread. He went after me earlier in the thread and just humiliated himself is all.
>>936013378
What gave you the impression that I care what some rando faggot on here thinks? The fact that you're sitting on 4chan, the literal cesspool of the internet, trying to moralize would be funny if you weren't so pathetic in trying to get a rise out of me. Better luck next time!
>>936013533
Damn, fuck yea! Would love to straddle her while she’s prone, pour lube all over those cheeks, use my hand to guide it down to her pussy, then slide myself in nice and deep, slowly
>>936013577
Fuck yes. Stand behind her and fuck her standing up while grabbing her throat and tits so she can watch herself get groped and fucked in the mirror
>>936011783 (OP)
Help me fight temptation b/ros >be me >34 years old and married >wife had a neck injury like 8 years ago >finally got it taken care of after 8 years of care >faithful that entire time >slowly coming to point we can have sex again >swing by gas station yesterday >girl who looks like >>936011877 but with black hair wearing pajamas bottoms working as cashier >rural area gas station that has like 3 employees but never seen her before >looks about 18/19 but I'm a terrible judge of age >Notice she has well done tatt on arm >wife wants first tattoo >ask her if she'd recommend anyone >she immediately says >I have three. This one (shows arm) >one on my chest (pulls shirt halfway down her tit to show it >and this one (spins around, pulls up shirt and down top of pajama bottoms to show tramp stamp) >starts talking about which person did which tattoo >I'm completely zoned out >snap back to reality and she says "I can call them for you" >tell her nah, that's ok, I'll talk to the wife and see if she's ready for one yet >grab my shit and leave >she walks down the counter chatting at me with a big smile the whole way >says "come back and let me know!"
Talk me out of trying to bang the gas station cutie guys
